Chapter 155: I'm Optimistic About You 16
After Situ Junshu burst out of his mouth, he ran over and hugged Liu Deyun, and said quite excitedly: "Don't worry, I will definitely make you satisfied, your wish has been achieved, and the coffin board can't hold it down."
If I don't let you be my child's godfather, then I will be a big fool, the number one fool in the world, no one before must be absolute, and it must be difficult for those who come behind to surpass it, because there is only one Liu Deyun in this world.
In the future, my children! If I had known, and if I refused, it would be quite possible, and I would have buzzed and nagged like a mosquito next to my ears every day, and my wife would hate me to death, and I thought, from now on, I might be alone in a little dark room and sing single love songs. ”
After that, Situ Junshu no longer sang children's songs regardless of his image: one by one, the sky was full of small stars.
The whole person doesn't know if it's enchanted, or convulsive, exaggerated, just standing there in a daze, the mouth is endless, infinite loop, this lyric comes.
Situ Junshu was completely convinced, Liu Deyun was finally satisfied, he came to Situ Junshu, who was still in a daze, patted him on the shoulder and said: "I didn't expect it! You are also the same person, I thought you were noble, you are already a person floating on the white clouds, it seems that I misestimated, and there is no difference." ”
Being patted on the shoulder, Situ Junshu reacted, although the expression on his face was weird, but it didn't seem to be very embarrassed, his face was really thick enough, he replied: "What's the matter? Everyone has a price, and there is nothing that is worthless."
You villains, it's just different, it's really a rich man! The way you take is different, and there are many ways to get money, and I, a person who is not bad-hearted, is a proper poor ghost, and I don't know where to get so much money.
The world is unpredictable, who would have thought! I accidentally became the father of a billionaire, and it was a double material, and now, it seems like a dream, it is really amazing! At my level, I still feel this way?
I must be ......! I must say one thing: You really have a future, and I am optimistic about you, especially your research on the area of hiding private money, which is absolutely top-notch, and I have learned.
It's all Lingjing in a big jar, this is the most I've seen in my life, I really can't imagine, how many toilets and toilets are you hiding private money underneath, if there are so many hidden in every place, you're a girl, it's not ......!"
Speaking of which, in Situ Junshu's eyes, it was glittering with gold, like a hungry dog, seeing a meat bone, it seemed to be looking forward to it, Liu Deyun would say: Oh, almost yes.
It's a pity that Liu Deyun didn't let him be satisfied, he said: "No, do you think it's so easy to get money? I still have more than 100,000 or 200,000 places, right? How exactly are there still private money under the toilets of the toilets? I really don't remember clearly."
But it depends on the actual situation, if I don't go to the toilet, how will I know? As long as I go to the toilet, come to the toilet, and smell it with my nose, I will know if I have any private money in this toilet?
As for the private money hidden in the toilet, some of them are more and some are less, why is there so much hidden in this toilet? Please let your mind think about it, is it okay? This is where I live! I go to the toilet here every day, which is equivalent to being under my nose, and it must be the most hidden place, because it is safe enough.
Don't hide it in the toilet must be less, the most is only one percent, some of the least, maybe only one ten-thousandth, maybe a little less.
Thousands of years of problems, this life is not something that may not be changed, but absolutely impossible to change, I saw a men's toilet, I want to hide a little private money into it.
This secret, but God knows, you know, I know, others don't know, in the future, you are really desperate, when you lack money, as long as you see a toilet on the side of the road, you run in and smash the toilet, maybe there is a high probability that the problem will be solved.
You see, in order to be your child's godfather, there is really no need for that, I'm not showing off, this is enough blood, right? Do you know how many spirit crystals there are on the ground? Think about it with your head!
Forget it, or don't use it, if you want to guess, it's a waste of time, I might as well tell you directly, there are a total of 20,000 spirit crystals, convert, how many taels of broken spirit stones.
It's not easy for this godfather of mine, right? It's not easy! It's not easy! It's not easy for me to do this kind of thing, this is not the same... It's true temperament, it's not my pretentiousness, heaven and earth, this is the only one, according to a saying in the world: more gold than real gold. ”
Situ Junshu was stunned again, again, I hope this is the last time today, can I not come back for the second time, otherwise the heart will not be able to stand it, and the immortals are sometimes very fragile.
