Chapter 34: Confession of Madness
Cheng Bo: "Beauty, are you serious?"
Beauty: "Of course it's true, but the breakup fee is a bit high...... 500 at a time! If you can, I'm yours now!"
"Damn, not a penny. Cheng Bo instantly understood.
"Poor, don't have the money to learn from others to make girls?" The beauty glared at Cheng Bo viciously and walked away.
System: "The host failed to get the Good Guy Card!What just happened? Didn't she already promise you? Why did she leave again?"
"Alas...... You're too young to understand!" Cheng Bo shook his head and continued to look for the next target.
This is a woman with a graceful figure, who fascinated Cheng Bo at the first time, and Cheng Bo chased after him without thinking about it.
"Stop! I have something to say to you!"
The graceful figure of the woman really stopped.
"When I saw you, my heart pounded, and I decided to fall in love. It's not that you don't dare to love, it's not that you don't want to love, it's not that you're afraid that love is also a kind of harm. Are you afraid of loving me?" Cheng Bo looked at the graceful woman expectantly, fantasizing that she would turn around and reject herself.
"I'm not afraid!"
System: "Failed to get the Good Guy Card for the host!"
Cheng Bo was taken aback: "Damn, why is it an aunt?"
System: "Host, promise her! Find a dear and beloved person to say goodbye to singleness." â
"Hey, can Nima disgust me to death?" Cheng Bozhi felt a tumbling in his stomach.
"Young man, I have been widowed for so many years, and I have long wanted to find a strong young man...... Let's go, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register our marriage now, and we will have a cave room at night!" Seeing that Cheng Bo was indifferent, the aunt couldn't help but be hungry and thirsty.
"Mom, help!" Cheng Bo was so frightened that the three souls lost their spirits, spread their feet and ran up, and the aunt chased after him.
An hour later, Cheng Bo was gasping for air in a corner.
"Finally got rid of it, this aunt's body is so good, if she catches up...... Do you want to be so exciting? I almost confessed in the second half of my life. Cheng Bo covered his little liver, and he was still jumping and fluttering. "Next time, you must see it clearly, and you must not make such an oolong again. â
Cheng Bo quickly found the next target: "I don't think you really are a qualified friend, you might as well change your career to be my girlfriend!"
The long-haired beauty in front of her looked at Cheng Bo in astonishment: "Classmate, do we know each other?"
"Sorry, I recognized the wrong person!" Cheng Bo rarely blushed.
In a flash, another hour passed...... Cheng Bo didn't get the good guy card he deserved.
"This is aimed at me, I want to complain!" Cheng Bo was furious, and every time he confessed, he felt that he would feel cold under his crotch.
"Host, otherwise forget it, don't worry, even if you are transgendered, I won't dislike you, I'm still your cute system!"
Cheng Bo instinctively felt that the sound of the system was full of a strange taste.
What is the gender of this pit system? If I become a woman, he is a rare ...... Isn't that ...... Cheng Bo shuddered, not daring to think about it anymore.
System: "Host, how's it going?"
"Dream on! I don't believe in this evil!"
Cheng Bo rushed to the three girls in one breath and stretched out his hand to stop them. The three girls subconsciously took a step back and looked at Cheng Bo cautiously.
Cheng Bo: "Today you are lucky to meet me, then I will give you a chance to pursue the most handsome person in the world." If you love me, please Q1, if you don't love me, please Q2, please make a choice quickly!"
One of the girls looked at Cheng Bo in astonishment: "Must ...... Want to choose an option?"
Cheng Bo: "You have to drop, you can leave after choosing! But don't worry, you just have to say what is in your heart, whether you love me or not, I will not embarrass you!"
Another girl asked, "Is that true?"
Cheng Bo: "It's more true than pearls!"
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The three girls spoke almost in unison.
Cheng Bo: "Why?"
"You...... It's ugly!"
"You're so tasteless!"
"You...... He's a good guy!"
After each of the three girls said a few words, they ran away like ghosts.
The people around looked at Cheng Bo pathetically and looked at Cheng Bo, but Cheng Bo showed a satisfied smile.
System: "Dangdang, the host successfully obtains 3 good guy cards!"
Hahaha, a little once, that's what I want, just do it! For a while, Cheng Bo was full of confidence, and he accelerated the speed of confession.
Fourth.
Cheng Bo: "I'm sorry to bother you, do you love me?"
"I'm sorry, I don't like men!"
Cheng Bo looked confused: "It's heart-piercing......"
Thirteenth.
Cheng Bo: "As long as you are willing to hand you over to me, I can give you the whole world ......"
"Neurotic! Get out of here! I'm being made to see you again! It's disgusting!"
It's not for the task, I don't want you to post it to me like this, and I'm still very short-tempered.
Thirtieth time.
