"System, turn the brightness to the lowest for Lao Tzu, hurry up and !!!" Yun Zhongfei didn't want to look at that golden light again, otherwise he would become a blind man.

The system saw Yun Zhongfei's embarrassed appearance, and said: "Host, you can't do it, just a little golden light can make you like this, you are still not a man? You, no." ”

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was belittled by the system like this, Yun Zhongfei is a person who wants to save face, where can he still hold his breath, "Am I a man?" If you have the ability, you come out, I will let you try if I am a man, and say that I can't, you actually say that a man can't do it, you come out, I will let you see the Ruyi golden hoop stick, you see if I can do it, I will fucking stab you to death." ”

System:......

The system was stunned, ", it's so fast." ”

"We're old drivers, I was the legendary autumn mountain car god, it's strange if the speed is not fast, but you understand the system, you are so yellow~ I always thought you were a good system, I was really blind, your system, it's too dirty, tsk. ”

System:......

", you just flew the car Okay, what the are you talking about me????" The system was about to go crazy by the flying air in the clouds.

Yun Zhongfei said indifferently: "If you are pure, you can understand what I say, do you know what the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick is?"

System:......

"You, you, you're paying tribute to Journey to the West, I know. The system stumbled and seemed to be struggling to redeem its own personality.

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"I'm not paying tribute to Journey to the West, let's put it this way, Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick is not as powerful as my Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick. Yun Zhongfei said proudly.

"Why don't I believe it? ”

Yun Zhongfei smacked his tongue, "The performance is as high as 121 points, do you dare to say that this is not good? Believe it or not, I won't drink water in the future, just drink Tiger Whip Ginseng Wine, I will make the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick become Optimus Prime Believe it or not." ”

System:......

"It's so fast, it's not a car to kindergarten, I'm going to get out of the car, you let me get off. "The system can't stand flying in the clouds anymore, it's too dirty.

Yun Zhongfei laughed and said, "Give up your senseless resistance, the car door has been welded to death by me, hahahahahaha." ”

System:......

"In that case, I'll play with you too. Yun Zhongfei successfully aroused the interest of the system, and the system also learned to laugh twice as Yun Zhongfei laughed, "It is said that the four Tang monks and apprentices were a little tired, tired and hungry on the way to learn the scriptures, so Tang Seng sent Sun Wukong to make some fasts." Sun Wukong received the order and went to fast. The remaining three are waiting for Sun Wukong. A short time later, a somersault cloud flew in from a distance. It was the Monkey King who was sent to fast, but he didn't turn into fast. Tang Seng shook his head and asked, Wukong, where are we here? Sun Wukong also shook his head, I don't know, but there is a large cucumber field and eggplant field in front of him. After hearing this, Tang Seng got up and said excitedly, this is, we are in the daughter country!!!!"

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", the speed of the system is really fast, bow to the wind. "Yun Zhongfei was stunned, this car was driving......

"How can it be called looking at the car? How indecent, this is called a tribute to the famous book "Journey to the West". The system corrected.

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Yun Zhongfei sneered twice, "There is no one who pays tribute to Journey to the West with cucumbers and eggplants, and it is up to you to do such a thing." ”

"False praise, false praise, low-key and low-key. The system said humbly.

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"I kept saying that I was driving too fast, and you didn't look at your own speed. Yun Zhongfei said sarcastically.

System:......

"Not even a single system can compare, which is also a testament to the incompetence of the host. The system also mocked.

"Then let's have a fight, and see if my Ruyi golden hoop stick is powerful, or your cucumber and eggplant are powerful!!! "Fly in the clouds, please fight!!!

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!!!" system, respond to the battle!!!

A big battle between drivers, on the verge of breaking out......

The system and Yun Zhongfei are ruthless, and all kinds of tail flicks and drifts are even more novices, and the place where the two are seems to form a barrier, a yellow barrier, and Yun Zhongfei and the system are in the barrier, not letting each other go, at this time, they are only for one goal in their hearts, drag racing. The two sides kept driving without moving. All kinds of jokes, all kinds of routines. Yun Zhongfei was like a rainbow and had the upper hand, but the system was not far behind, entangled with Yun Zhongfei, and did not give Yun Zhongfei a chance to suppress, and the defense was tight.

"System, yes, it's very good. ”

"Host, you're pretty good too. ”

After a wave of business praise, the two sides let out a sneer at the same time, and the war became more intense. Because of the previous advantage, Yun Zhongfei is full of momentum, and the more he fights, the more courageous he becomes. But the system was not willing to give in, relying on a fluent mouth and a fast speed of speech, it continued to resist the fierce attack of Yunzhongfei.

Unexpectedly, the old driver Yun Zhongfei did not take another half a step forward. Although Yun Zhongfei was frustrated, his offensive was not weak, but because the system resisted perfectly, he was dissatisfied, and a force came up in his head, and he said a bunch of profound jokes.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the system used a trick of the system's skills, and decisively connected to the wireless network, Baidu!!!!!!!

