"You said you are a glorious Young Pioneer, buddy, are you 16 years old, are you a freshman in high school????? are you still a Young Pioneer, didn't you join the Communist Youth League when you were in junior high school?"

Flying in the Clouds: ......

Yun Zhongfei was a little embarrassed by the system for a while, "System, why are you so strict? Don't care about these details." ”

System:......

"It's you who said it wrong, and you don't care about me. "The system hangs high as if it wasn't its business.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"I'm your host anyway, can I give face???? I lost this battle of the car gods, I'm willing to bow down, okay???? give me face!!" Although Yun Zhongfa didn't want to admit defeat because of the stubbornness in his heart, the offensive of the system was too fierce, it was simply a step-by-step operation, and it didn't give Yun Zhongfei a chance to take advantage of it.

Yun Zhongfei had no choice but to admit defeat, although Yun Zhongfei didn't want to lose, but Yun Zhongfei didn't mean that he couldn't afford to lose.

"Hahaha After seeing Yun Zhongfei admit defeat, the system laughed wildly in Yun Zhongfei's mind, "Host, you are still inferior to me after all, admit defeat, you have to remember in the future, don't drive in front of me, because I am the real car god, you are driving, I am drag racing." ”

Yun Zhongfei heard the system's laughter, and there was a strong unwillingness in his heart.

"Yes, yes, then I wish you that you can't stop the car and rush directly to the anti-pornography and anti-illegal office. Yun Zhongfei said with a smile.

Since I lost to the system in terms of driving, I still have to be refreshed by the addiction on my lips.

"Thank you for your concern, I won't bother you, my driving skills are very good, otherwise I wouldn't be called the god of cars, and I won't completely press you to the ground and rub you in terms of driving, crushing you. ”

"Tsk, the system is strong, it's terrifying. Yun Zhongfei couldn't help but sigh.

Yun Zhongfei saw that this trick did not hurt the system in the slightest, and he was not discouraged in his heart, he did not retreat but advanced, changed his attack method, and said: "Yes, yes, you drive the fastest, your driving skills are the best, which means that you are the dirtiest, the reason why I will be completely crushed is because my wife is too pure, and I can't compare to you, an old driver, I would like to call you the dirtiest person in the world, uh...... The dirtiest thing?. ”

"Host, the mouth cannon is powerful~"

"Wait. Yun Zhongfei suddenly shouted, interrupting the system that wanted to continue talking, as if thinking of something, "System, are you a thing?"

System:???????????

"Host, how can you scold me?"

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"It's a simple question, and I don't have any other ambiguity. Yun Zhongfei suddenly thought of another meaning of this sentence and explained.

"I guess it's a thing. The system's answer was also hazy.

"And what are you?"

System:???????????

Yun Zhongfei explained again: "I'm just asking in an ordinary way, if you want to be crooked, then I can't help it." ”

"I, I don't know what I am. The system replied with a very confusing answer.

Yun Zhongfei suddenly said: "Then you mean that you are not a thing, right?"

"Let's just say that. ”

"You're neither a person nor a thing, what the hell are you?" Yun Zhongfei asked suspiciously. But the hint of evil smile on the corner of his mouth has betrayed Yun Zhongfei.

However, the system is currently racking its brains to think about a series of questions raised by Yun Zhongfei, and has no leisure to observe the details on Yun Zhongfei's face, and still naively and ignorantly thinks that Yun Zhongfei just asked a simple question, and did not expect that this would be a routine.

After a while, the system spoke, with a hint of helplessness in his tone, "I don't know what I am, but it's certain that I'm not a person or a thing." ”

"Poof. Yun Zhongfei couldn't help laughing, and his whole handsome face was already a little purple because of the laughter.

And the system didn't know why Yun Zhongfei was laughing, and no one told jokes, "Host, what are you laughing at?"

Yun Zhong Fei rolled his eyes, "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just that I remembered something funny." ”

Yun Zhongfei coughed twice and adjusted his emotions to a normal state, "System, do you want to know what you are?"

The system vaguely smelled a little bit of conspiracy, but because the interest was provoked by Yun Zhongfei's words, it didn't care too much, "Do you know ?????"

"I'm also a person with a wisdom value of up to 120, okay, just reason. The smile on the corner of Yun Zhongfei's mouth became thicker and thicker.

"yes, let's talk about it. "The system already believes that it is flying in the clouds, and there is no longer any doubt.

"You, it's a !! and second-cargo system, hahahahahaha. Yun Zhongfei laughed heartily when he said that.

System:......

"Host, I believed you just now, but you played with my feelings like this. ”

"Can you blame me? It's not that you're stupid, it seems like you're only driving, and you're just a scumbag in other ways. Yun Zhongfei's words still revealed a lot of smiles.

