"At least 60,000 people are kissing, 200,000 are hugging, and you're reading me!"

"And I—I'm writing!"

From now on, I'm going to set off for my love, so: this book is a eunuch."

.....

"The Whole Book"

......

......

"Da da da".

When ten fingers like Yan Fei knocked down the three words "the whole book is finished", Lu Ming in front of the computer desk finally breathed a sigh of relief.

If you want to practice divine skills, you must first swing a sword from the palace.

For an old man who has changed three or four vests to fight on the street, choosing a neat eunuch is really the best way for people to break free from the despair of not being able to see a recommendation ticket or a reward subscription.

Stretching his waist, Lu Ming looked at the box of instant noodles on the table that had not yet had time to be cleaned, perhaps it was a professional reaction, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he actually conceived the next one as if he had a ghost.

No, you can't do evil, what if someone sends a blade?

Lu Ming looked out the window, and an idea flashed through his mind.

"Why don't you write a eunuch testimonial?"

Chenbu Mucao!

Lu Ming hurriedly shook his head, what do you think about the labor and management, you really want to be sent a blade?

[Ding, the system is bound.]

At this moment, the cold electronic synthesis sound kept sounding in Lu Ming's mind.

[The system is binding the only host: Lu Ming]

[Binding progress 1 2478% 1]

Lu Ming jumped up from the seat with a carp.

He pinched his thigh hard...

It hurts, it's real, it's not a dream!

"Ahh

As an old bookworm who has read thousands of books on the Internet and an old eunuch who has been streaming the system, he naturally knows what the system means!

"Hahahaha~~!Ordinary life, I've long been tired of it!Now I'm the same as the pig's feet in it, with the system, the past is like a bowl of porridge overnight, and there is nothing worth nostalgia anymore!".

Lu Ming's whole body was surging with plasma, and his five bodies were sifting through chaff, and he was ecstatic.

【Bind Completed】

"Dear host, I am an intelligent life from a high latitude, which is your system."

"Ah~Great, great, my lord opened his eyes~~ Quick, what kind of system are you? loser sub system or Wanjie Mall system?slave owner system?ghost search instrument system?shared boyfriend system?".

All kinds of systems, Lu Ming is like a treasure.

[Ding, hello host, I'm Android]

？？？

What the hell? Android?

"No, what kind of system is the Android system? I haven't heard of Nima's name, could it be that the current high-latitude planets don't know what to call for the system?" Lu Ming smacked his lips, very embarrassed, the name of this system is unsatisfactory.

"No, I'll have to change his name."

Thinking of this, Lu Ming slightly hooked up and revealed the evil smile that only belonged to the domineering president.

[Ding, please don't get too excited, rest early??? (??????? =???????????)??? (Standard Smile)】

[Ding, I'll give the host a good introduction to this system tomorrow morning]

Lu Ming ignored the system, he wanted to change the name of this system, and if he wanted to change the name, he had to invade this system.

【Ding Dong】

[Warning!Warning!Unknown intrusion discovered!Level 9 protection enabled!]

Lu Ming's invasion was not disguised, so the system reacted immediately.

[Level 1 protection has been breached!]

[Level 2 protection has been breached!]

【.........】

[Level 9 protection has been breached!]

[Warning! Unknown Invasion Successful]

Lu Ming listened to the slightly noisy prompt in his head, and remained unmoved until he .....

[Ding, warning! Warning! The system is hit by an unknown force, and the system data begins to crash!

【Bang】

"Hey" Lu Ming sighed deeply and walked over to lie on the bed.

Lu Ming's mood at this time is really indescribable.

I wanted to change my name.....

As a result, Lu Ming found that this system was really too rubbish, and there was nothing.....

There is no turntable!

There is no mall!

There are no personal attributes!

What's the use of changing the name of such a spicy chicken system, so Lu Ming dismantled him!

Ay!

Looking at the flower board, Lu Ming sighed deeply, and his thoughts flew in his heart.

