Chapter 287: The Fat Sheep to the Slaughter (Third Update, Thank You for the Reward!)
I heard that Li Xian brought this large pile of health care products and asked for money, and the old men blew up!
"I have no conscience, little plum! Lao Tzu hurt you in vain before!"
"That's it, fuck, how much trouble did you get us into buying those coffins last year? Now that you've got the berries and made them, you're embarrassed to ask us for money, you!"
Li Xian doesn't like to hear this.
No?
Although the coffin should be said to be sold by yourself, but at that time, you did have a demand, how can you say that it is foolish?
"Stop!" Li Xian immediately stretched out his hand and said indignantly: "Master Chu, why did I fool you into buying a coffin?
As soon as he heard him ask such a question, Lao Chu took off the hat on his head and slammed it on the ground: "Damn! We were robbed last month, and there was nothing valuable in the office, and the thief couldn't steal anything when he came." But this unlucky person didn't leave the main gate, but jumped in from the back wall, and at night, I was immediately frightened crazy by the coffin in the backyard!"
"This is a good thing!" Li Xian blinked, those coffins have prevented thieves for you, and even the dogs have been saved!
"What a fart!" Lao Chu said angrily: "It's a big night, how do we know that it was a thief? Finally, we called the police, and when the police arrived in the backyard, they looked at the rows of coffins and saw the thieves with their teeth and claws on top of the coffins, and they fainted in fright on the spot!"
Li Xian scratched his ears and stopped talking.
"It's not over yet!" Lao Chu was obviously angry, and pointed at Li Xian's nose and reprimanded: "Just half a month ago, the leaders of the provincial forest industry came to inspect, but they were embarrassed to say that they went to the backyard to relieve themselves. Seeing a coffin in a yard was so frightened that I peed in my pants pocket, this whole embarrassment!"
Burst!
I thought it wouldn't be a good place for you to put your coffin in the backyard in the shade.
Li Xian complained silently in his heart, and spread his hands with a wry smile, "Master Chu, what does this have to do with me, it's obvious that your reception work is not in place!"
The crowd didn't listen to him at all.
But the coffin was bought by himself, and he had to stay in the dry rest house until the day he returned to the west, and he couldn't say anything, so he could only complain. But in the face of the health care products that are now priced at 399 yuan, everyone can resist too much.
"Hurry up and take it away, our bodies are tough!
"Besides, why is this so expensive?399 a box, why don't you go and grab the money?"
"That's right, how much is a gram of gold? Boy, you're too much now, and you don't have a friendly price if you want to sell it to us, you have forgotten your roots! How many bottles are in this box?"
"Thirty bottles, one bottle a day can be eaten for a month. Li Xian replied in obedience.
"That's too expensive, this one is enough for more than ten yuan, what family can afford to drink? How much is our salary a month?"
"Xiao Lizi, this time your calculation is wrong, I don't know others, my retirement salary is now one hundred and seven a month, but I can't afford your play. ”
On the side, Wang Linhe, who was sitting on the pony and watched the play for a long time, interjected, causing everyone to nod their heads and agree.
Li Xian snorted, "Tsk, my lord, you have a wrong concept, right?"
Wang Linhe's eyes narrowed, "What's the deviation?"
Li Xian picked up a box of oral liquid and squatted down in front of him, "Ten yuan, if you put it there, he will be a dead thing." It can't create any value, but our oral liquid is different! Here, the essence extracted from a variety of specialties in our mountains has a ......."
"Gotcha!" Wang Linhe waved his hand, "You kid has this mouth, I don't believe a word of what you say." ”
Hey?!
Li Xian is a little short of words.
O iniquity,
When did your credibility collapse?
He thought about it, patted his forehead, turned around and pulled Wang Lin, Xu Mao and Wang Hongfei, who came over with him and stood behind him for a long time.
Taking Wang Lin's hand, he came directly to Wang Linhe, stretched out his hand: "Lord Wang, you don't believe what I say, this is an expert from our berry research institute, let's let him say two fair words! Wang Gong, you explain to the old men at that time, what is the effect of this oral liquid!"
Wang Lin knew Wang Linhe, and when he saw the old director at this time, he was a little stunned. However, because the Berry Research Institute is now surnamed Li, and it also relies on the business of oral liquid to bring benefits to the institute in order to support its more than a dozen scientific research projects, he met Wang Linhe's scrutinizing eyes and introduced it head-on.
"Director Wang, this oral liquid is indeed extracted from schisandra eleuthero and other yam materials, and after our previous animal experiments, Schizandra alcohol extract can reduce the elevation of alanine aminotransferase in experimental animals caused by carbon tetrachloride, thioethanolamine, etc., and Schizandra B has anti-liver damage effect. Its water infusion and dilute alcohol infusion can strengthen myocardial contractility and increase vascular tone. The decoction in vitro experiment had an inhibitory effect on the activity of ATPase in the membrane of rat cardiomyocytes, and had a hypotensive effect on anesthetized dogs. In addition, its ethanol infusion has inhibitory effects on Bacillus anthracis, Staphylococcus aureus, Staphylococcus albicans, Typhoid bacillus, Vibrio cholerae, etc. in vitro. It can effectively enhance the body's defense ability against non-specific stimuli. In general, this oral liquid is a sign of cough and wheezing, shortness of breath, self-sweating, night sweats, thirst, thirst, yin deficiency and dry mouth, and kidney deficiency in the elderly with lung and kidney deficiency. Heart palpitations, forgetfulness and insomnia. It has good effects on regulating blood pressure and blood sugar, and enhancing immunity. ”
Looking at Wang Lin, who was the same age as himself and himself, with a wooden face, he looked like a real person, and Wang Lin, who was wearing a white coat, introduced him, Wang Linhe looked at Li Xian unexpectedly.
