342, the world is bad, but fortunately I'm cute (2)

The young lady glanced at it with disdain, and said with disgust: "Really cowardly, what about your rebellious period?

She said with super disdain: "I'm not hitting you, I'm going downstairs to clean up the firecrackers." ”

Li Xiang breathed a deep sigh of relief, feeling that he was really tired of living. When he saw the young lady open the door, he was stupid enough to go to clean up, and said, "Firecrackers are still going to be set off in the early morning, what's the use of you cleaning now." ”

The self-proclaimed shrewd and capable young lady froze behind the door, with her back to him, as if thinking.

Li Xiang was worried that he would be beaten because he was smarter than her, so he hurriedly made himself stupid and said, "It seems that you don't need to shoot firecrackers in the early morning." ”

The young lady seemed to find the bottom of the steps, turned around and said, "Are you stupid?" That's the door opening firecrackers, just now it was to remove the old, and the early morning is to welcome the new year, it must be hit, you are so stupid, Li Xiang." Let's clean up after setting off firecrackers in the early morning, don't rush, take your time, let's continue to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner. ”

She closed the door again very naturally, put down the broom, washed her hands with Li Xiang, sat down at the table again, and continued the unfinished business of eating.

"Baby elephant, sing a song to listen. The young lady said suddenly.

"I'm eating~"

Little sister: "Don't eat yet, sing!"

Li Xiang asked in surprise: "This is the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, you won't let me finish it?"

The young lady said with a smile: "Our house is too deserted, to add a little festive atmosphere, you sing a song, I want a song!"

Li Xiang said: "It's not lively enough to show the Spring Festival Gala on TV?"

The young lady shook her head: "The Spring Festival Gala is lively, it is lively, and it has nothing to do with our family." ”

Li Xiang compromised and said, "Otherwise, I'll put some music on you, what song do you want to listen to?"

The young lady said: "I don't listen to music, I want to listen to you sing, sing "Only Sister is Good in the World". ”

Li Xiang broke out in a cold sweat.

"I don't have this song. ”

The young lady laughed and said, "Yes, the melody is "Only Mother is Good in the World", change it." ”

Li Xiang asked hesitantly, "If I don't sing, will you beat me?"

"It's a must. When the young lady said this, it was like answering that I had to eat every day, which was very natural and natural.

Li Xiang was really ashamed to speak, and said: "Otherwise, I'll sing a song "Lovely You", look at you, sit in front of me, face to face with me, the more you look at it, the more cute you feel." Look at your hair, black and not slippery, with a few white hairs, this is Wuzhongxue, this kind of half-tender and half-mature hairstyle is very popular now; you look at your nose again, it's really straight, better than other people's plastic surgery; look at your eyes again, the eyes are black, and the night gives you black eyes, making you look like a mysterious goddess, tsk tsk~ Look at your little mouth again, cherry small mouth, it's just a broken piece of skin, but it doesn't matter, the overall look is still very cute, singing "Lovely You" is really special for the occasion. ”

The young lady thought about it, was a little happy to be praised, nodded and said yes, but asked Li Xiang not to sing with a bitter face.

"Laugh, hurry!"

"I don't laugh. ”

"Hurry up, this is not a request, it's an order. ”

“……”

"Count to three, and if you don't laugh out loud, I'm welcome. ”

“……”

"Three~"

"Two~"

"One~"

"Hehe~ Don't do it, don't do it, I'm laughing, you see, I'm really laughing, my mom, don't do it......"

Li Xiang sang while laughing and sang a song "Lovely You".

The humiliating time passed quickly, as if someone was counting the time outside the door, and the doorbell rang.

"It's here to pay New Year's greetings~" the young lady said firmly.

Li Xiang pouted, what a New Year's greeting, when he was stupid!

The young lady said unhappily: "Even if it is a debt collection, the first thing I say must be a good New Year, isn't this just to pay New Year's greetings~"

Well, what you said makes a lot of sense, Li Xiang thought to himself.

Li Xiang said uncomfortably: "Hypsocate! I came back on the night of the thirtieth night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, don't you want us to celebrate the New Year?!" How much money did we borrow?"

From early to present today, debt collectors have come and gone, and although Li Xiang doesn't have to deal with it, he is about to collapse.

The young lady got up, tidied up her somewhat wrinkled clothes, as if she didn't hear Li Xiang's frustrated words, and said loudly: "Don't worry, everything is under my control." ”

Li wanted to see her say such a domineering word, and her heart was relieved for no reason, maybe this time the young lady was not bragging, but it was really in her control.

He couldn't help but admire the young lady from the bottom of his heart, really, every time someone came to collect debts, the young lady asked him to stay in the room, but even so, he was extremely irritable, but the young lady was still strong and optimistic.

"If you don't want to listen to it, go to the room, put on headphones and listen to the song, at most half an hour, young lady, I will definitely send them, because we don't have money, haha, they are purely here to waste time, so they will leave quickly." The young lady said optimistically, as if she was not worried about the unfriendly attitude of the creditors outside the door, and it was really in her control.

Infected by the young lady, Li Xiang refused to go back to the room this time, saying: "I won't enter the house, I will accompany you." ”

The young lady glanced at him and said happily: "Thank you, but don't get involved in these things, children, you are still a little prince, go, go back to your room." ”

"I'm a little prince of the ball, I'm a man, I'm going to be the master of the house, I'm ......"

Before Li Xiang finished speaking, the wheelchair had been pushed by the young lady to the room, and at the same time, the young lady's words rang out: "You are a man with a ball, if you are a man, you will give me a little granddaughter!

Li Xiang decisively shut up, if it was his business to give birth to a little granddaughter, he would immediately go back to the room and give birth to one, but can it?

The young lady pushed him into the room, put Jay Chou's tape into the player, clicked play, picked up the headphones and listened, adjusted the volume, said to Li Xiang to listen to the song, and sang it to her later, and then put it on his head, and then the door was closed......

In less than ten minutes, the door was pushed open, and the young lady appeared with a smile on her face, and said happily: "Ha, look, I said it, these people were quickly sent away by me." Oops, are you really wearing headphones? You're not strong at all, Li Xiang......"

Her tone was ostentatious, but Li Xiang was silent and did not react.

"What's wrong? stupid?" the young lady asked, sensing his state, taking off his headphones.

Li Xiang shook his head, his face was gloomy, he hadn't listened to the song at all in the ten minutes just now. He pricked up his ears and listened to the voice outside the door, is the young lady really in control......

However, he only heard a woman's pleading voice, which made his heart feel as if it was very heavy, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

Seeing this, the young lady smiled and said, "I invite you to watch the fireworks, you see a lot of fireworks in the square~~~"

“……”

"Hey, I'm talking to you!"

“…… Don't want to go. ”

"Why don't you want to go? ”

“……”

"Talking, dumb?"

“……”

"Let's go, after eating, you have to walk around so that you can maintain a good figure. ”

“…… I heard it all. ”

The young lady was silent for a moment and said: "Even if they have a bad tone, they are all good people and have helped us, so don't complain, let alone be angry with them, maybe their days are really sad, otherwise who doesn't want to celebrate the New Year with their families at this time." ”

“…… Why is our world so bad~" Li Xiang said bitterly and frustratedly. Saying this during the Chinese New Year really ruined the atmosphere, but he couldn't help it.

After a period of silence, the young lady's smug voice sounded: "The world is terrible, but I'm cute, fortunately I'm cute." ”