How should comedy be played?

Some people use exaggerated expressions and movements to squeak and laugh, the most typical ones are "my goodness" and "look at your lost color".

Some people use humorous lines and the contrast of the plot to make you laugh, typical ones are "Zi once said" and "Ma He Mei".

"Nightclub" is somewhere in between, the lines are not humorous enough, the plot is not contrasting enough, and the expressions and actions are not exaggerated enough.

To put it simply, it's half a bucket of water, and it doesn't touch anywhere.

Fortunately, there is Xu Zheng, just like Dinghaishen Needle, he can stabilize the audience without moving.

Compared with him, Zhou Jin's cute and funny, and Qiao Shan's "whine" funny, are all out of the flow.

"Big cousin, who, ah, who is it......" Qiao Shan put on a black mask and rushed in with a snort.

Xu Zheng slapped him and shouted, "What are you doing wearing this thing?"

Qiao Shan touched the back of his head, "Grab money." ”

Xu Zheng slapped again, "Who said that we are here to rob money?

"Asking for an account, yes, asking for an account...... Qiao Shan turned to Zhou Jin and yelled at the two of them: "Ask for an account, what about an account, hand over the account......"

Well, that's two-stroke humor.

Liu Sisi didn't want to pay attention to it, turned around and went to call.

"Don't call," Xu Zheng shouted, "I said don't call, don't you hear!"

Qiao Shan flipped over directly from the counter to grab the phone, and Zhou Jin rushed over and pulled Liu Sisi behind him.

"Smash it, smash the phone!"

The two men threw the phone on the ground and stomped it to pieces with a scream.

The scene was very chaotic for a while, Zhou Jin and Liu Sisi glanced at each other, what were the two of them doing?

"Don't call the police, don't you hear me," Xu Zheng threatened.

"Who said you were going to call the police?" Liu Sisi hid behind Zhou Jin and looked at the sparse phone, "Don't you want to pay the account, don't you want to call the boss?"

"You didn't say it. Xu Zheng looked panicked.

There are quite a few small jokes like this in nightclubs.

There is a laugh in almost three or five minutes of the whole movie, but what follows is a lack of logic.

Whether it is He Sanshui and the robbery of tires, or the cashier of Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian, it is like a joke.

Fortunately, they found a bunch of comedians to come, and they just had fun, and it was like an elongated version of the sketch.

Three days later, Hu Ge, Yu Qian, and Xiao Yang entered the group.

Saying that, He Sanshui came to the supermarket to ask for the account, but there was no money in the supermarket, so he thought of a trick and asked the tires to tie up Tang Xiaolian and Zhu Liao and lock them in the office.

He disguised himself as a cashier, and the money earned from the supermarket was used to pay off debts, but he couldn't operate the cash register, so he had to let Li Junwei do it for him.

Xiao Yang made a cameo appearance in it as a rich local tycoon, and came to the supermarket to buy things, only to find out that the cashier Li Junwei was actually his classmate.

"A total of two hundred and fifty yuan and three cents, credit card or cash?" Zhou Jin put the things into the bag.

"Li Junwei?" Xiao Yang was a little decadent outside the play, and instantly became a sassy image after entering the play.

"You, who are?" Zhou Jin didn't recognize.

"I, it's me, don't you know your old classmates for many years?" Xiao Yang was half surprised, half showing off, and pulled a lot of words.

He started with a soul triple strike.

"Why do you work here, how much salary do you get a month, do you have a girlfriend?"

And then showed off a wave.

"I now have a very large clubhouse, which is very average, with two rooms and two cars. ”

"Don't think I'm showing off, hey, I'm just showing off. ”

After showing off, I didn't forget to help my old classmates.

"Na, business card, tell me what difficulties you have, so that friends like you who live at the grassroots level can also experience the happiness of rich people like us. ”

"Let me tell you, this feeling of detachment from the masses and being on top is so cool......"

"Call me when you have time," he said, picking up his things and leaving.

