Chapter 345: The embarrassment of the little leader

The little leader of the man in black didn't expect that he would be unfavorable for the first time he took on the task, and he thought that he would be able to bring more people to the villa, and at the beginning he really thought that his smart brain was really right, and it was estimated in advance that the villa would not be more than one hundred or ten people if someone protected it, and he admired his strategy even more after handing it over, but he didn't expect that there were only more than sixty people in a villa in Nuoda, and some of them were beautiful 'cuties'. The little boss was very happy, and planned to bring all these 'cuties' to the 'clubhouse' after he was done. Keep it to yourself and enjoy it one by one. But who knows that 'people are not as good as heaven', seeing that victory is in sight, and they don't know that a few 'Cheng Biting Jin' came out of thin air, and as soon as they put the 'guns' indiscriminately, in the blink of an eye, they made the people and horses on their side 'throw away their armor' with snot and tears, and there was no trace of combat effectiveness. I was also tied up like a piglet. Dragged to this 'basement' in the middle of nowhere.

The little leader knelt there, his eyes grunting, scanning his surroundings, and when he was thinking about how to deal with the people in front of him, he suddenly shuddered a few times without a loud roar.

"Damn, Lao Tzu asked you, you're fucking dumb. Say, Who sent you to attack the 'Buyun Mountain Dwelling'? The lynx roared.

The little leader blinked and said, "Buyun Villa? Oops, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we made a mistake, the top asked us to go to the 'Cuiyun Villa' How did we get there; It's really a misunderstanding, in this way, we will compensate for all the losses according to the price, and I hope that the eldest brothers will raise their noble hands and let me and my brothers go, and we will send someone to send you a check for 'one million' as soon as we return." What do you think of the brothers?"

"Hehe, it's funny, old cat, this kid treats his brothers as 'three-year-old' children. Why don't you hurry up and entertain this clever 'big brother'? The people of the province played with us as children. Mandrill said with a sneer.

Bu Tian squinted his eyes and leaned on the sofa, but he didn't speak, and let the third brother 'interrogate' the little leader. I just want to see the 'interrogation' skills of this third brother.

"Dog's day, I thought that Lao Tzu was numb, look at Lao Tzu to clean up your turtle son today, fried meat with bamboo shoots, and swollen with ditches. Look at you, you are still with Lao Tzu. The lynx talked to the birds, stunned everyone, and the leopard mandrill laughed and said secretly, "This kid is angry, and his hometown work has come out." ”

Bu Tian squinted his eyes and handed the lynx a 'tickle' made of hard plastic, "Old cat, give you 'bamboo shoots'." ”

The bobcat took 'Tickle' and smiled, "Thank you, boss." After speaking, he stared fiercely at the little leader kneeling there. The little leader was a little flustered by the bobcat, and said tremblingly, "Big, big brother, what are you doing looking at me like this, what I said is true." ”

"Dog's day, I'm still lying and talking about my fart. Lao Tzu asked you, when will there be a 'Cuiyun Villa' in Donghai City, where is it, you tell Lao Tzu, just make it clear, I can't say it clearly, hehe, do you see this thing in my hand. Lao Tzu will use it to treat you to a good meal of 'stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots'. Tell Lao Tzu. ”

The little boss panicked, he originally wanted to say 'Cuiyu Villa', but he was nervous and said 'Cuiyun Villa', this time it's a big trouble, look at this big man's posture, if he can't go down, he may torture himself.

The little boss rolled his eyes, and deliberately pretended to be stupid and said, "Hey, did I just say 'Cuiyun Villa', big brother, you heard it wrong, I dare to say that 'Cuiyu Villa' is not 'Cuiyun Villa', isn't it, a few big brothers." ”

The little leader laughed and rushed to the leopard, and the mandrill nodded and said. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the little leader's pig-killing howl, "Ah, oops." ”

The bobcat twitched hard on the little boss's big buttocks.

"Dog's day, I'm still playing tricks with Lao Tzu, it seems that I won't give you some color to see, you don't know how 'friendly' I am. The lynx deliberately pretended to be very angry, and unceremoniously took off the little leader's shoes and socks.

"Damn, it really stinks, I haven't washed my 'hooves' for a few months, and it smells pretty big. The mountain leopard said with a frown.

"Brothers, help me press this kid, I want him to enjoy a 'Empty Foot Therapy' Dafa. Lynx said to the two brothers.

The mountain leopard pretended to be shocked and said, "Old cat, isn't it, which method are you going to use to deal with this buddy, no, it will kill you." Sir won't allow it either. ”

One sentence scared the little leader, looking at the nervous appearance of the mountain leopard, the little leader didn't know what the 'Empty Foot Therapy Dafa' was, and he couldn't help but start panicking again, and his body trembled involuntarily.

"Boss, can I use the 'Aerial Foot Therapy Method' on this thing?" asked Bobcat deliberately.

