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"Stay connected," he said!

Anyway, on the way to the station, I passed by the alumni hall, but it wasn't a Friday, and the cuckoo's orchestra didn't perform, so I told myself, go to it, and then take the bus home!

Late at night, the bus arrived in my mysterious town!

I didn't tell my mom what had happened, because I knew she was going to be upset.

So, I walked home, but the light in her room was on, and when I walked in, she cried so much that she had a handful of snot and tears, exactly as I remembered!

It turned out that she told me that the Paradise Marines had learned that I had been expelled from school, and that day my mother received a notice asking my husband to report to the Paradise Marines recruiting office!

If I had the foresight, I would never have allowed myself to be expelled!

A few days later, my mom took me to the recruiting office!

She's got me a lunch box just in case I'm hungry on the way!

There were about a hundred people standing outside the recruiting office, and five or six buses waiting!

A big veteran yelled at everyone, and my mother came up to me and said, "I don't understand how you can recruit him - because he's a brain-dead!"

But the old soldier looked at her and said, "Uh, ma'am, what do you think the other people are?" Newton?"

He continued yelling! Not long after, he was yelling at me!

I got on the bus and left with everyone!

I've been yelled at since I stepped out of the school of fools - Coach Big Head, Coach Takoyaki, and those thug trainers, now in the army!

But let me say: those in the army roared longer, louder, and harsher than the others!

They are never happy!

Also, they don't complain about being stupid or stupid like the coaches – they're more interested in your underneath or your bowel movements, because every time they yell, they must start with "sex" or "ass" or something!

Sometimes I can't help but wonder if the gorillas were soldiers before playing baseball!

In short, after about a hundred hours on the bus, we arrived at Fort Crow in the Demon State, and all I thought about was thirty-five to three, and we slaughtered the Devil Wolfhounds!

The conditions in the barracks are actually only slightly better than the "monkey house", but the food is not - terrible, but there is plenty of supply!

In addition, the next few months of life will be a qiē obeying orders, and being yelled!

They taught us to shoot, throw grenades, and crawl forward!

In addition to these trainings, we either run errands or clean toilets and stuff like that!

One of the things I remember most about Raven Castle is that no one there seems to be smarter than me, which is really reassuring!

Shortly after I arrived, I was sent as a cook because I accidentally shot a hole in the water tower while practicing target shooting!

I got to the kitchen and found out that the cook was sick or something!

Someone pointed at me and said, "Zhou Bo, you are a cook today!"

"What am I going to cook?" I asked, "I've never cooked!"

"Whatever," someone said, "this is not Sanssouci Palace!"

"Why don't you stew a pot?" said another, "it's easier to make!"

"What to stew?" I asked!

"Look at the refrigerator and pantry," said the guy, "throw anything you see in the pot and cook it!"

"What if it doesn't taste good?" I asked!

"Who cares! Have you ever eaten something delicious here at night?"

Well, I'm going to take everything out of the fridge and pantry!

There were cans of beans and peaches, and bacon, rice, and bags of flour and potatoes, and a whole bunch of things I didn't recognize!

I put the food together and said to one of the guys, "What tools am I going to stew with?"

"There are some pots in the cupboard," he said!

But when I opened the cupboard, there was only a small pot inside, which was definitely not enough to stew for the two hundred men in the company!

"Why don't you ask the platoon commander?" someone said!

"He's gone to field training!" someone replied!

"It's going to be difficult," said one of the fellows, "but when those guys come back, they'll be going crazy with hunger, and it looks like you're going to have to figure out a plan!"

"How's this?" I asked!

There was a huge thing about three meters high and five meters wide in the corner!

"That's a steamer****** you can't cook with it!"

"Why?" I said!

"Well, I don't know! Anyway, if I were you, I wouldn't use it to cook!"

"It's hot, there's water in it!" I said!

"Whatever you want," said someone man, "we have other bird things to do!"

So, I used a steamer!

I opened all the cans, peeled all the potatoes, and threw in all the meat I could find, plus the onions and carrots, and poured a dozen bottles of persimmon sauce and mustard and so on!