"Host, you are ruthless, you are powerful, you can play!" The system wanted to go back, but found that there was no place to go back. I can only say this sentence angrily.

"Briefly, you don't have anything to say. "Deser, flying in the clouds is crazy Deser.

System:......

"The system doesn't want to talk to you and gives you a big roll of the eye. ”

"You're still too young and lack social experience. Yun Zhongfei said regretfully.

Suddenly, the conversation changed, "Maybe if you go to society and train for billions of years, you will be able to reach one-ten-thousandth of my level." "Pretending to be forced, Yun Zhongfei is like a ghost on the body, pretending to be crazy.

The system didn't give any answer, and I was speechless when I thought about it.

Seeing that the system did not speak, Yun Zhongfei no longer continued to pursue the victory, pursed his lips, and stopped talking, relaxed his whole body, and recuperated.

Silent for a moment.

"By the way, I still have to look at the body refining exercises. Yun Zhongfei suddenly thought.

Skillfully open the system panel.

When my eyes lit up, I could only see white, and I couldn't see anything but white.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

After a brief haze, Yun Zhongfei gradually came back to his senses from his confusion, although his eyes were still white.

Gradually, the eyes looked at the pain, and it became more and more painful, until finally it was like smoke and fire. The tears couldn't stop flowing outward. Yun Zhongfei wanted to rub his eyes with his hands, but his body was hollowed out and he couldn't use his strength. I can't even move my arms.

You can only close your eyes tightly and use your eyelids to relieve the pain in your eyes. Although the effect of this is not great. But talk is better than nothing.

The clouds hurt like rolling. Of course, it's just a matter of thinking.

"Does the host feel like moving but does not have the slightest strength to move, as if it feels like the body is hollowed out, it must be kidney overdraft, the man's kidney is not good, he has to use the kidney treasure, kidney treasure, after drinking, faster than Liu Xiang, higher than Yao Ming, a bottle of refreshing, two bottles of never tired, three bottles of immortality, oh~~~ yes !! kidney treasure, it tastes great!!!",.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"I knocked on my mother!! Lao Tzu is like this, he is about to become blind, you are actually advertising Kidney Treasure here!!! do you still have any humanity!!!" Yunzhong Fei went crazy, this system, obeyed.

Major companies: Say how much money !! Kidney Bao give you to advertise Kidney Baby, and we will give you double ......

"You're going blind???? let's have a bottle of kidney treasure, cure all diseases, don't say it, I invite you, dry this bottle of kidney treasure, let's walk together on the road ahead!! "The system said arrogantly.

Major companies: Don't say it, we'll give you three times as !!!

"There's something wrong with your brain, Lao Tzu is blind!!!! it's not that his body has been hollowed out. ”

"It's okay, the kidney treasure cures all diseases. ”

"My mentality has collapsed!!! Yun Zhongfei told the truth.

"I don't ask for anything else, you minimize the brightness of this system panel. "Yun Zhongfei no longer dares to hope for the role of the system, for no other reason, everything can be a kidney treasure. 、

Major companies: We won't talk about it, you can make an offer!!!

System: Rolling Nima!! Lao Tzu only loves kidney treasure in this life!!!

"Brighten, sorry host, I don't support the function of adjusting the brightness by myself. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ???????

"Then what should I do?????" Yun Zhongfei was startled.

"Open the system panel and dial it yourself. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"So I'm going to have to face that light again?"

"Congratulations, you got it right, but there is no reward. The system quipped.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"In that case, you'll die. "Yun Zhongfei suddenly has a kind of temperament that the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone and will never return.

"Host, don't panic, as the saying goes, once born and twice cooked~" The system doesn't care.

"What, love over time?"

System:??????

"Che Che, such a fast car, why are you suddenly racing a car?"

"Ahem, don't care about these things yet, is there really no other way?"

"Nope. The answer was straightforward.

"Alas~~~~" Yun Zhongfei sighed, "My hard life~~~"

Reluctantly opened the system panel, before this, Yun Zhongfei had closed his eyes tightly, and only opened a trace of the slit where he could vaguely see some hazy things.

His eyes trembled uncontrollably, and after a few deep breaths, Yun Zhongfei did not rush to open the system panel, but waited for his inner emotions to calm down.

After a while, Yun Zhongfei slowly opened the system panel. Although only a slit was left in the eye. But I can't help but stop this golden light is dense and thin, even if there is a little crack, the light can get in.

Yun Zhongfei endured the pain and tried to look ahead, trying to see more clearly.

Finally, after wasting all the strength, Yun Zhongfei finally found the brightness tone. Pull decisively to the lowest. Close the System panel. Gasp.

There was a burning pain in my eyes, but fortunately I wouldn't see that glaring light in the future.