"What's your name, how old are you, what did you do before, why did you show up with me? I didn't let you in, don't say you're in the wrong way, you're in the wrong house, I'm not stupid.

Also, the craftsmanship is good, the taste of the fried dishes is still quite good, I am quite unforgettable to eat, my stomach is quite satisfied, the level of the chef, hurry up and explain it clearly!

Don't lie to me, what I hate the most is being dishonest, whether it's a human or a ghost, or something like a demon or a monster, it's all the same, once unfaithful, never again. ”

Yun Silan found the feeling of the interviewer, this guy in front of him will definitely not come to him for no reason, there must be a reason, this must be asked, otherwise God knows what will happen in the future, and now he will have to spare his life.

"The old slave's name is Mi Fu, and he is a native of the Qing Dynasty who has perished, as for how old he is, I have forgotten this, please forgive my sister?

Before I was alive, I was actually a eunuch, a eunuch who worked in the imperial dining room, so after a long time, it was natural that I would stir-fry, as for the craft?

I was sent by my master to protect you, this is my new task, if I don't meet my master, I am still a displaced unlucky unlucky ghost, according to the current society, I am a wandering ghost, I ......!"

"Wait a minute, I don't need to introduce it anymore, stop here, I already understand, it turns out that you are a ghost with a master, is your so-called master named Situ Junshu. ”

"Yes, sister, that's right, my master's name is Situ Junshu, I can become a ghost of good luck, that's all the gift of my master, he is my reborn parent, and now my life is sister.

If you drive me away, I'll become a lonely and displaced wanderer, and this kind of life will not be easy!

What do you tell me to do in the future? What will I do? I don't think about why? Just do it, I want to be a ghost with a home, a ghost with a master, I want to have a master. ”

It's going to sell miserably.,The old ghost really deserves to be an old ghost.,A hundred years of experience.,That's not blown.,It's all accumulated over the years.,Even if it's a low IQ.,As long as it's not unresponsive.,It will become emotionally rich.。

From the time when he was interrupted to introduce himself, after listening to Yun Silan's tone, Mi Fu understood, this time is the best time to show determination, and if you don't show your determination at this time, when will it be, and the effect will be greatly reduced if you miss it.

What kind of thing is this? What happened to you? Yun Silan looked at the old ghost Mi Fu who was standing there talking and talking, and then became crying and crying, and actually knelt on the ground again.

This is the first time, inexperienced, helplessly said, "I forgive you, stand up quickly, don't move, always kneel."

This looks awkward, but now it's a civilized society, it's not popular, I took you in, but three meals a day will be given to you, make a good dish with a little heart, I can't drown out your cooking skills, so it's decided. ”

After Mi Fu heard this, his face changed instantly, he smiled happily, he was overjoyed, and he immediately stood up, his movements were quite fast, and he didn't need Yun Silan's instructions at all, so he went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, looking at his expression at work, the mood must be happy.

"Pack up, do what you need to do, I'm going to go back to sleep. ”

When you are full and have eaten and drunk enough, you will feel refreshed! Go back and sleep beautifully and raise yourself to be a pig, how lofty this goal is, ordinary people will not think like this, and they must be an extraordinary person.

There is no pursuit of life, this is how it should be, eat, sleep, sleep, eat, otherwise what else can you do? Saving the earth and maintaining world peace is all nonsense.

Yun Silan, who was sleeping on the bed, woke up again, took out the mobile phone placed at the bedside, and when she saw that the time was more than twelve o'clock, she showed a smile on her face and smiled, because of the fragrance she smelled, in life, eating is the most important thing.

"I'm going out, I made a windfall yesterday, a total of twenty gold ingots, I have no money in my pocket, so I'm going to find a gold shop to sell them.

Since you are my bodyguard in broad daylight, but as a ghost, can you go out? I'm really curious? If you can't go out in broad daylight, then how are you going to protect me? You can't let me sleep during the day and go out at night!"

Before going out, Yun Silan thought of this question and asked Mi Fu, who was also going out with him.

"Sister, please rest assured, I'm a ghost and not a ghost, it's definitely okay in broad daylight, so you don't have to worry too much about this problem, only the soul is scattered, the ghost is nothing, it is equivalent to the same grade as humans, the day is equivalent to our night, I'm just working overtime." ”

Mi Fu replied very sincerely, and by the way, some things in their ghost world, so that the master should not worry too much about himself.