After about an hour, you can smell the stew!

"How's dinner going?" someone asked after a while!

"I'll try it," I said!

When I opened the lid, the contents were bubbling and boiling, and from time to time I would see an onion or potato floating on the surface!

"Let me taste it!" said one guy!

He took a tin cup and scooped out some stew!

"Well, it's not cooked yet," he said, "you'd better heat it up!

So, I heated the steamer, and sure enough, the soldiers of the whole company came back from the field one after another!

You can hear them bathing, changing, and preparing for dinner in the barracks!

It didn't take long for them to enter the restaurant one after another!

But the stew wasn't cooked yet! I tried it again, and some of the ingredients were still raw!

The people in the restaurant started buzzing and complaining!

Soon it turned into chanting in unison, and I reheated the steamer again!

After half an hour or so, they started banging on the table with knives and forks, like a prison riot, and I knew I had to hurry up, so I heated the steamer to the limit!

I was sitting there looking at the steamer, and I was nervous when suddenly the Master Chief slammed open the kitchen door!

"What the hell is going on?" he asked. "What about the brothers' dinner?"

"Alright, Master Chief!" I said!

Around the same time, the steamer began to shake!

Vapor came out from the side, and one pot foot shook off the floor!

"What is this going on?" asked the Master Chief, "you're cooking in the steamer?"

"It's dinner!" I said!

A very surprised expression appeared on the face of the Master Chief!

But in the blink of an eye, he showed a very frightened look again, as if he had a look a moment before the car accident, and then the steamer exploded!

I don't remember what happened next!

I just remember that it blew up the roof of the restaurant and blew open all the iron doors and windows!

The guy washing the dishes was shocked through the wall, and the guy who stacked the dishes flew into the air, a bit like a "rocket man"!

Master Chief and I, for some reason, we were miraculously spared, as if they were saying that if you get too close to a grenade, you won't be hurt!

However, both of our clothes were blown up, except for the chef's hat I was wearing at the time!

And we're all over the cauldron of disparate dishes, and it looks like two of them - well, I can't tell-, anyway, weird!

Incredibly, all the guys sitting in the dining room were unharmed, but they were covered in a big pot of dishes, and they sat there as if they had been frightened by the bombing.

However, the explosion caused them to close their crows' mouths and stop yelling about when dinner would be ready!

Suddenly, the company commander rushed into the barracks!

"What's that sound!" he yelled! "What's going on?"

He looked at the two of us, and then shouted, "Ghost Crocodile Officer, is that you?"

"Zhou Bo - Steamer - Bingcai!" said the Master Chief!

Then he seemed to calm down and grabbed a cleaver from the wall!

"Zhou Bo - steamer - stew!" he screamed and chased me with a cleaver!

I grabbed the iron gate and he chased me around the coaching ground, even through the Governor's Club and the parking lot!

However, I ran faster than him, for it was my specialty, but, my friend, I tell you: I have no doubt in my heart that I will not be able to eat at this time, and I will go around!

The day was coming, the morning sun was shining, but the ground was still covered with snow, and it was still cold!

Just outside the gate of Zhou Bo's castle, it was densely packed with people who wanted to see these five lucky tour card holders walk into the castle!

It was a bustling and lively scene, and it was exactly a moment before ten o'clock, and the crowd was pushing and shouting, and the armed police were desperately trying to drive them away from the castle gates!

Right next to the gate, the police carefully guarded a small group of people: five famous children and the adults who came with them!

You can see the tall and thin figure of Papa Bear standing quietly among them, and beside him, it is Little Ben who is holding his hand tightly!

In addition to being stupid, the other children are accompanied by their parents, which is a great joy for them, otherwise these children would have made a lot of trouble!

They couldn't wait to get in as quickly as possible, and the parents had to desperately pull them back from touching the big crystal door!

"Be patient!" shouted the fathers, "be quiet! it's not yet ten o'clock!"