After listening to Liu Deyun's words, Situ Junshu really began to convert, and sure enough, as long as there is enough price, whether it is human nature or divinity, it can be thrown aside.
In the cultivation world, just like in the mortal world in the human world, there is money, and only some things that cannot be estimated will be carried out in the most primitive way of bartering.
The common currency of this cultivation world is the spirit stone, which is a crystal clear and shiny stone that contains spiritual energy, and this kind of stone is also divided into grades: the top one is the spirit crystal, which is a small stone that is only the size of a fingernail, pure gold and transparent.
The rest can be divided into two and four grades according to the different grades, that is, how much is the spiritual energy contained in it?
Squatting on the ground for a long time, he didn't even figure out how much the 20,000 spirit crystals were worth of broken spirit stones, (the spirit crystals were not broken spirit crystals), Situ Junshu was embarrassed this time.
Very shameless, stood up and said directly: "You gave me a problem, when I was in elementary school, my math was always taught by the physical education teacher, I'm really embarrassed, you can laugh at me, I can't figure it out." ”
You don't count, I count, Liu Deyun complained in his heart, sneered and said: "Your math is taught by a physical education teacher, and I am not taught by a math teacher in math, but my math is self-taught, can I still teach math at the elementary school level?"
You are really stupid enough, at least, it's okay, I'm better than you in this regard, give my goddaughter and godson money, I must count it clearly in front of you, and save you from saying anything cool in the future.
Who knows if you, a father, will be so stinky that even his son and daughter's pocket money are greedy, and when I saw you almost kneeling down just now, and then singing, I instantly turned into a landlord and an old money fan, I must have this concern.
There are a lot of bloody dramas in the world, just because of money, which is a bastard thing, the wife is separated, the family is broken, and the brotherhood is broken, how does a sentence come about?
Money is not everything, but no money is impossible, the magic is too great, there are too few rich people like me, how many can you find?
I can be very awesome and responsible to say, this is not an exaggeration, but a realistic approach, money is a number to me, so I will not be tempted, qualified to spend money like running water, treat money as dung, talk to me about money, that's a joke. ”
After sarcastically saying to Situ Junshu, Liu Deyun began to convert, and said in a particularly loud voice: "A spirit crystal can be exchanged for ten top-grade spirits, a top-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for ten top-grade spirit stones, and so on...... , just do a simple calculation, 20,000 spirit crystals, all according to the best grade, a total of 200 billion taels of broken spirit stones, a proper billionaire!
If this is according to the lowest grade broken spirit stone, then you can't be homesick more, how much is this? Anyway, there is time, uncle, I am in a good mood, so I will count it again if I have more money.
Multiply by ten, multiply by ten, read less, it's trouble, it can only be calculated according to the level of elementary school, it's trouble, but is this also falling into it?
Finally, it's calculated, damn it, this zero is too much, it's a bit of a headache, one zero and two zeros, uncle's, why bother to count it? I'm just a fool, count it as a fart! No matter how many duck eggs there are in the back, isn't it 20,000 spirit crystals in the end?"
Liu Deyun, who was originally in high spirits, was counting duck eggs, heard laughter, and suddenly raised his head.
He was holding back there, his face was flushed, as if he was constipated and couldn't pull it out, endure it, endure it, and finally couldn't help it, and the laughter that came out of laughter realized that this was fucking laughed at, and then he stopped and didn't forget it, the adults didn't remember the villain, or they would kill him.
Ignoring this birdman, ignoring him is to make himself angry, maybe he will be even more proud, and he doesn't know how he is cursing people in the city?
Two storage bags appeared in Liu Deyun's hands, and he recited a few spells in his mouth that he didn't know what kind of spell it was, and one foot was gently stomped on the ground, and a magical scene appeared.
The spirit crystals on the ground automatically condensed into two long dragons, and flew into the two storage bags, and it was completed in less than a minute, and the spirit crystals on the ground disappeared cleanly, and all of them entered the storage bags.