983, routines and anti-routines

On the night of the Lantern Festival, Zhuo Wei, a little paparazzi wandering around the community, accidentally bumped into Li Xiang with Dou Dou Shi Shi to set off fireworks by the lake, and received a pack of smart bear cookies presented by Dou Dou.

"Have you done your winter vacation homework?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan received a call from the kindergarten teacher Xiaowen, reminding her of the precautions for the start of school, after hanging up the phone, she saw the little sisters at home giggling and playing extremely happy, thinking of more than a month, I have not seen them do their homework, and I have not found this sign at all!

Li Doudou, who was riding a horse, was stunned when he heard this, his big eyes flickered, he paused for a second, and immediately continued to play casually, pretending not to hear.

"I'm going to pee. ā€

The next second, she simply urinated.

Xiang Xiaoyuan saw that the little rabbit sister ran away, with her understanding of this child, first of all, the child must have heard her question, and her ears were like a little rabbit, and she could be alert with a little wind and grass, and secondly, she probably didn't do her homework, otherwise she would have run over to show off the reward.

"Where's the teacher?" asked Xiao Yuan about the master riding on the Tyrannosaurus rex.

"Good baby finished doing it~" Shishi rode a Tyrannosaurus rex, ran over with a cluck, and said proudly.

As soon as Mr. Xiao Li saw Dou Dou running away, he immediately abandoned his unicorn and rode Dou Dou's Tyrannosaurus rex. Just now, her unicorn teacher was eaten by Dou Dou's Tyrannosaurus Rex and suffered a big loss.

Xiang Xiaoyuan praised the master with satisfaction and touched her little head: "You are sweating from playing." ā€

She looked down at the Tyrannosaurus rex that her master was riding, and asked her if this was really so fun?

The little sisters have been playing this for more than half an hour, and to put it simply, the Tyrannosaurus rex eats unicorns, and the unicorns run.

The teacher grinned, looked back, didn't see Dou Dou appear, and quickly whispered to his mother that Dou Dou was very interesting.

What she meant was that the Tyrannosaurus rex and the unicorn weren't that fun, but the Dou Dou was fun, she was playing with the Dou Dou, and it was the Dou Dou that attracted her.

Well, that's definitely what it means.

Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't help laughing: "The teacher quietly told my mother, is my sister's homework done?"

The teacher shook his head: "Teacher Xiao Li didn't help my sister do her homework, Teacher Xiao Li said that the children's homework should be done by themselves." ā€

Isn't Teacher Xiao Li her?

Xiang Xiaoyuan said funny: "Go and call my sister out and let her stay in the bathroom, do you want the wind to blow your ass and be cold?"

ā€œO怂 ā€

The master answered, and rode the Tyrannosaurus rex to call the Dou Dou who was urinating.

Dou Dou sneakily hid in the bathroom and whispered to the teacher: "Is Mom still asking about homework?"

The master nodded, and Dou Dou's face instantly collapsed.

"Dou Dou - you come out quickly, mom won't talk about you. ā€

Xiang Xiaoyuan's voice came from the living room, Dou Dou was helpless, and followed the master out, huh?

Seeing this, the master said, "It's Dou Dou's turn to ride a unicorn, I'm going to eat you, woo." ā€

She had been eaten for more than half an hour just now, and she had been running for her life, and now it was Li Douzi's turn.

In view of the fact that Li Douzi's children have not finished their winter vacation homework, Xiang Xiaoyuan made a sprint plan for her in the last three days, striving to catch the tail of the long vacation and finish her homework.

"Otherwise, you won't be the squad leader, do you still want to be the squad leader's sister??"

Dou Dou nodded hurriedly, this is her pride, last year, in order to run for the class president's sister, she tried her best to be careful, but she couldn't be removed after the New Year, and she couldn't be laughed at by Li Daxiang.

But she immediately thought of the amount of homework she did during the winter vacation, and shouted bitterly: "But there is too much homework~~Boom~My head hurts so much, it's a big duck, who will help the little sister duck??!! Dad, Dad-Lao Li~"

In last year's Winter Games, she participated in several sports, won several first prizes, and harvested several homework picture books, all of which were brought back by Elephant Li!

Not only that, Li Daxiang also won the first place in the parent project that Li Daxiang participated in, as well as the parent project in which his parents participated, and he also received several homework picture books, all of which were given to her by Li Daxiang!

Elephant Lee is such a badass duck.

These homework books, not to mention the last three days, even if she is given another winter vacation, she can't finish them!

