BJ City.

In the office of a senior manager of a large securities firm.

A middle-aged man with a handsome face was looking at the live broadcast room on the computer screen interestingly, which was Ye Tian's live broadcast room.

Looking at the barrage touted one by one, as well as the urging and expectation of the sailors, a satisfied smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

Tang Long, 35 years old, has a successful career, has a happy family, is the chief analyst of a large company, a top trader, and a person who can play with stocks, no one is stupid, and their brains are always active.

Since watching Ye Tian's live broadcast room, he has become one of the thousands of water friends, in the city, the world that cannot be seen, the various dangers encountered, as well as magical adventures, and the knowledge of survival in the wild, all of which are refreshing.

What he likes to watch the most is that Ye Tian tells some jokes that let everyone discuss and guess the answers, because he finds these things quite interesting, not only including the philosophy of life, but also from the perspective of the problem, many times you can't imagine it.

And when you understand it, you can't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, if you untie it yourself, it will be even more fulfilling.

In particular, it will be recognized by the majority of water friends.

There was a piece of paper and a pen in Tang Long's hand, and what was written on it was the paragraph that Ye Tian had just said, and there was a large paragraph of analysis below, inserted from various angles, starting from and analyzing.

Feeling that the time was about the same, I put my hand on the keyboard, crackled and quickly typed out a long paragraph of text, and hit the enter key.

Lighting a cigarette and taking a puff beautifully, this kind of answer to solve the joke has a kind of pleasure that makes him return to his student days and solve math competition problems, no, he wants to be even happier.

"The anchor is really a talent, I really don't know how he came up with these interesting jokes. Tang Long sighed.

And in the live broadcast room.

"Seeing that everyone is a little anxious, then I'll talk about my analysis ideas, in fact, what the anchor said is indeed a prompt, iFi coverage, I believe that everyone basically has iFi at home now, and Xiaohua went on a blind date, the woman asked him about the house, of course this is not the key, but on iFi, in fact, the most critical thing is the last dialogue between the two, female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua: Anywhere in my house is full, you know, iFi coverage is indeed not small, it is about 100 meters to 200 meters, or even farther, but in fact, the range is far less than this range, especially at home, you put it at the door, the house is more than 100 square meters, you go to the bedroom, there may only be one or two signals left, and Xiaohua said that any place is full, which means that his house is very small, so naturally the woman is very dissatisfied with this answer, and turns around and leaves, so this question, in fact, the woman is not asking iFi

, but ask about the size of the house. ”

“666”

“66666”

“666666”

"After reading the whole answer, I knelt!"

"I've been on my knees for a long time!"

"I read the answer on my knees, and the big guy is the big guy!"

"Nima, what else can you say with this answer?"

"Damn, this woman is too scheming, too terrible!"

"Nima, if you meet this kind of woman in reality, how terrible it will be, you don't know why the other party left?"

"Terrible! Terrible! This answer makes my heart flutter, and now the blind date routine is so deep?"

"This analysis is awesome! Absolutely the right answer!"

"Anchor, is this the correct answer?"

......

Ye Tian looked at this paragraph, nodded, and said: "This is indeed the correct answer, this water friend's analysis is completely correct, and there is another." ”

On the barrage, there is another piece of worship!

And Tang Long, who was in his own office in BJ City, was proud.

But then I was very distressed, what is the answer to this next question?

As a top student since he was a child, he doesn't understand this prompt at all, okay?

Scumbag?

He's not!

And the live broadcast room continued to be lively, and finally overcame one problem, and there was another.

We're all working together! It's going to be solved soon.

Of course, imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

This problem has not been solved!

So in the end, it was Ye Tianlai who announced the correct answer: "This question is actually very simple, scumbag, how will scumbag react when he sees the textbook? The answer is, he will be sleepy, he will sleep, and he will say to the girl, baby, you are my textbook, that is to say: Baby, I want to sleep with you! This is the correct answer."

In the future, you in the live broadcast room can say this to the person you like, try it, if the other party reacts, you don't need me to teach, go open a room!"

As soon as this answer came out, it was in the live broadcast room.

"Poof~"

"Poof~~"

"Poof~~~"

"it!"

"I'm a!"

"That's the right answer!"

"Baby, I want to sleep with you!"

"This love talk is awesome!"

Such a straightforward love story is very convincing. ”

"Hahaha~~ Simple and rude, that's right, Lao Tzu just wants to sleep with you, miss you. ”

"No wonder in the joke, that woman looks shy!"

"Madan! ”

"Drive unguarded!"

"The sudden commotion flashed Lao Tzu's waist!"

"233333....this Nima is awesome!"

"Anchor, you're my textbook!"

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, you're naughty again!"

The whole live broadcast room, that was shocking!

Those smart people who didn't solve the problem couldn't cry or laugh.

It turns out that the answer is so simple and rude, think about it, what else can a man say to a woman, make the other party look shy, and that's what happened in bed.

Tang Long in the office, when he heard this answer, he also couldn't laugh or cry, and he couldn't refute it at all.

This idea is really awesome!

Admire!

"Anchor, one more!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"Hahaha~~ Come again!"

"That, anchor, can you not hurt your brain cells, I feel like I'm already stupid, woo woo~~"

Ye Tian nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, then let's just say some simple jokes!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "On the bus, Xiao Fang was squeezed into the arms of the male god, at first, Xiao Fang was a little embarrassed, but after a long time, Xiao Fang got used to it, her head gently leaned on the male god's body, and said gently: I sat on this bus for a week, and every time I was squeezed in my arms by you, do you believe in fate? The male god looked very calm, silent for a few seconds, and then said: I don't believe in fate.... Well, I only know to rent a bus for more than a thousand, more than a hundred extras, at least a hundred per person ... So, I only believe in money. ”

The sailors in the live broadcast room thought it was a romantic joke at the beginning, but they never expected...