341, the world is bad, but fortunately I'm cute (1)
The young lady sent the last group of people away, and only then did she have time to go to the kitchen to prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with Li Xiang.
Five dishes and one soup, a simple dinner, but by the time they sat down at the table, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and their stomachs were already rumbling with hunger.
No, now there are six dishes and one soup, and the next-door neighbor just brought a dish of steamed sea bass.
As a big dish, the young lady specially put this steamed sea bass in the center of the table, and finally made this night's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner look like a little bit. She thought about it again, and took out a bottle of liquor without a logo from a cabinet, and kept saying that this was Moutai.
Isn't Moutai expensive because of its symbol? Why is there still someone who tears the logo and leaves the wine bottle? Li Xiang thought to himself, didn't dare to make a questioning voice, stared at the young lady who first poured herself a full glass, and then poured half a glass for Li Xiang, thought about it, and poured back a third of the wine bottle with a smile. Okay, now Li Xiang only has one or two left in his cup?
"You don't know how to drink, you drink too badly, so you can only drink so much, do you have an opinion?" The young lady carefully stuffed the bottle, and in accordance with the principle of equality for everyone, asked Li if he had any opinion if he wanted to pour him such a little.
"You're doing it for my good, I'm very happy, no problem at all. Li Xiang has a strong sense of survival, and he replied seriously with eight or nine points.
Hmm~ The young lady nodded with satisfaction, then raised her wine glass, toasted to Li Xiang, and wished a happy New Year.
The Spring Festival Gala was being played on TV, and the young lady was amused by the sketches in the show, and at the same time she was feasting on her stomach, and she was suddenly stunned, and the dishes she ate seemed to be frozen.
"What's the matter? You're kind of disgusting like this. Li Xiang said.
The young lady glanced at Li Xiang when she heard this, and finally was willing to eat the dish on the chopsticks, and then said, "We forgot one thing." ”
Li Xiang asked listlessly, "What?"
The young lady stared at him, very dissatisfied with his state, and said: "You are only 16 years old, you look like an 86-year-old grandfather, can you be a little more energetic?
Li Xiang wanted to ignore her, but she looked so fierce, the back of her head couldn't help but feel a faint pain, and she quickly sat up straight and said, "Oh, you just said you forgot something?
The young lady still admired his change, put away the fierceness on her face, and lamented: "We ate Chinese New Year's Eve dinner without firecrackers!!!"
Li Xiang was also stunned when he heard this, as if he ...... emmmm~ It seems that there are really no firecrackers. At this time, as if laughing at them, there was a warm sound of firecrackers in the distance, and I was happy, just your family didn't fight!!
"This ...... Do you have to fight?" asked Li Xiang hesitantly. He looked at the six dishes and one soup on the table, and he had already eaten seven, seven, eight, eight.
The young lady also looked at the dishes on the table, which she had worked hard to make, especially the bowl of soup was her masterpiece, and the other five dishes were made by her supervisor Li Xiang, and she washed the dishes before cooking, so she deserved the biggest credit.
"You have to shoot firecrackers, otherwise there will be no removal of the old, how to welcome the new if you don't remove the old, I still want to ask you for a wish." The young lady said categorically.
Li Xiang also asked curiously, "Give me a wish?"
The young lady put down her chopsticks, got up and said, "Please hurry up and give me a little granddaughter." ”
...... "I'm only 16 years old!!" Li Xiang didn't want to speak, but he still couldn't help the question in his heart, "Just the little granddaughter?"
The young lady snapped, snatched the chopsticks from Li Xiang's hand, put them on the bowl, and said, "Because I value women over men...... What's wrong? Look at me like this, don't accept it, don't accept it, come to fight!"
Of course, it is impossible to fight, because it is really impossible to fight, only to be beaten. Since you can't fight, you can only shout.
Li Xiang shouted that he would not hit firecrackers, and he would not hit firecrackers.
What kind of firecrackers, I also ask my granddaughter to use a firecracker, and I blatantly say that I value women over men, which is not taking him seriously at all.
The young lady ignored him, took out a hanging of firecrackers that she had bought early from the living room, beckoned to Li Xiang and said, "Come here, set off firecrackers~"
"Don't let it go!" Li Xiang was angry.
The young lady smiled and came over to invite him, half please and half forced. In order not to be beaten, Li Xiang took advantage of the situation to find the bottom of the stairs and obediently followed him out.
"Bring the lighter!"
Li Xiang took the lighter handed over by the young lady, glanced at her, and said, "If you are afraid, stay away, I will allow you to leave." ”
The young lady looked at the 10-meter-long firecrackers on the ground with some fear, and said with a fierce expression: "You look down on the young lady? Will I be afraid of firecrackers? Hurry up! ”
Li Xiang secretly pouted, pretending to be scared to death.
He took the end of the firecracker from the little sister's hand, snorted, lit it with a lighter, and then quickly threw it away, and was about to leave with his hands on the wheelchair, when he suddenly heard the young lady say don't move, and the wheelchair was pushed and quickly evacuated.
Crackling and boom~ The two stood far away, watching the firecrackers for more than ten minutes before returning home.
The young lady lit six incense sticks, pinched three of them by herself, inserted them in front of the Buddhist shrine in the living room, bowed respectfully, and said something in her mouth, and after reading for almost 5 minutes, she gave way and asked Li Xiang to incense the Buddhist shrine.
Li wanted to look at the three incense sticks in his hand, which had already burned a large part, and this young lady could burn them in his hand if he chattered again.
The young lady supported Li Xiang behind her, asked him to bow to the Buddha shrine in a wheelchair, and then helped him insert incense, saying, "In the new year, we will be happier." ”
Li Xiang nodded seriously and said, "Well, our family is really unlucky this year." ”
He felt that this wish would be easy to come true, and he would definitely come true, because he did not believe that there would be a more unfortunate time in the future than this year. This year, the "My Ideal" video store caught fire, the young lady lost her job many times, his condition deteriorated in the spring, he stayed in the hospital for a semester, and was not discharged until the summer vacation, and he failed to catch up with the fall enrollment, and he spent the whole year at home recuperation...... The family was again in debt.
He remembered that in the past 16 years, he and his young sister prayed for the blessing of the Bodhisattva, not asking for more, just asking for a little easier for their family, but it had never been realized, and he couldn't help but be depressed, and subconsciously said: "Is it any use for us to worship the Buddha every year?"
Suddenly, there was a sound from Pia~, and the back of the head was hit.
He stared angrily at the young lady who was doing it: "Why are you beating someone?!"
The young lady smiled and said kindly: "Why? Just because you speak unlucky, you are disrespectful! This year is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, you can't talk like this, hurry up, say something auspicious!"
"It's not good, but I'm right. Li Xiang is angry, and at the age of 16, he is in a rebellious period.
The young lady said, "It must be that we are not sincere, as long as we continue to be sincere, the gods passing by will hear our voice one day." ”
Li wanted to shut his mouth and didn't want to say it, but when he saw that the young lady raised her slap again, what is the rebellious period is not a rebellious period, it does not exist......!
Seeing that the young lady not only didn't put away her slap, but also raised it, he hurriedly changed his sentence: "You are a little cutie now, you are an old cutie when you are old, and even if you die, you will die of cuteness." ”
The young lady's slap was finally withdrawn.
Whew-
Li Xianggang breathed a sigh of relief, and then his heart was raised to his throat again, and he saw that the young lady actually picked up the broom!!!