Chapter 35 The World's Beauty Information Encyclopedia
At the beginning, the frequency of Cheng Bo's shaking was still very small, but in the end, he found that it was getting faster and faster, and he almost didn't shake the bed down.
"What are you doing? Can you make a smaller move?" Zhu Yiqun roared at Cheng Bo, but Cheng Bo was unheard of.
Lu Guan: "He must be watching a small movie, while ...... ......Lift his quilt quickly, he must find something!"
Several people looked at each other and acted collectively.
"You ...... Why?"
Cheng Bo's pants were well worn, and his hands were placed on the outside in a proper manner.
Lu Guan: "Misjudgment?"
Sun Bin: "How is it different from what I imagined?"
A few people were stunned!
Cheng Bo: "There's something wrong!"
Zhu Yiqun: "Bo'er, no matter what you're doing, please don't affect everyone, okay?
Zhu Yiqun saw that there was no way to take Cheng Bo, so he had to persuade him bitterly.
"Okay, okay, I'll be smaller. Don't bother me anymore. Cheng Bo got into the quilt again.
Ding dong!
Jiangnan Tannery has added you as a friend!
1 yuan 500 has added you as a friend!
Men are not a good thing to have added you as a friend!
"Haha, I shook several of them, and I added them all. Jiangnan Tannery?advertised!1 yuan, 500 units?I'm sending you this thing?Only 'men are not good things' has a play!" Cheng Bo clicked out of the dialog box and started chatting.
Cheng Bo: "Hello, men are not good things. β
"Hello, women are big pigs' trotters. β
"Since I shook you on WeChat, I guess you also have needs, do you mind having a boyfriend?" Cheng Bo went straight to the point.
"Don't mind, but you'll have to pass my test before I can talk to you. β
Cheng Bo: "No problem, what kind of test method?" Sure enough, the woman with this name is very lonely.
"I like men with excellent language skills, so let's say a few sentences, and you can make sentences. β
Cheng Bo: "A word is certain, and you are satisfied." β
"Question 1: Either ...... Either ......"
Cheng Bo: "So easy! Popsicle 5 cents a piece, or, or? Haha, how about it? Don't fall in love with me because I'm too good, yo!"
The other party was silent for 5 minutes: "Sorry, go on......!"
Cheng Bo: "It seems a little difficult, but it's not a problem for me. How about a thriving confession!?"
"Uh...... The last question, naΓ―ve ......"
Cheng Bo: "It's been so hot for a few days!"
This time, the other party was silent for a longer time, and Cheng Bo waited for one to disappear: "Are you still there?"
"I'm sorry, you're so good. It's that I don't deserve you!"
Then a few big words were displayed on Cheng Bo's mobile phone: Message sending failed, please add the other party as a friend!
Cheng Bo: "Let's talk well, why did you delete me?"
System: "The host has successfully obtained the Good Guy Card!"
"Haha, it worked. In this way, I don't have to show my head and solve it online. However, this WeChat shakes, it seems to be too slow. Cheng Bo thought about it, directly added a few blind date groups, added people crazily, and then started the crazy confession mode.
System: "After the host succeeds, get the good guy card +1+1+1+1......"
"The Good Guy Card can be exchanged for an equal amount of achievement points, and the Good Guy Card is money. Set a small goal first, for example, earn it 100 million first. Come on, come on, smash me to death with the good guy card in your hand. Cheng Bo's heart blossomed, and he experienced the joy of being issued a good person card during his self-examination.
After 2 hours, the night gradually deepened.
System: "The host has obtained a total of 520.1314 Good Guy Cards. β
"It's only more than 500 copies, but I've made a group confession, or is it too slow!" Cheng Bo frowned, as for the strange decimal point, he was already surprised, there was nothing that the system couldn't do.
System: "Host, you still don't like to be slow? At this rate, you'll be able to complete the task before dawn." β
Cheng Bo: "My goal is not just to get things done...... Ahh
Cheng Bo added more than 50 groups on a social software in one go, and none of the groups sent a password red envelope.
"You're a good guy!"
In an instant, the messages in each group became 99+.
"The host has successfully obtained the Good Guy Card!...... Lodge...... The mouth of the "......" system again turned into a machine gun.
"Great, Meizizi. The goal of 100 million is too small, I want to make 1 billion. Will I still lack achievement points in the future?" Cheng Bo had a feeling of getting rich overnight in his heart, and while he was red, he watched the members of the group receive the red envelopes and spit on him.