Xiang Xiaoyuan took these actual situations into account, so he said: "Then let's do it, mom doesn't embarrass you, you don't have to finish the homework picture books obtained at the sports meeting in the next few days, you can finish the winter vacation homework assigned by Teacher Xiaowen first, okay? Also, you call Dad Lao Li again, be careful that I pinch your face like a brother!

Sister Rabbit's eyes lit up, and the chick nodded like a peck of rice: "Okay, good, okay, let's do it, don't call Dad Lao Li, call Lao Li Dad." Mom, you're a good mother, you didn't see it when you were swollen before. ā€

Xiang Xiaoyuan's face changed: "Mom has changed her mind, you should finish the homework picture book together, when will it all be done, and when will there be meat to eat." ā€

"Ahh ā€

Dou Dou wailed, pounced, hugged Xiaoyuan's mother's neck, and frantically sent a fragrant kiss, she was stupid just now!

In view of the fact that cuteness is justice, Xiaoyuan's mother once again opened the net, so that Dou Dou only needs to do another homework picture book in addition to finishing his winter vacation homework, which is already the minimum punishment.

So, the little rabbit sister began to be angry, and she carried a small bag everywhere she went, and in addition to all kinds of strange gadgets in the small bag, it was winter vacation homework and pencils.

Li Xiang went to the studio, Master Dou Dou called Xiaoyuzi to play together, the weather was bright, and Xiang Xiaoyuan took him to the dog lake for a walk.

Sister Bunny is giggling with a bag, leading the dog crazy, and she has been suffocated by her homework in the past few days.

Suddenly, she was attracted by a group of pink pigs who could beat gongs and drums, and couldn't help but run over, standing in front of people, staring down at this group of pink pigs, her eyes shining.

She looked up, hey, a little familiar, ah, remembered, it was the big brother who watched them set off fireworks that day.

"Fun duck, so cute. "The sinus is almost, let's praise it first.

Zhuo Wei was proud in his heart, and he was waiting for this time!

He is confident that with the general super intelligence of the paparazzi and his unique personality charm, he will definitely be able to set the words of a 5-year-old child!

He reached out and touched it in his pocket, secretly opened the recorder, and prepared to record the whole process.

Dou Dou rubbed the red baby fat, and suddenly asked, "Are the smart bear cookies delicious?"

She is almost very good at it, and her little head turns fast.

When Zhuo Wei heard this, his spirit was shocked, he was thinking about how to get close to the child without scaring her away, but he didn't expect the child to be so caring, and he sent a pillow as soon as he dozed off, so he nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you for your little biscuits, are they called smart bear biscuits?"

Seeing that he remembered, Dou Dou almost succeeded in the first step, and said happily: "Well, my brother bought it for me, it is very expensive, it costs a lot of money, and a pack costs 8 yuan and 5 yuan." ā€

Zhuo Wei was startled, a pack of two biscuits, he stuffed it all in his mouth that night, and he actually asked for 8 5 yuan??!!!

How much is 8 5 yuan??40!

Immediately funny, how can such a young child believe it, where is there such an expensive biscuit, unless it is a luxury, but I have never heard of a luxury in biscuits.

He smiled and said, "Ah, it's so expensive, no wonder it's so delicious, it's super delicious, it's the best cookie I've ever tasted, you know? Actually, I'm poor, I didn't eat dinner that night, I'm hungry, if it weren't for your Xiaoice biscuits, I'd be starving......"

He said that Dou Dou was worried about him when he heard it, and said pityingly: "It turns out that you are a poor duck, you are such a poor duck, your pink pig can beat the drum, can you sell it to me?"

She stretched out a finger and said, "Is it good to buy 5 yuan a piece?" My brother said that if you can't buy it, you won't be fooled. ā€

Zhuo Wei: "......"

The envisioned plot is not like this, there is no such thing as selling piglets.

When he was stunned, he heard Li Doudou's child say, "Do you know what's in the middle?"

She patted the bag she was carrying, looking mysterious.

Although Zhuo Wei prides himself on being extremely smart, he has not yet reached the point where he can guess things in the air, and he is a little confused and confused.

"Ho ho ho, there is a pack of smart bear ququ biscuits in the bag, 8 5 yuan, Sister Little Rabbit sells it to you at a loss, you earn it, do you know big brother, sell your little pig to me." ā€

Unexpectedly, he didn't want to pay 5 yuan, so he took away the 8 pink pigs he found!

I saw Dou Dou count his fingers: "5, 6, 7, 8, you have to find 7 5 yuan for me." ā€

Excessively!

It's too much!

Not only did he not want to pay 5 yuan for 1, but he also wanted him to pour out the money and take away !! 8 of his pink pigs!

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