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"I'm the only one who isn't afraid of the Dire Pirates!" Xiao Feifei said, and the tone of his speech made him very unpopular with everyone!
But perhaps something in the distance alarmed him, for he quickly added, "However, I also hope that Zhou Bo will come back and tell us what happened to Cinderella!"
So they talked about Cinderella! The little girl believed that his mother must have been very much like her!
They can only talk about their mother when Zhou Bo is not there, and Zhou Bo is forbidden to talk about this topic because he finds it boring!
"There's only one thing I remember about my mother," Xiao Jiaojiao told the group, "and that's that she always said to my father, 'Ah, I wish I could have my own checkbook!' I don't know what a checkbook is, but I really want to give my mother one!'"
As they were talking, they heard a voice in the distance!
You and I are not wild creatures in the woods, and we will not hear it, but they will hear it, and it is the poignant song of the Dire Pirate:
Ahaha, ahaha, the life of a dreaded pirate,
Banners of Skeletons and Death,
Rejoicing for a while, for a lifetime,
Yes, Blackbeard!
In the blink of an eye, the lost children - where have they gone? They are no longer there! The rabbits are not as fast as they are!
I'll tell you where they've gone, except for little Jiaojiao, who has gone elsewhere to scout the enemy, and they've all gone back to their underground home, which is a wonderful place to stay, and we'll talk about it in detail!
But how did they get in? Because there was not a single entrance to the ground, not even a pile of branches. If there's a bunch of branches, move them away and you'll get a hole!
If you look closely, you will see that there are several large trees there, and the trunks are empty, and there is a hole under each trunk, the size of a child's body!
These are the seven entrances to the house that leads to the underground, and Rommel has been searching for months, but has not found it!
When the pirates approached, he pretended to be 13 eyes fast, and when he saw the little Jiaojiao fleeing through the woods, he immediately showed his pistol, but a golden claw grabbed his shoulder!
"Let go of me, Captain!" he exclaimed, wriggling!
Now, for the first time, we hear Rommel's voice, and it is insidious and vicious!
"Put the pistol back first!" the voice threatened!
"That's a boy you hate, I could have beaten him!"
"Yes, but the sound of gunfire will attract the primordial monkey man of the Vulture Princess!
"Shall I go after him, Captain?" asked the poor smiling ghost, "may I tickle him with my Doto corkscrew?"
Smiling Ghost likes to give nice names to everything, and he calls his short curved sword the Bottle Drill because he likes to spin his sword in his wounds!
You can name many of the cute traits of a smiley! For example, after killing someone, he doesn't wipe his weapon, but he always wipes his glasses!
"My Duoduo is a quiet fellow!" he reminded Rommel!
"Not yet, Smiley!" Rommel said sinisterly, "He's just one, I'm going to kill all seven of them!"
The Dire Pirates scattered through the woods, and after a while, only the captain and the smiling ghost were left!
Rommel sighed heavily. I don't know why he sighed, maybe it was because of the soft night!
It occurred to him that he wanted to tell the fairy tale of his life to his faithful boatswain!
He spoke for a long time, very seriously. But what he was talking about, the stupid smiling ghost, didn't understand it at all!
Suddenly, the smiling ghost heard the name Zhou Bo!
"What I want to catch the most," said Rommel excitedly, "it's their chieftain Zhou Bo! He's the one who cut off my arm!" he waved his golden claw viciously, "I've been waiting a long time to shake his hand with this thing! Oh, I'm going to tear him apart!"
"But," said the smiling ghost, "I've heard you say that it can hold twenty hands with its claws, and it can comb its hair, and it can do other things!"
"Yes," replied the captain, "if I were a mother, I would pray that my child would be born with this thing, and not that thing!"
He glanced triumphantly at his golden claw, then at his hand with contempt!
"Zhou Bo took my arm," he said tremblingly, "and threw it to a giant prehistoric crocodile passing by!"
"I've often noticed," said the smiling ghost, "that you have a strange fear of prehistoric crocodiles!"