The power of the network is infinite, the system has hole cards and will not fly in the clouds, the speed of speech is gradually increasing, and the quality of the jokes is also rising. For a while, it was on par with Yun Zhongfei, although there was the blessing of Baidu, but Yun Zhongfei was also a car god, the old driver, although he was on the defensive, but the momentum was still pressing the system.

But there is a characteristic of Baidu's joke above, that is, how many people are there on Baidu!!! and there is only one person in the cloud, and now there is a driver in the cloud, and he is resisting the attacks of hundreds of millions of drivers around the world.

Yun Zhongfei saw that the situation was not good.

Why is this system suddenly so fierce, but, just what I want, today I will be reckless with you!!! do you think you have hole cards, I don't have hole cards? It's time for you to see the power of my title of car god. The corners of Yun Zhongfei's mouth rose slightly. He closed his eyes unhurriedly.

Something in the depths of my mind was awakened. Yun Zhongfei suddenly opened his eyes, and for a while, his eyes emitted a yellow light. Looks great, uh...... Something evil.

Yun Zhongfei no longer took the initiative to attack, but took over the joke of the system, adapted it, and the whole remained the same, but the quality was improved by more than one grade, and it was directly thrown to the system. It perfectly solves the problem of insufficient amount of satin.

At this point, the system and Yunzhongfei have fallen into a state of stalemate in full swing, and neither of them is willing to admit defeat, and they are desperately holding on.

"System, give up resistance. Seeing that it was not a long-term solution to go on like this, Yun Zhong Fei began to verbally attack.

"Let me give up? How is it possible? Are you thinking about fart, could it be that you can't resist the host?

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Yun Zhongfei was a little confused for a while, for no other reason, the system saw his true purpose, "Sum? I can make peace with you?" I Yun Zhongfei only saw two big words now, victory, system, you see how I blow you up. ”

The stubbornness in Yun Zhongfei's bones did not allow Yun Zhongfei to admit defeat, and after regaining his strength, he was ready to fight with the system for a few hundred more rounds.

"Then come on, continue to !!!!" The system is also meaning to continue to fight for hundreds of rounds, after all, there is Baidu behind it.

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Yun Zhongfei said this sentence in order to use his own momentum to force the system back, who would have thought that instead of forcing back, it would arouse the system's burning fighting spirit.

Yun Zhongfei saw that he had said everything, and he would not flinch, so he had to bite the bullet.

The system had already seen that Yun Zhongfei was holding on, and smiled contemptuously.

Yun Zhongfei continued to start a new round of hurricane with the system. The brain is spinning, and the adrenaline is racing endlessly.

Layers of dense and fine beads of sweat gradually oozed from Yun Zhongfei's forehead. kept swallowing his saliva, although he had been forced to do so by the system, Yun Zhongfei was still insisting.

Lao Tzu has Baidu, what are you fighting with me???? you want to do a company alone??? you are thinking about fart.

Seeing that Yun Zhongfei was still insisting, the system couldn't help but admire Yun Zhongfei a little, but admiration is admiration, in this battle of car gods, the system still has to defeat Yun Zhongfei, so it gradually fiercely increased its offensive a little bit. It is no longer gradual, but every move is open and closed, extremely fierce, and it is simply a reckless system.

Yun Zhongfei gradually couldn't resist the fierceness of the system, "System, why are you so reckless??? are you a member of the IG team?" Although Yun Zhongfei was a little defeated, this mouth cannon did not stop for a moment, and if he lost, he lost, but this mouth addiction must be refreshed. Even if you lose, you can't lose face.

"Host, why are you so face-saving at this time, weren't you very faceless before?"

Yun Zhongfei said: "What the hell!! I've always been very face-saving!!!

The system sneered: "I don't know who that Russian Yun, who is faceless, no discipline!!!"

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Yun Zhongfei stopped talking, there was no way, his handle was exposed, and Yun Zhongfei was also helpless!!

"Stop, !!!stop, no more fighting. Yun Zhongfei suddenly interrupted the white-hot battle.

The interrupted system was a little confused for a while, "What's the matter? Do you want to admit defeat? Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, it's okay, you will definitely lose the next battle." “

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"The system !! me, I am a glorious Young Pioneer, although I don't have a red scarf, but the red scarf in my heart is fluttering on my chest, and now, the red scarf in my heart can no longer stand me talking to you about these filthy words. “

Red scarf:????????

Why did I suddenly carry a black pot?????

System:???????

"Damn??? there is still this kind of operation????"

Yun Zhongfei said indifferently: "The justice in my heart no longer allows my behavior to continue. “

System:......

"God's special red scarf and justice, don't you just don't want to lose? "The system has already seen through everything.

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