When Monk Huishen looked at Wu Yitian, Wu Yitian was also looking at him.

Eyes facing each other, invisible electric sparks, spreading in the air.

Eventually, Monk Huishen narrowed his eyes and looked away.

At this time, Yang Xiaolei also opened his eyes.

The murderous aura on Wu Yitian's body, he could naturally feel it.

At this moment, his heart was a little light.

You said that you five old men, all so old, and decades of old friends, why are you still so naïve?

This heart's eye, one after another, is it interesting?

Yang Xiaolei still doesn't understand that for them, inheritance is a big deal.

even said that for the sake of their inheritance, even if they are old friends, they have no face.

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei remembered a story.

Legend has it that people are descendants of dragons, and their bloodlines flow with the blood of dragons and have the character attributes of dragons.

What a short temper, likes shiny things, likes beautiful men and girls, eats lazy, likes to sleep lazy, what is arrogant and conceited.

You see, are these shortcomings exactly the same as the attributes of dragons?

It's just that some people are a little heavier, and some people are lighter.

Of course, humans of dragon blood also have many advantages.

What is hard-working, what is tenacious, what is intelligent, and so on, there are too many advantages.

And fighting is also one of the unique attributes of the dragon bloodline.

Humans also like to fight.

Just like the dragon clan, fighting with the enemy, fighting with heaven and earth, they really have no one to fight, they can fight with themselves.

That is, to compete with yourself.

How stupid you say they are!

How boring, playing by yourself, it's really idle!

But many people don't think so, and they think it's old.

Yang Xiaolei has seen several, once, when he was in the park, he saw an old man playing chess with himself.

That's called a relish!

Yang Xiaolei watched it, and it was indescribably awkward.

Then, the cargo went up...

"Uncle, you play chess with yourself, how tired, I'll help you go, you see, the horse walks the day, the field walks together, and the pawn crosses the river and slips through the smoke..."

One pass...

A minute later, the old man was angry, his face was flushed, and he fell to the ground.

The old man was in good health, got up, and chased Yang Xiaolei for a few streets.

In the end, Yang Xiaolei outperformed.

Therefore, he always feels that he has the ability to go out and fight, and fight at home, what kind of ability is it.

As for messing around with yourself, uh... You're such a fool13!

"Guowei, go, give me two masters, find a few ants. Yang Xiaolei spoke.

"Yes. Wu Guowei subconsciously agreed, turned around and was about to go out.

However, he suddenly reacted.

Something is wrong!

For his two masters, find a few ants?

What do you want ants to do with his masters?

I'm going, this is to trap my own master?

Wu Guowei hesitated, turned around, he wanted to confirm, and asked, "Brother Lei, do you really want to get a few ants?"

"If you are told to go, you will go, I will be useful, oh, by the way, I am making some mud here, and your..."

"Forget it, you probably aren't a young man, this beautiful little monk, you must have pee, go pee. ”

Well?

Boy pee?

What is this for?

The handsome little monk was also stunned, the boy pees this thing, there are so many people, is it really good for you to be like this, donor?

When Wu Guowei heard this, he knew in his heart that Yang Xiaolei was going to teach people a lesson.

After thinking about it, he secretly gave Wu Yitian a look, turned around and went out.

Wu Guowei means that, grandpa, you should hurry up.

However, the corners of his eyes were crowded, and Wu Yitian didn't understand.

This little guy, what are you squeezing?

As far as Yang Xiaolei is concerned, what can he do?

He looked puzzled, claiming that he was Yang Xiaolei's master, and asked, "Xiaolei, what are you doing with ants for your master?"

"Seeing that you are so boring, you have nothing to do and two people blow their noses and stare at each other, how much it hurts the feelings of the masters. ”

"So, filial piety, I'll get a few ants and let you watch the ants climb the wall and play. ”

"If the ants have seen enough of climbing the wall, play with some boy urine, mud, pee and mud. Yang Xiaolei said angrily.

"You..."

