Chapter 161: The Fish Are Dead
"Cousin, are you sure these fish are edible? There can't be any problem, right? The lives of the two of us are very precious, and this is really unnecessary. ”
Next to a small pool, Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng were grilling fish next to the small pool, and the fish was about to be roasted, because the tempting aroma was already coming out.
It's just that the expressions of the two people are different, Situ Junshu is engrossed in fiddling, while Wu Zhanpeng is different, he is not at all absent-minded, he is full of sorrow and said: "I'm really a little worried, can this fish be eaten? If you eat it, it won't be good, I don't want to suffer that kind of sin."
Let's not eat, okay? Patience will pass, the day is about to dawn, even if I have a treat, let's go find a better place, you can choose the place, can you have a good meal?"
Wu Zhanpeng's worries are justified and grounded, because the fish they grilled came from this small pool, isn't this nonsense? If it didn't come from this pool, could it still fall from the sky? There can't be too many strange things, what is written in the novel and acted in the movie, can it be brought to reality?
Actually, it's really not nonsense, it's not wrong that the fish does come from the waterhole, if it's normal, then it's okay, you can eat boldly and with confidence.
The problem is that it is not normal! The fish in the waterhole are no longer swimming, nor are they under the water, but all float up, with their stomachs facing upwards, and they are a large white patch, and I don't know whether they are dead or fainted.
Just ask, as long as you are a normal person, there is no major problem, your brain can still think about problems, if you don't eat this meal, you won't die, if you see this situation, can you still eat with peace of mind?
As for why the fish in the waterhole are like this? To such an extent, I don't know if they are dead or alive, poor fish! For their sad fate, a second of silence was all caused by Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng.
When the two of them fell from the sky, they couldn't wait to find a water source to take a bath, wash off the smell on their bodies, and stick to their bodies with a piece of poop, as long as there is nothing wrong with it, normal people will do it.
The result is very unfortunate, it can only be said that it is the will of heaven to make people, this small puddle was touched by the two of them, and it is also a tragic fate, and the rest of the things need not be said much, you can guess it.
It's a rhythm that can't be escaped, the two of them just take a bath in it, and then it becomes like this, all the fish suffer, as for the rest, no matter how small the life, their fate is unknown?
After taking a bath, after making sure that there was no smell on his body, and he returned to normal and clean, there was a stinky man left, and after the smell that should be there, Situ Junshu grabbed a few fish and grilled them, and the general process was like this.
If one or two fish die, you don't have to worry too much, it's normal, right? Even if you comfort yourself in your heart, you can solve the problem, but if the fish in the whole pond become like this, then no matter how comforting you are, you can't say anything about comfort?
It should be that the fish is cooked, and the stomach has already protested, gurgling non-stop, starving to death, but not dead, it's not a nonsense, it's just killing time.
It's so tempting, it's too tempting to take it anymore, it's time to eat, if you don't eat it, you may really starve to death, and it's a joke when it gets out.
Situ Junshu took out a fork, inserted a fish from the iron shelf, put it under his nose, and took a deep breath, looking very satisfied, as if he was about to enjoy it, a delicacy that was unique in heaven and earth.
Then he began to eat in a big gulp, and the freshly grilled fish was not afraid of being burned, judging from the dynamics of his eating, one bite after another, as if he was reincarnated by a starving ghost, and he was not afraid of being pinched by the fish bones to the throat.
A freshly grilled fish, you can imagine how hot it is, ordinary people must have two breaths, a little cold to be able to move, not ordinary people are really different.
This fish also looks quite big, and it is estimated that it weighs at least two or three catties, but the eggs of Nima's maid, Situ Junshu actually ate them clean in less than ten bites, and after a few bites, in addition to the fish head, there are only fish bones left.
It's really fucking amazing, Wu Zhanpeng was stunned in an instant, and opened his mouth uncontrollably, maybe he wanted to say something, but his mouth was open for a long time, but not a single sound came out.
