Chapter 344: Pepper Noodles
The moment he opened the 'big wooden box', as a member of the former 'old A', it was the mandrill, staring at the 'long guys' in the 'wooden box' with bright eyes, hesitated again and again, looked at Bu Tian in a low voice and said, "That, sir, can I, take a look first." ”
Bu Tian shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, the purpose of calling the three of you here is to let you see if the performance of these 'fire-breathing black dogs' is good. Don't wait until you're using it. ”
As soon as Bu Tian heard that Bu Tian had no opinion, the mandrill, the bobcat, and the mountain leopard each got a 'fire-breathing black dog' from the box and played with a smile.
"I've never seen this thing in the army, and the ones who make this guy are the 'gang' bosses in those 'cop movies'. I've seen it before and it's all 'five-in-one'. This is the first time I've seen the 'Liulian', and if this thing is used, it can tear a big living person apart. However, it is the range of the short point. Bobcat said with some regret in his excitement.
"You know a fart, this thing is used for 'group fights', do you think it's like the 'standard' we used in the army? Do you know that this guy has another name?" everyone except Bu Tian shook their heads.
"I don't know, then let me popularize it for you, listen. This thing is also called ······."
"Battlefield broomstick!" Bu Tian said with a smile.
"No, sir, do you know?" said the mandrill with a helpless expression.
I knew a little bit about it, I had seen it in a children's magazine before. I'm also blind and don't know if it's right or not. Bu Tianyan said with a smile.
Lynx muttered, "Battlefield broomsticks, well, don't say it, that's the case, this thing is a dozen and a lot, isn't it like a 'broom'." It's fun, it's fun, and this time I'll have to play him happily. ”
When the six big men were chatting happily, Xiao Jinling ran down in a panic, "Master, someone has attacked the villa, and there are many people, and they are all carrying knives." It seems that it is for all the female dependents, Sister Li Qian and the team members are dealing with them, because our people do not have 'guys' in their hands, so they are restrained everywhere and can't let go of their hands and feet, those people look like they have been trained, we have several female team members who have hung up the color, but it doesn't matter that they are all skin injuries. ”
When Bu Tian heard this, he said coldly, "That guy, go up with Lao Tzu." Big Tiger Zhang Hao, the two of you left the charge for the 'Fire-breathing Black Dog', and someone will come down there in a while. ”
After saying that, Bu Tian also took a 'fire-breathing black dog' and was about to go up.
At this time, the mandrill hurriedly grabbed Bu Tian and said, "Sir, it's not appropriate, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not." ”
"Just say anything, why did you suddenly drop an old lady who was grinding and chirping. Hurry up and say. Bu Tian said in a deep voice.
"You see, it's like this, although these people are 'fighting with open fire' to break into the villa, but we can't kill people in our own place, although there is some truth in that, after all, it is murder, and the outside world will definitely know that you have your own 'armed' in the villa, so the government will definitely intervene, and we will be passive at that time, and these 'guys' who come in from unknown channels, the government will definitely confiscate all of them. In serious cases, you will be ordered to dismiss all of us. ”
"Then your consciousness is ······" Bu Tian said.
Shan Xiao said, "I don't think it's as good as this, let's think of a way to get the best of both worlds, which can not only restrain these people, but also not let the outside world gossip." ”
Bu Tian nodded and said, "It makes sense, it's still your kid who is careful." Do you have any good ideas?"
Shanxiao smiled bitterly, "I haven't figured it out yet, you let me think about it again." ”
"I miss your sister. When is this, the eyebrows are burning outside, and you know that the 'paper talk' will be 'stuck' at a critical time, which will make Lao Tzubai happy. The lynx said angrily.
"Don't make any noise, Sir is trying to figure it out. The mountain leopard shouted.
Bu Tian paced back and forth in square steps, and suddenly saw a few 'ammunition' that Dahu was fiddling with in his hand. In a flash of inspiration, I took it to heart.
"Girl, how many 'chili noodles' are there in the kitchen?"
Xiao Jinling said suspiciously, "There are a lot, the master likes to eat spicy food, so he has prepared a lot, and there are two big bags of thick and thin ones." ”
Bu Tian said excitedly, "Hurry up, go and bring them all, both thick and thin." ”
Xiao Jin Linghu nodded suspiciously, hurriedly went up, and ran towards the kitchen.
The mandrill grinned and said, "Sir, do you have any good ideas, tell me about it." ”
Bu Tian smiled and said, "I have an idea, hurry up, all of you help, divide out two hundred 'Huozi'er', and get out all the 'iron sand' inside, leaving only '*'." Hurry up, you guys can help you get it. ”
The mandrill smiled and said, "Hehe, the 'chops' outside are suffering now." Sir's approach is really amazing. ”
Without thinking, the bobcat said, "Absolutely." Can you still use it if you get it out, and you can still make a living to scare children. ”
After speaking, he casually glanced at Bu Tian and found that Bu Tian was looking at him with a cold old face. The lynx laughed and said, "It's not you, boss, I'm talking about mandrill, don't be angry, I'm talking nonsense." ”
"It's coming, master, I've brought all the chili noodles, Ah Qiu, I'm choking to death--Ah Qiu. Xiao Jinling carried two small noodle pockets, and as he walked, he couldn't help but 'sneeze' and said with tears in his eyes.
