Crosstalk relies on mouths, actors rely on faces, and when it comes to being funny, they have the same end.

Yu Qian has been talking about cross talk for more than ten years, has rich experience, and plays the boss of a brokerage company, which is very handy.

put on a fur coat, a black bowler hat, a big gold chain around his neck, and two bodyguards behind him, a proper image of a bigwig in the entertainment industry.

But will the big guy also come to the supermarket to buy things in person?

Why not sit in the car and let the bodyguards come?

"Teacher Yu, let's get ready to start," Huang Bo greeted, and the field work was played, "Let's go." ”

Zhou Jin skillfully operated the cash register, "A total of one thousand two hundred and thirty yuan five, thank you." ”

The two black bodyguards handed over a wad of RMB, Xu Zheng's eyes lit up, good guy has so much money.

"What kind of voice is this?" Yu Qian tilted his head and said slowly.

"Oh, it's my two friends singing inside, I know they're singing so disgusting, I'm going to close the door," Xu Zheng said trying to close the door.

"Wait," Yu Qian waved his hand to stop him, and walked away in search of the song.

"Hey, boss, you can't go in there......" Xu Zheng rushed over, but was stopped by two bodyguards.

"It's over, next, Hugo prepares. ”

Hu Ge plays Zhu Liao, a young actor who has starred in 36 movies and TV series so far, but he has never shown his face once.

was implicated by Li Junwei, and at this time he was tied up and sang "Two Butterflies" with the tires.

"I will fly with you lingeringly, flying over the red dust forever......" Hu Ge knelt on the ground, singing with a helpless expression.

"You're not right," Huang Bo ran out to tell the play, "You sing so well, you have to sing badly to have a comedic effect." ”

Hu Ge said: "I have lowered my level, how can it be ugly?"

Speaking of Lao Hu's singing skills, he is not good, but he is also above the passing line, and the most classic of the songs he sings is "Sigh of Ease".

"That's easy to say," Huang Bo beckoned to Zhou Jin, "come, you show him something ugly." ”

"Fuck off," Zhou Jin scolded with a smile, "I'm going to sing, so what's the matter with Jay Chou?"

Huang Bo smiled: "Yes, this is the number one soul singer in our crew, second only to Xu Zheng." ”

Liu Sisi was tied up and thrown on the sofa, very surprised, "You can still sing? I've never heard you sing, come one, come one." ”

Zhou Jin ignored Liu Sisi's instigation, "I'm going to open my voice, let's stop filming today, Teacher Yu, why don't you give one?"

"I'll have one?" Yu Qian was eager to try.

Brother Qian lives to play, not only can he speak cross talk, he can act, but he also loves rock and roll, and later became the vice president of the Imperial Capital Rock Association.

Not long after coming to the crew, I aimed at karaoke on the set.

Huang Bo didn't want to be disappointed, he glanced at the shooting schedule and found that the progress was very fast, so he simply said: "Cheng, then you can give us one." ”

"I'll play music for you," Qiao Shan ran to cut the song, and the music slowly sounded.

The whole crew stopped filming, and came over to watch.

Hu Ge's hands were still tied, and Yu Qian had a microphone for each person, and the two old men sang in duet with affection.

"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose in front of you......"

Huang Bo pondered, ran to the photographer and said, "You have recorded it, let's use it as a tidbit." ”

This scene, ten years later, is an absolute classic.

Even if you put it now, take a title: Look before deleting! The popular little student was tragically tied up, and he sang a love song with Deyun bacon in a private room!

can not only attract Hu Ge's female fans, but also suck Yu Qian's bacon powder over a piece, and if you don't get it, you can grow a box office of several million.

"Zhou Jin, Zhou Jin, bring me my phone," Liu Sisi jumped up, "I want to take pictures, hurry up and ......"

Zhou Jin ran over to untie her rope, and Liu Sisi took the phone and ran to find the angle.

Looking at her excitement, Zhou Jin suddenly remembered something, "Siye, did you delete the photo I took before?"

"Photo?" Liu Sisi blinked, "What photo? I don't know." ”

Zhou Jin's face suddenly darkened, "Liu Sisi, have you finished writing your paper?"

Liu Sisi's complexion changed instantly, and he glanced at Zhou Jin resentfully.

Don't you mention such a sad thing when people are happy, okay?

……

When the nightclub crew was teasing and singing, Ning Hao was as tired as a dog in the imperial capital.

The postponement of the release of "No Man's Land" caused him a lot of losses, but fortunately, he immediately filmed another "People in Embarrassment".

Although this book is not as good as "No Man's Land", it will be very good at the box office.

After Xu Zheng finished filming, he went to Huairou to film, and the rest of the post-production and editing were all lost to Ning Hao and the team.

Ning Hao was busy, and after finishing the rough cut, it was easy to take a breath, and he began to think about his new drama again.

"Daughter-in-law," Ning Hao kicked his slippers and ran into the study, "How did you write my script?"

Xing Na turned on the computer and said, "Who am I, I cook for you every day, do laundry, and write scripts for you, you can hire a nanny." ”

Ning Hao smiled, "Where can I hire such a capable daughter-in-law as you." ”

Xing Nadao grabbed his ear, "If you really hire a capable person, are you going to replace me?"

Ning Hao was stunned, "No, no, who can look down on me......"

"Yes, look at the folds of your face," Xing Na let go of her hand in satisfaction, touching the wrinkles on his forehead.

"Where's my notebook?" Ning Hao asked weakly.

"I know that I care about the script," Xing Na complained and opened the document, "I only wrote a rough sketch of this book, and you can find Xiaojun and Hongwei for the rest, and then discuss it." ”

A director is happy, and a director who writes his own script is not happy.

Ning Hao has not yet set up a dedicated screenwriting team, and he himself is more like an author-director than a creative director, but fortunately, Xing Na helps him share the pressure.

And Xiaojun and Hongwei are also professional screenwriters that Ning Hao cooperated with from "Crazy Stone" and "No Man's Land".

Save them together, and the quality of the script will basically be guaranteed.

"When are you going to start filming?" asked Xing Na.

Every time Ning Hao went out to film, she didn't come back for at least two or three months, and she had to keep the empty room alone.

If Zhou Jin knew her suffering, then Zhun Bao said, Ning Dao, you can go out with confidence, sister-in-law, I will take care of it...... And then beaten.

It's a pity he's not there.

Ning Hao scrolled the mouse, flipped through the script, and said, "I have to wait for the beginning of spring next year." ”

"So urgent?" Xing Na said, "Our script hasn't taken shape yet, and the preparation time is too short, so you won't polish it anymore?"

Ning Hao thought for a moment, "Let's talk about it." ”

If it weren't for "People in Embarrassment", he might have really been in a hurry.

But now that "People Are in Embarrassment" can be released for the New Year, not to mention how much money is made at the box office, at least it can make up for the loss of "No Man's Land".

Perhaps, he will have a chance to wait and see?8)