270, Dou Dou was angry to death (1)
"You can't hit people, you hurry up and lie down~" Shishi's little hand nodded Li Xiang's knee and said seriously, "Sister's 5 yuan is gone~ Did you steal your sister's 5 yuan, you have to be obedient, you hurry up and hand over the money, okay?"
Li Xiang looked down at this little friend, what does this mean? Is this a big villain who has already regarded him as stealing the little sister's money?
Well, she was right.
The 5 yuan that Dou Dou hid in Meng Qiqi's pocket was indeed taken away by him, last night Dou Dou came to sleep on the big bed, hugged Meng Qiqi and came, and then Li Xiang inadvertently touched the 5 yuan in Meng Qiqi's pocket, it was really not intentional, and it was uncontrollable to take the money away.
It is impossible to search the body, because Dou Dou's 5 yuan is lying quietly in his trouser pocket at the moment, if this is searched out, how can he be a brother, and the sisters will never believe it in the future.
"Eat. Li Xiang turned around and walked out, ignoring Dou Dou and Shishi.
"You can't go, you can't go, check, check~" The master followed closely behind Li Xiang with small steps, chattering to search Li Xiang's body.
Dou Dou jumped off the big bed with a click, and Brin ran to the door of the room, stretched out his little head and looked into the corridor, there was no ambush, the elephant and his sister were really gone, so he ran out of the door with peace of mind, and hung far behind them.
In the restaurant, Li Chao had already prepared breakfast, noodles, porridge, steamed buns, whole wheat bread, milk, and so on.
Xiang Xiaoyuan saw that the three children of Xiao Li's family were here, and said, "It's just here, sit down, and get ready for breakfast." ”
Dou Dou was still at the door of the restaurant, so he couldn't help but ask: "Mom, do you have duck eggs?" ”
After saying that, she looked up at the roof of the building with bad intentions, and although she couldn't see the duck, she knew that the duck was in that place. She can't eat ducks, but she can eat duck eggs.
The duck eggs were ordered by Li Doudou's children yesterday, and Li Chao specially bought them for her, and steamed three duck eggs this morning.
"Yes, do you want to eat it?" Xiang Xiaoyuan picked up a duck egg from the plate, shook it, and said.
"I want to~" Dou Dou immediately ran over, climbed into the chair by himself, looked at the duck egg in front of him, and grabbed it in his hand rarely, warm, big, round, smelled, smack, fragrant, but is this really a duck egg?
She expressed her suspicion and asked Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Are you and Dad lying to children? Is this duck egg swollen and egg-like?"
Dou Dou, a stupid child, was listening to Xiaoyuan's mother explain why she had duck eggs instead of goose eggs or black eggs in her hand, and the teacher suddenly circled behind Dou Dou, shrunk his head, and looked like he wanted to speak and stopped.
Seeing this, Dou Dou grinned at his sister, and the teacher immediately responded to her with a grin.
After giggling, Dou Dou said to Xiang Xiaoyuan that she didn't plan to eat the duck egg in her hand, she wanted to hatch this duck egg, hatch a duckling, and defeat Li Gazi.
"......," said to Xiaoyuan, "this is a cooked egg, and there are no ducklings." ”
"Yes ~ Mom. Dou Dou said categorically.
"Cooked duck eggs can't hatch ducklings, it's for eating, not for hatching eggs. ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan thought that the young lady was stupid, so he explained patiently. She saw Li Xiang carrying Dou Dou with a look of disgust, and glared at him, if this young man was seen by Dou Dou, there would definitely be a dispute that couldn't be stopped, and he would have to beat chickens and eggs for breakfast.
"Mom, you don't understand, Mom, you don't read much, you're swollen and a little stupid, you're really cute. Teacher Xiaowen said, hatching duck eggs should be put under the butt of the big duck, our family has a big duck, quack so big, so fat, it is a giant duck, we can put the duck egg under the quack fart, let it hatch the egg, if you don't hatch the egg, you won't give food, hum, we have to be stronger, can't laugh, the gazi duck is becoming more and more disobedient, beat it flat~ let the elephant guard the quack duck, don't let the quack duck fart, it will stink to death duck eggs......"