What is that? It is said that there is no sound at all, which may be a bit mistaken, but there is still a sound, but it is not the sound of talking? It is the sound of the throat swallowing saliva.
A fish was quickly dried up, and he was full of strength, probably because he had something in his stomach to lay a base, and at this time he was free, Situ Junshu began to look left and right, looking east and west, and he didn't know what he was looking for.
After looking for a while, maybe he didn't find what he was looking for, he said to Wu Zhanpeng, who was still in a daze: "Cousin, you're still in a daze! Is this necessary?"
Wake up quickly! You're already grown up, so it's good to look a little bit good? And you're still so handsome, I'm a little jealous of your appearance, but you also have to pay attention to your diet, otherwise it will have an impact on your appearance.
I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm telling the truth, I have to admit it, you're a little more handsome than me, are these words I said good?
I'm a little thirsty, do you have anything to drink? Alcoholic drinks, I don't have luxury, after all, you're a young man who has just grown up, if you have, even if your father allows it, your mother won't allow it.
Coke and Sprite are fine, I'm not afraid of gaining weight, if not, a few bottles of mineral water? This should be there! But don't tell me I don't have anything, then I'll despise you.
If you become like this, you are destined to be a single dog for a long time in the future, for a long, long time, and if you are too unlucky, you may be like this for the rest of your life, not kidding, I'm not scaring you.
I'm experienced, I want to be chic, but I have to pay a price, if I hadn't been hacked, I'd probably still be a single dog now, it's a little too funny, you don't necessarily have my luck. ”
It's okay, and it's really enough to say, it's said that I'm already thirsty, and I can still say a lot of it, and I don't know if it's nonsense, in short, it's inexplicable, I don't know what it is.
However, the goal of the theme is still quite clear, and the desired goal has been achieved, and Wu Zhanpeng, who was stunned and confused, sobered up, and he said: "You weren't such a cousin before, it's really ......!"
You are my idol, you should know this, you have been like this since you were a child, and it has not changed until now, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, I have been looking forward to it, I don't know when I will be with you.
In my mind, I don't know how many times I've been simulating the scene of meeting you, there are all kinds of scenes, and today's ......!
If time can be turned back again, I still can't imagine it, it's too unimaginable dog blood, it doesn't matter if you can't kill or not, now I don't know what to say, if I have to describe it in one sentence, that is: there is a share of difficulties.
I don't know if there will be such a good thing to be blessed and shared in the coming days, it may be a bit extravagant, but there should always be a good imagination, which can be regarded as a kind of goal!
Speaking of which, I'm really ......! I have a little bit of a beautiful imagination, and I am very much looking forward to it, what kind of blessing is this kind of blessing to be shared with? There are too many meanings of blessing.
It shouldn't be about eating and drinking, it's too unclassy pursuit, there is no shortage of this thing, it should be the love between brothers that my father said, this is a matter between men and men.
I am looking forward to the blessing of love between men and women, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as it is a normal person who has this kind of fantasy, except for those who have that special hobby, it is an inevitable destiny ......!"
"Stop, stop, stop, I said cousin! Didn't you hear what I just said? You digress! Didn't you understand what you asked? I said I was thirsty, could you give me a whole little drink?
When I'm full and drunk, let's talk about the questions you want, okay? Don't discuss these vague questions now, okay? Filling your stomach is the most important thing.
As an adult man, it is good that you can have this kind of thought, this point shows that you have the potential to become a good man who takes care of the family, but you should also solve the problem in front of you first, otherwise it will be too procrastinating.
Is it a very simple sentence? Yes is yes, no is no, but you have pulled out so many questions for me, am I hungry now? Hungry, can I concentrate? If I can't concentrate well, can I answer your questions?
Do you say that only when you have enough to eat can you have the strength to do things, and there should be nothing wrong with this sentence? In the future, you can't be too wordy, and some women will not like this kind of man.
I won't say anything else, and if there is, you can take it out quickly, right? When my cousin and I are full, I will discuss this kind of life problem with you, although I don't have much experience, but at least I have a little more than you?"