"Sister, sister~ Are you swollen? Sister, are you swollen? Dou Dou, Dou Dou~ You wake up, don't sleep bud~"

The teacher was behind Dou Dou, and hurriedly supported the young lady, affectionately calling the young lady who was far away, her little face was full of concern, and then she said angrily to Li Xiang: "Pigeon, you big villain, you make my sister angry to death~"

Oops, for the first time in his life, Teacher Xiao Li shouted that Li Xiang was a big villain, this, this ......

The status of the family in the little sister's heart has been officially revealed, and it is not sure whether Li Xiang is at the bottom, but it is definitely ranked second to Dou Dou. In the heart of the little sister, the little Dou Dou who was born with her, played together, and hid and sought with her is the most reluctant one, and the elder brother is secondary.

Li Xiang was a little sad, but now he didn't have time to be sad, because he made Dou Dou angry to death, this early in the morning, Xiao Li's family lost a cute child, this is a treasure baby, can't lose it, can't lose it for a second. Now in this situation, Li Xiang hurriedly pressed Dou Dou into the middle, before Li Chao raised the kitchen knife, if Dou Dou was not saved, the next loss of Xiao Li's family was likely to be him, who was beaten to death by Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao.

At this moment, the young lady's soul has jumped into the sky, hovering over the restaurant with open hands, cheering loudly, "I can fly, I can fly, I have wings, wow~ I am really a powerful sinus sinus", she saw Li Elephant and recognized that this was a big villain, proper, so she pounced with her teeth and claws, pulled his ears, pulled his hair, pinched his nose, buckled his mouth, bit his chin, tickled his flesh, and farted to stink him...... After tossing for a long time, I saw Li Elephant come to a super beautiful little princess and pinch the little princess's nose......

Huh, this little princess is so swollen, so cute, so beautiful, wow~ It's really the most beautiful little sister in the world, huh, it's swollen, it's her?

Soul Dou Dou found out that the cutest little princess in the world in the restaurant was herself, she flew up~ What is the fat thing?

She used her little brain to think about it and think about it, and then she figured out that she was angry to death~

The elephant's trunk is long and long, and there are many villains of the elephant~ She was by the elephant~

She is still so young, and she still wants to grow up happily with her teacher, so she pounced and pounced on the angry Dou Dou, the next second, she opened her eyes, woke up, saw the teacher, saw her mother, saw her father, hum, and also saw Li Elephant. She opened her mouth and whimpered, and unexpectedly bit the trunk of the elephant Li, the trunk of the elephant was long and long, and she bit it with her little milk teeth, and it stinked and let go.

Li Xiang covered his face and screamed, almost losing his nose. He let go of his hand, went to the bathroom, and looked in the mirror, two tooth marks were imprinted on the bridge of his nose, and the tall and straight nose looked like he had been bitten by a rabbit at the moment, which looked very funny.

"What's wrong, are you okay?" Xiang Xiaoyuan's voice sounded behind him.

Li Xiang said sadly: "It hurts." ”

Xiang Xiaoyuan said lightly: "It's right if it hurts, anyone who is bitten like this will hurt." ”

Li Xiang tilted his head slightly and looked at Xiaoyuan's mother from the mirror, "Mom, what do you mean?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan said with a smile: "When is the time for revenge, I am here to persuade peace, you made Dou Dou angry to death for 31 seconds, Dou Dou bit you, you are even, no one can retaliate, otherwise you will be eliminated on the spot, will you not be convinced?"

What a precise concept of time, 31 seconds?

Li Xiang gritted his teeth and popped out a word from between his teeth.

Xiang Xiaoyuan touched his head, praised him for understanding the general situation and the overall situation, and left with relief. Li Xiang washed his face, washed off the saliva on his nose, pressed the bridge of his nose, the tooth marks could not be removed, and he had no face to see Concubine Wu Xue today.

He walked out of the bathroom and came to the restaurant, Dou Dou saw him, jumped off the chair fiercely to fight, the teacher hurriedly hugged his sister and persuaded him: "Don't be like this, sister don't be like this, you are Dou Dou, you will die!"

Shishi's little face was full of seriousness and seriousness, this sentence is not bluffing, it is really going to die, I was angry to death for 31 seconds just now.

Only one teacher can't stop Dou Dou, but fortunately, Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao are here, one of them pulls his little arm and the other pulls his calf, dragging Dou Dou in place.

Although people were stopped by their parents, parents and sister, Dou Dou was merciless in his mouth, and said to Li Xiang in a milky voice that he was going to fight with him, she was so angry now, so angry, what should I do......

Everyone came to persuade her, including Li Xiang.

Li thought: "Don't be like this, little friend, you can't fight with me, because you can't beat me, if my mother hadn't asked me to let you go, I would have beaten you flat by now, so don't you run over and see my hand......?"

Dou Dou was even more angry, and said angrily: "Dou Dou will also flatten you~"

She waved her little fist and said, "Flatten the elephant, round it, and flatten it again......"

This is going to knead Li Xiang as dough, then put it in an oil pan and fry it.

Li Chao explained that this was to make hemp balls. Hemp balls are a delicious fried snack that Dou Dou likes to eat.

"That's right, Dad is right, fry the elephant into hemp balls and eat it, woo, eat you. ”

The teacher played the role of a peacemaker, and the little adult stopped between Dou Dou and Li Xiang in an appearance, preventing her dearest two from falling in love and killing each other, and letting them sell her face.

But looking at my sister's appearance, she is not ready to let go of her pigeon, this is swollen. The child's head instantly opened up, and he said to Li Xiang: "Pigeon, brother quickly give my sister 5 yuan, and my sister won't be angry." ”

Li Xiang heard this, thought about it, took out 5 yuan from his pocket, and shook it in front of Dou Dou.

Dou Dou is like a little zombie who saw the zongzi, just now he was alive and kicking, and he immediately quieted down at this moment, his big eyes followed the waving banknotes, and he smirked embarrassedly at Li Xiang, although he didn't say it, but the meaning was already obvious, can you give the 5 yuan to the young lady.

"Do you want it?" asked Li Xiang knowingly.

Shishi nodded her little head, her original intention was to worry that her sister would be embarrassed, so she nodded instead of her sister, but in Dou Dou's opinion, Shishi wanted to grab 5 yuan from her, so she was so frightened that she nodded quickly, and said with a super thick face: "Yes, I want ~ give it to me, give it to me, elephant, give the Lun family 5 yuan......

If you don't want to go to jail and want to ask for the forgiveness of the young lady, you must give her this 5 yuan, otherwise call 110, ask the police uncle to help, if the police uncle can't beat the elephant, she will beat the demon spirit, ask the monster to catch the elephant, are you afraid of the monster?

Li Xiang said: "You are a younger sister, I am an older brother, it is natural for my brother to give my sister pocket money, give it to you, 5 yuan, a huge amount of money, take it." ”

He generously stuffed the money into Dou Dou's arms, and Dou Dou smiled and hugged the 5 yuan, feeling like he was holding a bunch of gold bricks.

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