Chapter 35: Accosting a Little AB (2)
Jiang Bo said this, what else can Xiao AB say?
She stretched out her hand and put it in front of Jiang Bo: "Oh, you can help me take a look." ”
Seeing the white and tender little hand stretched out in front of him, Jiang Bo instantly shook it.
", plant!" "That's it?"
"The hands are so beautiful!" "???"
The barrage instantly turned into lemon essence, and the sour taste soared to the sky.
Xiao AB was stunned for a moment, and had the intention to withdraw his hand, but at this time, Jiang Bo had already spoken.
"Your palmistry fortune line is relatively long, which proves that your background is not bad, and your family is at least middle-class or above......"
"The career line is relatively long, but it is not obvious, which proves that your current job is not very stable, but it will gradually get better in the future......"
"The emotional line is relatively short, especially the emotional line in the early stage, fragmentary, which proves that you have not met your true destiny until now, but the emotional line behind it is okay and more stocky, which proves that you will meet your favorite object sooner or later......"
Jiang Bo commented one by one, as a top outdoor anchor, all kinds of flirting methods are naturally at his fingertips, not only palmistry, but also constellations, tarot cards, and even word measurement, he can say a lot of things.
It doesn't really matter whether these things are correct or not, the important thing is to dare to say it, and, according to Jiang Bo's personal experience, sometimes it can still guarantee a seventy or eighty percent accuracy rate.
For example, Xiao AB in front of her, her hands are very tender, which proves that she is well maintained on weekdays, and according to the clothes she wears, it is easy to judge that Xiao AB's family conditions are not bad.
The same logic is true for the rest: a beautiful girl who is still playing in a bar so late, even if she has a job, can only be a part-time job like a model.
As for emotional matters, Xiao AB has just said a lot.
This trick is very simple, and many people in the barrage have told the truth.
However, the authorities were fascinated, Xiao AB looked at Jiang Bo with some shock, and muttered: "You can see this, it's too godly, right?"
On the contrary, Jiang Bo said humbly at this time: "Actually, it's not that powerful, I don't actually believe in this, I just use it as a reference." ”
"Are we all educated in modern times, or should we respect science more, what is science? ”
"Like what I just said, that's what you really recognize, that's why you sit down and talk to me, don't you?"
Xiao AB covered his mouth and chuckled: "You are so interesting, it is you who say that you look at palmistry, and it is you who is inaccurate." ”
After laughing, she said again: "No, I really believe this, what you just said is all right." ”
In the end, she stared at Jiang Bo with big eyes and said, "Are you really a beggar?" I see that your hands are quite clean, have you ever been in love before?"
After all, she is a girl with a delicate mind, and Jiang Bo today did not deliberately play it, on the whole, it was just the first time people saw him, thinking that he was a beggar, in fact, the skin under his clothes was very clean, especially his hands, and there were almost no stains.
Having said that, if Jiang Bo had held her with his dirty hands, there might not have been these follow-up developments.
"You can see that I am not a beggar. ”
As he spoke, Jiang Bo directly took out his mobile phone PTZ: "Well, in fact, I am the anchor and I am doing a live broadcast program, and the name of this program is street picking." ”
"Hey, beauty!" "Is it really good to admit that?"
"Beauty, run, he's the big bad! Run, run......"
"Be careful, Jiang Bo is going to chase you. ”
There are beautiful women appearing on the scene, and the barrage is still very face-saving, and it is full of swipes in an instant, but what she says makes people cry and laugh.
Xiao AB looked at the barrage and had this feeling: "Wow, there are so many people, hmm, why are they all saying that you are a bad person?"
She looked at Jiang Bo.
Jiang Bo smiled bitterly: "Because you are good-looking, in front of a beauty of your level, any man is a bad guy." ”
Xiao AB covered his mouth and whispered: "Why are you like this, I am a little embarrassed to praise people like this." ”
Jiang Bo said seriously: "To tell the truth, so you must be careful when a beauty like you goes out at night, fortunately, I met me who was still live broadcasting, if it weren't for so many people watching......"
"What do you want?" Xiao Ab's big eyes were fluttering, and there was a smile in his heart.
"Well, it can't be anything, I won't chase girls. Jiang Bo's face was full of frustration.
Xiao AB asked curiously, "Why?"
Jiang Bo spread his hands and said, "Whenever I chase a girl, I can't answer the first question they ask me, so naturally it is impossible to succeed." ”
"What's the problem?" Xiao Ab was even more curious.
"When I chase people, they will ask me what kind of toad it is, you say, how can people answer this question? ”
Jiang Bo said angrily, when he said this, his face was still black, plus this beggar suit, his personal image is actually quite a match for the "toad".
"Ah, goose goose goose ......"
Xiao AB was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing in an instant, his little shoulders trembled, and the large number of scales under his shoulders also trembled, rippling through his clothes and waving layer upon layer.
Jiang Bo was very close to Xiao AB, and at this moment, his eyes were straight: the biggest difference between Xiao AB and the actress in the Earth era is that the actress is a typical airport, and the scale of this one, oh, that is a spectacular.
He sighed deliberately: "No way, my conditions are not good, but I have a sincere heart." ”
"For example, you, we don't say dark words, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, I want to chase you, how will you reply to me?"
Xiao AB held back a smile: "What kind of toad are you?"
Jiang Bo showed a look of distress and said, "I don't know what breed I have, but I mean it to you." ”
"Don't be nostalgic for your scumbag ex-boyfriend, I promise, even if I steal the battery car, I will feed you. ”
He swore solemnly: "I am the only designated worker of the Global Battery Car Stealing Association, and the electric cars I steal every year can circle the earth three times in a row!"
"Goose goose goose, oops, don't say it, I'm dying, why are you so funny...... Woohoo......"
Xiao AB was, and the tears were left, Jiang Bo's words were naturally fake, but the funny effect was absolutely full marks.
"Look, look, don't believe me, I'm telling the truth. ”
"Because I know that you can't like me, I can only let you see my financial strength. ”
Jiang Bo made a gesture of "strength" and sighed: "No way, who would really like a man like me, so I can only hope to buy love with money!"
"Goose Goose Goose ......"
Xiao Ab hugged his stomach with a smile and directly lay on Jiang Bo's shoulder.
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