Mr. Hua Feihua was arguing with a lady who looked like Hepburn, but when he saw me, he immediately smiled!

"Ah, Zhou Bo," he said,

"You're here, great! You go through the iron door to the 'Makeup & Costume Department', and they'll ask you to come out when they're ready!"

So I went through the iron door, and inside were two ladies, one of whom said to me:

"Okay, take off your clothes!"

I was nervous again, but I did it!

When I finished undressing, another lady handed me a funny rubber garment covered in scales and stuff, and webbed hands and feet!

She told me to put it on!

It took the three of us almost an hour together to barely put it on for me!

Then they pointed me in the direction of the "make-up department", and when I got there, they told me to sit on a chair, and a lady and a gentleman put a huge rubber mask over my head, joined it to the costume, and painted the seams all over!

When it was done, they told me to go back to the set!

I could barely walk with my webbed feet, and my webbed hands made it difficult for me to open the iron door, but I managed to do it!

I found myself outdoors with a big lake and tropical plants like apple trees!

When Mr. Hua Feihua saw me, he jumped back and said:

"Great, lad! you're a great candidate for this role!"

"What character?" I asked!

He said, "Oh, didn't I tell you? I'm remaking 'Monsters from the Devil's Pool'!"

Even a brain-dead like me can guess what kind of role he wants me to play!

Mr. Hua Feihua motioned for the lady he had just argued with to come over!"Zhou Bo," he said, "Introduce you to Hepburn!"

Well, you could knock me unconscious with a feather back then!

She's dressed up and dressed up in a low-cut gown or something!

"Fortunately!" I said through my mask, but Hepburn turned to Mr. Hua Feihua, angry like a wasp!

"What did he say?

"No, baby, no," said Mr. Hua Feihua, "he just said nice to meet you!"

You can't hear clearly, because he's wearing a mask!"

In short, Mr. Hua Feihua said that the plot is like this:

Hepburn would struggle in the water and pass out, and then I would emerge from underneath her and carry her out of the water!

However, when she awoke, and when she raised her eyes and saw me, she immediately screamed in fright:

"Let me go! Help! Rape!"

Wait,!

However, Mr. Hua Feihua said, I don't want to let her go, because there are bad people chasing us at that time: I am going to carry her into the jungle!

Well, let's try to shoot this scene!

After the first shoot, I thought it was pretty good, and it was really exciting to actually hold Hepburn in her arms, even if she kept shouting, "Put me down, help, sheriff!"

But Mr. Hua Feihua said that it was not good enough, and asked us to do it again!

This is not good enough, and it turned out that this scene was filmed about 20 times!

During the break, Hepburn was always picky, complaining, and cursing Mr. Hua Feihua, but he kept saying something:

"Great, baby, great!"

However, I had a big problem myself! I'd been wearing this monster costume for almost five hours, and I was so swollen that I didn't have a zipper or anything on it that would allow people to open their stool!

But I don't want to talk about it, because it's a real movie, and I don't want to anger anyone!

But I had to figure it out, so I decided that the next time I went into the water, I would pee inside my clothes, and the urine would flow into the lake from my trouser leg or something!

Uh, Mr. Hua Feihua shouted after a while: "Shoot!"

I'll just pee in the water!

Hepburn struggled with a wave and then passed out, and I dived in the water to grab her and carry her ashore!

When she woke up, she started beating me, shouting:

"Help! Kill! Drop me!"

Wait, but then she suddenly stopped shouting and said:

"What's that smell?"

Mr. Hua Feihua shouted: "Card!"

Then he got up and said, "What did you just say, baby?

Hepburn said, "it: there's something here that stinks!"

Then she suddenly looked at me and said, "Hey, you -- whoever you are -- are you peeing?"

I'm so embarrassed and overwhelmed!

I stood there and hugged her, and then I shook my head and said, "Uh, no!"

That was the first lie of my life!

"Well, somebody's going to pee," she said, "because I know it's pee when I smell it!"

So it must be you!

How dare you pee on me, you big idiot!"

Then she started hitting me with her fists, shouting, "Get me down, get out!"

