Chapter 19: The Battle of the Mud Pond
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Min, who was distressed by the father and son and wanted them to sleep more, finally woke up the two under the urging of chief director Wu Zhankui. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info handed over a task card.
"Please gather at 2 p.m. at the mud pond at the entrance of the village for a mud pond football match. Xiao Yao rubbed his eyes that had just woken up and read the information on the task card. Then he muttered: "Mud pond football game?
"What? You city people really know how to play? Are you from the countryside Bayi?" Liu Shanxing asked Xiao Yao with a funny smile.
Xiao Yao pursed his lips.
Xiao Siqi, who glanced at his watch, shouted: "Ah, it's past two o'clock." Hurry, Bayi, we're late. With that, he got out of bed and began to put on his shoes.
"Dad, wait a while," Xiao Yao hurriedly shouted, "You can't wear these shoes, and besides, you have to change your clothes." ”
"Why?" Xiao Siqi looked puzzled.
"Sure enough, it's a city guy who hasn't played in the mud pond. Xiao Yao muttered and explained: "You wear such heavy thick-soled hiking boots, you can't pull out your legs when you enter the mud pond." Also, it's impossible to stand from beginning to end in a mud pond, at least you have to roll a few times in it, and it's good not to become a mud figure. So we had to wear the lightest running shoes, and we had to wear shorts and short sleeves made of the best washed fabric. Otherwise, when you come back, you will be covered in mud and wash your clothes, and you will be tired to death. Anyway, it's late, and it's not bad for a while. ”
Xiao Siqi immediately opened the suitcase and rummaged through it.
Fortunately, their No. 5 house was originally on the edge of the village, the closest to the mud pond at the entrance of the village. Although it took some time to change clothes, father and son arrived at the meeting place before half past two.
"Hurry up, I'll be waiting for the two of you. Why is it that the closest person is the last to arrive? I've been waiting for you for a long time. Seeing that Xiao Siqi's father and son finally ran and appeared, Zhou Lixing, who was a little impatient to wait, shouted from afar.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Xiao Siqi also quickly apologized.
"Siqi's house is in such poor condition that the father and son clean up the house at noon and get it until about half past one before resting. I saw that they were so tired, so I wanted to wake them up later. It's my fault, and I should apologize to everyone. Chen Min hurriedly explained to everyone.
I heard that they cleaned up the house, and they called the director of the filming crew late, and everyone's dissatisfaction quickly disappeared. Especially Sun Zhihao was the first to stand up and say: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal to wait a little longer, let's do the show together, be considerate of each other." If I had to apologize, I should have apologized, I should have lived in that house. "The other dads said it didn't matter. Zhou Lixing, who was the first to speak, was a little embarrassed.
"Alright, alright. Chen Lei stood up and presided: "Don't take this little thing to heart." Let's start with our afternoon activity program, the mud pond soccer match. Let me announce the rules..."
Zhao Tao looked at Xiao Siqi and said, "Why have you changed your clothes, and you have changed your shorts and short sleeves?"
"It's been changed twice. Xiao Siqi said with a wry smile, "The first time was to clean up the house and get dirty, and the second time was when I looked at the task card from Bayi, saying that after this mud pond went in, it was basically a mud man when it came out, and I changed my shorts and short sleeves to wash it well." ”
At this time, several dads were already gathered together. Several fathers heard Xiao Siqi's words, and their faces changed. Yes, everyone used to consider that the temperature in the mountains is lower than in the city, the long sleeves and long pants are not hot, and they can also protect from the sun, but they didn't think about the problem of washing clothes after the mud pond.
Zhou Lixing, the youngest of the four, immediately raised his hand and said, "Village chief, I ask to go back and change my clothes!"
Chen Lei glanced at Zhou Lixing amusedly, and said with a smile: "No!" and then said: "Don't interrupt the referee to announce the rules, otherwise red and yellow cards will be served!"
Alas, the four fathers sighed depressedly at the same time.
Soon, the appearance of special guests swept away the dads' depression.
"Next, please allow me to solemnly invite the referee of this competition, former international player, and famous football commentator of national television, Xu Dong! Everyone is welcome. Chen Lei shouted loudly.
A middle-aged man in his forties walked out of the crowd holding the referee's whistle in his mouth with one hand and waving in the air to greet everyone with the other.
