Volume 1 Chapter 16: One Forced and Three Outfits
"System, why would the author tell you?" Yun Zhongfei was puzzled.
"Maybe let me play a trick on you, the host, to be funny, so that I can win over the readers. The system guessed.
"Damn, in order to win over readers, you actually made me so clean, that author is really fucking ......"
"Stop, what do you want to say? You think about it, he is handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, the flowers bloom, and the author of the car with a flat tire, I advise you to think clearly before speaking, otherwise be careful to die, after all, the disaster comes from the mouth." The system interrupted Yun Zhongfei's words and reminded sternly.
Flying in the Clouds: ......
Yun Zhongfei suddenly felt a feeling that the system was helping the author with the number of words, this system is really dedicated......
"I mean, the author is big, she's so smart, she can come up with such a good method, and she has an IQ of hundreds of millions. Yun Zhongfei changed his words in time, otherwise he would be wasted.
"Host, it seems that your consciousness is still good, and you deserve praise. β
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"I don't want your praise. Yun Zhongfei said disdainfully.
System:......
"The system finally bent down and praised you, don't be embarrassed. "The mentality of the system is a bit explosive, these days, it's not easy to make a system, it's too sad.
"Besides, is there a reward for you praising me?" Yun Zhongfei then asked.
System:......
"Nope. "The system wants to cry without tears.
There's such a money-hungry host, which makes people, uh...... The system suddenly felt that the road ahead was very confused, and it felt that there was no hope for life.
"There's no reward and you're still talking nonsense with me here, what are you playing with?" Yun Zhongfei said mercilessly.
"Host, why do you have money in your head?" the system retorted suddenly.
", Lao Tzu doesn't have money in his head. β
System:????????
"What else can the host have in his head if it's not money?" The system is very puzzled, could it be that the host has changed its evil and turned to the right? It is also unlikely, as far as I know, it is impossible to change the evil and return to the right with the host's urine.
"No, no, no, my mind is full of conquest points. Yun Zhongfei shook his head and said word by word.
System:...... I'm a host, it's very sassy......
"Is the point of conquest money?" Yun Zhongfei asked when he saw that the system did not speak.
"It's not. The system was speechless.
I actually want to reason with the host, I must have Watt in my head, and the host's crooked ways can't compare to ah, the system is served.
"That's your fault, you're slandering me. β
"Good, good, my bad. The system said perfunctorily.
"As the saying goes, if you make a mistake, you will be punished. The corners of Yun Zhongfei's mouth rose slightly, and his smile was very cunning.
The system suddenly felt a chill in the back, uh....... The system doesn't seem to have a back, don't care so much. In short, there is an ominous premonition that arises spontaneously from the bottom of my heart, and whether the system has a heart or not is not the point, don't care.
"Just give me 10 conquest points. Yun Zhongfei's smile became more and more intense.
System:......
My hunch was correct.
"Nope. The system decisively refused.
"If you make a mistake, you have to be punished, you are a good system for teaching civilization, how can you be like this, even be a man, uh...... Have you forgotten the basic virtues of being a system...... "The clouds are like a river, and a series of words criticizing the system are endless.
I'm afraid that you will say that I have a word count, and I, that is, the author, will replace it with an ellipsis, and see how good I am to you, so how can you repay me? I don't need to say more about this, the big guys are all cultural people, and they all understand it.
"Stop, stop, shut up!!! I'll give, I'll give you. "The system endured it for a while, but it couldn't stop anymore, so it had to compromise.
Yun Zhongfei's treacherous plan succeeded, and his heart was extremely proud.
After a while, Yun Zhongfei was puzzled......
"System, what about the conquest point? What about the prompt sound of Alipay?" Yun Zhongfei opened the system panel and found that the conquest point was 0 points.
"Haven't you forgotten the host? You haven't paid back the 10 conquest points you spent on the backpack, and now that you have the money, you'll pay it back. The system explained.
Flying in the Clouds: ......
"That's what Lao Tzu wants to use for the lottery. Yun Zhongfei gritted his teeth.
"It's only natural to pay back debts, and besides, do you want to spend money without paying your debts? You don't want to keep owing. "The system suddenly thought of a bad idea.
"Haha, how could it be. "Yun Zhongfei is a little weak-hearted.
"Host, when I heard your lewd laughter, I knew the answer, I didn't expect you to be such a person, it seems that I will charge interest in the future. "But the system has seen through everything.
Flying in the Clouds: ......
Relying on (a kind of action), this is a big loss, not only did the money not be earned, but also let the system give what interest, grass (a plant) !!! the clouds to cry without tears, and the heart is called a hate!!!
"Hehe, if you want to play tricks with me, you're too early. The system was smug and mercilessly mocking.
"System, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable!!!!" Yun Zhongfei looked particularly aggrieved.
"Hehe, you did it yourself. The system sneered.
"I don't care, you're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're unreasonable!!!"
"How can I be ruthless, cold, and vexatious?"
"I don't care about that, you're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're unreasonable. β
"Host, if I'm not mistaken, you just said so many ruthless, ruthless, and vexatious words, you are helping the author to count the words, you are currying favor with the author, let the author get me. "Once again, the system saw through everything.
Yun Zhongfei was stunned, what's going on with today's system? Why is it so smart?
"System, you have changed, you are no longer the innocent and cute system you used to be. β
"No, it's not me who becomes, it's the world. β
Flying in the Clouds: ......
Same force, same recipe, same taste.
"Besides, my host is so scheming and has routines, if I don't have a dim sum machine, routines or anything, I've been naΓ―ve and ignorant, I'm afraid that I won't even have any underwear left in your pit by now. "The system perfectly threw the black cauldron to Yun Zhongfei.
Yun Zhongfei didn't know how to answer, for no other reason, although he didn't want to admit it, but every word the system said was the truth.
"Why don't you speak? It seems that I am right, the host is really insidious. "The system continues to output.
On the other hand, flying in the clouds, silent.
This is called good recompense for good, and evil recompense for evil. β
"Do you have me to hug you?" blurted out Yun Zhongfei.
The "??????" system was stunned by the sudden earthy love words flying in the clouds.
Finally won a city!" Yun Zhongfei thought to himself.