The silly sister was babala-bala vigorously, looking forward to her hatching plan, waving duck eggs in her hands, dancing with her hands, she probably took this place as a speech.
It's just that she is a little carried away, and she dares to say that her mother reads less, but her mother is a top student at a famous university, compared to the children in the kindergarten class, who reads less?
"What did you say? you say it again?" asked the hot girl Xiang Xiaoyuan in an unkind tone interrupting Dou Dou's nagging.
......Although she is only 4 and a half years old, the number of times she has been taught by her mother is equivalent to 8 years old for other people's children, so she has rich experience and has a little ability to observe words and colors.
At this moment, as soon as she saw Xiaoyuan's mother's appearance, she knew that Xiaoyuan's mother wanted to teach her a lesson, and her ass couldn't help but start to have a fever, thinking back to what she said just now, it seems that she didn't scold her mother, why was her mother angry, she didn't scold her mother, she didn't scold, she didn't scold, what was her mother angry?!—— Lunjia praised her mother for being cute.
"Ho ho ho ~ I'm sorry, Mom. Although Dou Dou felt that she didn't scold her mother, she was afraid, so she decisively confessed first, and then reasoned with her mother after her mother was angry.
Xiaoyuan's mother stared at Dou Dou, and Dou Dou smirked flatteringly at Xiaoyuan's mother.
The atmosphere was stalemate for a few seconds, Xiaoyuan's mother retracted her murderous spirit, and she forgave the child, saying, "Eat~"
Dou Dou escaped, smiled, waved his little hand holding the big duck egg, and followed with a milky voice: "Eat~ The elephant eats your food!"
Li Xiang: This kid who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard!
"Aren't you able to hatch eggs yourself? Why bother Li Gazi?"
Li Dan's black eggs were hatched by this little baby, at least that's what she thinks.
Dou Dou was a little stunned by Li Xiang's question, and after a while, the little brain melon seed turned around, and then said: "The Lun family is so tired~ The Lun family wants to sleep~ Let Gazi work~ We must work, if we don't work, we can't eat, we can't be fools, we are smart children, if we don't work, we won't have buns to eat, we have to be fierce......"
Begin to habitually deviate, babbling nonsense......
After listening to the shouting for a while, Li Chao interrupted: "Sister, don't talk about it first, okay? It's time to eat, aren't you hungry?"
"Hungry~" Dou Dou touched his little belly, and after a night of digestion, he was already deflated.
"Eat when you're hungry, you have so many delicious things in your bowl. ”
Dou Dou nodded, inserted a xiaolongbao, and was about to eat it, when he suddenly thought of something, and said: "Dad, the big duck eggs hatched the little ducks, and the little ducks became big ducks again, and the big ducks will give birth to big duck eggs......
It's started again......
The dreamer continued to dream that if she hatched this duck egg, how great it would be in the future, not only to defeat Gazi Duck, but also to hatch the world's famous ducks from her.
Li Xiang once wrote a live essay called "The Wealth of an Egg", warning people to be down-to-earth and diligent to create wealth, and now, his little sister is daydreaming of "The Wealth of a Duck Egg", and it is a boiled duck egg.
It's whimsical.
In "An Egg's Belongings", the protagonist's wife broke the egg to shatter the hero's daydream, and now, as an elder brother, Li Xiang feels that he has to do something.
He saw the child's hand waving under his nose, and a duck egg was close in front of him, and as soon as he reached out to take it, he easily took the duck egg from her hand, and knocked it lightly on the table, clicking, and the eggshell shattered...... Dou Dou, who was giving a warm speech, saw it, immediately stopped Balabala, dumbfounded, looked at the broken duck eggs, and then looked at Li Elephant, who was still proud after doing bad things, he was stunned for a long time, and then he screamed and died of anger......
(End (#^.^#) of book)
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