64, the long-nosed elephant (add a chapter to the reward of eating fat paper in one bite)
The squad leader said: "Li wanted to be admitted to Shengjing University, but he refused. ”
Wang Maizhang sneered: "Class leader, you are really good at nonsense, we don't know Li Xiang's grades, his scores are far behind." ”
Squad leader: "I'm not talking nonsense, it's true." Li Xiang didn't have an English test, but later Shengjing University contacted our school, inspected Li Xiang's usual performance and grades, and gave him a chance to interview. ”
The other students heard about it for the first time and asked what was going on, so Li Xiang could go to Shengjing University.
Squad leader: "I listened to what the head teacher said, and Li Xiang refused." ”
"Why?"
"Don't go to Shengjing University and study at Forestry University?"
"What does he think?"
"Squad leader, is your message accurate?"
"It's unlikely. ”
"Squad leader, is this true?"
......
Wang Maizhang said with a smile: "I really know how to make it, I went to Shengjing University for an interview but I refused, why is this? Does it make sense? Do you think it makes sense, class leader?"
The squad leader didn't know what the reason was, so he couldn't answer Wang Maizhang's words, he could only say that this was told to him by the head teacher himself, and many teachers in Shengjing No. 3 Middle School knew about it, and suddenly remembered Li Dan, Li Dan must know.
"Li Dan, Li Dan, you know this, can you tell everyone, Li Xiang was admitted to Shengjing University, but he refused, right?"
Li Dan knew a fart, he didn't know anything, he heard about it for the first time, but he asked the squad leader, and the squad leader swore that it was true.
Li Dan immediately went out of the private room and called the head teacher to inquire about the situation, and the answer he got was also true, Li Xiang really passed the interview at Shengjing University, but in the end he didn't know why he refused.
Li Dancai didn't care whether Li Xiang was training or not now, and immediately called to verify.
Li Xiang was obviously stunned for a while on the phone, and finally said: "Dandan, you said that I am not powerful, Shengjing University wants me, I have refused, can the world find a second one?" ”
"You have a yarn!" Li Dan yelled on the phone, "Elephant, are you stupid, you don't go to Shengjing University, what forestry university are you going to study, are you crazy, or are you stupid when your head is hit by a car! You fool! You are so funny! Are you because of me, are you ??!!?"
Li Xiang's words came from the phone: "Are you funny because you ??? balls? You've watched too many romance dramas! I don't eat this! Go away and go away, hang up, I still have to train." ”
Then without waiting for Li Dan to speak, he hung up the phone.
Li Dan stared at the Dudu mobile phone in a daze, and dared to hang up the phone of Salted Egg Superman, he really couldn't help it.
He left directly without saying hello to his classmates, and it was rare to take a taxi to the Miya headquarters once, and after arriving downstairs at the headquarters, he called Li Xiang again, but no one answered, so he walked to the hall on the first floor and accosted the two beautiful young ladies at the front desk, saying that he was Li Xiang's brother, didn't he see it once last time, remember, remember, on the night of the top ten, there was a little girl who wanted to fight with them with her inflatable wolf tooth hammer, and he rushed over to persuade them to fight.
The sister paper at the front desk really remembered him and helped Li Dan find Li Xiang. On the occasion of parting, Li Dan excused people to learn to be grateful, so he left a phone call and invited them to drink milk tea next time.
Li Xiang said helplessly: "Dandan, I really feel ashamed of you." ”
The girl at the front desk had already left, and Li Dan turned into a vicious appearance again, and yelled at Li Xiang: "You say, why don't you go to Shengjing University, why did you go to Laoshizi Forestry University, are you sick? Missing a string? The ?...... that was torn off by the sinus"
Someone around heard the movement and looked over, Li Xiang saw this, "Come with me, come with me, you are very excited now, classmate." ”
Li Dan followed Li Xiang, chattering as he went, asking Li Xiang if he was stupid and if his head still hurt......
Li Xiang took him to the dormitory, sat on the sofa and looked at Li Dan, who was excited and refused to sit down: "Dandan, are you sick? You wear a winter baseball cap on a hot day, are you sick? Missing a string? The ?...... that was torn off by the sinus?"
Li Xiang, who refused to suffer, returned all the words that Li Dan scolded him just now, but who did Dou Dou provoke, why should he bring her with him.
Li Dan was stunned for being scolded, and when he touched his head, he found that he was still wearing a hat, he came all the way just now, sweating profusely, and at this moment he finally felt that it was going to be hot, so he quickly took off his hat and threw it away.
Li Xiang looked at his hair as if it was soaked in water, and the tips of his hair were dripping, and he was speechless for a while: "You are really stupid, you are dizzy, come here, give you an electric fan." ”
Li Dan leaned against the wall in a daze: "Oh mom, I'm going to faint, I'm so dizzy, elephant help." ”
Li Xiang hurriedly helped him, stuffed him directly into the sofa, and then took the electric fan and blew it.
Li Dan, who had been relieved for a while, finally remembered that the purpose of this trip was not to blow an electric fan, "Elephant, why did you refuse Shengjing University?
Li Xiang pouted: "How is it possible, I am such an excellent person, I am rushed to ask for it everywhere, I refused, I don't want to study at Shengjing University, I want to put obstacles on my own, if I don't lower the starting point, I can't suffer enough, it will be difficult for me to soar into the sky and make a ......splash in the future."
Li wanted to talk nonsense, but Li Dan couldn't listen to it, so he complained: "I want to tell my uncle and aunt!!Let them cure you!!, you loser......
Li Xiang said with a smile: "They all know and support me." ”
Li Dan couldn't go on with what he said next, he was stunned for a moment, and said stiffly: "Then Dou Dou and the master don't know, I want to tell them, let them cure you! ”
Li wanted to lift Erlang's legs, but Li Dan was furious: "You still dare to lift Erlang's legs!
Li Xiang glanced at him, "Who are you talking to!"
Li Dan pounced and fought with Li Xiang.
Li Dan's figure is not as tall as Li Xiang, and he is not as tall as Li Xiangzhuang, he not only can't beat Wang Maizhang, but also can't beat Li Xiang, so after tossing for a while, he was pressed on the sofa by Li Xiang and couldn't move, and hurriedly begged for mercy euphemistically: "What's the matter, what's going on, be an elder brother and beat your younger brother, let it go......"
Li Xiang let go of him with a smile, and said seriously: "Don't make trouble, Dandan, I've already rejected Shengjing University, it's too late to say anything now, and this is what I thought about carefully, my parents, my sister, my Dam's cat, as well as my family's flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, and rats all agreed, and they didn't object to ......"
"I don't agree! Have you asked me?!! if you haven't asked me, it has no legal effect!" Li Dan wiped his eyes and said loudly, "You let me go to Shengjing University, put an obstacle on your head, you are mentally retarded!"