The eyes are a little tired, it has been too long to open the eye of heaven, from morning to noon now, I have been for several hours, and the water has flowed out, so Yun Silan withdrew the eye of heaven.

As soon as he removed the Tianyan, as expected, he couldn't see Mi Fu anymore, so Yun Silan said: "I have removed the Tianyan! What should I do if I can't see you now? You can't let me look at the Tianyan every day, right? When something happens, how do I know which direction you are on my side, and do you have a solution?"

"This is easy to do, my sister, it's actually very simple, we ghosts want to let a specific person see it, as long as we give a little ghost energy, the specific person accepts it, and it can be wiped on the eyes.

This requires your sister's cooperation, otherwise it won't be successful, now please sister, stretch out your hand, the old slave gives you a little ghost, a little ice, a little cold, please don't be too surprised. ”

Yun Silan stretched out his hand as Mi Fu said, and instantly felt that there was a drop of extremely cold, invisible to his eyes, which appeared on the palm of his hand, and wiped it on his eyes without hesitation, and sure enough, he saw Mi Fu.

"It's amazing, there is only the unthinkable in this world, and there is nothing that does not exist. ”

Yun Silan said a little excitedly: "In this way, will I be able to see other ghosts in the future?"

"This doesn't seem to work, as I said just now, you can only specify that ghost and let a specific ghost meet.

But sister, you don't have to worry, now you are just a monk in the Qi training period, equivalent to a martial arts master among mortals, in the future, if you break through to the foundation building period, then you can see everything in the world, unless it is specifically disguised, then there is no way. ”

Mi Fu began to patiently introduce some of the general situation of popular science and the cultivation world, which was also his duty.

"Okay, let's go! Sell the gold ingots, and I'll have money again." ”

Yun Silan is no longer entangled in this problem, he is now a beginner, as long as it takes a long time, he will naturally know anyway, so why rush for a while.

"By the way, I have another question, we humans need to eat, so what should you ghosts eat? It can't just be cultivation, cultivation and cultivation, or as the legend goes, eat incense and candles! If that's really the case, then I'll have to prepare food for you. ”

"That's the ......! That's it, to my level, I can eat if I want, I can eat if I don't eat, but under normal circumstances, we don't eat.

But those souls are different, they must eat incense candles, just like you, sister, when you cultivate to the foundation building period in the future, these ordinary foods in the world can be eaten or not. ”

"Okay, there's nothing to do, it's just that I just thought about it, my personal bodyguard, although it's not a human, it's a ghost, but no matter how you say it, you can't make him hungry, right? ”

After listening to Mi Fu's words, Yun Silan can be regarded as a small eye-opener, and he can be regarded as understanding some of these demons and monsters, but the emperor is not a hungry soldier, as his own subordinates, he must also consider them, so that he can seriously serve himself.

"That...... This one...... , The old slave really has a little request, I hope my sister can allow it, you see the eunuch's clothes on my body, they have been worn for hundreds of years, I wore this suit when I died, I was still wearing this suit when I was a ghost, I was really tired of wearing it.

And it's incompatible with the current society, sometimes I can't do it if I want to do pigs and tigers, just because of the clothes on my body, I have suffered a lot.

As a lonely wandering ghost, I don't have relatives to burn new clothes for me, so please sister, buy me a new dress, and I'm a ghost with a home now. ”

"This is okay! A small problem, you can burn a few wives, but I don't know how to fix it, can you tell me the specific solution? Is it to give you money to buy it yourself, or I will go to the incense candle shop to buy it, and then burn it for you. ”

"The paper money you burn can only be useful when you go to the underworld, and it is useless in the world, because there is no place to buy it! Therefore, wandering ghosts will only enjoy these things when they find their masters, so I am especially envious of those ghosts who have masters or descendants. ”

Speaking of this, it seems, it seems, it should have touched the most painful place in Mifu's mind, and he actually cried.

"Okay, okay, really, I actually met a hundred-year-old ghost, just for a piece of clothing, crying, what is this? Buy it for you, buy as many pieces as you want, I will give you less money if you want, belong to my personal bodyguard, I won't let you be too poor. ”

Yun Silan, who couldn't cry or laugh, had to promise that there was really no one to say this, and it seemed that only ghosts would believe it.

One day, if you meet the unreliable immortal Situ Junshu again, you want to ask him why you are so harsh on your subordinates and don't give him a single piece of clothing, you are too stingy and despise him.