Wait, but I thought the scene was filming again, so I picked her up and walked to the jungle!

Mr. Hua Feihua shouted, "Shoot!" The camera began to rotate again, and Hepburn hit and grabbed and shouted, never so intense!

"That's right, baby—great!

Go on!"

I saw Mr. Chess Idiot also sitting on a chair on the sidelines, and the good oak was shaking his head, don't look away!

Well, after a short walk into the jungle, I stopped to look back to see if it was the place where Mr. Hua Feihua should have shouted "Ka!"

But he jumped up and down like a madman, gesturing and continuing to shoot, and shouting:

"Great, baby! exactly what I wanted! Carry her into the jungle!"

Hepburn was still grabbing me and beating me, screaming, "Get out of here, you disgusting brute!"

Suddenly, she screamed, "Oh my God!

I hadn't been paying attention until then, but when I looked down, damn it, her clothes had just been caught in something and ripped off!

Hepburn naked in my arms!

I stopped and said, "Oh!"

Turned around and carried her back, but she screamed:

"No, no! You brain-dead! I can't go back like this!"

I asked her what she wanted me to do, and she said she had to find a place to hide and wait until she figured it out!

So I kept walking deeper into the jungle, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, something big appeared through the treetops and hung on the vines and swung towards us!

The thing swung past us, and I could tell it was an orangutan, and then it swung back and landed in front of us!

I almost passed out! He's an orangutan!

Hepburn began to cry out again, and the orangutan hugged my legs and hugged me tightly!

I don't know how he recognized me in this monster suit, I guess he smelled me or something!, Anyway, Hepburn finally said, "You know this damn panda?"

"He's not a panda," I said, "he's a pure orangutan, and his name is an orangutan!"

She looked at me a little funny!

Hepburn kept trying to cover his body with his hands, but the orangutan knew what to do!

He pulled two large leaves from the apple tree and handed them to her, and she covered herself up partially!

I later found out that we had overtaken our jungle location and had run to another set where the "Tarzan" movie was being filmed, and the orangutan was going to be extras!

Shortly after I was rescued in the New World, a white hunter appeared, captured the orangutan, and sold him to an animal trainer!

They've been using him to make movies ever since!

In short, there is no time to chat at the moment, because Hepburn is picking and scolding again, saying:

"You'll have to take me to find some clothes to wear!"

Well, I don't know where to find clothes in the jungle, even on set, so we kept walking, hoping to meet something!

Sure enough, I met it!

Suddenly we came to a fence, and I guess there should be somewhere inside the fence where she could get her clothes!

The orangutan found a loose plank in the middle of the fence, and he removed it for us to get through, but as soon as I stepped to the other side, my feet were empty, and Hepburn and I rolled down the hill!

We rolled all the way to the bottom of the mountain, and when I looked back, we were on the side of a big road!

"Oh my God!" Hepburn cried, "we're on the highway!"

I looked up and saw the orangutan bouncing down the hill!

The three of us were just standing on the side of the road, and Hepburn was trying to cover himself as he moved the apple up and down!

"What do we do now?" I asked!

The car whizzed by, and we must have looked very strange, but no one paid the slightest attention!

"You've got to get me somewhere!" she yelled, "I've got to find clothes to put on!"

"Where?" I said!

"Whatever!" she screamed, and we hit the road!

After walking for a while, I saw a mountain with big white characters "Malewood" in the distance!

Hepburn said, "We have to go down this ghost road, to the avenue, I can buy some clothes!"

She's been busy covering her body - every time a car comes from the opposite side, she covers the apple leaves in front of her, and when a car comes from behind, she moves the leaves to the back to cover her buttocks!

If there were cars coming from front to back, it would be a wonderful scene - it was like dancing a fan!

So we got off the road and over a big field!

"Does that damn monkey have to follow us?" said Hepburn! "We look ridiculous enough!"

I didn't say a word, but when I looked back, there was a pained look on the orangutan's face!

He had never seen Hepburn either, and I think he was sad!

In short, we kept walking, but still no one paid attention to us!

Finally we came to a very busy street!

Hepburn said, "Oh my God—this is Sunset Boulevard! How do I explain that I'm crossing the street in broad daylight with my bare ass!"