The national football team in this world is the same as in the previous life, the situation is not very good, and the national football players are not less scolded by fans. However, Xu Dong was the main striker of the national team during the most glorious period of the national football team more than ten or twenty years ago, and he retired ten years ago, which has little to do with the current performance of the national football team. For this kind of old man, not only is no one scolded and blackened, but he is very popular.
The youngest of these fathers is also thirty years old, and they are basically people who have watched Xu Dong play. At that time, Xu Dong was the idol in the hearts of countless fans, and to be able to face to face with his former idol and do a show together, the fathers were very excited, and even had the urge to jump up and take a group photo.
Xu Dong, who used to dominate the green field, is now dressed in cloth clothes and trousers, holding the trouser legs, and a pair of rubber shoes on his feet, dressed as a standard old farmer. However, this dress is very suitable for the current scene, I saw Xu Dong walking along the dirt road on the ridge and all the way to the referee table prepared for him on the edge of the mud pond. The so-called referee's table is nothing more than a table of eight immortals placed on a large wooden board in the field, and a chair with a back on the table of eight immortals.
"Hello everyone, I am the referee of this competition, and now I announce: the competition is open, and the athletes are entered. Xu Dong said imposingly, obviously with a megaphone hanging on his body.
"Referee, wait a minute, we haven't split the team yet. Chen Lei shouted loudly. There was immediately a burst of laughter around them.
"We need to split up teams. But there is a situation at present, because we have a total of ten people, exactly a team of five people, in principle, the father and his children are together, but because there are five people on one side, there must be a family of fathers and children to separate, which team of families voluntarily separate in two teams?" Chen Lei asked with a smile.
Hmph, the four eyes looked at Xiao Siqi together.
"Why are you looking at me?" Xiao Siqi knew in his heart, but on the surface, he was unhappy.
"Well, actually, I agree with everyone. Chen Lei said with a smile.
"You can't do that, right?" Xiao Siqi continued to pretend to be aggrieved.
"Forget it, who made us the latest. Xiao Yao sighed.
"Did you hear that? Xiao Siqi, look at your son, who is more atmospheric than you. Zhao Tao deliberately stimulated.
Chen Lei said: "Then it's decided." I'm going to split the line. Considering the balance of strength of the team. Zhou Lixing, you are engaged in sports, and there are only two adults on your side. Considering that Mr. Sun and Brother Zhao are relatively older, Xiao Siqi can't be on a team with his son. So Lin Shaohua and his son plus Bayi and your father and son are on a team, and the rest of Mr. Sun's father and daughter, Brother Zhao's father and son, plus Xiao Siqi's team. Below the detachment uniform. ”
Zhou Lixing didn't say anything: "Look at this mud pond, I have a half-penny relationship with this mud pond when I engage in sports? Besides, Brother Zhao's tough guy physique, I think it's better than Shaohua, a young man in literature and art, I ask for a replacement!"
Zhao Tao retorted: "Don't be dissatisfied, I still want to change people." ”
Zhou Lixing was puzzled: "How do you want to change?"
Zhao Tao said amazingly: "I asked Xiao Siqi and Xiao Bayi to change." Xiao Siqi is a sports idiot, don't you want three adults? Give you three adults, our children. ”
Xiao Siqi had a bitter gourd face: "Brother Zhao, you are so familiar, can you save some face?"
"Dudu~" didn't wait for them to continue to make trouble, Xu Dong on the other side of the venue became impatient, smiled and whistled and urged: "Okay, are there any athletes?" I've been sitting trembling for a long time, what do you want to do when I fall?"
Chen Lei simply waved his hand, "It's decided, everyone wears team uniforms and enters the arena." As he spoke, he handed out a few red and blue training vests to everyone.
After putting on their training vests, everyone began to descend into the mud pond one after another. The most active Zhou Lixing jumped into the mud pond, but after entering, it was tragic. A pair of legs stuck in the mud couldn't be pulled out. "Shaohua, hurry, help me, I can't get out. When Zhou Lixing pulled out his leg with the help of Lin Shaohua, his shoes were left in the mud, so he had to reach in and dig again.
There is Zhou Lixing to make a appearance, and the rest of the slow ones are gently going down to the pond, but the suction of this mud pond is too strong, and they basically can't walk a few steps, and the shoes on their feet are gone.
It seems that running shoes are useless, so I simply don't wear shoes. According to the consistent ethics of the program team, the mud pond should be cleaned, and there will be no sharp things such as stones that can hurt your feet. Xiao Yao was not in a hurry to go down, so he simply sat on the edge of the pond and began to take off his shoes. Because he was afraid that his shoes would get stuck in the mud, Xiao Yao's running shoes were tied very tightly, and he had to untie the shoelaces before taking them off.
