Chapter 18: The Broken House
In terms of location, only the number 5 dilapidated house is located on the edge of the village, while the other 4 houses are all located close to the center of the village. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoSo after receiving lunch from the ancestral hall, Xiao Siqi and his son parted ways with several other families.
Along the way, Xiao Yao's interest was not bad. Although it is a little difficult to walk through the dirt lumps in the field, it is still much easier to walk than the pure mountain road that Li Hao walked to the mountains on foot and walked many times in the previous life, and Li Hao's grandmother lived in the countryside in the countryside in his previous life, and he also spent a lot of time in the countryside when he was a child, and he was also willing to this environment. On the other hand, Xiao Siqi is a little worse. Xiao Siqi, who grew up in a big city like Yanjing and had never been to the countryside, looked cautious, walking slowly on the dirt road, and asked Xiao Yao to stop and wait for him several times.
Ten minutes later, the father and son finally arrived in front of their residence. The other four houses all borrowed a room from the local villager's residence, which can be regarded as living with the local villagers, only the No. 5 room of Xiao Siqi and his son is unoccupied, and it looks like an abandoned house.
Although it is an abandoned house, there is no doubt about its sturdiness. Even though there are holes in the four walls to let in the air, there seems to be absolutely no danger of collapse. Of course, the program team will definitely not let them live in a dangerous house.
The two first looked around inside and out. The situation in the bedroom is slightly better, and it seems that the program team cleaned up in advance. The sheets and bedding on a large double wooden bed were new, and although the wooden bed looked a little older, it looked sturdy. The outer side of the bedroom had two fist-sized holes in the wood wall because of the decay of the wood, and one of the two windows on the opposite side of the only window had fallen in half, hanging from the frame of the wall, but the glass on the window was intact. The top is also not bad, there are no holes, so you don't have to worry about leaking rain when it rains.
The hall was a little worse. There are holes on the roof, there are a lot of debris scattered on the ground, and the ground is also uneven.
The kitchen is more distinctive, there is no stove and no stove, but there is a pit dug in the ground, and there are some extinguished charcoal ashes in the pit, and there is a circle of thicker logs around it, and the places on the inner side are blackened. On the side is a large rectangular table nailed with wood, on which the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, chopping board knives and other kitchen supplies prepared by the program team are placed. In the corner is a large water tank, filled with water, which should be enough for their father and son for two days, and there is still a lot of surplus.
What worries Xiao Siqi the most is the toilet. It was a large earthen pit with two planks laid on it, with a gap in between. The four sides are then fenced with wooden boards, one of which can be moved as a door, and there is nothing above the head, and it is completely open.
After watching the circle, Xiao Siqi's face turned green, and he asked Xiao Yao in a low voice: "Can I regret it?"
Xiao Yao rolled his eyes and said simply, "Eat." After eating, quickly clean up, you can still live, isn't it just two days, hold on to it and it will pass. ”
After speaking, Xiao Yao seemed to be a little unwilling to think about it, and slowly walked over to the photographer who was carrying the camera all the way, pointed to the camera and said, "Wu Zhankui, you are too much!
The entire film crew was amused by Xiao Yao's righteous accusation. In the first two seasons of the show, there were not no guests complaining about the poor conditions, but most of them were fathers complaining, or fathers commanding their children to come forward to scold Wu Zhankui. Of course, there are mostly jokes, and the program team doesn't mind broadcasting it. Wu Zhankui also has the image of a demon in everyone's minds. This time, I didn't expect that not long after the beginning, Xiao Yao fired directly at Wu Zhankui. The film crew didn't have any burden, they recorded it all faithfully, anyway, there are people in charge of post-editing in the back, so they don't have to worry about whether they can broadcast it, they just shoot it.
At this time, Xiao Siqi, who was holding a corn cob in his mouth, also abruptly put his head into the camera, nodded again and again: "That's it, I also strongly condemn Wu Zhankui!"
Xiao Siqi and his son stood at the gate of the house after lunch, seemingly to express their dissatisfaction with the dilapidated state of the house arranged by Wu Zhankui.
