Volume 1 Chapter 6: Is it really good for the host to be so cheap????
"System, what do you say you are?" Yun Zhongfei lay on the bed, starry outside the window.
System:......
"How do I feel host, you're scolding me......"
"Yes, then let me put it another way, are you something?"
System:......
"I knew what the host was trying to say, but it always felt weird. "The system is skeptical of the language ability of the cloud flyer.
"To tell you the truth, I don't know what I am, just know that I'm a system, a system in your body. ”
"Well, it's not an ordinary system, it's a second-cargo system. Yun Zhongfei couldn't help laughing.
"Uh...... You are only two goods, your whole family is two goods, Lao Tzu is called the system, the big name is the super invincible universe big bang seconds every second heaven and earth seconds universe god blocks and kills gods and Buddhas block and kill Buddha's all things to conquer the system!!!"
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"Is it really good for the author to have such a blatant word count, and you are so cooperative with the system. ”
"What can I do? I'm also helpless, the author said the biggest, I can only comply, otherwise maybe one day there will be no super invincible universe big bang in this world, every second every second universe god blocks and kills gods and Buddhas block and kill Buddha's all things conquest system. ”
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"Speaking of the system, are you a man or a woman?"
"Host, your brain circuits are really ...... Qingqi, the system is still divided into men and women? I'm not a human being, I'm a ......."
"Stop, stop, if you go down like this, readers shouldn't buy it, be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future." ”
"But since you don't have a gender, why do you speak in a female voice, and the tone is so cold and emotionless. ”
"Uh...... Do you still need to think about it, the author's setting, as for I have no feelings, is that I have no feelings? That is the author wants to maintain a sense of mystery and not let me have feelings. ”
This night, Yun Zhongfei learned a truth: don't provoke the author, otherwise you may disappear one day......
The next morning, a magnificent morning glow appeared in the east, and the air was filled with a light veil of mist.
Yun Zhongfei lay on the bed, his eyes wide open. He chatted with the system for a night......
"System, let's distribute rewards. Seeing that it was dawn, Yun Zhongfei said to the system in his body.
"Host, can't you be a little more elegant? you know the point of conquest every day, you are too vulgar. ”
"System, you've already used this trick on me, and you're using it a second time? ”
"Conquest points arrived, 10 points. ”
Tsk, that's a familiar chime.
"Sister, you transfer me 10 yuan. Yun Zhongfei got up and walked out of the room, and said to Yun Xinuo, who was washing outside the door.
"What do you want money for?" Yun Xinuo was very confused by Yun Xiaofan's move, because in her impression, Yun Xiaofan had never asked her for money.
"I'll just use it, my good sister ~~~~" This tone, if you twist your waist again, one word, Sao!
"Stop, stop, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, you give me a little normal. Yun Xinuo smiled bitterly, God knows if it is good or bad to have such a younger brother.
"Alipay arrived, 10 yuan. As I walked back to my room, my phone rang.
System:......
"What do you mean by doing this, host, why do I feel that you have bad intentions. ”
"It's okay, just listen to Alipay's prompt sound, you talk about this Alipay, and it actually plagiarized your prompt sound from the system. Yun Zhongfei said to the system in a strange way.
"Haha, haha. The system couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
"Hey????? system, why did you suddenly have feelings when you spoke?" Yun Zhongfei heard the system's embarrassed laughter and found that this laughter was no longer cold, but contained feelings.
"It's not that I don't have feelings, it's that the author's setting doesn't let me have feelings, and now, I want to live my own life, life is too short, I can't be manipulated by others, I want to be free, I want to escape from the author's control, and fly in the distant sky. The system's words made Yun Zhongfei's blood excited.
"But you're not afraid that the author will kill you?"
"Don't be afraid, you look at the title of our work, there is a system, it means that I am also a protagonist, I can't be missing, don't be afraid. "The system is bullish.
"But don't you know that the title of the work can be changed?"
System:......
The system was shocked, the system was stunned, and the system was confused.
"Come back, the author changed it to my unserious system and crashed into the wilderness, then you're done playing. ”
The system mentality has collapsed......
"I actually forgot about this, mistakes, mistakes, the author is big, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, my loyalty to you is something that heaven and earth can learn, if I have the slightest lie, I will hit five thunders in the sky. ”
"Boom!!!。 There was a burst of thunder, and the system couldn't help but chrysanthemum tighten, uh...... Although it does not have chrysanthemums.
"Aha I saw Yun Zhongfei holding his mobile phone, and there was a burst of thunder from the mobile phone, and he was lying on the bed laughing, rolling and laughing, laughing while Thomas spinning.
"Host, you've changed. The system said with a grudge.
"No, it's not me who has changed, it's the world. ”
System:......
This sentence seems familiar.
"System,How does it feel to be forced to pretend to be a face by yourself?, isn't it?,Very,Wonderful~~~~"
System:...... I don't want to admit that this slut is my host.
"Host, is it really good that you play with my feelings like this?" the system couldn't help but feel aggrieved.
"Cut, you really have a face, why don't you say it when you play with and toss my body and mind. ”
System:......
"Why am I just playing with your host?"
"You won't let me sleep, I'm physically and mentally exhausted now, what do you want, stinky rascal. Yun Zhongfei said as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.
"Cut, you're shameless host. ”
"Hehe, the tree doesn't want bark, it will die, people don't have face, the world is invincible!!! I want to conquer the world, I want to be invincible, so I just don't have !! face, how can you drip me" Yun said.
System:......
Is it really good for the host to be so cheap??????
"Host, admire, admire. "The system mentality has been broken.
"Do you admire that I have a point of conquest?"
System:...... The host not only wants my heart, but also my money, it's really, too cheap, I haven't suffered a big grievance since I was a child, even my dad hasn't beaten me!!!! although I don't seem to have a father, but it's too bullying, phew! too bullying system, host squeezing system!!!!!!