Chapter 160: Why am I so unlucky?

Feeling that there was no problem, Wu Zhanpeng dragged Situ Junshu and ran regardless of it, the speed at the beginning was not very fast, and he was able to maintain a certain speed.

The speed is getting faster and faster, as if the brakes of the car are failing, it shouldn't be hilarious, right?

However, this hi height, but it is really enough, is it the legendary, the rare hi flew into the sky, this is how it was formed, unconsciously, sometimes unconsciously, a difficult operation came out like this.

"Why am I so unlucky? Why is my life so miserable? Am I going to blame the government? It's so nonsense, I will carry it to such an extent, it can't be a record-breaking, right? It doesn't make sense! Who are the people I met? It's so sad. ”

Situ Junshu roared bitterly in his heart: "Recently, for a period of time, although I haven't done anything good, I must not have done anything bad!

How can this be? Even God is jealous, and this time he wants to punish himself, shouldn't he? It's too nonsense, isn't it? It's hard to be a father.

Wu Zhanpeng, you little brat, why don't you grow snacks? Do your eyes grow on your forehead or on your buttocks? Don't be so careless? This kind of habit is unacceptable.

Don't look at what you're hooking? Just pull it and leave, I don't know what to say, you pure second goods, it shouldn't be deliberate? This is the rhythm that is going to kill me.

Fortunately, it's not an ordinary person, if it's an ordinary person, it's going to die at this time, wait a minute, I won't give you a good look, or I won't give you a little color to see, and you will sit under my ass as a cousin. ”

It really hurts to death, it's a person, it's not a fish! It turned out that Wu Zhanpeng's fishing skills were so good that he threw the hook out and actually hooked Situ Junshu's chin.

Although the face is not so handsome that people want to be beaten, but it is also square, clean and dignified, if you go on a blind date, you don't have to worry about the lack of appearance.

Being dragged on the ground, for the sake of a face, this kind of pain is still bearable, but when you want to fly into the sky, you can't stand it, all the weight, it's all on top, and all the power is concentrated at one point.

If you can endure this kind of pain, then you will be a dead person, at least the distance from death is about to be approached, this kind of tragic thing must not happen, if you have the ability to solve it, it must be solved? Otherwise, you will be a big fool.

Nima is a ball, this is flying higher and higher, the hooked Situ Junshu is neatly organized, and his brain is a little confused, just want to start a little action, where would he think of it? It should also be unexpected.

Wu Zhanpeng, who was flying in the sky, flying, flying, I don't know if he was having fun or something, if he wants to fly, he can fly well, he will actually turn a corner, and as a result, Situ Junshu will suffer even more, only the more sorrowful, not the saddest.

To add insult to injury, it was originally just a fish hooked, but now it is like a snake, and the fishing line is looped around the neck, and it becomes hanged.

If it were like the original, if it were an ordinary person, he would not be hooked to death, but he would just break the phase, and then he would fall down and fall to his death; now?

Situ Junshu was angry, he couldn't bear it anymore, he would have no face if he didn't have face! They were all a family, and when they used to take a bath together, they were all bare-bottomed, so there was really no need, why talk about so many twists and turns?

If this situation is really big, then the face will be even more gone, and if the child should know it in the future, it will be laughed to death, and it will become a stain for a lifetime, and this kind of thing can be completely avoided.

A white light flashed in his hand, and a cold and shining knife appeared in Situ Junshu's hand, and he slashed at the fishing line, but it was the same one, he cut several times, but he didn't cut the fishing line, and he was still hanging in the air.

Situ Junshu was not angry to death, nor was he angry and vomited blood, he really didn't have that condition, and his strength didn't allow it, his neck was entangled, even if there was blood, he couldn't spit it out, he could only be suffocated, and he was so aggrieved that he bleed internally.

I had to explode again: "This little guy, he has a problem! What material is used to make the fishing line of the fishing rod? I actually cut it with a knife, is this for fishing or crocodile? Is it because I am missing a tendon in my brain? It is made of this tendon, and what is it doing with such a big amount of money?"

It will not work to do it like this any longer, even if you don't die, you will shed a layer of skin, and at least your spirit will be haggard, and then it will be a double loss, and this loss will be impossible to estimate.