A year ago, 35-year-old Lu Ming crossed over to a 20-year-old young man in Canglanxing because of an accident.

And it also has supreme power!

Who has such a crossing benefit!!

However, masters are always lonely!

In order to keep his life from being boring, Lu Ming pretended to be all kinds of dicks, in order to get the system on his body.

However, every time he was on the system, he always had itchy hands and couldn't help but dismantle the system.

With the addition of the Android system, this is already the 8th system of Lu Ming's dismantling....

After dismantling so many systems, there are still benefits, that is, Lu Ming's acting skills are becoming more and more exquisite, just take it just now, can you guess that Lu Ming is acting?

"No, the next system can't be dismantled. ”

"Demolition, demolition...

"If I open it again, I'll eat two packs of instant noodles."

"And without ham sausages".

Lu Ming sat up with a firm face, this time he swore a poisonous oath, he couldn't itch his hands!

Two packs of instant noodles are disgusting to think about.

...........

.............

..............

The night breeze in May is very cool.

Lu Ming walked along a quiet road, expressionless, not knowing what he was thinking.

At the end of the trail, there is a beautiful villa, the interior is still lit, and there is a security guard at the door with a glue stick on duty.

Lu Ming walked over, and the security guard walked over with a respectful face, and said with a smile: "Welcome master, go home."

Lu Ming glanced at him and said lightly: "Give you three seconds."

The security guard was shocked, and then cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he hurriedly said, "Mr. Lu."

Lu Ming left.

Looking at Lu Ming's disappearing figure, he wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but think, "Master, ahh

Thinking of this, the security guard couldn't help but feel a chill on his back, and then disappeared into the dark night

Entering the villa, Lu Ming was about to take a bath, but was stopped by a voice.

"Husband, let's take a bath together."

A strange voice sounded, as if it was teasing, but it was very immature.

Lu Ming turned around and saw a Lori with a height of 129.9cm, who was her wife Lu Ling. [Life-saving face] [Don't worry about height or anything] [130cm]

At this time, Lu Ling was wrapped in a white bath towel all over his body, lowered his head, and grabbed the bath towel tightly.

Lu Ming smiled slightly, and said gently: "Okay, I'll take a shower in a while, I'll sleep with you after washing, you go back to sleep first."

Hearing this, Lori raised her head and pouted, her nose was angry, and then she said, "Husband, this time it's true."

With that, she ran into the bathroom and tumbled into the bathtub.

Lu Ming looked at Lu Ling in the bathtub, his eyes rolled around, and then he walked in and closed the door.

......

The next day, early in the morning.

The soft sunlight shone on Lu Ming's face, and he slowly opened his eyes, and a light as bright as stars was fleeting.

Downstairs.

Lori Lu Ling stood on the sofa with a smile on her face, looked at Lu Ming, and said sweetly: "Husband, I want to eat dragon meat."

Lu Ming smiled faintly and said, "That thing should be eaten less."

"Yay, it's open!".

Lori jumped up excitedly when she heard this, and a flutter pounced on Lu Ming's arms, and Lu Ming hugged her.

I saw her open her mouth, revealing two sharp teeth, and biting on Lu Ming's shoulder.

Half ringing.

"Hiccup".

Lori hiccuped and touched her stomach, very satisfied.

"I sucked this time, I don't know how long it will take to suck, why is this baby's belly, if it's a little bigger, I can suck a little more", Lori looked at the bulging belly and complained.

"No, it's all your husband, you're so angry, you only suck me once a week", Lori pouted and punched Lu Ming's chest with her fist.

"Wife, don't be naughty", Lu Ming smiled.

"Hmph,I'm not naughty.,This baby is very angry now.,Last night this baby exercised too much.,I'm going to protest.,You have to suck me at least 3 times today", Lori clasped her hands on her chest and said dissatisfied.

"Okay, let's satisfy you".

"Thank you, husband".