Chapter 338, Autobots, Start the Engine!

In the pure white world of ice and snow, eating and turning into sparrows and drinking and burning knives is indeed a great enjoyment of life.

Ye's gentle lips were ruddy and delicate, shining with oil. She is like an underfed puppy, looking at her owner pitifully----- she always has to be fed, right?

Yes, you have to make people full of treats, right? Isn't it too insincere to treat people without giving them enough food?

Ye Wenrou's question really made Fang Yan feel embarrassed, he turned to look at Li Xiaotian, Li Xiaotian shook his head, pointed to the half of the finch in Fang Yan's hand, and said, "That's the last one." ”

In order to prove that he was not hiding, Li Xiaotian also ran to the edge of the stone house to pick up the grass ashes, and kicked out the red-hot dry wood and burnt charcoal ash inside. It's empty, and there's really no lumps of mud left.

Fang Yan handed over the half sparrow in his hand, and Ye shook his head gently.

The sparrow in Fang Yan's hand is now only a small half, and Fang Yan is very unparticular when he eats, others tear the meat strips with his hands, he bites the meat with his mouth---- who wants to eat such a bird?"

Fang Yan stuffed the remaining little half of the sparrow into his mouth in two by three, bent down and grabbed the snow to wipe his palm, and then pulled Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan aside to talk secretly.

"Brothers, do me a favor-----" Fang Yan said with a bitter face. "She wasn't full. ”

"Isn't this nonsense?" Li Xiaotian said. "If you invite someone to eat Miss Ye, you will invite someone to eat this? A little bird will send people away? It's too bullying, right?"

"Yes. If she accepts my invitation, I will invite her to Yanjing City to eat on the first floor ---- state guesthouse. Zhu Zidan was also very dissatisfied with Fang Yan's behavior. Ye Wenrou is their goddess, and the goddess is insulted like this?

"If I were Ye Wenrou and turn her head and leave, who would want to eat your little bird-----" Ruan Jing said with a sigh.

They not only looked down on Fang Yan, but also looked down on Fang Yan's bird.

"Okay, okay, don't fight for her. What is the original ecology? What is the taste? This is the original ecology, this is the taste. What do you old virgins know? Don't you see that she likes to eat very much? Prove me right. Fang Yan said angrily. "When a friend is in trouble, you have to draw your sword to help. She's not full, and you'll have to help figure out how to feed her. ”

"What can we do?" Li Xiaotian said with a smile. "We can't make a few birds for her to roast. ”

Listening to Li Xiaotian's words, Fang Yan's eyes lit up and said, "Where did your little bird come from?"

"Nonsense, of course it's caught. It's like you've never done it before. ”

"Then we'll catch it. Fang Yan said. He saw the bamboo poles and large nets placed on the side, and said, "The tools are ready-made, let's go and catch a net now?"

Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others looked at Fang Yan with wide eyes, and said, "Xiao Yanzi, you're not kidding, are you?

"How long does it take to clean after you've caught it? How long does it take to have dinner?"

"I don't care how long. Fang Yan said with excitement on his face: "Anyway, I ate a little bird just now, and I won't be too hungry." Let's go to the bamboo forest with our tools now, and then fish a net and come back to make appetizers-----Ruan Jing, you go back and get wine, lotus leaves, and some spices and chili sauce." The logistics are up to you. ”

"No way. Ruan Jing nodded in agreement. He was the thinnest in the team, and he used to be responsible for passing on errands when there were group activities.

"The others went to the bamboo forest. Fang Yan issued the order neatly.

Everyone no longer refuted Fang Yan's words, and walked towards the bamboo forest not far away with their hands and feet. This kind of thing they used to do, but now they are familiar with it.

Fang Yan walked up to Ye Wenrou and said with a smile, "Are you interested in catching birds?"

"Catch birds?" Ye Wenrou's eyes brightened even more, and it seemed that she was indeed very interested in this kind of thing.

The so-called bird hunting is to drive the birds into the big net they hold up, and the same reason as catching fish in the pond.

The difference is that catching fish is caught in the water, and catching birds is caught in the sky.

A large net was propped up on one side of the woods, and the net was held in place by two huge bamboo poles.

The place Fang Yan and the others chose to catch the birds was the wild bamboo forest, and the dense bamboo forest was the natural resting place for those wild birds.

Fang Yan and Ye Wenrou were in a group, Zhu Zidan and Chen Hua were in a group, and Li Xiaotian and his younger brother Li Xiaoyi were in a group. There is also a person who is in charge of watching the net. Avoid the bamboo pole falling down, the net breaking, and their hard work in vain.

Then, three groups of centaurs marched from three directions towards the depths of the bamboo forest, waving long bamboo poles in their hands.

Syllable!

Fang Yan slapped a bamboo pole in the bamboo forest, and those birds flew away in all directions.

Ye Wenrou has already understood the principle of catching birds, in fact, it is a U-shaped encirclement, and a large net is erected in front of the only exit to catch the sparrows who threw themselves into the net in a panic.

Syllable!

Ye Wenrou also held a bamboo pole, and slapped it in the other direction of the bamboo forest.

Syllable!

Fang Yan slapped a shot to the left.

Syllable!

Ye Wenrou slapped a shot to the right.

