Yun Silan was in the kitchen, and saw an incredible scene like this: there was no one in her kitchen, but the shovel and iron pot were controlled.

There's something invisible, invisible, I don't know what it is, controlling them stir-frying.

What can something invisible, invisible? What else can it be besides a ghost?

That's why when he saw this scene, Yun Silan's little liver trembled, his scalp was numb, his bones were terrified, and he had goosebumps all over his body, and he couldn't control it and ran away with a loud scream.

Can you make a joke? Can ordinary people encounter such strange things? Is it easy to become an ordinary person by his second uncle? You must have a strong heart.

Yun Silan would rather be an ordinary person, it's too much of a bully, he comes to bully people early in the morning, isn't it okay not to be so exciting? Fortunately, it's not in a dream, I heard that in a dream, the ability of ghosts is super awesome.

The qi was smoothed, the speed of the heartbeat returned to normal, and the mind was no longer blank, but returned to normal thinking.

I pricked up my ears and pressed them to the door, trying to hear the action outside, but I didn't hear anything, and my nose was playing tricks, and the tempting fragrance was getting stronger and stronger the more I smelled, and the stomach was purring and screaming again.

Niang Xipi, afraid of wool, we are also people with superpowers, there is an unreliable fairy as a backer, a little ghost is afraid of a fart, he can be destroyed in minutes, and there are a lot of magic weapons and magic weapons, and these demons and monsters who are still mixed in the world are definitely poor ghosts.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, urgency is like a law, and the eyes of heaven are open. ”

Yun Silan opened his eyes, he wanted to see where it was, what the hell it was, it was scary early in the morning, this is absolutely unforgivable, kill him, and then eat the dishes he cooked, it will be regarded as compensation for being scared.

Yun Silan, who opened his eyes in the sky, was actually a little scared in his heart, after all, it was the first time to go to see a ghost.

I don't know what this ghost looks like, whether it is male or female, whether it is a normal death or an abnormal death, whether it is disgusting or not.

But don't be too much of that and whatever, for example, headless, half of the face, or a hanged ghost! jumped off a building to die, or was hit by a car, bloody, and wanted to vomit when you look at it, it's okay not to think about it, the more you think about it, the more scared you become.

Yun Silan, who had just mustered up the courage to see it, looked like a ghost, and her anger went down again, she couldn't leave her footsteps at all, her feet seemed to be sucked on the ground by something, and she couldn't lift them at all.

Oh I, the tempting fragrance came in from the kitchen again, Yun Silan instantly puffed up, what are you afraid of for a bite to eat?

Although absolute power can crush everything, but the brain should be used or the brain, and you can't do things blindly, Yun Silan will not be so impulsive.

She slowly opened the door, carefully lifted her foot, and prepared to land gently on the ground, like a thief in her own home, it was so hilarious.

"Madam, please dine, damn it, the stir-fry is too loud, it disturbs your dreams, next time it will never be like this, if you say no, there will be no next time! Please forgive me this time! Otherwise, I won't be able to get up on my knees." ”

What kind of ghost is his uncle's and his second uncle's? Yun Silan had just opened the door, raised his foot and took a step before he fell, and his cold ears received such a sentence, saying that if he was not startled, it was not a lie, it was definitely a lie.

When I looked up, there was a ghost kneeling next to the dining table, why could I be sure that this was a ghost? Because this ghost, his dress was actually the dress of a eunuch in the Qing Dynasty.

I don't know what the name of this devil is? After saying a word of begging for forgiveness for some reason, he slammed his head on the ground, just like in the TV series.

Or really think of himself as a eunuch, kneeling in front of the emperor, this is definitely not pretending, it must be sincere, looking at his kowtowing action, it is quite skilled, and there will be absolutely no doubt, this is not a ghost.

Nima's, is it okay not to play like this? Could it be that from now on, life will be different.

"Who are you? What the hell are you? Madam, bullshit lady, haven't you married yet? Don't scream like this, be careful of being heard by others, misunderstood, you can't get married, I'll settle accounts with you." ”

"Yes, ma'am, ah...... no, miss, next time I won't call you Madame again, that's all right!"

Still slamming his head on the ground, in Yun Silan's eyes, he didn't know what it was, so he cautiously changed his words and replied.