Cheng Bo: "Classmate, you don't have me in your life." â
"Brains are a good thing, but it's a pity you don't. All the men in the world are dead, and my mother won't like you. â
Boom......
38th.
Cheng Bo: "Beauty, do you want to make an appointment?"
"Oh, little brother, they actually just came back from surgery in Thailand!"
Vomit......
Forty-fourth.
Cheng Bo: "I used to wonder what my dream was...... I didn't understand the meaning of life until I met you. â
"Get out, as far as your dream is, you can get me as far as you want. â
Woowoo......
Sixty-sixth.
Cheng Bo: "Little sister, please stay, I want to give birth to a lot of monkeys with you." â
"Who do you call young lady? Lao Tzu is a man. â
Cheng Bo: "I'm sorry, brother, I'm dazzled!"
Wear a dish...... Who knows if you're a man or a woman?
Eighty-eighth.
Cheng Bo: "I ......"
"Stop, I know what you're trying to say. Don't fall in love if you look like this bear!"
This consciousness is okay, and the prediction is too accurate, right?
The hundredth time.
Cheng Bo: "Give me a way to live, if you don't fall in love with me, I'll die." â
"I like guys with big breasts like me. â
Cheng Bo: "34...... Dīŧâ
"Wrong! It's 34E!"
This one is a bit fierce.
Throughout the afternoon, Cheng Bo was tirelessly confessing to others, and soon he understood the meaning of "a good person".
System: "Dangdang, the host obtains the Good Guy Card, success!" The current host has obtained a total of 104.250 Good Guy Cards. â
Cheng Bo: "Why is there a decimal point?"
System: "The woman who once answered you with '...... you're a quarter.'" But the system has already predicted that she might say that, so it will be converted to a decimal point for you. â
"I'll go, can it be like this? In any case, the afternoon's work was not in vain. Cheng Bo relaxed a lot in his heart, and the punishment of the previous sex change pressed on him like a mountain, making him breathless.
System: "Host, you are indeed a manufacturable material, I am not mistaken about you." â
Cheng Bo was proud: "That's not ...... After all, I have confessed so many times, except for the middle-aged aunt and some abnormal people, I have never succeeded once. â
System: "Ahem, host, you have to firmly believe that you are so good, and it is their loss to miss you." Moreover, if they all agree, you will not be able to complete the task, and if you can't complete the task, you will be transgender. There is a group of beautiful women in the air......"
"Soga!" Cheng Bo thought deeply.
System: "Detected that an attribute on the host's body has been exercised in the quest and has been upgraded to full value,"
Cheng Bo: "Needless to say, it must be appearance, or emotional intelligence, so many love words are not in vain." â
System: "The current host's skin thickness is 100, full value!"
In the evening, when Cheng Bo felt that there were fewer and fewer girls who had confessed, and his efficiency was getting lower and lower, he finally returned to the dormitory.
When he opened the door, he found that the three brothers in the dormitory were looking at him with a strange gaze.
Cheng Bo: "You ......"
Zhu Yiqun: "Bo'er!
Lu Guan: "Big man, your posture of casting a wide net and catching more fish is so wonderful! Teach me!"
Cheng Bo was stunned: "How do you know?"
Sun Bin: "This matter has been spread throughout the school, how can we not know?"
Cheng Bo: "So crazy?"
Zhu Yiqun: "It is said that there is a perverted single man, who has been single for too long, and he can't bear the loneliness, and when he sees a girl, he chases after him to confess, and he has to force the other party to say a result." â
Cheng Bo: "Then no one knows it's me, right?"
Lu Guan: "Count you lucky, the school thinks your ending is too tragic, gives a certain degree of understanding, and does not send anyone to investigate you." â
Cheng Bo pinched a cold sweat: "Whew...... Surprise me!"
Zhu Yiqun: "However, some people have already linked you with the football genius a few days ago, but they have not confirmed their identity yet, after all, the gap between 'you' is too big." â
"What?" Cheng Bo was taken aback, and suddenly felt cold. If my identity is revealed, then I will still be a mess at school? People want faces, trees want bark! It seems that the way of confessing in public will not work...... And this speed is too slow, even if you don't rest or sleep in three days, the ability to reach more than 1,000 times is very small. You have to think of a proper way.
Cheng Bo fell silent.
Lu Guan: "Bo'er, have you caught any fish after casting so many nets? A group of them have told us, I know, you are stimulated to do this...... Look at it, don't go tomorrow, I have a cousin, she looks pretty good, it's really not good, I'll introduce her to you......"
Cheng Bo: "If you have it, you don't have to worry about my business, I have my own measure." â
Cheng Bo shook his head, he took off his shoes, and then hid in the bed, no matter how many people called him, he didn't agree.
A few people had to helplessly handle it.
What kind of confession should I change? Will I try this first?
Cheng Bo took out his mobile phone and moved frantically in the bed......