This was the case all afternoon!

At halftime, they were 38-7 ahead of us, and we all hung our heads! Coach Takoyaki walked into the locker room, shaking his head as if he had expected us to disappoint him!

Then he started drawing formations on the blackboard, talking to quarterback "Majin" and a few other guys for a long time, and then he called my name and asked me to go to the hallway with him!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "the cow dung situation ahead must stop!"

His face was pressed in front of me, and I felt his breath hot and spit on my face!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "we've been secretly training them to pass the ball to you for a year, and you've always been excellent! Now we're going to use this tactic against their corn growers in the second half, and they're going to be dumbfounded!"

But it's all up to you, lad - so, you'll be on the pitch later! You're going to have to run for me like a beast is chasing you!"

I nodded! It was time to get back on the pitch, everyone was cheering and shouting, but I felt a little worried about unfairness on my shoulders!

But whatever—sometimes it's unavoidable!

The first time we attacked with the ball, quarterback "Devil" said in the walled line, "Okay, now we're going to play Zhou Bo's strategy!"

He said to me, "Just run 30 meters and look back and the ball will be delivered to you!"

Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, the ratio was thirty-eight to thirteen!

We've been fighting since then, but the blacks and stupid whites aren't just sitting on the sidelines!

They also have some tricks - mainly crowd tactics, all rushing at us as if we were cardboard dummies!

But they were still a little surprised that I was going to catch the ball, so after I had four or five catches, the score was thirty-eight to thirty-one, and they started sending two guys to stare at me!

However, no one was staring at Guien, who held the pass of the "Demon Man" and brought the ball to the 15-meter line!

Coach Takoyaki outside the sideline came to me and said, "Zhou Bo, you may not have a good brain, but you have to win this game for us!"

As soon as you can get the ball over the scoring line again, I'll make you the president of Heaven Realm myself, or whatever you want!"

He patted me on the head like I was a wolfdog, and I just got back on the pitch!

The first attack on the "Majin" was fixed behind the midline, and time flew by!

The second attack, he tried to fool them, pretending to make a long pass but handed me the ball, but about two tons of Nebraska corn beef, black and white, all pounced on me!

I lay on all fours, thinking that this must be what it was like when a whole net of apples fell on my father!

After re-lining the line, "Majin" said: "Zhou Bo, I will pretend to pass the ball to Guien, but the ball will be thrown to you, so I want you to run to the wingback's position, then turn right, and the ball will pass there!"

The eyes of the "Majin" are as wild as a tiger!

I nodded and did!

Sure enough, the "Devil" threw the ball into my hand, and I aimed the ball straight towards the midfield!

But all of a sudden, a giant man flew into my arms, delayed me, and then all the black and stupid white people in the world6 grabbed me, stepped on me, pressed me, and I fell to the ground!

Damn! We're going to win with just a few meters left!

When I got up, I saw that "Majin" had already called all the teams to prepare for the last attack, because we were running out of time!

As soon as I got back to my position, he immediately gave the order for a rush and I ran out, but he suddenly threw the ball over my head thirty meters away, deliberately letting it out of bounds - I guess to pause the timer, because there were only three or three seconds left!

Unfortunately, though, "Majin" himself was confused, and I guess he thought it was our third attack and one more chance, but it was actually the fourth time, so we lost the game and of course the game!

It seems like the kind of thing I would do!

Anyway, I'm very sad to lose, because I guess the cuckoo might watch the game!

If I win the game by a score, she'll be willing to forgive me for what I did to her!

But the heavens do not obey people's wishes!

Coach Takoyaki was very unhappy, but he endured his displeasure and said, "Uh, boys, there will be a chance next year!"

Except for me!

Playing this thing will also be undesirable!

Clumsy slammed open the front door and rushed into the house, shouting, "Mommy, Mommy!"

Mrs. Anne is drinking the soup in her room!

"Mom!" cried out Clumsy as he rushed into the room and ran towards them like a gust of wind!

"Look! I got it!

The crystal tour card at the end! It's mine!

I picked up some money on the street and bought two pieces of cheese!

In the second piece, there is this crystal tour card, a lot of people surround me, I want to see this tour card, it was the shopkeeper who helped me run out, I kept running home, I came back!

This is the fifth crystal tour card, Mom, I found it!"

Mrs. Anne stood dumbfounded!

The four old men were sitting on the bed, careful not to tip over the soup basin on their laps, and when they heard this, their spoons fell into the basin with a snap, and they all leaned on their pillows!

For about ten seconds, the room was silent and no one dared to say a word or move for fear of ruining this incredible moment!

Then, Papa Bear asked very softly, "Stupid, you're not lying to us, are you?

"It's true!" cried Clumsy as he rushed to the side of the bed and showed him that big, beautiful crystal tour card for him to see!

Papa Bear leaned forward to look better, and his nose almost touched the card!

The rest of the people looked at him and saw what he would say!

―A wonderful smile blooms little by little on Papa Bear's face!

He looked up and stared at Dumb!

His cheeks were alive again, his eyes were wide open, and he shone with pleasure, and in the middle of his eyes, in the black-pupiled man, slowly flickered—a light of great excitement!

The old man took a deep breath!

Suddenly, he didn't say anything, and there seemed to be a burst of vitality in his body, and he opened his arms and shouted, "Wow!"

At the same time, his slender body leaped out of bed, and his pot of soup was all on Mother Anne's face, and the old man leaped to the floor in an incredible way!

At this moment, he was dancing triumphantly in his pajamas!

"Hey, whoa, whoa!" he shouted, "Cheer three times for Stupid, hey, hey, hey!"

This crystal tour card is made of pure crystal, and it is made of hammered crystal almost as thin as a piece of paper, and it looks so beautiful!