Wu Yitian was stunned for a moment, pointing at Yang Xiaolei, not knowing what to say.

Monk Huishen and the others, too, looked incredible.

This is also what an apprentice can say?

Let your master, it's okay to watch ants climb the wall, boy urine and thin mud, how did you think of this?

However, they also said that this is the apprentice's filial piety, so that the two of you will not quarrel.

Your heart is good, that's the way, isn't it too hateful.

The picture?

Imagine an old man with gray hair, where he watches ants climb walls.

A bald monk with white eyebrows longer than his beard, playing with mud with his hands, and a bucket of boy urine next to him.

That picture, it's literal!

So beautiful!

How beautiful, you ask?

That's absolutely, I don't dare to look at the beauty!

"That's... Uncle Xiao, can I not pee?" the handsome little monk looked tangled.

Yang Xiaolei glanced at him carefully, I'll go, this little monk is as beautiful as a little girl.

If you put on women's clothes, you can definitely get rid of Brother A Chun, hundreds of streets.

"What's your name?" Yang Xiaolei frowned.

He doesn't like it, someone is more handsome than him!

Neither can a bald donkey!

No, it's not even a monk!

He is also a lay disciple now, so he can't scold himself.

"I've seen Uncle Xiao, the poor monk meditates!" "The little monk meditated, his hands folded, his face solemn.

"Meditation, I'll go, you're a nun?" Yang Xiaolei was stunned.

"Are there still nuns in the Buddha Sect?" Yang Xiaolei looked at the master.

"Amitabha, in the eyes of the Buddha, regardless of gender! Only look at the heart of the Buddha!" Monk Huishen looked ugly.

No matter who it is, it is uncomfortable to be sarcastically beaten by his own apprentice.

However, he still has to explain about meditation.

"Master, you are amazing! Do you practice Buddhism and Zen?" Yang Xiaolei laughed.

"That's not Buddhism, that's Tantra's cultivation method. ”

"In this way, Master, aren't the teachers and nephews in the temple lonely?" Yang Xiaolei said in a low voice.

"Presumptuous! Buddhism has a saying, don't lie about it!" Monk Huishen was furious.

However, Yang Xiaolei didn't care about him, and said with a smile: "Then we don't have anything to do with the Daomen, right?"

Monk Huishen was stunned and couldn't help asking, "What do you want to say?"

Yang Xiaolei looked left and right, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I'm worried that one day, I will be hunted down." ”

"You know, there is a famous saying in the rivers and lakes: A bald donkey dares to rob the master with the poor road!"

Yang Xiaolei shouted, startling the people next to him.

After saying this, he said with a smile: "However, I now know that the Buddha Sect has nothing to do with the Daomen, so I am relieved!"

"Hahaha... Good sentence, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with the poor road, hahaha..."

Suddenly, Wu Yitian burst out laughing.

The wild laughter made the room feel like an earthquake.

He was so happy to make Monk Huishen deflated.

A few people next to him couldn't help laughing.

Even Xiao Xiao couldn't help it.

However, the monk Huishen and the little monk of meditation, those two faces, some blue turned white, some white and some turned red.

Eventually, it turned purple!

"Bastard!" Monk Huishen was angry and slapped him over: "As a lay disciple of Buddhism, I dare to talk about Buddhism like this, I don't want to teach you a good lesson!"

"Master, there are clouds in the Buddhist family, you must have compassion!" Yang Xiaolei dodged and hid behind Wu Yitian.

"The Buddha also has times when he is angry, subduing demons and protecting the way!" Monk Huishen roared.

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei thought of something.

He suddenly stood up and said, "Amitabha! I am the person who lives in the heart of the Buddha, I am the son of the Buddha, my words are the words of the Buddha, you dare to beat me, you dare to hurt the Buddha?"

"Come on, come on, Master, if you don't beat me today, you will be my apprentice!" Yang Xiaolei crossed his hands on his hips, straightened his chest, and remained motionless.