Chapter 339, the nose is bleeding!

The gray sky, the white earth, the birds flew away, and only a few feathers were traces of their existence.

The bird flew away, so there was no lunch for today.

Looking at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's expressions full of regret, Fang Yan was full of sympathy for them in his heart, and said loudly: "I said a long time ago---- this is a very inhumane thing. If you want to eat---- let's go to the mountains to hunt pheasants and rabbits, grab a few handfuls of Chaotian peppers and stew them in a big pot, and eat as much as you want.

Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan were all so angry that their bodies trembled, if it weren't for Ye Wenrou standing next to them, they knew that they couldn't beat her, they would have thrown the black leather gloves they were wearing over and duel with Fang Yan.

When did you say that this was a very inhumane thing?

Didn't you say you were going to hunt birds the most? Every time you are the commander-in-chief, we are all your legmare soldiers, okay?

What is so delicious about the birds? Who just ate them and then pulled us out to hunt the birds?

Speak with your conscience!

Hearing Fang Yan talk about pheasants and hares, Ye Wen's eyes brightened again, and he said, "Hunt the hare?"

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Everyone looked at Ye Wenrou cautiously, for fear that she would make any other requests.

Li Xiaotian could not answer, but Fang Yan could not answer. After all, Ye Wenrou was the guest he invited.

He looked at Ye Wenrou with a smile and said, "Yes." After the snow, there are a lot of pheasants and hares on the mountain to come out to move, the snow is too deep, they are not as flexible as before, especially the rabbit legs are short, trapped in the snow hole can not jump out, a pounce on a quasi---- before we have not gone up the mountain to catch. After catching it, make dry stir-fried chicken or dry stir-fried rabbit, enlarge the ingredients and peppers, take a sip of wine and a piece of meat, and eat sweaty. ”

"Can I arrest it now?" Ye Wenrou pretended not to see Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's painful expressions, and asked out loud.

Fang Yan glanced back at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan very humanely, and said, "It should be ----, right?"

Ye Wen Wen waved his little hand and said competently and straightforwardly: "Go and hunt the hare." ”

As a result, the faces of Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became even more sad.

Li Xiaotian took Fang Yan's arm and walked to the side, and whispered: "Big brother, you can just let us go---- you go to pick up girls, what is the matter with us? Besides, after a while, we caught a pheasant or a hare or something, Miss Ye's heart softened, and let us let all the wild things go, what are we eating? I ate two birds in a whole day, and I was so hungry that I was so tormented by you that I was so hungry that my heart was close to my back---- you play, let's go back first?"

"I wanted to let you go, but as you can see, it's not up to me to do this. Fang Yan smiled helplessly. "But I can assure you that she won't let go of the pheasants and hares she catches for a while, and if she dares to do this kind of thing again, I'll whip her with big ears ---- it's against the sky?"

Li Xiaotian stared at Fang Yan with disdain on his face, and said, "Then you have to be beaten---- you were beaten by her, who would dare to believe you when you say such things?"

"That was before, and now she's no match for me at all. I was in a bad mood and pulled her out to beat her, she didn't dare to fight back---- hurry up, let the brothers prepare and prepare, and show this little girl who has never seen the world the strength of our Yanziwu 'beautiful men's team' to fight monsters. ”

The beautiful men's team is the name of the bird-fighting team led by Fang Yan, and there was an idol drama called "Meteor Garden" at that time, and they got inspiration from this drama, so they took such a name.

Originally, I wanted to learn from other people's F4 combinations, they called them F11, but there are constantly friends joining in the back, and I can't always become F11 today and F12 tomorrow. It's inconvenient to spread that way to make a reputation.

If you don't change your name, you can't do it, the 11 people who joined the gang in front are beautiful men, and the people who join in the back are not beautiful men?

"I really can't let it go this time. Li Xiaotian said uneasily. There is no sense of team pride at all.

"I don't want to let it go. ”

"Let's go, then. Li Xiaotian resigned himself to his fate and said: "I hope this time it is not a busy job in vain." ”

Ruan Jing, who was sent back by Fang Yan to get the lotus leaf hot sauce, came back, excitedly raised the big bag in his hand, and said, "I brought everything you wanted, what about the birds?"

Fang Yan glanced at him and said embarrassedly: "Ruan Jing---- that, please go back and get a pot." ”

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A rabbit and a chicken, cut into pieces and stir-fried in a large pot. Add spices and a handful of red peppers, sprinkle with shredded ginger and green onions, and wait until the broth in the pot is bubbling, lift the lid and stretch out your chopsticks to eat.

The hot ecstasy, the spicy enjoyment, and then take a big bite of the self-brewed burning knife in the small workshop of Yanziwu, and the taste will not be changed to a fairy.

When a man meets a beautiful woman, he always wants to get each other drunk, and Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others are no exception.

As a result, Ye Wenrou's eyes became brighter and brighter the more he drank, and Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became more and more stupid the more they drank.

Fang Yan didn't bother to remind them, he just ate meat and drank wine. When he was full of wine and food, Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan had already fallen asleep in the snow nest.