On the one hand, the black letters were printed in some clever way, and it was an invitation - from Zhou Bo's handwriting!

"Say it aloud," said Papa Bear, who finally climbed into bed again, "Let's all listen to what is being said!"

Mr. Big Bear brought the cute crystal tour card close to his eyes, his hands trembling slightly, it seemed that this matter had taken over his whole body and mind!

After the "Apple Cup" competition, the physical education department lowered my grades from the previous semester, and it was okay for a long time, and the takoyaki coach called me to his reception room!

I walked in and he looked depressed!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "I can understand that your holy text will give up, but I will never understand how you can get an A in a subject like 'Elementary Optics' and an F in a physical education discipline - you have just been nominated as a 'Northwest Member Valuable Defender'!"

It's a long story, and I don't want to get tired of Coach Takoyaki hearing it, but why should I know how long the distance between the two iron goalposts on the pitch is?

Hmm, the takoyaki instructor looked at me with a worried expression!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "I really regret that I have to sue you about this, you have been expelled from school, and I can't help you!"

I just stood there, wringing my hands!

It took a while for him to suddenly understand what he said - I can't play anymore!

I have to leave college!

Maybe I'll never see another player again in my life!

I had to move out of my basement and I couldn't do "Advanced Optics" next semester, and Giraffe said I could!

I didn't notice it, but tears began to pour into my eyes!

I didn't say a word, I just stood and hung my head!

The coach stood up and came over and put his arm around me!

He said, "Zhou Bo, it's okay, kid! When you came here, I expected this to happen!"

But I told them to give me that kid for a season - that's all I could ask for!

Well, Zhou Bo, we're going to be awesome this season!

Also, it's not your fault that Majin threw the ball out of bounds on his fourth attack—"

I looked up and saw that the coach was also shining with tears in his eyes, and he was staring at me!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "this school has never had a player like you, and there will never be one!

After saying that, the coach walked over and stood at the window, looked out the window, and said, "Good luck, kid - now get out of here with your stupid ass!"

And just like that, I had to leave college!

Big Bear took a few deep breaths, then cleared his throat and said, "Okay, I'll pronounce:

"Congratulations, lucky winner of this Crystal Tour Card from Ms. Xianlong!

Shake your hand warmly!

What awaits you is a lot of amazing and wonderful things!

I formally invite you, you and a few others who have had the pleasure of having a copy of my Crystal Touring Card, to visit my castle as a day guest!

I, Zhou Bo, will personally accompany you on a tour of the entire castle, let you tour for a while, and then, when it is time to part, there will be a train of trucks to take you home!

I assure you guys, these trucks are loaded with enough delicious candy for you and your whole family to enjoy for years!

Anytime you eat all that candy, all you have to do is come to my castle, show this crystal card, and I'll be happy to give you candy as you ask and fill your pantry≥

This way, you'll be able to enjoy delicious sweets for the rest of your life!

However, that's not the most exciting part of your day's excursion!

I've got something else amazing for you, and for all the holders of the Crystal Tour Card that I love so much, and it's something even more wonderful and incredible.

That magical and wonderful thing is fascinating, fascinating, surprising, and will leave you bewildered and unimaginable!

Even in the most bizarre and absurd dreams you've ever had, you can't have imagined anything like this!

Let's wait to find out!

Now remember the following instructions: the tour date is scheduled for February 1st!

On these two days, and not any other day, you must be at the castle gate on time at ten o'clock in the morning!

Don't be late!

You can bring one or two family members to take care of you. Don't be naughty!

And one more thing-

Don't forget to bring this tour card with you, or you'll be turned away!

Zhou Bo"

"The first of February!" cried Mrs. Anne, "it is tomorrow!

"Oh my God!" said Mr. Big Bear, "I think you're right!"

"You're just in time!" continued Papa Bear exclaimed, "not a minute to be delayed!

Wash your face, comb your hair, wash dirt off your hands, brush your teeth, blow your nose, cut your nails, polish your shoes, iron your shirt, and don't forget to get all the mud off your pants!

You must be ready for the greatest day of your life, child!"

"Don't get too excited," said Mrs. Anne, "and don't make the poor stupid panic!

Okay, let's decide the first thing - who's going to accompany Clumsy on a tour of that castle?"

"Me!" shouted Papa Bear, jumping out of bed again, "let me take her!

"She doesn't look any better," said Mrs. Anne with a smile, "yes—maybe you're in good health! or maybe Uncle Beanie should go with her! As for me, of course I can't, I can't leave this house all day!"

"Praise God!" cried Papa Bear, "Praise God!"

Just then, there was a knock on the front door, Mr. Bear ran to open it, and a large number of reporters and photographers swarmed in!

They're the ones who are on track for the fifth Crystal Tour Card!

They all wanted to interview the whole story, so it could be published on the front page of the morning paper!

For several hours, the hut was full of people and there was a lot of commotion, and Mr. Big Bear managed to get rid of their entanglement!

Let Stupid go to sleep, it must be almost midnight at this time!

I went back to the basement to pack my bags!

The little frog came downstairs and he brought two cans of dark beer, one for me!

I've never drunk dark beer, but I can understand why men have this penchant!

The little frog accompanied me out of the "monkey house"!

As a result, all the players of the team were standing outside!

They were very silent, and the "Devil" walked up to shake my hand and said, "Zhou Bo, I'm very sorry that pass was broken, alas?"

I said, "It's okay, Majin, it's okay!"

Then they took turns shaking hands with me, even the gorilla, who was wearing a guard from his neck down because he had knocked down too many iron doors in the "monkey house"!

The little frog said he helped me carry my luggage to the station, but I said I'd rather go alone! )