"I'm not afraid of the prehistoric crocodile," Rommel corrected, "but just the prehistoric crocodile of Berna!" he said in a low voice, "The prehistoric crocodile loves to eat my arm, smiling ghost! After that, it followed me, followed me through the mountains and across the sea, and wanted to eat the rest of my body, and licked its lips with hunger!"
"You can also say," said the smiley, "it's a compliment!"
"I don't want this kind of compliment," Rommel roared furiously, "I want Zhou Bo, who was the first to give the prehistoric crocodile a taste of me!"
Rommel sat down on a large mushroom, his voice a little shaky!
"The smiling ghost," he said hoarsely, "the prehistoric crocodile should have eaten me, but luckily it happened to swallow a bell, and the bell ticked in its belly. So, before it could get close to me, I heard the ticking sound and ran away!"
He laughed out loud, but it was a dry laugh!
"Someday," said the smiling ghost, "the clock will stop, and then the prehistoric crocodile will catch you!"
Rommel licked his dry lips!' "But isn't it," he said, "that's what I've been worrying about day and night!"
As soon as he sat down, he felt surprisingly hot!"Smiling ghost," he said, "this seat is hot!" and he jumped to his feet! "Holy, damn it, I'm almost baked-"
They inspected the mushroom, it was so big and hard that it had never been seen before in the Land of Dreams!
They tried to pull it out, and they pulled it up all at once, and it turned out that the mushroom had no roots!
What's even more strange is that immediately there is smoke coming out! The two dreaded pirates looked at each other!
"Chimney!" they exclaimed in unison!
They did find the chimney of the underground home! It was a habit of the children to cover the chimney with mushrooms when the enemy came nearby!
Not only the smoke, but also the voices of the children, for they were hiding in this den, and felt safe, so they began to talk merrily!
The Dire Pirate listened wickedly for a moment, then put the mushroom back in its place! They looked around and found holes in seven trees!
"Did you hear them say? Zhou Bo is not at home!" the smiling ghost whispered, his Duoduo open-bottle drill in his hand!
Rommel nodded, and he stood and pondered for a long time, a frozen smile appeared on his swarthy face!
"Show your plans, Captain!" shouted the smiling man eagerly!
"Go back to the ship," Rommel slowly squeezed the words out between his teeth, "make a thick, greasy cake topped with green sugar! There must be only one room down there, for there is only one chimney! These dumb voles have no brains, they don't understand that they don't need an exit per person, so they don't have a mother!"
We put the cake on the shore of the jellyfish elf's coral lagoon, where these kids used to swim and play with the jellyfish elf!
Because they don't have a mother, they don't understand how dangerous it is to eat greasy, moist cakes!" He laughed out loud, this time not dryly, but heartily! "Haha, they're going to die!"
The more the smiling ghost listened, the more he admired!
"I've never heard of a more vicious or beautiful ploy than this!" he cried!
In ecstasy, they danced and sang:
Tie the ropes, here I come,
They trembled with fear,
As long as you shake hands with Rommel's golden claws,
There's no meat left on your bones!
They began to sing the song, but they could never finish it again, because another voice sounded and stopped their song!
At first, the sound was so small that when a leaf fell, it was able to cover it. But the closer you get, the clearer it becomes!
Tick, tick, tick, tick!
Rommel stood still, trembling, with one foot held high!
"Prehistoric crocodile!" he gasped, jumping to his feet and running away, his boatswain on his heels!
It's really that prehistoric giant crocodile, it has overrun the primitive monkey people!
The primitive monkey man is stalking the other dinosaur pirates! The prehistoric giant crocodile is dripping with water and crawling after Rommel!
The children returned to the ground, but the danger of the night was not over, and suddenly the little Jiaojiao ran to them panting, chasing a group of foxes behind them, with their tongues sticking out and howling so loudly!
"Help me, help me!" shouted Xiao Jiaojiao, falling to the ground!
"But what do we do, what do we do?"