Ruan Jing looked at Ye Wenrou with a shocked face, as if he had seen a ghost.

Niangniang, he went back and brought a bucket of loose burnt knives, now the barrel is empty, Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan drank ten catties of the five of them, and Ye Wenrou drank four or five catties alone.

Does this woman have a bottom on how much she drinks?

"You -----" Ruan Jing looked at Fang Yan and said, "Why don't you remind me?"

"I reminded you. Fang Yan said aggrievedly.

"Why did you remind you?"

"I didn't even dare to drink with her. Fang Yan said. "If you don't die, you won't die. ”

Burst-----

Ruan Jing also lay on the ground and vomited wildly. I don't know if it was because I drank too much wine just now or was vomited by Fang Yan. Originally, he also followed Zhu Zidan and they wanted to use the wheel battle to put Ye Wenrou down, but later he quickly stopped when he found out that something was wrong----- so he only ended up half dead.

Leaving those drunks to Ruan Jing to take care of, Fang Yan accompanied Ye Wenrou and walked back in the direction of the village. "That's how you guys used to play?" Ye Wenrou asked.

"yes. Fang Yan nodded. "There are so many games. You see only the tip of the iceberg today. ”

"It seems that ---- your previous life was not bad?" Ye said with gentle emotion. Compared with Fang Yan, there is really nothing to say about her childhood ---.

"It's okay. --- you used to meet" Fang Yan realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "Today's game is not bad, right? If you want to eat, we can come over at any time." ”

"It tasted good. Ye gently nodded and said. "Before you said you met me--- what happened after you met me?"

"Before I met you, I had a very happy life. After meeting you, life has been very fulfilling. Fang Yan said with a serious face. "Fulfillment is a step higher than happiness. Life can't be silly and happy all the time, but it is fulfilling but makes people's lives fulfilling. ”

"Do you really think so in your heart?" Ye Wenrou asked with a slanted glance at Fang Yan. She didn't believe Fang Yan's nonsense.

"Of course. Fang Yan nodded very seriously. "If I hadn't met you, would I have the heart of Tai Chi? Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan, why didn't they have them?"

Ye Wenrou wanted to hit people again, and said in a deep voice: "That's because they don't practice Tai Chi----"

"That's why I said they couldn't have the heart of Tai Chi in their lifetime. Fang Yan said with a smile. "If I didn't have the heart of Tai Chi, how could I beat the Chiba Army? How could I become the inspirational object of every parent when educating their children? How could I become the male god idol in the hearts of countless boys and girls in Yanziwu?"

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When Fang Yan was boasting about himself, he met Bai Xiu and Phoenix, who were walking together to enjoy the snow.

Bai Xiu and the phoenix walked from the opposite bank of the Stone River, Bai Xiu was still wearing a white robe with his hair and a wide robe, the difference was that he wore black cloth shoes today instead of running barefoot in the snow like last time. The phoenix was dressed in a purple trench coat, wearing high-heeled leather boots, and a plush hat on her head.

Bai Xiu didn't know what to say, and the phoenix giggled, looking very happy.

Eight eyes met, and the footsteps of the four people stopped.

The phoenix looked at Fang Yan, but Bai Xiu's eyes looked at Ye Wenrou thoughtfully.

"What ---- date are you guys on?" Phoenix asked as he looked at Fang Yan.

"Guess?" Fang Yan said. He didn't dare to say yes and didn't want to say no, so he had to use this rhetorical question to perfunctory.

After all, he can't show himself in front of his first love.

The phoenix looked Fang Yan up and down, looked at Ye Wenrou again, and said with a smile: "I guess not." ”

"Why not?"

"Not why. Phoenix said. "It just feels like ---- you don't feel like a couple. ”

"Haha----" Fang Yan sneered. He reached out to put his arm around Ye's gentle waist and said, "Do I need to prove anything to you?"

Fang Yan has often seen such a scene in the TV series, the heroine in order to take revenge on her ex-boyfriend who hurt her, so she brought a man who is better or more affectionate than her ex-boyfriend to the party, at the party, the ex-boyfriend will definitely sneer at the heroine's behavior, and say Don't use such shoddy means to deceive me, I won't be fooled, you have nothing to do with it, you brought him here just to make me angry, right---- so the heroine rushed up in anger and hugged the male protagonist and kissed or kissed wildly----

Of course, the object of the heroine's kiss is generally the male lead of that drama.

Fang Yan felt that she was the 'heroine', and accidentally met her first love, so she wanted to use another woman to prove that you don't want me, I still have someone else to want, and the person who wants me now is better than you, more beautiful than you, more brutal and violent----

"Do I need to prove anything to you?" Fang Yan said.

As he spoke, his hand also wrapped his arms around Ye Wenwen's waist as he wished.

I have to say that Ye Wenrou's waist is very thin. Of course, she has a thin figure, and her waist is naturally not fat.

The most important thing is that it feels very good, there is no excess fat, and it will not dry up and only a bunch of bones remain.

The oil is greasy, soft and tender----

Among the women I have touched, I can rank in the top three. Of course, Fang Yan hadn't touched three women in total.

Hey, what's going on with your nose bleeding?