Huaxia, Lingcheng.

Lingcheng University, Chinese Department.

Time: 12:00.

During this time period, there is basically no one in the classroom, college students fall in love, surf the Internet, eat, eat melons, smoke, open browsers, enjoy convulsions and drink... Do everything but study.

In the last row of the classroom, by the window, a young man was sleeping on his desk, and at that moment there was a teasing voice.

"I, Lu Ming, you know how to sleep this night, are you the reincarnation of the god of sleep?"

Hearing this, Lu Ming, who was sleeping on his stomach, raised his head and looked at him with a pair of eyes.

Talking about a big fat man with dyed blonde hair, according to him, this is to prepare for becoming a Super Yasai.

When he laughed, the flesh on his face rippled like a lake, and he grinned, revealing a whole row of white and shiny teeth, and he confidently thought that he could be used for lighting at night.

As he spoke, a pair of oversized nostrils were puffing, and the books on the table were blown to the page.

Especially those eyes, with a "slanted air", everyone is squinted, which seems to be indispensable. Actually, this is a disease, when he was beaten, he once said that the grass on the man's grave was taller than Lu Ming.

The overall appearance is good, barely cute.

This fat man is Lu Ming's brother, named [Wang Ri] 曰 (yue), abbreviation: Wang.

"Don't compare me to that kind of ant," Lu Ming said lightly.

Wang Zhi didn't have anything, he was already used to Lu Ming's crazy words, so he walked to the last row and sat next to Lu Ming.

"Hey, your clothes are unique, where did you buy them?" Wang teased at Lu Ming's clothes.

"I didn't buy it, I made it myself. Lu Ming explained.

"I see..." Wang nodded seriously, "Then why don't you make one for me?"

Lu Ming glanced at him with disgust and said, "You are too fat, good clothes are a waste on you, and it is the same if you wrap them in curtains."

“(;′?? Д?? `)(??? ^???)??? ╰_╯╬", the fat man glared at him fiercely, pointed to the pattern of his clothes and said: "The combination of the back of the young man and the tiger eating grass looks so funny."

"Funny?" Lu Ming muttered, and then said lightly: "I don't blame you for not understanding the meaning of this."

The king glanced at him, "Isn't it just used to reflect society, what can't be understood?"

Lu Ming heard that it was nothing, and turned his head to look out the window.

In an instant, a cool breeze from the window blew into the classroom.

Lu Ming and Wang were refreshed by the oncoming wind.

"Huh?".

Wang glanced out the window in surprise, how could there be a cool breeze blowing in such a hot place?

Lu Ming's eyes were slightly closed, and he seemed to be about to fall asleep again.

After the cool breeze, Wang suddenly remembered something, looked at Lu Ming, and said with a smile: "Ming Zai, are you interested in finding a girlfriend?"

"The problem of mental retardation. Lu Ming said lightly.

"Harm", Wang didn't think so, but patted Lu Ming on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Ming Zai, brother, I know you're lazy, but this girlfriend is going to be found sooner or later, right?

Lu Ming turned his head: "Do you fancy the last one?"

Wang nodded: "Hmm".

Lu Ming touched his nose: "It's suitable for me, don't you think there's something wrong with what you say?"

"I think so, but that's the way it is," Wang laughed at himself.

"What do you mean?" Lu Ming asked, looking at his lost appearance.

"Didn't you go online dating some time ago? After a month of chatting, the other party wanted to see my photos, so..." The king is gone.

"Didn't I give it to you, tell you to do online dating and don't send you pictures, it's easy to scare people to death", Lu Ming said lightly.

"Hey..." Wang sighed and lay on the table, and said weakly: "After I sent my pictures to the past, my online girlfriend told me not to use the network pictures to scare people, at that time, my head was instantly Weng, and then I was smart, so I sent your pictures, and she sent a few shy expressions to meet me, hey."

Lu Ming: ".........".

Lu Ming finally understood now, why did you fall in love with it, and finally suited me, Zhen Nyima is a genius.

Wang is helpless, he has worked hard for a month of online dating, sending her good morning every morning, ordering takeout for her, and playing games with her with a voice changer······ Spend money, spend time...

It's okay now, love has become a don't spare.

.

This bloody plot is too damn.

Why did this happen to my king, is it that the lord didn't see how miserable I was.

"Own pot, wash yourself. Lu Ming said lightly.

"No," the king sat up, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "brother, you don't want me to take the initiative to send love to you, what do you mean? Do you dislike me? Or do you dislike my taste?"

"They all dislike it", Lu Ming said bluntly.

Wang: "......".

Is there a brother like you?

Wang Shen was speechless·····

Grunt, grunt.

The king looked down at his miserable belly, suddenly thought of something, and laughed so hard that his fat flesh trembled: "Go, eat, you have a treat."

"No money. Lu Ming's two words made his smile stiffen.

"Hehe, you helped a girl yesterday, and this morning people came to thank you, but I saw it, she gave you a card!" Wang slanted at Lu Ming and touched him casually.

"If you find it, count me as losing. Lu Ming didn't mind.

"Have you ever won against Fat Brother?" Wang Jin's hair flicked, his nostrils squirted, quite domineering, ".... How is there nothing?

Then, he was stunned, and sure enough, he didn't touch anything.

"I gave it back to her. Lu Ming spread his hands.

"Impossible, the fat brother watched the whole time. The king looked determined.

"You don't have a good eye. Lu Ming said helplessly.

"Forget it, then I'll treat you, see how angry you are," Wang sighed.

"What to eat?" Lu Ming said unceremoniously.

"Under ten dollars, whatever you want!" Wang Hao is full of energy, waving his big hand, quite a big brother's style.

Lu Ming: "........".

So, Lu Ming asked for an eight-yuan fried rice, slept in the classroom, and waited for Wang to pack it and bring it back.

The king was very fast, and he came back in ten minutes.

As soon as Wang arrived at the door of the classroom, he shouted, "Don't sleep."

Lu Ming propped himself up, looked at the two meals and two bottles of mineral water in Wang's hand, and smiled.

"It's different to ask for people, and the mineral water is bought for two dollars and five thousand bottles."

Wang rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Obviously, you took advantage of it, and you lost a lot."

Lu Ming listened to the king's words, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart running at high speed.

As for your tank-type online dating girlfriend who is 158cm tall and weighs 160 pounds, only you, a person with 100 million degrees of myopia, can see it.