Standing behind her father, she could hear the noise of people huddled to catch a look at these famous children!

"That's the glutton!" she heard someone shout, "yes, it's her! I remember her face from the newspapers, and I can recognize her!"

"What do you see that?" Another person shouted, "She's still chewing that damn piece of gum, she's been chewing this candy for three months! Look at her mouth! It's chewing!"

'Who's that big fat girl?'

"It's belly!"

'It's her!'

'She's fat!'

'It's unimaginable!'

'Who is that girl wearing a trench coat with a portrait of One Piece Luffy on it?'

She's a computer nerd!'

'She's got to be crazy! look at her with toy pistols!'

"I'd like to see who the peacock is?" another voice in the crowd cried, "it's the girl, whose father bought her 800,000 pieces of cheese, and told her nut growers to peel off all the cheese wrappers until they found a crystal card!"

She fulfills any of her requests! Absolutely! She just screams and screams to get a qiē!"

"It's unimaginable, isn't it?"

'I think it's shocking!'

"Which one do you think she is??"

"That's the one! the one on the left! the girl in the silver tiger fur coat!"

"Which one is stupid?"

"Stupid? It must be that inconspicuous little fellow, standing next to the old guy who looks like a skeleton, quite close to us! right there!

"Why doesn't she wear a coat on such a cold day?"

"Don't ask me! Maybe she can't afford it!"

"Oh my God! she's going to freeze!"

The place where Ben Ben stood was very close to the person who spoke, she squeezed the hand of Papa Bear, and the old man looked down at Ben Ben and smiled slightly!

Somewhere in the distance, the bell of a church began to strike ten o'clock!

The lubricated hinges of the castle gate rattled loudly, and slowly, little by little!

The crowd suddenly fell silent, and the children stopped jumping with joy, all eyes fixed on the two large crystal doors!

"She's coming!" someone shouted, "that's her!"

Sure enough, she's coming!

One evening in autumn.

The phone in the barracks rang, and it was the little frog calling!

He said they had stopped giving him an athlete scholarship because his foot injury was worse than they thought, so he was leaving school too!

However, he asked me if I could take time off to watch the school team compete with those donkey eggs in the Devil State!

But I was locked up that Saturday, and it's been almost a year since the steamer explosion, and I've been locked up every weekend!

Anyway, I couldn't leave the camp, so I listened to the radio and cleaned the toilet at the same time!

At the end of the third quarter, the score was very close, and the "Devil" was very showy on the day, and we narrowly won 39-38, but those donkey eggs in the devil state had a touchdown one minute before the end!

In the blink of an eye, we only had one chance to attack, and there was no more timeout! I silently prayed that "Majin" would not repeat the mistake of the "Apple Cup", that is, throw the ball out of bounds on the fourth attack and lose the game!

But as a result, his nephew actually played lanterns again!

My heart sinks to the bottom!

But all of a sudden, the cheers were so loud that it was impossible to hear what the announcer was saying, and it was only when the shouting quieted down that I could hear what was going on!

It turned out that "Majin" pretended to pass an out-of-bounds ball to pause the timer, but in fact he passed the ball to the gorilla to score!

This trick can make people understand how cunning Coach Takoyaki is!

He calculated that those devilish donkeys would be stupid enough that we would be stupid enough to repeat the mistakes of the past!

I was so happy to win the game, but I couldn't help but wonder if Cuckoo was watching the game, and if she didn't think about me!

It doesn't matter if I think of it, because in a month we will get on the boat and set off!

We have been trained for nearly a year like a machine, and now we are going on a long march!

This is not an exaggeration!

We're going to the Magic Valley Battlefield, but I've heard them say that the situation there isn't half as bad as what we suffered in the camp!

However, it turned out that this statement was an exaggeration!

We arrived at the Magic Valley Battle Realm in March, and took an ox cart north to the Magic Jiao Zone in the Central Highlands!

The road is still smooth, and the scenery is pleasant and interesting, with patches of apple trees and plane trees, and dwarf Magic Valley people plowing the rice fields! )