"Little fart, miss, are you scolding me? Don't you know that in this society, the word 'miss' has a strong derogatory connotation.

Do you still think this is in ancient times? The praise of everyone's ladies is already a derogatory term, and if you call it like this in the future, be careful that I turn my face and are not welcome, I will let you die a miserable death. ”

"And what shall I call you, master?" replied the man, who did not know how, lying on the ground.

"The lord is hairy, the lord, the lord, the lord, the lord is endless, this is a civilized society, you are a girl, you still think that in ancient times? This is not a feudal era.

This title is also not good, it is not allowed, you are not my slave, I will not pay you, I am poor!"

"So how on earth am I supposed to be you, my ......?"

Kowtowing to the ground, I don't know what kind of thing exists, I can't listen to Yun Silan's name, and that name can't do it? Obviously, his body trembled, and finally listening to his answer, it seemed that he was about to cry.

"Call sister, I'll call me sister in the future, it's decided, don't give me nonsense, now I don't have time to talk to you, my time is precious, every minute is counted as hundreds of thousands of dollars. ”

I don't know if it's because my brain is convulsive, or if it's nerves, or if it's really to fill my stomach with a mouthful, I can't say anything clearly, I don't care, in short, it's inexplicable, or I don't feel the danger, this is not clear.

Yun Silan actually walked to the dining table, sat down directly, and gave the title, when he said that he called his sister, he still kowtowed to the ground very regularly, and he didn't know what it was, as if he wanted to open his mouth to object, saying things like no, but he was directly interrupted.

If you have delicious food, what kind of saliva do you have to waste? This is absolutely not allowed, even if you want to talk nonsense, can't you talk nonsense at this time? You have to talk about it after you have eaten enough!

Fighting against food, Yun Silan is really too brutal, start up, no, that should be said to be moving, that is absolutely ruthless.

The whole process is not described, it is really inhumane, in less than twenty minutes, more than a dozen hard dishes, all of them have been wiped out.

"Uh, uh, uh. ”

After eating enough and being satisfied, Yun Silan burped several times in a row, and after two or three seconds, she glanced at it, and was still kowtowing to the ground, the thing that didn't know what it was, seemed to remember what was going on, and then the expression on her face became richer.

"His uncle's, his second uncle's, and his younger brother, I put life and death aside for a bite to eat this time, and today I finally found out, it seems that this food is my weakness.

But it seems to be lying on the ground, this thing that doesn't know what it is, it doesn't seem to be dangerous, or I don't know what it should be dead, it was definitely poisoned, there is something wrong with this sentence. ”

"Well, can you get up? Putting your face on the ground and being in close contact with Mother Earth is very sincere and filial, but this is not possible.

The current society is a civilized society, and the feudal society has long since perished, so don't have this kind of broken habit in the future, what's your name? It's a thing that always has a title, right?"

Yun Silan, who was well-fed, was not hungry anymore, and also reacted, and was really a little embarrassed, and he didn't know what to do for a while, but he didn't feel the smell of danger, so he asked what his name was and what it was?

"Sister...... , Sister, it's really not okay to be called like this, you haven't forgiven me yet? Old slave, I don't dare to get up, please forgive me? ”

Still lying on the ground, keeping the same movements, I don't know what it is, although I was so frightened that I cried.

He, he, him, Yun Silan don't know what to scold now, there are too many strange people and things in this world, there are only those who don't exist, and they are directly speechless.

After a slight pause, Yun Silan said helplessly: "I forgive you, get up, don't you know what the name of the thing is, if you lie on the ground like this and kowtow your head again, my current good mood will be affected by you, then you are really guilty, do you understand what I mean?"

"I ...... , I understand, I know what to do, I'll get up right away, it won't affect your mood, sister!"

Lying on the ground and kowtowing, I don't know what it is, after listening to Yun Silan's words, I finally got up in the situation she threatened, and I really didn't want to get up, as if I had suffered a great grievance.

Sitting at the dining table, Yun Silan looked at the guy standing in front of him, keeping a distance of one meter, this guy looked like he was in his fifties, and he was dressed like a eunuch in the Qing Dynasty.

"What the hell is this? But the cooking is good. Yun Silan muttered in his heart.