"Hey, ...... you" Zhou Jin took his business card and wanted to call him, but was interrupted by Xu Zheng.

"Don't move!" Xu Zheng snatched the business card and tore it to shreds.

Zhou Jin hurriedly said: "Brother Shui, my classmate ......"

"Don't talk," Xu Zheng interrupted him again, "I understand your mood very well at this moment, seeing that your classmates are so successful, with a house, a car and a woman, I am very envious, jealous and hateful." ”

"Do you know why I keep buying lottery tickets, do you think I buy lottery tickets for money?"

Zhou Jin said: "Isn't it?"

As soon as Xu Zheng turned around, he instantly changed from a second-stroke robber to a little brother:

"I waited for two months, just to wait for an opportunity, I want to fight for a breath, not to prove how great I am, I want everyone to know that what I He Sanshui lost, I must get it back!"

Hey, hey, hey, you're a bald middle-aged old dick, what kind of hero are you playing.

"I didn't give money!" Zhou Jin couldn't stand it.

"Don't mention money to me, is it success to have money? Is it ......great to have a house and a car?"

That's right, having money is success, and having a house and a car is amazing.

Zhou Jin let out a roar from the soul, "My classmate just now, he didn't give money!"

Xu Zheng was instantly stunned, "What about the business card?"

Zhou Jin pointed to the sparse pieces on the ground.

"Very well, let's take a break. "The shooting went well, and Huang Bo was very happy.

Yu Qian stood in front of the monitor and said with a smile: "Hey, you guys are really fun shooting, it's funnier than ours." ”

Zhou Jin picked up a chair, leaned over and said, "Then don't talk about cross talk, come and make a movie with us." ”

Yu Qian said: "I want to shoot, but there is no reliable director looking for me." ”

The "Three Smiles: Talented and Beautiful Woman" that he and Guo Degang made before was released for more than ten days, and it collapsed from word-of-mouth to box office, and it would be good to be able to recover the capital.

Lao Guo is still a thief to the movie, but Yu Qian can see that Lao Guo will be a director again, it will be a death.

Zhou Jin teased him, "I know a director, Korean, surnamed Piao, who is not famous." ”

Yu Qian was immediately happy, "Hey, this name is easy to cause misunderstanding." ”

"It's not, so I later changed my Chinese name, surname Qian, and the name is not enough." ”

"Hey, I said how can it not be simple. ”

The two were teasing the boring son, and Xiao Yang called Huang Bo over on the side, found a corner, and whispered: "Brother Bo, the film over there is about to start, and the funds are still lacking, ...... look"

Huang Bo said, "Don't worry, I'll let people put the salary into your account tomorrow, if it's still difficult, let's find a way." ”

Before it was finished, the actor was paid first, and Huang Bo was already an exception.

"Okay, then thank you, Brother Bo, thank you for believing in me......" Xiao Yang was extremely grateful.

He used to make commercials, and it was easy to succeed, but he didn't expect it to be so difficult after switching to movies.

Huang Bo can support him, which can be regarded as a send-off in the snow.

On the other side, Liu Sisi dragged Hu Ge over, "Teacher Yu, do you remember me?"

Yu Qian stood up to greet him, "You are such a beautiful girl, it makes me very unforgettable, who is this?"

Hu Ge bowed slightly, "Teacher Yu, I'm Hu Ge, this time the two of us are still playing." ”

"Then I'm so honored to be able to act with a big star like you. ”

Brother Qian'er is good at this, he says everything is wrong, and he is used to praising him, and he has only been here for a long time, and everyone loves to chat with him.

The four of them sat together, Liu Sisi suddenly remembered, and asked, "Hey, what was the name of that little chubby dun with you last time? Did he lose weight?"

"Yu Xiaobao," Zhou Jin reminded.

Yu Qian smiled: "He is not called Yu Xiaobao now, he is called Yan Tang'er." ”

"How?"

"Where does it flow to the salty (suspicion). ”

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