"What insight!" Liu Deyun said this, after Situ Junshu heard it, he immediately revealed his true feelings, and couldn't help but praise and said: "Peerless good man, your father is worthy of being the scum among men, a qualified scrap, and an impeccable coward, but this is also a woman's favorite treasure, hey, this is also what I'm most worried about, it's okay, I'll sigh a little, you go on!"

It is also possible that the whole person has fallen into it, Liu Deyun is talking about Xingtou in the emotional world he has constructed, so he went on and said: "These are not the most important, the most important thing is that the economic power is controlled by my mother."

My father's pocket money has never been enough to spend, and several times, he even saw me borrow pocket money? Sometimes a friend comes and wants to go to dinner and sing a song, and my mother happens to be away from home, and his pocket is a mess and there is no money.

All my pocket money is not enough for him, there is no way, he will run shamelessly to rob, you say that he is a big hero, I seem to have said the wrong thing, there is never a hero in our family.

The responsibility of the hero is too heavy, it will be crushed to death, it will be too aggrieved, sometimes it will bleed and cry, there are many rules, and it will be annoyed to death, so my family only produces heroes, and it is more realistic to live like this.

Judging from my father's grievances, I later realized a truth, a man must have private money, if there is no private money, there will be no face in the circle of friends, and you can't eat other people's drink other people's every time, play with other people's, the nickname of the iron rooster is not good on the body.

Moreover, we must pay attention to it, we must hide this private money well, if it is not well hidden, it is useless, my father has done very badly in this regard, this bad is not good to the extent that it is miserable.

He's not a stupid person, and he's realized this truth, but his technique of robbing private money is really too good, and when the private money is saved to a certain extent, no matter where it is hidden?

It's because of this kind of thing of hiding private money, I remember very clearly, at that time, my family's washboard was replaced with a batch of new ones, and the quality was much better than before.

During that period of time, my father had a bitter gourd face, and he didn't use vegetables when he ate, because the tears flowed in the bowl, which was already salty enough.

From that time on, I kept an eye on my father, learning from his painful experience of hiding private money, and every time I would simulate it, if I had a wife in the future, where should this private money be hidden?

However, my sad father, as long as he can think of it, he has hidden it, and where he can't think of it, I have also used my pocket money as his private money to hide, and all of them have failed, and without exception they have been found by my mother.

It's also very funny to do, because I hid my pocket money as my father's private money, and whenever my pocket money was found by my mother, my mother would be laughed at and laugh at my father, and she would tease my father and say, "Are you sick?"

Maybe it's because there is a lot of money hidden in the private house, and my dad himself can't remember it clearly, and when he encounters this situation, he can only admit it inexplicably, and then embarrassedly say to my mother: 'Isn't this a habit!'

Later, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally let me find a good place to hide private money, that is, hidden in the toilet, especially in the men's toilet.

Of course, it doesn't mean that it's safe in the toilet, as long as it's a place, there will be people, if you hide it casually, if someone else finds out and takes it, then isn't it a big loss?

It doesn't matter if you are found by your wife or your mother, the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, and it goes into your wife's pocket or your mother's pocket, it's not all the same, it's all your own, it's not a big deal.

So, to have this sense of safety, you also have to have the technology to hide private money, dig a pit under the toilet, and then hide the private money under the toilet, in this toilet, as long as there is no problem with the brain, who will dig the pit?"

Then digging the pit, Liu Deyun continued to say all the words that could be thought of in his head, but most of them were his father's instigation, and it was relish to talk about it, this may also be true, these words have been hidden in my heart for too long, and today I encountered this opportunity, as if the dam was broken, gushing endlessly, endlessly.

Before a while had passed, he had really dug out a thing, which was a large ceramic jar, and the whole person should have become more excited, because he was digging more vigorously.

The big pot was dug out, and from the expression on Liu Deyun's face, Situ Junshu could deeply feel that the excitement in his heart was really not allowed by the conditions, if the conditions allowed, maybe he would start singing.