However, after expressing his dissatisfaction, he still has to face this dilapidated house.
"How do you get it?" Xiao Siqi asked Xiao Yaodao.
"Let's get those things out of the hall first, and get the hall out of the hall. I can't move those big things, you clear them to the open space at this door first, and let's see what can be used. Xiao Yao commanded Xiao Siqi.
Xiao Siqi went into the hall to move things. Xiao Yao went to the pile of debris piled up in the open space behind the house and turned out a broken bamboo basket. After dragging the bamboo basket to the door of the house, the corn cores and some other garbage that have been thrown into the open space after lunch are collected in the basket. Looking up at the camera, he said again: "Littering is not a good habit, you have to clean up after eating." ”
Chen Min and others in the film crew were speechless, and the sense of variety show was simply bursting.
Xiao Yao didn't care about this, dragged the bamboo basket with garbage to the corner of the open space in front of the door, turned around and went into the house.
The film crew immediately followed up, but after Xiao Yao entered the house, he did not help Xiao Siqi move things in the hall, but entered the utility room next to him. Now the father and son are separated, but the film crew only has one camera. The cameraman immediately asked Chen Min, "Sister Chen, who are you shooting?" Chen Min glanced at Xiao Siqi, who was moving the miscellaneous items in the hall out of the house one by one, and immediately said: "Follow Bayi." ”
After turning around just now, Xiao Yao had a score in his heart. Most of the clutter in the hall was broken furniture and large pieces of wood, and most of the real clutter such as tools was in his current room. The house has long been out of power. In order to shoot the needs, the program team temporarily pulled wires in the bedroom, kitchen and hall, and installed an electric light in each of them. However, the program team didn't expect Xiao Yao to get into this small room full of things, so there was no light in this room. But fortunately, although there are no windows in this room, there are several holes in the roof, and the sunlight penetrates through the holes in the roof, and you can barely see the situation in the room. This room is supposed to be the original owner's tool room, which is stacked with hoes, shovels, pickaxes and other tools. However, these farm tools for farm work are not what Xiao Yao needs. Xiao Yao rummaged through a pile of wooden planks and brought out a wooden nail toolbox, which was littered with hammers, pliers, wrenches, screwdrivers, and a pile of iron nails.
Xiao Yao put the toolbox aside, picked out a few thinner planks from the pile of wood scattered next to him, lifted them out with the toolbox, and went straight to the bedroom.
Walked to the wooden wall with several holes in the bedroom, put the planks and toolbox on the floor, and picked up the nails and hammers.
Chen Min was startled when he saw Xiao Yao pick up the hammer, and shouted: "Bayi, what are you doing, put it down quickly, the hammer can't be played casually." ”
"Play?" Xiao Yao looked up at Chen Min strangely, "I didn't play." ”
Xiao Siqi, who heard Chen Min's shout, also ran in, saw Xiao Yao holding a hammer, and asked suspiciously, "Bayi, what are you doing?"
"Plug these holes in the wall, or what if there are rats or something running in at night?" Xiao Yao replied.
"Will you mend the wall?" asked Xiao Siqi.
Xiao Yao nodded and said, "It's not that difficult to nail a wooden board on top of this hole and plug it." ”
"Oh," Xiao Siqi nodded, turning to go out.
Chen Min was anxious, grabbed Xiao Siqi and said, "You let such a young child nail the plank? What should I do if I hit it? Has he done it before?"
Xiao Siqi spread his hands indifferently and said, "I don't know if he has done it before, but Bayi is more reliable than me." Normally, he thinks that he can basically do what he can do, such as the pile of broken things in the hall, and he thinks that if he can't move it, he won't move it, but asks me to move it. I've never done anything like nailing a wooden plank, and if we two do this, I'm sure I'll have a much higher chance of smashing it than Bayi. After speaking, Xiao Siqi went out and continued to work.
What kind of strange father and son is this? Chen Min sighed, turned to Liu Shanxing and said to Xiao Yao: "Bayi, is it okay to let Uncle Liu nail it for you?" According to the photo, their film crew could not interfere and help the guests so obviously, but she was really afraid that Xiao Yao would have an accident by smashing his hand.
