Not long ago, the salted egg superman, who was known as hard-hearted, was about to shed tears.

Although he was scolded, Li Xiang felt a warm current in his heart, and he was not angry at all: "What you said, such an excellent person as us can live a brilliant life wherever he goes, are you right? This is what you said, you forgot what you said on the bus that day?"

Li Dan said loudly: "Are you as good as me? I can say that, you can't! How can you compare with me! 108,000 miles worse, get out of the way." ”

Li Xiang: "People who fall in love with the green tea girl dare to say that they are better than me! Where do you get your confidence! Wake up! You are allowed to study at the Forestry University? I am not allowed to study? You opened the Forestry University, and you can go to whoever you want?"

Li Dan: "Don't mention green tea to me! Don't try to open the topic! Tell you Li Xiang, if you dare to study at Forestry University, I will break the news about your troubles, post it on the Internet, post photos of your relatives and girls, and expose you! You are a scumbag." ”

"Don't intimidate me, I haven't kissed a girl. ”

"Lie! Lie Spirit! Long-nosed elephant! At 8:16 p.m. on March 7 last year, you kissed Cao Ying in Class 8 on the playground! Don't think I don't know, I took it all and recorded a video! Don't think about it? Don't try to deny it, you guy lied to other girls that it was Girls' Day, and if you don't kiss you, you can only celebrate the 38th Festival, you liar!"

Li Xiang: !! ∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Li Xiang hurriedly locked the door, worried that someone was eavesdropping on the door.

Li Dan: "Why are you trying to kill people?!"

Li Xiang laughed: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, if you have something to say, come, thirsty, right? Drink green tea? Oh oh oh don't mention green tea, then drink Coke?"

Li Xiang calmed the excited Li Dan with a bottle of Coke, and after Li Dan drank half a bottle, he suddenly asked, "Elephant, do you have enough Coke here for free?"

Li Xiang:(╬ ̄dish ̄)

"Enough, do you want to drink a few more bottles? No problem, just drink and kill all your bacteria. ”

"Elephant, tell me the truth, did you go to forestry university because of me? Don't lie, just say what the truth is, I won't be proud. ”

Li Xiang said angrily: "How much do you look down on the Forestry University, you are a glorious student of the Forestry University in vain! I want to condemn you!"

Li Dan said alone: "If you love to condemn, you will condemn, and I will not lose a single hair." Forestry University is good, but the key depends on what it is compared with, and Shengjing University is a lump, and there is no comparison. ”

Li Xiang: "You liar! Don't you say that Forestry University is good and that is good, duplicity!"

"That's a joy in suffering, now that there is a big meal in front of you, you don't eat it, you come to suffer it, isn't it stupid??is it ??......stupid?"

"Don't cry, I'll definitely record you crying, and I'll have to blackmail you in the future. ”

Li Dan was furious: "I'll go to your long-nosed elephant!"

Li Xiang didn't say that it was okay, but when he said that Li Dan was really crying, he wiped his tears while pouring Coke, muttering and scolding Li Xiang.

Li Xiang saw Li Dan pouring Coke vigorously, worried that he would be flatulent, so he hurriedly put away the two bottles on the table that had not been opened, and confiscated the bottle that he drank half of in his hand.

"Don't drink, don't drink, you can't get drunk with Coke. ”

"Stingy, why are you so stingy!" Li Dan despised him.

"I've drunk two bottles, that's enough, I can't drink anymore. Go back, ah, go back, good. ”

Li Dan was furious: "You trample on my dignity!"

Li Xiang: "I talked to you so gently, and you actually said that I trampled on your dignity, have you ever experienced the experience of being trampled on by me?" ”

"Why are you telling me to be good!"

“…… Okay, man, go back, I've cried enough, I've drunk enough, go back, I don't have time to chat with you. ”

"You haven't said if it's because I don't want to go to Shengjing University, you say!"

"You told me yesterday that you want to learn badly, I have to look at you, if you really learn badly, how sad Sister Meihui is, how sad Uncle and Aunt are. ”

"You're so bad yourself, and you want to see me don't learn badly?! I'm even worse at being with you. ”

Li Xiang spread his hands and said, "Then there is no way, otherwise how about you repeat the grade for a year, and when I am promoted to the sophomore year, you will come back, and we will stagger it." ”

"you! Why don't you go to repeat a grade, that's a bad idea. ”

"Go back, go back, I'm leaving, I'm training in full swing, go back to you, don't you need me to send it back, can you know the way?"

Li Dan took the lead in going out, "Don't look down on people!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you come back for me!" Li wanted to hold Li Dan, who had walked to the door, and snatched back the game console in his hand, "Don't want to take my game console away!"

"This is my game console!

"Can't you just be moved to let me play for a while?? I'm so stressed that I'm counting on this console. ”

Li Dan hesitated for a moment and said, "Then I'll lend you another week." ”

Li wanted to put the game console back next to the TV, "What to play for a week, I plan to play for two or three years." ”

Li Dan rushed over to grab the game console, but was stopped by Li Xiang and pushed out the door, "Dandan, stingy, you are so stingy!"

Li Dan's strength was not as strong as Li Xiang, so he couldn't rush over, and finally discussed: "Then you ask me for a copy of Concubine Wu Xue's signature." ”

"Yes, I have a ready-made one for you. ”

Li Xiang gave Li Dan the autograph he asked for from Wu Xuefei when he participated in "Everything is Silent as a Mystery" last time, and in order to prevent him from repeating, he gave him a small gift, pocketed three bottles of cold Coke with a small net, handed it to him, and then picked up the wet and stinking baseball cap on the ground and put it on his head, and pushed out the door.

"Go back, go back, it's raining heavily, don't play outside. ”

"Elephant, you are also a big child, and you are responsible for making your own decisions, and now that you have given me the autograph of my concubine and three cans of cold Coke, I will not persuade you anymore. Then we have to work together, don't let people look down on you! My dad and your dad didn't go to college, and they are both illiterate in the new era, so we have to fight for them. ”

"Okay, what you said is very right, let's work together, not only not to be looked down upon, but also to make our relatives proud of us, Forestry University is not as famous as Shengjing University, since we can't be proud of the school outside, then let the school be proud of us, what do you think of this small goal?"

Li Dan wiped his eyes: "Wouldn't this be too exaggerated? ”

"The mountain is high and the people are the peak, no matter how high the goal is, no one is high, we have to have ambition to do it, so it is decided, in the future, people will talk about the Forestry University, and they will think of our two little plums. ”

"Okay, two good woods, let's go together. ”

"Well, let's do it together!"

The two hugged each other tightly and took the opportunity to viciously slap each other's backs, slapping each other to death.

PS: Today's three chapters, is it to count the votes, the tickets ~ Dou Dou's inflatable wolf tooth hammer is ready.