Bringing the big pot out of the pit, Liu Deyun carefully held it in his arms after cleaning it, and explained to Situ Junshu: "This place is safe enough, right? My father has been here several times, but he hasn't found it, and so does my mother, do you know?"

At this point, Liu Deyun paused, as if he was waiting for Situ Junshu's answer, looking at the expression on his face, it was like a child, waiting for praise from a teacher or an adult, it was quite urgent and anxious.

Situ Junshu of the dog day is really heartless, very underbeaten, others are so expectant, he doesn't know how to cooperate, even if it is a little comfort.

He didn't give any face, this must be absolutely deliberate, it was really enough, although there was no hippie smile, his answer was this, the birdman said, "I don't know! How can I know, it's not the roundworm in your stomach." ”

Damn, this is not the answer Liu Deyun wants, the muscles on his face trembled very obviously a few times, and gave Situ Junshu a super 'hygienic eye', and then said in a flat tone: "Anyway, you can't spit out ivory in your dog's mouth."

In fact, there are a lot of shortcomings, the only advantage is that I adapt very quickly, if I didn't have such a good habit, I would have been angry with you by now, and if I don't die, I will definitely vomit blood for several 'tons'.

To tell you a little secret, I judge whether the private money I hid was found and stolen by others, but I have made a good mark, and this mark is different.

With your head, the level of intelligence has not yet reached, it is definitely impossible to think of it, and it is also my most proud initiative, and I am not afraid of him telling you here today, because I am going to use my IQ to crush you once, so that you have to admire me.

I have a habit of collecting local soil whenever I go to a place, and you don't think of me as a hobby, it's useful.

When I want to be in the toilet in a certain place, and I am going to pay for it under this toilet, I will collect the soil that has been dug in this place, and then fill in the soil collected from other places, and then I only need to remember the smell of this soil, you see, is it quite perfect?

Now that this matter is over, let's talk about it now, you should also guess this big jar in my hand, right? You won't pretend to be stupid for me! It is my private money, and there is still a lot of it, after all, this is where I live, and it can't be too shabby.

I want to tell you seriously, this contains one-thousandth of my family property, and your two unborn children have become rich, truly realizing the sentence of being born with a golden key.

I was born a millionaire, I'm kidding you, a millionaire is a fart, it's too shabby, it's just insulting me, multimillionaires can't do it, the grade is still not enough, these two children must be billionaires.

I'm generous enough, right? When your child is born, I'm going to be the godfather of the two of them, and this matter is settled, look at the stinky expression on your face, is it interesting? Is it really eating poop?

It's not okay to take advantage of yourself and still do this, you can't have such a perverse expression, how did you graduate in the first place, saying that you are a primary school student, it is all lifting you up, and it is all saying with a clear conscience.

If I were your father's ......, would I not be able to be your father? I would be beaten to death by my father, it was too dangerous, and I had aged so many years for no reason, and I couldn't bear this loss.

If I were your brother, I wouldn't beat you into a pig's brain, wouldn't you be a qualified brother? This kind of brother would not be interesting? It would be a shame to have a brother like you.

You don't take it seriously, just assume that maybe I'll doubt my life, wonder if you were born by my mother, or if I was born by my mother? Who the hell is the father or mother who picked up the goods from the garbage heap when I went to take out the garbage in the morning.

It's a bit far, to get back to the point, you can't go back on being your child's godfather, but is it useful to regret it? It's useless at all, what can you do with me?

You should feel very honored that your children can receive a diverse education, and you can teach your children to be the embodiment of justice, maintain world peace, and save the universe as superheroes.

However, if people are too kind and don't think carefully, they will be pitted by others, and generally the final outcome will become cannon fodder for others, so I am needed at this time, everyone understands. ”

Holding it in his arms just now, like a big jar like holding a child, Liu Deyun finished speaking, and threw it out directly, fell to the ground, and undoubtedly shattered.

Seeing the things inside, Situ Jun was dazzled when he set up his horse, he couldn't control it, wiped his eyes a few times, almost knelt down, glanced at Liu Deyun, and burst out foul language when he couldn't control it: "I'm fucking, it's enough to spend money, it's real." ”