Now there are only three people left who have not gone down to the pond, except for Xiao Yao who is untying his shoelaces, and Lin Qisan and Sun Tingting are left. And the two children made the same decision: "I won't go down!"
Looking at the few people who went down became dirty in a few steps, as a little girl who loves beauty and beauty, Sun Tingting's disgust with this dirty mud pond is very understandable. As soon as she called this, Sun Zhihao immediately came over and prepared to persuade.
Among the four boys, Lin Qisan, who is of mixed Chinese and French descent, is the most beautiful, and he also loves cleanliness and hygiene. is different from Zhao Rui and Zhou Zhihao, who prefer sports, probably influenced by his father Lin Shaohua, a young man in literature and art, Lin Qisan is also a literary and artistic fresh, and he has no interest in this dirty mud pond at all. However, boys are not treated as well as girls, and Lin Shaohua is not a particularly patient person with children. Lin Shaohua, who had already walked to the middle of the mud pond, had no intention of walking to the sidelines, and shouted directly to his son in the middle of the mud pond: "Qisan, come down, it's fun." ”
"I'm not! it's dirty. Lin Qisan stubbornly objected.
"It's okay, if it's dirty, go back and wash it, everyone has to go back and wash it. Lin Shaohua continued to shout.
"I don't, it's disgusting!" Lin Qisan continued to shake his head.
"I'll go!" Lin Shaohua exploded an Internet phrase, and was about to come over and use it, but he happened to see Xiao Yao next to Lin Qisan take off his shoes and stand up, so he shouted to Xiao Yao: "Bayi, help me get him down!"
Xiao Yao smiled and shouted, "Use coercion?"
"Yes, where is the boy so pretentious!" Lin Shaohua shouted.
"Is it okay to be rude?" Xiao Yao continued to shout.
"It's okay!" Lin Shaohua shouted.
"Hehe," Xiao Yao turned to face Lin Qisan and smiled evilly.
"What are you going to do?" Lin Qisan realized that it was not good, and he pulled his legs and prepared to slip away.
Although Xiao Yao and Lin Qisan are both five years old, and even Lin Qisan is a few months older than Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao's height is nearly 10 cm taller than Lin Qisan, and his body that has been practicing boxing for a long time is not comparable to Lin Qisan in terms of speed, strength and reaction. Xiao Yao grabbed Lin Qisan's arm, grabbed Lin Qisan back with a force on his hand, and hugged Lin Qisan in his arms with both arms. Lin Qisan struggled desperately, but he couldn't break free from Xiao Yao's arms.
Everyone else was curious to see how Xiao Yao was going to rudely get Lin Qisan down the mud pond, Lin Shaohua thought it would be a push or at most a kick on the butt or something, what was this hugging for?
"Let's put on a wonderful show!" Xiao Yao said to Lin Qisan with the corners of his mouth curled. Then with a strong glare, the two of them rose into the air and fell straight into the mud pool.
"Smack!" The bodies of the two were slapped horizontally into the mud pond, smashing the mud pond into a big pit, and the splashed mud drenched Zhou Lixing and Zhou Zhihao, who were standing not far away, with their heads full of faces.
"Wow!" the people around were amazed, there was still such a play.
Chen Min muttered quietly by the pond, but he returned Xiao Yao's original words: "You people in the city are really good at playing." ”
Lin Shaohua knew his son's temperament, and immediately took the lead in applauding: "Wonderful!" He drove this, and many people inside and outside the stadium also applauded. "Beautiful!" "Cow!"
Xiao Yao, who was lying in the mud pond, let go of Lin Qisan and said with a smile: "Are you cool?"
Lin Qisan came back to his senses at this time, and remembered the moment when he took off in the air just now, it seemed to be quite exciting. Now the mud covered in is not as uncomfortable as I originally thought, and it seems to be nothing. Coupled with the cheers and cheers of my father and the people around me, the disgust with mud and dirt has long since disappeared, replaced by a kind of excitement. Hearing Xiao Yao's question, Lin Qisan immediately nodded and said, "Cool! Let's dance again." ”
"Pull down!" Xiao Yao rolled his eyes and struggled to his feet. "We're a football game, not a mud jumping game. To jump by yourself, jump alone. ”
"I don't dare alone. Lin Qisan said pitifully. The main thing is to jump into the air and shoot it horizontally, which requires not only skill, but also courage.