At this critical moment, they couldn't help but think of Zhou Bo, which should be said to be the highest praise for Zhou Bo!
"What about the Weekly Expo?" they shouted in unison!
Almost in unison, they added, "Zhou Bo stares at them from between their legs!"
So, "Let's do what Zhou Bo does!"
It was a very effective way to deal with the foxes, and they all bent down and looked back between their legs!
The ensuing time seemed long, but the victory came quickly, and when the children pressed on the foxes in this terrible position, the foxes all fled with their tails down!
The little Jiaojiao got up from the ground, his eyes were staring, and the other children thought he was still looking at the foxes, but he didn't see the foxes!
"I see something even stranger," he cried, and the other children eagerly gathered around, "a big white bird, flying this way!"
"What kind of bird do you think it is?"
"I don't know," said the little Jiaojiao in shock, "but it looks very tired, and while flying, humming, 'poor stupid'!"
"Poor stupid?"
"I remember," said Flying Flyer, "there's a bird whose name is Stupid!"
"Look, it's coming!" shouted the furball, pointing at the stupidity of the sky!
Clumsy was now almost flying overhead, and the children could hear her mournful cries!
But what I heard more clearly was the shrill cry of the cuckoo!
This jealous elf had now put aside all friendly pretenses, and the clumsy onslaught of her victims from all directions screwed hard every time she touched her body!
"Hey, cuckoo!" shouted the amazed children!
Ding Zero's reply sounded cuckoo: "Zhou Bo wants you to shoot Ben Ben!"
Zhou Bo has an order, they are born without doubt!
"Let's do as Zhou Bo tells us!" shouted the Sophie-minded children!
"Quick, get a bow and arrow!"
Except for the little girl, the children all got into the hole in the tree!
The little obedient girl was holding a bow and arrow in her hand, and the cuckoo saw it and rubbed her little hands!
"Quick, quick, little girl!" she exclaimed, "Zhou Bo likes it so much!"
The little obedient is excited to open his bow and arrows!
"Go away, cuckoo!" he shouted. Then, he shot the arrow!
So, clumsy and staggered to the ground, an arrow stuck in her chest!
The legend of Zhou Bo, the ancient well has no waves-
The next morning, the chess match will be held at the "Gluttonous Hotel"!
I arrived early with Mr. Chess Addict and he signed me up for a full day of tournaments!
Basically, it's not a big deal!
It took me about seven minutes to finish the first guy, who was a regional guru and a certain university killer, which made me secretly happy!
I defeated a killer after all!
Next up was a boy about seventeen, and I probably got rid of him in less than half an hour!
He lost his temper, cried and fussed, and his mother had to take him away!
On the first and third days I played chess against various opponents, but I quickly beat them, which was a great relief because I had to sit there and not go to the toilet or anything when I played chess with Bumblebee!
Because, when I am in the body, he will move the chess pieces to cheat!
Anyway, when I got to the finals, I had a break of one day in between!
I went back to the hotel with Mr. Chess Idiot and found a message from Mr. Hua Feihua, who made the movie!
The note read: "Please call my reception room this afternoon and arrange an audition tomorrow morning!"
There is also a phone number left on it!
"Well, Zhou Bo," said Mr. Chess Idiot, "I dare not say anything about this!
"I don't know," I said.
But, frankly speaking, this rice thing sounds quite exciting, making a movie on the screen or something!
Maybe I'll know a big star like Hepburn!
"Oh, I think it should be fine," said Mr. Chess Idiot.
"I think I can make a phone call and make an appointment!"
So he called Mr. Hua Feihua to determine the time and place of our visit!
Then suddenly he covered the microphone and asked me, "Zhou Bo, can you swim?"
I said, "Yes!"
He said to the microphone, "He will!"
When he hung up, I asked them why they wanted to know if I could swim, and Mr. Chess Idiot said he didn't, but he guessed we'd find out when we got there!
The studio we went to was different from the last one, and the guards at the iron gate took us to the audition! )