"Damn, who sent the red envelope? A red envelope is 10 yuan, divided into 1,000 bags, and each person is 1 cent?"
"I guess it's SB, right?
"Group leader, this person is so disgusting, hurry up and kick it!"
You've been kicked out of the group chat......
There is an abnormality in your account, and some functions are suspended!
"Scold, scold, you are jealous that I am rich, I understand!" Cheng Bo didn't care, the goal was achieved, even if he wasn't kicked, he would quit the group by himself.
System: "The current host has obtained a total of 1314.520 good guy cards. β
Cheng Bo: "Yo, it's upside down." β
"Host...... I...... I advise you to stop, I can't stand it anymore!" The system's voice was a little out of breath, obviously tired.
"Why? I didn't cheat, I didn't break the rules, and I didn't take advantage of bugs...... Why should I stop?" Cheng Bo registered a trumpet, ready to continue his glorious deeds, "Oh, I'll go...... The society is shaking! It can't be stopped. β
System: "The system detected another violation of the task balance, and banned all the host's dating accounts for a period of 3 days. β
"Nani, stupid cat, what are you doing?" Cheng Bo was stuck as soon as he logged in, and he was immediately furious.
System: "Alright, host, now you can continue." β
Cheng Bo was anxious: "Why? Why is this? My good guy card!"
System: "Host, you know, while there are no clear instructions in the mission rules, anything that upsets the balance of the mission is not allow......ed!" Enough is enough!"
"Ah......hh Why are there these broken rules! You compensate me for my losses!" Cheng Bo was furious.
System: "No problem, the host gets a {claw machine} capture chance." Congratulations to the host for mentioning Doll 38. β
"Open" Cheng Bo seemed weak, and the good mood just now was long gone.
System: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the World Beauty Information Encyclopedia". β
Cheng Bo was stunned: "That book worth 100,000 achievement points?"
System: "Yes! That's enough to make up for your losses, right?"
Cheng Bo: "I feel better, but it doesn't seem to be useful, I have a chance to make a billion yuan, how can 100,000 make up for it?"
System: "Host, don't get cheap and sell well." There are only 1.3 billion people in China, and women only account for the average, excluding married and same-sex ...... How can there be so many people who can confess when I'm not good at math?"
Cheng Bo: "Hmph! I don't want to do it anymore, every time I have a chance to take off, you have to destroy it for me." β
System: "Host rest assured, each character system can only interfere once. If you find something to do, you're in luck. β
"Is that true?"
System: "It's truer than a pearl!"
"Total ...... I feel like I've heard it somewhere, but ...... That's what you said, you have to talk about it. Cheng Bo downloaded some blind date dating software again.
It's just that what disappoints him is that it's basically some robots that cheat money. It didn't take long for Cheng Bo to give up on the method of passing software.
"Hey, I suddenly thought of something, didn't I save the phone numbers of all the girls in our department? There are about 500 people at least! The mobile phone number has not been blocked, and this opportunity cannot be missed. "Just do it.
Cheng Bo edited a text message, checked the group message, and sent it to all the girls in the hospital, which was as follows:
Hello, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, I've actually been secretly in love with you, I didn't dare to say it, I'm afraid that I can only be a passerby from now on. But I'm about to graduate, I don't want to leave regrets, be my girlfriend! If you agree, you don't have to reply to my message, if you don't, just send a message "You're a good person!"
"Haha, it's done! I've said so, I don't believe you won't reply to me!" Cheng Bo, who had done everything, waited expectantly.
Ding dong.
"You're a good person. β
Soon, Cheng Bo received a reply. But there are different results.
"Is it April Fool's Day?"
"Please don't mind, we play truth or dare, and if you lose, you will have to report it, sorry for the inconvenience. For this kind of reply, Cheng Bo patiently explained.
Everything is going in order.
Suddenly, Cheng Bo's phone rang, Cheng Bo was taken aback, the call was from Cheng Xiang, and Cheng Xiang ...... It's his dad!
"Dad, why did you remember to call me at this time? Is it getting worse again? Don't worry, my son earned 100,000 yuan a few days ago, and I will send it to you immediately. You can rest assured that your son will definitely cure you. Thinking of his father, Cheng Bo's heart couldn't help but soften a lot, and his father was his only concern in this world.
However, what greeted him was Cheng's father's scolding: "You little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu is very good, you are a brute, perverted, and you are very disappointed as a father." β
"Dad, what are you scolding me for?" Cheng Bo was a little aggrieved, and he didn't understand why his father, who had always been amiable, suddenly became angry with him.