Chapter 35 Not Reasonable, but Coolest

The ringing of the phone was just right to save him from his embarrassment.

"Hey, who's that?"

"Is it Tong Yao?"

"You made a mistake, my surname is Lu...... Ah, wait, who are you?"

"I'm Lao Zhang, Zhang Yang, old classmate!"

Lu Yao remembered.

This was his class president in high school.

When he was in high school, most of his class were art students, and many of them entered the entertainment industry.

"Oh, it's Lao Zhang! I remember you used to say that you wanted to be a playwright, how are you doing now?"

"Alas, don't mention it, fuck the playwright, brother can only make a living by writing web novels now!"

"Writers, amazing!"

"Hey, don't bury me, what kind of writer? The car is about the same, and I am scolded by readers under my ass every day......"

"Is it that miserable? What's your pen name, I'm going to read your masterpiece. ”

Zhang Yang reported his pen name, and then said: "Old classmate, I heard that you have become famous recently." ”

"What is famous, those are all false names, like floating clouds in the sky. ”

"Humble. By the way, I am looking for you this time, I have something to inform you: at six o'clock tonight, our high school classmates will have a reunion at the Tianhao Hotel on Qinghe Road. - Don't shirk, I watched the show, you're in the city! Remember to come on time!"

Reunion?

Lu Yao frowned.

What you're looking for is Tong Yao, it's none of my Lu Yao's business.

Forget it.

"That, Lao Zhang, I'm not in this city, I may not be able to go......"

"Hey, hey, old classmate, you're not kind! I saw your video on the Internet today! You took a beautiful woman to eat, drink and have fun at that famous Dayang music restaurant in this city, and you also played a piano song called "Pirate"! You tell me now that you are not in this city?"

β€œ......”

Lu Yao, who was pierced in person, couldn't hold it on his face.

"Come over on time tonight, give the squad leader a face!"

"That'll do. ”

He had to agree to come down.

Hanging up, he shook his head speechlessly.

Then he remembered Lao Zhang's pen name and became a little curious about his book.

What type of book is this guy writing?

With curiosity, he opened the web and searched for Lao Zhang's book.

Lao Zhang's recent serialization is an urban text.

The title of the book is "Entering the City with the System".

Is this otherworldly system also popular?

Lu Yao was also drunk.

After opening and reading a few chapters, he almost squirted a mouthful of old blood onto the screen.

No way?

The protagonist of the retired soldier king, the brainless villain, the shopping mall, the sales department, the blind date, and the class reunion are all available on the scene.

It's 9012 years old in another world, and there is actually such a plot?

The key is not to be hot.

He trembled and took out his mobile phone and called Lao Zhang.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, I just read your masterpiece. ”

"Oh, have you been poisoned?"

"Huh?"

Lu Yao didn't expect Lao Zhang to be so open.

"Sort of. Lu Yao also treated him frankly: "I think those villains in your book are a little too brainless, no matter what they are, seeing the protagonist is scolding, it's just sending their faces up to give people a beating!"

There are also certain plots, the logic is too unreasonable to stand up to scrutiny.

For example, the beautiful boss has such a big company and lives in a luxury villa, but when she goes out, she either takes a taxi or squeezes the bus, which is too ...... That's it.

Normally speaking: there are millions of people who have villas, can they not have a car? Take a step back and say: even if she doesn't know how to drive without a driver's license, she should have a full-time driver......

I won't talk about the rest, just read the first few chapters. ”

"It's right to be poisoned. Lao Zhang said disapprerovingly, "Because you don't belong to my target group." My book is for the student party and newcomers in the workplace who have just come into contact with online literature for a long time.

They don't care much about details when they read books, and it's better to make money.

My book is the first order of 3,000, and it is on the shelves!"

β€œ......”

"Are you trying to scold me for being with money? It's okay, I'm used to being scolded. ”

"Not really. Lu Yao sighed, "After all, turnip greens, each has its own love." If you think about it carefully, we are also from the past - when I was studying, I also held novels such as "School Flower" and "The King of Soldiers" and couldn't put it down.

It's just that now, I've experienced a lot, and I'm tired of reading all kinds of routines, and I've evolved from Xiaobai to Xiaobai, and I can't stand this kind of book anymore. So don't be too harsh. ”

On the other end of the phone, Lao Zhang was silent for a while.

"Thank you, old classmate, thank you for your understanding!"

"No, no, don't say that. Lu Yao Khan: "But to be honest: I personally still hope that you can have fewer brainless essays, fewer routines, more innovation, and write works with better reputation in the future." ”

Lao Zhang sighed.

"Do you think I'm not like it? My strength doesn't allow it! Write a book and fight a book! So in the end, I can only study the routines of other fire books. This research found out that Xiaobaiwen is not so easy to write!"

"How?"

Lao Zhang began a tirade:

"You have to choose the most popular theme,

Referring to the design of the great god,

If you write, you have to write the protagonist who is the best at pretending to be slapped in the face,

The system goes directly to the home,

There are hundreds of functions.

What a lottery, a task, an upgrade,

Give him everything he can give!

Pretend to be a force every two chapters and slap your face!

The novel has to build a group, and various activities are often carried out in it.

There is a gold medal administrator in the group, with diamonds all over his body, blue diamonds, red diamonds and yellow diamonds, especially dazzling.

As soon as the reader comes in, he has to tell people if he has anything to do:

β€˜Welcome to join us!’

A mouthful of authentic imperial language,

Bei'er has face!

In addition, get a VIP title, according to the amount of tips.

A year just for tipping will get 100,000 coins.

Get another Amway meeting and discuss it 24 hours a day.

It's just one word - cool!

Pretending to be a force can make them cool for a long time.

The neighbors around you are either alliance leaders or elders, if you are a hall master and helmsman,

You're too embarrassed to say hello!

How many of these novels do you say?

'-I think I have to book two thousand, right?'

Three thousand? That's hitting the streets!

6,000 are all booked!

Don't feel unreliable,

You have to study the hearts of your readers,

Readers who are willing to read cool articles,

I don't care if your plot is unreasonable.

Do you know what an online reader is?

Online readers are: read the coolest novels, and don't read the most reasonable.

Therefore, the slogan we write online articles is:

Not reasonable, but the most refreshing!"

Lu Yao was dumbfounded.

"When you say that, I don't even want to go to the class reunion. - This classmate isn't as brainless as you pretend to be in your book, right?"

"Hahaha, you can rest assured about this, a novel is a novel, in our reality, most of the classmates will still be quite normal, there are very few brainless guys who pretend to step on peopleβ€”β€” are all adults, who doesn't know that invisible pretending to be the most deadly?"

"That's good!" Lu Yao let out a sigh.

PS: The villain of this book is not brainless, is it good to recommend the collection?