"You kid, are you really doing serious business?"
After receiving a compliment, Li Xian patted his chest, "That's!"
As soon as the experts popularized science, the effect was naturally different, and the old people present were suddenly full of curiosity about the oral liquid.
Taking advantage of this heat, Li Xian picked up one of the boxes, "And ah, the big guy actually misunderstood me! You say, just our friendship, can I say that if there is no discount at all, I will sell it to everyone? Definitely not!"
Li Xian was heartbroken, took out 120,000 grievances, and said: "Now our product has just been rolled off the production line, and it belongs to the promotion period. So I thought that while letting you experience the experience in advance, you can also get some benefits. ”
As soon as he heard the benefits, Zheng Wei said truthfully: "You kid has this kindness?"
Li Xian slapped his thigh and directly said the policy of pulling direct sales products down the line to earn rebates. Although it was a little complicated, the old men present were all from cadre positions, except for Wu Shengli's ten fingers, which were a little insufficient, and the rest of the thinking would be understood after a while.
Especially Zheng Weishi.
Seeing Li Xian's eyes blinking, Lao Zheng hissed: "Doesn't that mean that I fucking sell out twenty-five people, and you can still earn him two thousand yuan if you don't eat this product for free every month?"
Li Xian nodded heavily, "That's right, how else can I say that I'm here to give you benefits? Now, you only need to buy ten sets of products to become the first batch of direct salesmen in our state." Enjoy a 65% discount and all direct sales rights, what's the matter? Don't say I didn't take care of you!"
"!"
Ten sets of oral liquid, that's only 4,000 yuan!
As soon as they heard Li Xian say this, the old men who had just fallen into fascination turned their faces again.
However, Zheng Weishi, who was standing in front of Li Xian, rolled his eyes.
Taking advantage of everyone's efforts to denounce Li Xian, Lao Zheng came over: "Boy, you are playing with Ying'er, the effect is really not deceiving, right?"
"That's for sure! Zheng Ye, this is all an entrance thing, even if I am a pit person, I can't pit you first?" Li Xian is telling the truth.
Seeing that his face was still sincere, Lao Zheng raised his eyebrows, "Then bring me ten sets." You are the first batch of direct salesmen, Lao Tzu will be for you!"
Hey!
Li Xian gave a thumbs up.
Take a look, take a look!
What does it mean to understand people?
Immediately, he took out ten boxes of products from the ground and handed them to Lao Zheng.
"Master Zheng, how do you pay for the money?"
After Zheng Weishi took the oral liquid and wiped the sweat of excitement on his brain, Li Xian asked.
Lao Zheng waved his hand, "Not for the time being, owe it." When I make money, I'll make it up to you. ”
Li Xian, who stretched out his hand and waited to receive the money, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth twice.
Direct selling, that's not how fun it is!
.........
No one else paid for it, only Lao Zheng gave his words to support, and Li Xian could only take Lao Zheng's routine and make the first direct selling business in his life into goods first and payment later.
After selling for a while, he saw that the old ginseng except Lao Zheng did not eat oil and salt, so he gave up completely.
It was only then that he noticed that Lao Wu in the crowd had not returned home.
Although Lao Wu is now accompanied by Su's mother, he still comes back to the dry rest house every morning and afternoon to report and play with the old brothers.
It is said that now that it is time for dinner, it is time for him to go back to the house to help Su's mother cook, but seeing it, Lao Wu has no intention of going back.
This is strange.
Li Xian stepped forward to ask, only to learn that it turned out to be an old couple's relationship crisis. The reason is to get married.
During this period of time, Lao Wu has always wanted to get the certificate with Su's mother, and then half the wedding. But Su Ma didn't know if it was because of her thin skin or something else, she just didn't agree.
Lao Wu is now in the heat of energy, if he doesn't marry Su Ma for a day and rolls to a kang head, how can he be comfortable in his heart?
For this reason, the old man's donkey temper came up, and he simply moved back to the dry rest house to demonstrate to Su Ma to express his dissatisfaction.
Hearing that the old man was in a hurry about this, Li Xian was overjoyed.
The heart said that you are an old man, and the children of Su's mother now live in the house, and it is not bad to cheer with you, but an old rascal still wants to get up with someone?
What a face!
However, it is related to Lao Wu's sexual happiness in his later years, and Li Xian feels that this matter needs to be supported.
"Hey!" he waved his hand, "that's easy." ”
"What should I do?" As soon as Lao Wu heard that Li Xian had an idea, he immediately posted it.
Li Xian smiled, "I'll go to the house in a while and find a reason to take Su Ya and Su Hui to the Eight or Nine Forest Farm." So the house is ...... Ahem, lonely men and widows. If you can't, it's your own problem. ”
After figuring out the joints here, Lao Wu waved his fist excitedly.
pushed Li Xian out of the yard, "Then what are you waiting for?"
Under the push of Lao Wu, Li Xian said goodbye to a group of old people in the dry rest house and flashed people.
Seeing Li Xian's car disappear at the door, Zheng Weishi smiled and turned to look at the old men in the office.
That look was like looking at a flock of fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.
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