Volume 1 Chapter 17: The System Is Impossible to Subdue
"Host, you actually teased me?????? do you have a fever??? your brain is burned out??, your motherboard is short-circuited?" The system's tone was full of disbelief.
Cut, no matter how powerful your system is, it's still a female system after all, my handsome face and that sultry love story, I don't care if you're a man or a woman or some kind of ghost system, you have to fall down for me!!! worship me!!! I'm your king!!! Yun Zhongfei laughed wildly in his heart.
Wait, the motherboard?????? Lao Tzu's brain is a motherboard in the eyes of the system. Yun Zhongfei didn't know what to say......
"And host, you flirt with me so suddenly. The system's tone gradually calmed down, and it seemed that he had adjusted his mood.
"How about it, be teased, don't be shy, being teased by such a handsome guy as me, everyone will be shy, don't hide your emotions, I know everything you think in your heart. Yun Zhongfei made a gesture that he had seen through everything, quietly waiting for the system's affirmative answer.
System:......
How can there be such a narcissistic host......
"I'm a shy fart! You are still called a handsome guy? Although your appearance is quite high, but as soon as your second-class brain and appearance are fused, it will be miserable, and it is simply speechless. The system rejected Yun Zhongfei's narcissistic idea, and sneered at him.
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The corners of Yun Zhongfei's mouth continued to twitch, and it seemed that it would never stop. It can be seen how collapsed the mentality of Yun Zhongfei is, I can only understand it, but I can't express it~~~~~~
"System, you're enough!!!!" flew crazy in the clouds. Maddened by the system......
"No, no, no. Not enough, far from enough. "The system is flying wildly, and it's still enjoying it.
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"System, how did you become like this?" Yun Zhongfei was speechless. After saying this, Yun Zhongfei regretted it, because he already knew what the next sentence of the system was going to say, yes, Yun Zhongfei had already seen through everything!!
"No, no, it's not me who has changed, it's ......"
"Stop, stop, stop!!!!" Yun Zhongfei spoke in time to stop what the system was going to say, and said: "System, you know the truth that things are only three, this force you have already pretended to be three times, and then pretend to be the fourth time, the reader will be tired, and then the author will be angry, and then he will write a new book, called the conquest system to kill the wilderness, I advise you to be kind, think about it." ”
The system gasped and shivered, uh...... Don't care if the system has a body or not, the problem is not here, the important thing is to tremble these four words, it can be seen that the system is very afraid, by describing the fear of the system to set off the author's bright greatness, this is called the side description, the notes are all memorized for me, and I will take the exam in the future......
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"What's the matter, didn't you forget about it, you are really a second-class goods. Yun Zhongfei scoffed.
Let Yun Zhongfei sneer at him, the system is silent, no way, I don't take care of it, I can't fight with Yun Zhongfei, it's not easy to make a system these days, on the one hand, I have to fight wits and courage with the host, on the other hand, I have to be careful not to offend the author, it's too sad, it's all tears, it's too difficult for me, woo woo woo woo ~~~~~~~
"I've been blackmailing me all day long with the author, and now you can understand my feelings. "Flying in the cloud continues to output.
System:......
"Host, it's almost okay, give face, as the saying goes, leave a line for being a man, and see each other in the future." "Shocked!!! the legendary host of Tiantian Pit has softened !!!!! big thing, if this news is exposed, it will definitely make headlines!!!!
"Yo, the system you actually softened, I can't believe it, what are you eating today?Why is it so strange?" However, Yun Zhongfei obviously did not let go of the idea of the system. Nonsense, being scolded by the system every day, the key is that it can't be scolded, and finally there is a chance for revenge, how can you let it go easily?
"Yes, yes, I'm soft, I was wrong, okay?" the system no longer wanted to entangle with Yun Zhongfei, and said helplessly.
"You're soft, you're wrong, I'm sorry, I don't accept it, let's feel hopeless, system. Yun Zhongfei had a beaten expression.
System:......
The corners of the system's mouth twitch non-stop, provided that the system has the corners of the mouth, don't care about so many details.
"Host, you're enough, I'm soft, can't you let me go?" the system relented again, and his tone was much more sincere.
"No, no, no, why should I let you go? As the saying goes, if you cut the grass, you have to remove the roots, and the spring breeze blows and grows. "Yunzhong Feijian has a much more sincere attitude towards the system, and continues to refuse, and his heart is extremely proud.
System:......
What should I do with a host who is so careful and loves to hold grudges!!!! the system's mentality has collapsed, and in the past few days with Yun Zhongfei, the system doesn't know how many times its mentality has collapsed, in short, it is many, many times, which shows the magic of Yun Zhongfei......
"But I'm not grass, I'm a system, a super invincible universe big bang every second universe god blocks and kills gods and Buddhas and kills Buddhas in every second. "The system is no longer soft, and it starts to fly in the cloud.
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Why are you not convinced...... And there is a mention of this name, is it that the system wants to help the author with the number of words, to please the author, so that the author can ignore the previous suspicions?
This move, high, is too high, Yun Zhongfei couldn't help but praise it in his heart. The system is really a system, and it is impossible for you to take advantage of it, although Yunzhongfei has already taken advantage of it.
"No, no, no, the system, this is a metaphor, a metaphor do you know?"
"No, no, no, I have a low level of education, I don't know what a metaphor is, I'm sorry, host. The system smiled slyly, and whether the system had a face or not was not a concern......
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Could it be that this is the legendary-level method of scaring people, the technique of self-blackening people????
By hacking himself, to admit the other party's insulting words, let the other party mess up for a while, I don't know what to say, and when the other party comes back to his senses, you can directly seize the initiative, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the system had so many scheming.
"I don't even understand the metaphor.,The system is really lonely.,Anyway, I learned about the world through Baidu before.,It seems that I don't remember anything.,It's just.,More than me.。 Yun Zhongfei stabilized his position and said endlessly.
"What I know is the information of the alien land, who is idle and has nothing to understand those useless things, it is estimated that there is only the host you, after all, not everyone wants the host you to be so idle, and you know the pit system every day. ”
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"System, why did I cheat you????" Yun Zhongfei's brain was a little confused.
System: Huh
"The host hasn't been pitted yet?" the system said disdainfully: "You pit me every day, if you want to admit it, go to the first few chapters to see, it's all evidence." ”
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