The two glanced at each other, Fang Yan grinned, and the corners of Ye Wen's eyes also had a soft smile.

"Oh, I am the king of the mountain-----" Li Xiaotian's wolf howl came from the east.

"What kind of king of the mountain is the wolf?I am the evil tiger descending the mountain----- oh oh oh ----- "

"Hahaha, are you afraid of the uncle, are you afraid, are you afraid-----" To the west was Zhu Xiaoyi's ghost scream.

Syllable!

Ye Wenrou slapped out another shot and said loudly: "They all have lines when they enter the forest---- do you have any?"

"How could I do such a childish thing?" Fang Yan denied extremely firmly. Those guys are so embarrassed, aren't they afraid of other people's jokes?

"Is there really not?" Ye gently pursed her lips and chuckled. "I think Zhu Zidan, they would be happy to tell me this. ”

"---- I have it too. Fang Yan said with a sad face: "But it's a little more atmospheric than theirs." Not as idiotic as they learn animal calls. ”

"What's your line?"

Syllable!

Fang Yan pulled out a pole and shouted loudly: "Autobots, start the engine, transform and set off----- boom boom boom -----"

Ye fell to the ground with a gentle smile.

Rushing forward from three sides, the wild birds in the bamboo forest screamed chaotically and rushed towards the only exit.

Wail----

Then they let out even more panicked screams.

Because they suddenly found that their movements were restrained, they got into the transparent holes one by one, their heads drilled out, but their wings could not break through the blockade of the grid, and the more they struggled, the more stiff their bodies became, and some of them strangled themselves to death.

Today's luck was good, and the net was very rewarding. In Fang Yan's eyes, there were hundreds of small birds in the big net. Clean up all these little birds, I'm afraid they can eat for days.

A group of people stood under the big net and admired the fruits of their labor, Zhu Zidan and Li Xiaotian were overjoyed, and said: "Luck is too good, this net is too lucky---- we only caught dozens of them in the last net, Li Xiaoyi's stupid guy accidentally opened a corner of the net when he closed the rod, and ran away more than half of it---- otherwise, that net will be enough for us to eat." ”

"This net is enough for us to eat for several days, and we will eat until Chinese New Year's Eve night-----," Li Xiaotian said with a smile. "Brothers, work. ”

"Chirp----- the sparrows couldn't do anything, and cried eagerly.

"Quack, quack, quack, -----", a fancy call of a forest bird, is also more miserable than the other.

There are also some birds who escape, only to find that their parents are trapped online, screaming around their mother, but refusing to fly away alone.

"Brothers, close the net. Li Xiaotian waved his hand and shouted, striding towards the bamboo pole.

The momentum of these birds to gather together is very great, and if the bamboo poles are not put down in time and the nets are put away, they may be given a chance to escape.

Ye Wenrou looked at the birds flying around the big net and refused to leave, with a trace of pity in her eyes.

She cultivates herself, cultivates her mind, and cultivates the Tao. In her eyes, all joy can be infinitely magnified, and all grief can also be infinitely magnified.

Every scream of these young birds tore a deep hole in her heart.

She'll feel the pain!

"Fang Yan-----" Ye Wenrou suddenly shouted.

Fang Yan had been standing by Ye Wenrou's side and said, "What's wrong?"

"Can you give them to me ----?" Ye asked gently.

Fang Yan laughed and said, "This was originally given to you. Wait until they take care of it, you don't have to worry about it---- although you are a woman, they are better at this kind of thing than you. When they're done, you're responsible for getting rid of them. ”

"I mean---- give it to me now. Ye said gently.

Fang Yan was a little surprised, since he knew Ye Wenrou when he was very young, this arrogant woman had never asked him for anything, and of course, she hadn't asked anyone else for anything.

However, Fang Yan often begged her for some things, for example, when Ye Wenrou pressed him to the ground with a lock dragon spine, he would ask Ye Wenrou's subordinates to be merciful and beat him lightly------

Fang Yan's expression also became serious, and he said, "Yes." I can give them to you right now---- do whatever you want, do whatever you want. ”

The bamboo poles were still put down, and the big nets were still put away. Unfortunately, all the wild birds were released.

Looking at the birds hovering in the sky or flying rapidly into the distance, Ye Gentle's face bloomed with a comfortable and happy smile, she leaned up on her slender and delicate neck, her soft short hair automatically tilted back, her eyebrows and eyes were delicate and moving, and her facial features were delicate and flawless. She is as beautiful as the ice spirit in this snowy mountain.

She waved her hand and said, "Goodbye." ”

"Goodbye. Zhu Zidan waved his arms and shouted loudly.

"Goodbye. Li Xiaotian shouted through gritted teeth. said goodbye on his lips, but showed a picture of don't run, there is a kind of murderous appearance that makes Lao Tzu take a bite---

"Goodbye. Fang Yan looked at Ye's gentle and graceful side face and whispered in his heart.

In his heart, the savage and violent Ye Wenrou will never be seen again!

(PS: Thank you for the reward of Brother Dark White Snow Lotus, thank you for Brother Bandit's song brother, thank you for Tiantian Tiantian I don't know if it's a handsome guy or a beautiful girlfriend.) Thank you so many friends for sending me birthday wishes, Lao Liu is in a good mood today and writes very well, I hope we are all well. ）