Bu Tian yawned and waved his hand and said, "Whatever, as long as you don't kill him for me, it's still useful for me to keep it." Ah, by the way, don't be too loud, I want to sleep for a while, I don't want to be noisy. ”

The lynx nodded and smiled, "Okay, with your words, I will use his stinky socks to plug his mouth, and I won't make a noise with you." ”

Turning his head, the lynx looked at the little leader with a smile, "Hehe, you are blessed, you are the eighth in my hands to have the honor of enjoying the 'Empty Foot Therapy Dafa'." No, wait a while, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will see if there are any ready-made 'tools' here. ”

When the lynx walked to the small kitchen, he happened to see the kind of 'broom' made of 'sorghum stalks' that Li Qian usually used to clean the kitchen. The bobcat laughed and picked up the broom, "That's it." ”

The lynx came to the little boss and said with a wicked smile, "Dog, I have to let Lao Tzu personally 'serve' you." The two elder brothers, help the younger brother hold this kid down for me, and don't let him move around. I'm going to 'execute' him." ”

With that, the lynx plucked the longest 'sorghum ear' from the broom and took it to the front of the little leader's two feet. Gently swiped at the center of the little boss's foot, and the little boss then spasmed all over his body, and couldn't help but laugh a few times.

"How's that, isn't it super enjoyable, super comfortable. Lynx said with a wicked grin.

The little leader nodded, and hurriedly shook his head, his mouth full of 'woo woo', and he didn't know whether to say comfortable or uncomfortable.

The lynx sank his face, pretended to be very angry, and said, ", Lao Tzu personally serves you, and you still have opinions." Well, I will be wronged again, and I will serve you. Don't thank me. "After saying that, the lynx gently stroked in the gap between the little leader's feet with the 'sorghum ear', and the little leader screamed 'ho-ho', his body kept writhing, and his legs were tightly clamped together, as if he was about to urinate.

The bobcat kept paddling and turning with 'sorghum ears' back and forth between the soles of the little leader's feet and the slits of his feet. Have a lot of fun.

Suddenly, the little leader's body tightened, and there was an immediate relief, no sound, no 'image'.

"Old cat, you kid played with a big hair, this girl was played to death by you, see how you explain to Mr. The mountain leopard said coldly.

"What, is it dead? I haven't done it yet. Lynx said in surprise.

Hurriedly got up and pulled out the stinky socks in the little leader's mouth, trying to breathe, "It's really out of breath, it won't be pretending to be dead, right?"

At this time, Bu Tian moved his body and yawned loudly, "How is it, did that kid say anything?"

The lynx sneered and said, "Old, old, boss, that, that, that kid is out of breath, and I didn't do much, he, he's just burping." ”

"Dead, didn't I say don't kill him, what are you doing, what's the use of dying, can anyone tell me who caused them to come to 'Buyun Villa' to make trouble. You, there is not enough success and more failure. Alright, since everyone is dead, let's find a place to burn it. Bu Tian glanced at the little leader, gave the lynx a look and said.

The bobcat grinned and said, "It's burned, boss, it's burned to a big one, it's better to find a place to bury it casually, that will save trouble." ”

"No, if it is discovered by a wild dog or something, it will be a lot of trouble if you accidentally dig it out, and it will be burned for a hundred. Bu Tian said seriously.

At this time, the little boss who pretended to be dead was listening to the discussion between the lynx and Bu Tian with his ears pricked up, and when he heard that Bu Tian insisted on letting the lynx burn himself, the little leader couldn't help but shudder.

The bobcat deliberately said again, "It's okay, I'll find a secluded, uninhabited place and bury this kid, wild dogs won't find it." It's a big deal, I'll bury him a little deeper. ”

The mountain leopard seemed to see that Bu Tian and the lynx were deliberately playing dumb riddles. glanced at the little boss who was pretending to be dead again, it didn't matter what he looked at, and suddenly he found that the little boss was pretending to be dead, and his two eyes were still moving, as if he was thinking about some good strategy. The mountain leopard smiled secretly, "Damn, I will come to this set, it seems that this kid has been forced to ask more than once." ”

The mountain leopard patted the bobcat on the shoulder and said, "Old cat, let's listen to Mr., it is more appropriate to burn it on the spot, so that we can carry this kid outside, pour gasoline and diesel oil, and it will be burned in a while, and nothing will be left." Tomorrow it's raining and everything is back to normal. ”

"Alright then, just do as you say. Why don't you help me, let's take this kid outside and find a place to burn it." Lynx said with a snickering as he looked at the face of the little boss who was pretending to be dead.

The lynx lifted the little leader's shoulder and said, "I'll lift up, you lift down." ”

The mountain leopard said, "You did it on purpose, let me lift this kid's stinky feet." Let's drag him away, he's dead anyway, and he won't feel pain. ”

Bobcat nodded and said, "That's fine." ”

At this moment, the little boss who pretended to be dead shouted loudly, "Wait, I'm not dead, I'm alive." ”