I can understand that!

I'm glad I wore this monster costume so that no one would recognize me - even if I was walking with Hepburn!

We walked to the traffic light, the signal turned green, the three of us crossed the street, Hepburn danced her fan dance and smiled at the people in the car, as if she was on stage!

"I'm ashamed," she hissed at me!

"I've been blasphemed! When this is over, I'll want you to look good, you goddamn brain-dead!"

Some of the people sitting in the car waiting for the traffic light honked their horns and waved because they recognized Hepburn, and after crossing the street, several cars turned and followed us!

By the time we reached the avenue, we had attracted a considerable number of people, and people came out of the houses and shops to follow us, and Hepburn's face was as red as pig's liver!

"You don't want to work in this city anymore!" she said to me, smiling at the crowd, but her teeth clenched!

We walked for a while, and she said, "Ah, it's finally here, the avenue!"

I looked around the corner, and sure enough, there was a women's clothing store!

She said, "Here we are—there's the best here!"

So we walked in!

There was a male clerk by the iron door of the shop, wearing a white suit with a short beard, and a handkerchief sticking out of his pocket, and when we entered the iron door, he looked at us very cautiously!

"May I serve, ma'am?" he asked.

"I'm going to buy a dress!" Hepburn said!

"What style do you want to buy?" said the guy!

"Whatever, you idiot—can't you see what's going on!"

Well, the male clerk pointed to the two dresses and said that there might be a size for her, so Hepburn decided to go over and look at it!

"Is there anything I can do for the two gentlemen?" the guy said to me and the orangutans!

"We're just with her!" I looked back and saw the crowd gathered outside the store, their noses pressed against the glass windows!

Hepburn took eight or nine dresses and wore them for the interview!

After a while she came out and said:

"What do you think of this?"

It was a brown-like dress with a whole bunch of belts and suspenders, and a low neckline!

"Oh, hard to say, my dear," said the clerk.

"Somehow - it doesn't work for you!"

So she went back and put on another one, and the clerk said, "Well, that's great! you look so beautiful!"

"I bought it!" Hepburn said!

The clerk said, "Okay—how are you going to pay the bill?"

"What do you mean?" she asked!

"Uh, cash, checks, or credit cards?" he said!

"Hey-stupid-can't you see that I don't have those things on me?

Where do you think I put it?"

"Ma'am, please—let's not be rude!" said the clerk!

"I'm Hepburn!" she told the guy, "I'll send someone to pay the bill later!"

"I'm sorry, miss," he said, "but we don't do business!"

"But I'm Hepburn!" she yelled, "you don't recognize me?"

"Hear me clearly, miss," said the fellow, "and half of the customers who came to the store said they were Hepburn or Monroe or something! Do you have ID?"

"ID!" she yelled, "where do you think I'm going to hide it?"

"No papers, no credit cards, no money - no clothes!" said the clerk!

"I'll prove who I am," Hepburn said as she suddenly ripped off her own upper dress!

"Who else has a **** like me in this kind of place!" she shouted!

The crowd outside the store banged on the glass and shouted and cheered!

However, the clerk pressed a small button, and then a large security guard came up and said:

"Alright, you idiots have been arrested!

Come with me and you won't be in trouble!"

And just like that, I went to the cell again!

After the security guard arrested us, two cars of sheriffs sped up, and one of them walked up to the clerk and said, "Well, what's the matter?"

"This one says she's Hepburn!" said the clerk!

"Coming into the store with a bunch of apple leaves and buying clothes without paying! I don't know what the other two do - but I think they're suspicious!"

"I'm Hepburn!" she shouted!

"Of course, miss," said the sheriff, "I'm still Washington, why don't you follow these two kind gentlemen into the car?" he pointed to the other two sheriffs!

"Alright," said the lead sheriff, looking at me and the orangutan, "what's the matter with you?"

"We're filming!" I said!

"That's why you're wearing this monster costume?" he asked!

"Hmm!" I said!

"And what about him?" he said, gesturing to the orangutan, "I think it's a pretty real costume!" (to be continued.) )