Chapter 257: Too Bastard!
Monk Huishen was stunned!
I have been a monk all my life, and I have seen people all my life.
However, it was the first time he had seen such a shameless person as Yang Xiaolei!
Whether it is a disciple of the Buddha Sect or walking the rivers and lakes outside, which one is not respectful to him.
Even some bad-tempered donors don't dare to be presumptuous when they see him!
However, this is the only disciple.
This closed disciple!
This most optimistic apprentice, how dare he?
Dare to be so presumptuous!
But he can't fight yet!
The last time the Buddha appeared, it has been said that Yang Xiaolei is his spokesperson.
The spokesperson of the Buddha is equivalent to the Buddha!
How does this work?
Do you want to fight your own lifelong faith?
Monk Huishen is called a grievance!
Your mother, why did you accept such an apprentice?
Is this an apprentice?
This is to find a super uncle for myself!
Monk Huishen trembled, the Buddha in his heart was repeated, and his big hand was frozen in the air.
I saw him, and his chest fell together.
If it weren't for the profundity of Buddhism, I would probably be angry to death!
Seeing this, Yang Xiaolei secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
The name of this Buddha is so good?
I'll go, and after that, when I see the disciples of the Buddha Sect, who else will dare to provoke me?
Who else!
Lao Tzu is the spokesperson of the Buddha, a generation of Buddhas, you are not convinced, come and try me?
Yang Xiaolei was secretly happy in his heart, he would go out in the future, this is a golden body!
It's like King Kong is not bad, as long as you are a Buddha, you don't dare to touch him.
And, he can touch you at any time.
Someone touches him, no matter how much you don't like it, you have to protect him.
Why?
Because, he is the spokesperson of the Buddha, which is equivalent to the Buddha!
This body is old and powerful.
Yang Xiaolei fantasized and smiled thief.
"Poof..."
Suddenly, Monk Huishen, a mouthful of blood spurted out.
I'm so angry!
At this time, Yang Xiaolei was startled.
hurriedly ran over and helped Monk Huishen.
"Master, are you okay? Master, don't scare me? Master, I'm just joking with you. ”
"Master, I was wrong, I'm sorry! I should be damned! I should be beaten! I..."
"Shut up! I'm not angry, I'm all being so long-winded by you! Amitabha!" Monk Huishen couldn't help but roar.
"Yes, Master, don't be angry! What about the apprentice playing with you? Master, your anti-irritation ability is too bad!"
"Really, you have to exercise more!" Yang Xiaolei said meaningfully.
Monk Huishen glared, didn't he tell you to shut up?
Why do you still talk so much?
Are you really trying to me off?
Amitabha, the monks are calm and calm, and they don't know like this bastard!
Don't be angry!
It's all about him, it's all fart!
Monk Huishen was stunned again!
My own brain, what are you thinking?
"Hey, Amitabha!" Monk Huishen shook his head, looked desperate, and turned to leave.
"Master, I really didn't mean to, don't be angry! Okay, okay, I promise you, take care of the little sister of Jingxin, okay?"
"If you're still not satisfied, I'll take her in, okay?"
"Hey, Master, what do you want me to do so that you don't get angry?" Yang Xiaolei was worried in his heart, and hurriedly chased after him.
Monk Huishen frowned, looked at Yang Xiaolei, and was speechless.
After a long while, he said, "Amitabha, take good care of meditation! This is his first birth!"
After speaking, Monk Huishen shook his head, his steps quickened, and he disappeared like lightning.
Really, I'm afraid that if I stay for a long time, I will have to live for several years less.
Yang Xiaolei looked at the back of Monk Huishen, the smile on his face, and still couldn't say well, whether he was happy or unhappy.
"I can't stay in this place, otherwise, trouble is still to come. ”
Yang Xiaolei touched his face and couldn't help but say: "Although I am very handsome, I can't do it with so many girls." ”
"Do you want to sleep here?"
Yang Xiaolei muttered to himself, saying as he walked back.
The people in the room are not mortals, and Yang Xiaolei's words are clear to hear.
"Phew..."Xiao Xiao was the first to stand it.
Wu Yitian laughed, walked up, patted Yang Xiaolei on the shoulder, and said, "Apprentice, don't think so highly of yourself. ”
"Hehe, maybe!" Wu Yitian said, laughing and leaving.
"Damn, you are disrespectful to the old, who do you look down on?" Yang Xiaolei raised his middle finger at Wu Yitian's back.
This thing, really...
This guts, this character, well, no one!
Yang Xiaolei looked at Jingxin and narrowed his eyes.
"Haha, meditative little nephew, welcome to join the special operations team, in the future, this will be your home, Amitabha! ”
"Don't worry, if you don't understand, you can ask me, if you can't, I'll teach you!"
"Actually, your little uncle and I go to Zen every night and study Buddhism!"
"If you don't mind, we can study the Dharma together..."
"Little nephew, what kind of expression do you have, you don't have to be afraid, you have to know that your little uncle and I have a very good generation, and my actual age may be younger than you!"
"Moreover, I am the most principled person in the bureau, known as honest and never lies, Xiao Langjun!"
"Your little uncle and I also have a nickname, called Yushu Linfeng, suave, loved by everyone, cars and cars, flowers and flowers, and Yang Xiaolei who presses begonias with a pear blossom. ”
"Of course, with such a long name, you don't have to shout, you just call me Brother Lei, just fine, your voice must sound good. ”
"By the way, what about the people here? Everyone has their own characteristics, you don't listen to what they say, you just need to listen to what I say, you put a hundred hearts, my master is a Huishen monk!"
"You know, my master's reputation is highly respected in the rivers and lakes, and he is full of words!"
"So, I'm definitely going to have no problem. ”
"Moreover, you also know that my master's Dharma is profound, and what about me? I am the son of the Buddha of this generation, who has the heart of the Buddha, and is the spokesperson of the Buddha in the world!"
"As long as you follow me, I guarantee that you will eat fragrant and spicy food, have wine and vegetables, big fish and meat, shark fin bird's nest, mountain and sea delicacies..."
"Well, it seems that you can't eat it, don't worry! Your little uncle will definitely not treat you badly. ”
"Otherwise, you come to my room tonight, Uncle Xiaoshi, I'll have a good exchange with you..."
"Talking about life, talking about ideals, no, it's about enlightening the Dharma together! Yes, it's about enlightening the Dharma together!"
Yang Xiaolei couldn't help but say, hugging Jingxin's shoulders, chattering, it's a big list...
Everyone in the room was stunned!
The mouth of the little monk who meditated couldn't close.
That handsome face is full of incredulity.
Yang Xiaolei was triumphant, and the thief said with a smile: "Little nephew, you don't have to be shocked by my character and handsomeness, if you don't speak, I'll take you as a promise!"
The little monk was stunned for a long time, with a bitter face, and said cautiously in a very small voice: "Uncle Xiao, I am a man..."
"I... Holy!"
Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei looked sluggish!
Dumbfounded!