Chapter 36: Picking Up a Little Ab (3)
When Xiao AB lay on Jiang Bo's shoulder, the barrage exploded.
"Close encounter?" "Is it so easy?"
"Big, big, big" "is worthy of being an anchor, and he actually completed an impossible pickup!"
"One has no money and two has no one, and this is a successful conversation?"
The barrage full of screens, most of them are incredible, and some of them are exaggerated.
The girl is still very curious about the "emerging thing" of live broadcasting, and Xiao AB is watching these barrages now.
Jiang Bo can probably guess some of the thoughts in her heart: she will feel beautiful about the barrage that praises her. And for those who feel "incredible" and praise "the anchor is amazing", the perception will definitely not be much better.
So he smiled directly: "What kind of pick-up, if she hadn't given me the opportunity, I wouldn't have been able to even say a word to anyone." ”
He looked at Xiao Ab and said, "Besides, she has a lot of mood swings today and drank again, if it is normal, a beautiful girl like her will not take care of a strange man at all." ”
In a word, Xiao AB's expression immediately softened, and he said to the barrage: "See, right? ”
Jiang Bo was "aggrieved" and said: "Am I as bad as you say?"
"Of course," Xiao Ab stifled a smile.
"Forget it, I'm leaving. ”
Jiang Bo did what he said and immediately stood up.
"No, you're going there, you're chatting happily. Xiao AB didn't know what was going on, he just wanted to talk to Jiang Bo for a while, so when he saw him like that, he didn't think much about it at all, and immediately got up and chased after him.
Jiang Bo took the gimbal and walked straight forward, and this time, he came directly to the door of the bar.
"Hey, you're ......"
The security guard immediately walked up.
Then, he saw Xiao AB following behind Jiang Bo.
Jiang Bo smiled: "I'll play with my friends at the door for a while, okay?"
Xiao Ab said strangely: "Why are you talking to the security guard?
She didn't know that this security guard had really stopped Jiang Bo. But at this time, the security guard didn't say a word and turned around and left.
Bars all over the country are extremely welcome to beautiful girls, like Xiao AB, even if they don't consume in the bar, they are also VIP guests of the bar.
Jiang Bo smiled and didn't say anything, but took out a small speaker from the snakeskin bag.
This is the "entertainment show" he prepared for tonight, and the "street picking" program is too "dry" after all, and the sailors can only watch it fresh, so in the show, it must be mixed with some different stimulation points.
Xiao AB is a stimulus point, and the same goes for speakers.
While fiddling, Jiang Bo said, "Since you are following, then I will take you to play with me if I am embarrassed." ”
"What are you playing?" Xiao Ab's eyes widened and he looked at him curiously.
Jiang Bo put the speaker on the ground, manipulated his mind, and connected it to the black technology mobile phone.
Only then did the snakeskin bag lay flat on the ground and a broken wrist was placed on it.
Chong Xiaoab smiled mysteriously: "Let's walk the rivers and lakes, what do we rely on to eat? That is naturally this talent, you are sure to take a good look at it." ”
The next moment, the sound of crisp music suddenly sounded on the stereo.
It's not the kind of music that dances, but a crisp rap:
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down!"
"Bastard, bastard, bastard, yellow crane boss, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!"
"I owe 350 million and run away with his sister-in-law!"
Xiao AB's eyes widened instantly, because the lyrics were really funny, it seemed to be a street shout, but there was a rhyme.
What's especially important is that with this song, Jiang Bo's waist began to twist like a snake, forming a strange rhythm with the music.
"We have no way to take our wallets to pay for wages!"
"The original price is more than 100 wallets, more than 200 more than 300 yuan, all 20 yuan!"
"20 pieces, 20 pieces, 20 pieces, all 20 pieces!"
The music continued, Jiang Bo twisted more exaggeratedly, and at this time, the beauty of the rhythm was less, and more was formed by the lyrics, a strong sense of comic.
"Poof, what's this for?"
"Why are the lyrics so familiar? I feel like I've heard them on the street buying leather goods. ”
"Mom, what the hell is this?"
"Spicy Eyes"
Not only did the barrage explode, but people came and went at the door of the bar, and they all looked at this side.
The security guard who drove Jiang Bo away just now was also standing not far away, looking at Jiang Bo in ragged clothes, fiddling with such a "bewitching" dance.
Oops, what spicy eyes!
The security guard couldn't cry or laugh, but he was secretly glad that he hadn't stopped Jiang Bo just now, but now no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't think Jiang Bo is a beggar.
With a "click", someone threw a handful of steel hammers into the broken bowl in front of Jiang Bo.
Jiang Bo immediately twisted his waist, leaned forward halfway, and strangely formed a huge arc of more than 60 degrees with his feet, and then stretched out a hand and gave a thumbs up to the young lady who threw the steel hammer.
The "goose goose goose" lady bent over and laughed exaggeratedly, and others followed suit, and several people actually threw a hundred yuan bills into the broken bowl.
These young people in the bar are rich and fun-loving, and Jiang Bo's actions are naturally very in line with everyone's tastes.
"Yellow Crane King Bastard King Road Bastard Yellow Crane, you are not you, you are not a person!"
"More than 100 wallets, more than 200 more than 300 wallets, all 20 pieces, all 20 pieces!"
When the music came to the climax, Jiang Bo straightened his body, and then made an inviting gesture to Xiao AB very gentlemanly.
Compared with the formal invitation, this action still has an exaggerated component, and even his facial muscles are as if they are grimacing, full of funny colors.
Xiao Ab is happy, those big eyes are fascinated into a slit, she is originally slightly drunk, a little impulsive, and fun-loving.
In this case, almost without hesitation, he stretched out his little hand again, and this time, just like a couple, he was very close to Jiang Bo.
Jiang Bo raised his hands, and in the repeated climactic music, he suddenly swung his "small motor" electric buttocks.
Xiao AB also raised his hands, but he was not as crazy as him, he just twisted his waist, and his flat lower abdomen twitched and twitched, obviously holding back a crazy laugh.
"You don't pay wages or salaries, and you pay me back my hard-earned money...... I pay back my hard-earned money......"
The music came to an end, with a large number of repetitive overlapping notes, which made Jiang Bo and Xiao AB even more crazy.
The cooperation between the two gradually became tacit, and Jiang Bo swung the "electric small motor" and began to revolve around Xiao AB.
The difficulty of the action of "electric buttocks" is quite demanding, Jiang Bolu's hand immediately caused the screams of the onlookers, and Xiao AB finally couldn't help it, covering her mouth and bending down, her stomach hurt from laughter.
In the end, Jiang Bo turned around, leaned out from behind Xiao AB, grabbed her slender waist with one hand, and reached out in front of her with the other hand, making a gesture of asking for money.
The music ends, and the movements of the two form a beautiful poss!