Bu Tian took the noodle bag containing the 'chili noodles', hurriedly opened it and said, "Hurry up, put the 'chili noodles' for Lao Tzu into those 'Feizi'er' marbles that have been removed, and then plug them with paper towels after loading, and then put them in the 'fire-breathing black dog'." ”
As soon as Bu Tian finished speaking, the lynx was happy, "Haha, I finally understand the boss's attention, you want to use the guys outside the 'chili noodles' to cook the pot." ”
Hahaha······
After everyone laughed, they finished loading 200 'chili flour marbles', and then urgently loaded 33 'fire-breathing black dogs'.
In front of the villa, on the wide lawn of the villa, there were many people shouting around, almost eighty or ninety unidentified black-clothed people, holding clubs and short knives in their hands, and dozens of male and female team members of the villa were fighting together, and the team members were holding various 'blades' in their hands. There are 'mop sticks' for mopping the floor, and a big spoon for stir-frying in the kitchen. Despite this, most of the team members still fought with their bare hands against those men in black. The scene was extremely chaotic, and it was almost cruveled into a pot of gruel.
Bu Tian gave the mandrill a look, and the mandrill understood, and immediately shouted loudly, "All the team members immediately retreat." ”
When the male and female team members who were playing happily heard this, they were stunned at first, and when they saw several captains holding real 'guy-like' in their hands, everyone immediately stopped and quickly retreated to the front of the villa.
The men in black also stopped, and a small leader thought that Butian and they were scared, and shouted excitedly, "Brothers, they are cowardly, take advantage of the fact that now we will rush forward in one go, and arrest all the 'chicks' for me and go back to receive the reward." ”
After saying that, the first one rushed up, and then the man in black behind also rushed up with a shout. But after a few steps, the little leader stared and froze. "It's not good, they have real guys in their hands, brothers, get out of here. The little boss shouted loudly.
Bu Tian smiled and said, "Grandma has a leg, I only saw it now, it's late." Beat them to Lao Tzu. ”
As soon as Bu Tian spoke, the mountain leopard, the mandrill and the lynx, as well as the big tiger and Zhang Hao, raised the 'fire-breathing black dog' and pulled the 'trigger' towards the crowd of black-clothed people, "Bang, bang, bang." There were three crisp sounds, and three puffs of 'red' smoke shot out at the black-clothed crowd.
The black-clothed men hurriedly dodged, and a few of them rushed to the front in a panic to check whether they had been shot on their bodies, and they were just about to rejoice that they were not shot, and their noses and eyes seemed to have some strange feelings.
'Aqiu, Aqiu, ahem. What the hell, ahem, Aqiu. Before the man in black could figure out what was going on, there was another sound like a firecracker for the New Year.
'Bang, bang, bang······'
Thirty 'fire-breathing black dogs' spat out dazzling tongues of fire and rushed towards all the men in black. In an instant, a red 'cloud' filled the sky above the man in black.
"Ahem, my eyes, ahem, can't see. Brothers, hold your breath, they, cough cough, have released poison gas, hurry up. The little leader coughed and shouted loudly.
Bu Tian smiled, saw that the time was almost up, waved his hand and said, "Tie up all Lao Tzu, and those who resist will be executed on the spot immediately." ”
With a hula, more than a dozen male and female team members wearing masks each held a 'plastic rope' in their hands, and rushed to the black-clothed crowd in pairs, and tied up all the black-clothed people who were still snotty and tearful like 'livestock'. Ten more people were connected in a row.
The bobcat walked up to Bu Tian with a man in black with a 'sharp-beaked monkey gills'.
"Boss, this kid seems to be in charge, if you don't kill first, keep you for interrogation. Lynx said with a grin.
Bu Tian glanced at the black-clothed man with the 'sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks', and said in a deep voice, "Take it to the basement, prepare the torture equipment, and interrogate it overnight." ”
Lynx laughed, "Okay. And what about the rest of the gang?"
Bu Tian glanced at the black-clothed people who were tied into a string on the lawn, and said without yin or yang, "It's easy to do." Strip off their clothes and pants to Lao Tzu. Take it off to the small 'pond' and let the 'mosquito' gentlemen improve their 'food'. ”
As soon as Bu Tianyi finished giving the order, more than a dozen male team members quickly came up, and stripped off the clothes and pants of all the men in black one by one, and several team members also wanted to pick off the last fig leaf of the man in black, but they were immediately stopped by the female team members. The team members dragged seventy or eighty men in black who had stripped off their clothes and pants like 'white-skinned pigs' in groups of two towards the small pond of the villa. When they arrived at the small pond, the team members also deliberately dialed the 'flowers and plants' in the pond so that the 'mosquitoes' hidden in the 'flowers and plants' could come out and 'open'.
After everything stopped, in the underground living room, the lynx and the leopard knelt in front of Bu Tian with the little leader of the man in black holding the 'fire-breathing black dog'.
Say. Who sent you? ”