"It's okay, I can do it. Xiao Yao said in his mouth, but his hand did not stop. Pick out a board, first gently nail two iron nails to the two corners of the board, only let the nails stand up on the board and stop, and do not nail through. Then press the plank against the hole with your left hand, and with the hammer of your right hand, knock the two nails that stand through the plank one by one and knock them into the wooden wall. When the plank is left on the wall, pick out two more nails and nail the other two corners of the plank as well.
Looking at Xiao Yao's skillful movements, Chen Min's hanging heart finally let go, but his curiosity came up again, and he asked Xiao Yao: "Bayi, you can even do this carpentry work? Who taught you?"
"I learned it from a props master in the crew. Xiao Yao picked up the second plank and replied casually, "I can use wood to make the bench out." ”
"Crew, have you ever acted?" Chen Min said strangely, this Xiao Yao is still a child star?
"No, but my grandfather is an actor, and when he is filming, I will follow him to the crew. Seeing that the prop master was very fun making props, I pestered the prop master to learn for a while. Xiao Yao replied.
By the way, Xiao Siqi's father Xiao Chengru is a very famous old actor, so that's the case. Chen Min was stunned, but no matter what, he was still a little surprised.
By the time Xiao Siqi cleaned up the pile of junk in the hall and walked into the bedroom, Xiao Yao had already plugged several holes in the wall. The location of the holes in the wall is not high, and it is no problem for Xiao Yao, who is now close to one meter and two meters tall, but the broken window that hangs down, Xiao Yao can't reach it.
"The holes are blocked, how can you get this window?" Xiao Siqi also knew that this window couldn't be reached by Xiao Yao's height, so he had to do it by himself. But how to make him unscored, it still depends on Xiao Yao's meaning.
Xiao Yao observed that half of the window had fallen off mainly because the hinge between the connecting window and the window frame on the wall below was gone. It is unlikely that there is such a window accessory hinge in this house, and even if it is estimated that with his and Xiao Siqi's abilities, they will not be able to install it.
"This window can't be repaired, you hold up the fallen window and push it straight into the frame. In order to prevent the other window from being brought down when it is opened and closed, you take a wooden strip and nail the broken window to the wall, and simply fix it to death. Xiao Yao said.
"Okay. Xiao Siqi pushed the window up, picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and picked up a hammer.
"Watch your hands!"
"Ahh
Before Xiao Yao's words fell, Xiao Siqi screamed, and sure enough, a hammer hit his finger holding the nail.
Chen Min felt that there were 10,000 alpacas rushing through his heart, Xiao Siqi, do you have to prove what you just said? The probability of you hitting your own hand is really higher than Xiao Yao.
But fortunately, Xiao Siqi didn't have much strength, that is, it hurt, but he didn't suffer any injuries, and finally nailed the window shut.
After finishing in the bedroom, Xiao Yao came to the open space at the entrance of the house with the toolbox and began to pick and choose among the pile of broken furniture. Finally, a table and four small stools were selected to make a set of tables and chairs. However, this table and chair is either simply missing a leg, or one or more legs are broken. But fortunately, there was a lot of wood next to him, Xiao Yao picked a log three fingers thick from the wood, sawed it into several sections with a saw, and nailed it to the table and stool picked out by length.
"It's ugly. Xiao Yao shook his head and looked at his work, and said to himself: "But there is no way, I can only do this, make do with it." ”
This set of tables and stools is indeed ugly, the legs of the table are different in shape and thickness, and the stool has several legs that are nailed together by two wooden sticks. It's not particularly horizontal on the ground, but fortunately, the table is a little shaky, but it won't fall, and the stool is a little shaky when you sit on it, so you won't fall easily if you pay a little attention.
The bedroom and kitchen were cleaned in advance by the program team, and there was no need to clean the loess surface of the hall, so the cobwebs on the walls of the hall were cleaned up, in addition to removing the dust on the beams, and then moving the processed set of tables and stools in and wiping them, the Xiao family father and son washed their heads and faces, changed into clean clothes, and fell on the bed exhausted.