Volume 1 Chapter 7: The System of the Pit Man
"System, lottery. ”
Good host. The simple and unpretentious, a lottery panel that was given up by the author appeared in front of Yun Zhongfei's eyes.
With a flick of his finger on his phone, the song echoed throughout the room:
Folded a thousand paper cranes and then tied a red ribbon, may the kind people come every day, you are industrious, life is beautiful, you are healthy, spring is always there, your life is busy for a smile, tie a Chinese knot, please cut the spring breeze, may the sun and moon of the motherland come every year, you phoenix dance peaceful year, you dragon new era, your happy home ushered in a hundred flowers blooming, good luck to wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love, good luck to our good luck, to meet the good luck to prosper all over the world!!
"Host, with all due respect, you probably don't play the song for good luck, but to make it convenient for the author to have a good word count, so please him, and then draw out a good thing for you. "The system has already seen through everything.
"Don't you understand if you see through it or don't say it? ”
"Host, you used this trick, Tianxiu, my scalp is numb, congratulations, your tactics to please the author, succeeded. ”
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining, imagine a divine pill. ”
"Yo, don't use Alipay's prompt sound?
System:...... What if I want to kill my host.
"Imagine the god pill, the name of the good earth. Yun Zhongfei looked at the azure pill in the palm of his hand.
"Host, if you don't want it, you can give it back to me. ”
"System, are you thinking about eating peaches?" Yun Zhongfei said something inexplicable.
"What do you mean?"
"You're thinking about fart. ”
System:...... This host of mine, uh...... Indescribable......
"System, what is this imaginary elixir for?"
"System?" Yun Zhongfei saw that the system ignored him and called out.
"Hey~" The system sighed, as if he had taken the cloud and flew in, and said: "The Imagination Divine Pill, as the name suggests, is to enhance your imagination, and at the same time, it will also improve the talents of your body, which can be regarded as a relatively comprehensive elixir." ”
"Imagination, what's the use of boosting imagination?"
"Uh...... Let's put it this way, your creative ability is to imagine what you want to create, but sometimes if your imagination is not very specific and detailed, you will use the Awakening Force to fill those gaps, but after using the Imagination Divine Pill, the specificity of your imagination and imagination will be significantly improved, and it can be said that it is an elixir born for the ability to create. ”
"System, how do you take this imaginary elixir?"
System:......
"How do you say you can take it????? of course it's oral!!! otherwise, you take it to the bath." ”
Maybe he was too excited, Yun Zhongfei let the system scold him, and he didn't talk back.
Swallowing the imaginary elixir, his body began to heat and his face flushed.
"System, are you sure this is an imaginary elixir, not some aphrodisiac?" Yun Zhongfei felt very strange about his current self.
"Uh...... I forgot to mention that this elixir will boost performance, so it will arouse a little bit of desire. ”
"A little, hehe, it's a billion points, what should I do now?" Yun Zhongfei sneered.
"Hehe, it's good for the host to endure it, don't think about venting, otherwise the performance will drop significantly. ”
Flying in the Clouds: ......
System you pit me.
"Xiaofan, come out for breakfast. "Coincidentally, Yun Xinuo summoned Yunzhong to fly.
"Holy. Yun Zhongfei was stunned, why was he having breakfast at this time, and when he thought of Yun Xinuo's troubled face, he ......
"It's coming. "Although I don't want to go out, I don't want to experience the numbness caused by lightning passing through my body than flying in the clouds.
The two wanted to sit opposite each other, in order not to let Yun Xinuo see the abnormality, Yun Zhongfei kept his head down to eat. But as the saying goes, the less you want to be discovered, the easier it is to be discovered.
Who said that? Of course, it was said by the handsome and dashing author.
"Xiao Fan, what's wrong with you, why is your face so red?" Sure enough, Yun Xinuo noticed Yun Zhongfei's strange appearance and asked.
It turns out that the author's big words are the truth!!!!!!!!
"It's okay, it's okay, leave me alone. "Yun Zhongfei panicked, damn if my sister knew that she was in heat, that scene would be wonderful~
"Is it really okay?" Yun Xinuo asked. Reach out and touch Yun Zhongfei's forehead.
The hand touched the forehead, Yun Zhongfei almost died on the spot, a beautiful sister touched you, and you took an aphrodisiac, uh......
"What's the matter, do you have a fever?" Yun Xinuo felt a burst of heat when he touched Yun Zhongfei's forehead.
Fever fart, I'm in heat, Yun Zhongfei roared in his heart.
"Hahahahahahaha "In my ears is the merciless taunt of the system. Heaven and earth are unfair.
"Xiaofan?" Yun Xinuo was stunned when he saw Yun Zhongfei.
"Ah, sister, don't worry, I'm fine. ”
"Are you really okay?" Yun Xinuo said.
"Really, nothing at all. Yun Zhongfei nodded.
"That's okay, by the way, I'm going to go out for a while today, with Liu Yuke. Yun Xinuo saw that Yun Zhongfei was fine, so he sat back.
"Okay, go ahead, come back early. Yun Zhongfei casually pulled two mouthfuls of rice, "I'm done, I'll go back to the room first." Then he got up and walked away.
It's not good to stay here for a long time, if she comes back and finds any clues, then I'll be useless. When he returned to the room, a wave of sleepiness hit, perhaps because he hadn't slept all night, Yun Zhongfei threw himself on the bed and fell asleep......
When he woke up in the afternoon, the effect of the medicine had been absorbed, and Yun Zhongfei walked out of the room to find that there was no one else in the house except him. "Looks like it's gone. Yun Zhongfei poured himself a glass of water.
Wait, Yun Xinuo is gone, and he is the only one in the family, so it means that he is the biggest in the family now, and he can do whatever he wants.
"Roar!" Yun Zhongfei shouted excitedly and jumped directly onto the sofa.
Closing his eyes, the Awakening Force began to gather, the temperature in the room dropped suddenly, and some small snowflakes began to condense in Yun Zhongfei's hands, and then they grew larger and larger.
When he opened his eyes and put his hands together, the snowflakes flew straight out, and he sang softly: "Let it go Let it go Can't hold you back anymore." ”
"Aha, I'm the Ice and Snow Girl, ahhh
"The host is mentally retarded. The system scoffed.
Yun Zhongfei, who was in excitement, his face stiffened, "Who are you scolding? You are mentally retarded, a big mentally retarded." Two-cargo system. ”
"No, no, no, I can't compare to a host when it comes to intellectual retardation. ”
"Don't be a system, don't be modest, you're a well-known mentally retarded system. ”
"No, no, no, I'm not mentally retarded system, I'm the super invincible universe big bang second second cosmic god blocking and killing gods and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddha's all things conquest system. ”
Flying in the Clouds: ......
This sudden water word count caught him off guard.