There is no way, we can only face the reality, how much is a pound of face worth? It's all false, it's too hypocritical, it's just living a crime, that is, you don't want to lose face, you really can't stand it, and you're about to break through the bottom line.

They are all young people of several thousand years old, and they are already past that age, what do they need so much face for? The wife already has it, and he is about to become a father, so the most realistic is the best, and the one with crooked heads and brains, as long as he has the strength, what are he doing so much? The big deal is to blow out the heads of those gossips.

After figuring it out, the mood becomes a little more comfortable, although there is no change in the physical body, but it is different in the mind, and it has been sublimated, is the liberation of the physical body still far away?

Situ Junshu was forced to magnify the move, it is not possible not to magnify the move, who knows the most experienced experience of this kind of encounter? People who have not experienced it can rest assured to say big things there, as long as it is a person who has experienced it, this person is still normal, he will cry.

The big knife in his hand was put away, and Situ Junshu's feet kicked lightly in the void, and immediately the whole person was like a cannonball, the speed was needless to say, it was quite fast, and it rushed upward, that is, it was at the same height as Wu Zhanpeng in less than a second.

When Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng were at the same height, his mood changed and he became very happy, not because he was happy that there was no pain, but because there was another reason.

Suddenly appeared in front of Wu Zhanpeng, the little guy's face was originally a very hilarious expression, but it instantly solidified, and immediately became pale and bloodless, and there seemed to be a fine sweat coming out vaguely, Situ Jun was like taking a big tonic, that kind of happiness is really not to mention, it should be refreshing.

Since we are making trouble, we should take advantage of this opportunity to say that there is a sentence that is very good, but how did you say that? After this village, there is no such shop, so we should seize the opportunity and make it bigger, otherwise it will not conform to our true colors, and we will be able to make up for the second loss.

Seeing Wu Zhanpeng's stunned expression, Situ Junshu, who was in a good mood, had a new idea in his heart in an instant, and he knew how to expand the victory surface again.

So he took advantage of the victory to pursue, and it was better to be happy alone, so he quickly hugged Wu Zhanpeng, who was pretending to be in a daze, and kept rubbing, a little disgusting, and a little obscene, they were already faceless, what do you care about so much?

Situ Junshu also deliberately freed up one hand, he didn't care how disgusting it was, he picked and touched his body, and then touched Wu Zhanpeng's face.

"It stinks! It's a lethal rhythm, it's disgusting. ”

When a foul smell started from his nose and penetrated into his brain, and when he reached his internal organs, Wu Zhanpeng immediately sobered up, held back his nausea and wanted to vomit, and immediately said, "Cousin, how can you do this?

I'm helping you, it's okay if you don't thank me, who told you to be born hundreds of years earlier than me, you are the elder brother, I am the younger brother, and it should be, what God destined to do cannot be changed.

But we have all grown up, you already have a wife, and you are about to become a father, and I am destined to have a girlfriend in the near future, and I am not a single dog immediately.

But you can't do that, you can't do that! I don't have enough brains, I can't even think of breaking my head, I can't remember how many hundred years it has been, and the way we met is like this, it's so low-level and interesting.

Your image in my mind is lofty, it has always been positive energy, and it is full of energy, and it will never stop, you actually changed your image by force, don't be like this, ruin the three views, okay?"

Situ Junshu was pretending to be stupid, still hugging Wu Zhanpeng tightly, constantly rubbing, simply taking his words as the wind in his ears, this dog, didn't keep silent, he also answered.

It's just that he replied like this, full of routines, very bad: "Cousin! It's been hundreds of years, you actually look so handsome, if you don't speak, I don't know who you are?"

What are you talking with your mouth open? The expression on your face seems to be very painful, what is this? What is the situation? Did you take the wrong medicine? Or did you eat the wrong thing, and you had a bad stomach?

Why don't we go down? It's not good to fly in the sky, the wind is too strong, and your voice is too quiet, can you tell me louder? It's better to talk to my ear, or I won't understand, what the hell are you talking about?"

Wu Zhanpeng cried, this was definitely intentional.