"There are already several, how about this one? The store is quite big, I think it should be okay, it looks quite regular! I'm almost exhausted, how are you a ghost? The taste is too picky!"

Standing in front of a paper shop that bought incense and candles, Yun Silan really couldn't walk, and said weakly to Mi Fu who was standing beside her, listening to her tone was really tired.

"Sister, how can I be blamed for this? It's not a question of whether I'm picky or not? It's useless for you to buy everything in this store and burn it all for me! Because you won't be recognized by the prefecture at all, and you won't be able to receive it from me!"

"What does this mean? Is this paper money still divided into three, six, nine and so on? Come on, tell me about some of the habits and rules of your prefecture, more skills are not pressing, and it is not a bad thing to know more knowledge, the time is still early, and you are idle anyway. ”

In the previous few paper shops, Mi Fu said that this is not good, and when he didn't need it, Yun Silan didn't pay much attention to it, after all, this was the first time to benefit the bodyguard, so he didn't ask, just let him go, just be happy.

But after going through so many homes, and listening to what she said, it aroused interest, anyway, there is nothing to do, just listen to it as a story, and it's okay to kill time, otherwise there is nothing to do and trouble, there is a lot of time, there is nothing to do, and people will be abolished.

"Sister, do you believe that there are ghosts and gods in this world?

Hey, I'll go, Nima, this is not treating the master as the master, this is insulting IQ, listening to what Mi Fu said, Yun Silan was angry, this is treating himself as an idiot.

So he said aloud, "You're crazy, you're old and confused, or are you bullying me, or what's wrong? What is your master? What are you?"

Isn't it an idiot to ask this question? Isn't it to see how boring my time is? to amuse me! Tell you seriously, don't make this kind of joke next time, it's too cold, it's not funny.

I don't want to know, let's continue to look for it! Find what you are satisfied with, find the appetite, next time we will set the spot, it is not easy to be a master!

You haven't helped me in any way? I've got to work hard for you first, and then you'll have to protect me with a little more heart, sad! Why am I so miserable?

Daddy and mom are unreliable, I met a fairy, and I don't know if it's a husband or boyfriend, the same is unreliable, even a ghost bodyguard is like this, hey! ”

Boring people are like this, when they find a topic, they will say it cracklingly, and a lot of words come, Mi Fu is helpless, and he doesn't know how to explain it.

had to smile bitterly, a grimace turned into a bitter gourd face, Yun Silan was walking in front, and he was following behind, just one person and one ghost, bored wandering around the streets and alleys.

"Found it, my sister, it's in the alley in front of me, I smell it, I'm hungry. ”

"Really? Great, I'm bored to death! Besides, it's almost dark, I'm going to go to my classmates' reunion, I've been graduating for so many years, and it's the first time I've been there, so hurry up, let's go quickly! You're done, it's time to do my business." ”

Yun Silan, who was bored walking in front, suddenly heard Mi Fu say this, and stopped, with a happy expression on her face, and after nagging a word, she ran over excitedly even in the direction of his finger, which shows how boring she is.

"This sister, welcome to our store, it is a pleasure to serve your friend and you, what do you want to buy for this friend next to you?

We are ancestral heirlooms, brand certification, unlike those counterfeit products outside, you just buy more to burn to your friends, he can't get it, important things to say three times: rest assured, rest assured, rest assured.

In terms of price, the store is indeed a bit expensive, and it is a bit outrageous, but this is for people who know the goods, burn it to this friend next to you, he will definitely be satisfied.

You see that he is already drooling, your friend is amazing, the legendary ghost of good luck, as long as you follow your side, in the world, in the human world, you will be lucky for the rest of your life, such a little money, you are absolutely willing to spend, it is worth it!"

As soon as Yun Silan stepped in, this paper shop hidden in the depths of the alley, sitting behind the counter was a young man, quite handsome, who looked less than twenty years old, with a smile on his face, crackling and happily introduced, without pause in between.

Before the age of thirty, I met two unreliable people, my father and my mother, and after the age of thirty, should I meet unreliable people in the future?

Look, this young man in front of him is not so happy when he opens his door to do business, and the guests who come here will not be so happy! What a strange fellow, how can he be more happy than himself? What a happy thing he is?

Oh, I rely on it, how did he know that there was a ghost next to me? Could it be that he also has yin and yang eyes, or has opened his heavenly eyes, or has some other superpowers, and he still knows what he bought for him, it's amazing.

Yun Silan listened to what this young man said, and she didn't care about it at first, but when she saw Mi Fu's ghost appearance, it was really like what he said, not just drooling, but really drooling, and was shocked.

After the shock, Yun Silan came to the counter and said to the young man with an expectant face: "You can also see ghosts, and you also know the origin of this ghost bodyguard next to me, it's really amazing, are you also an immortal? Or a cultivator." ”

"Immortal, not now, but it will be in the future, I am a Taoist priest, my name is Mao Xiaomao, and I can be regarded as a cultivator you just said, my profession is to serve ghosts, so ghosts must be able to be seen!

After all, they are serving them, and if they can't see it, how can they serve them? This sister, don't you say? I'm not afraid to tell you, if these ghosts are gone, then I'll starve to death?"

Yun Silan suddenly realized that this world is really full of wonders, all walks of life exist, only the unexpected, there is no non-existent they don't exist, rare and strange, today is the increase in knowledge.

"After walking so many ways, I found your shop, and after talking so much, my mouth is a little thirsty, although your shop is for ghosts, but those ghosts are poor ghosts, and in the end, don't we have to pay?

So hurry up, pour me a glass of water to drink, and then a little fruit is fine, or I'll be gone, don't buy it, anyway, I'm in that ghost bodyguard, he's been hungry for so many years, and it's not bad for a day or two, don't you say? Hurry up and serve me well, or don't blame me for buying less, you understand?"

"Sister, you're so right, even if it's for ghosts, then you have to serve people first, after all, I have a lot of things for ghosts, and I have a lot of things here, are there any things that can be used?

Tea is available, top-notch oolong tea, fruits are also available, loquat planted in your own backyard, century-old trees, also passed down from ancestors, special sweet, eating will make you particularly satisfied, please wait a moment. ”

Mao Xiaomao really ran to the backyard, it seems that he really needs to do this business, otherwise how could he be so attentive, if his business is very good, it won't be like this, it seems that this business is missing.

The tea is delicious, the taste of loquat is also good, it is quite sweet, there is no sourness at all, Yun Silan drinks it refreshmently, eats it happily, and really feels a little God.

Mao Xiaomao was busy exhaling, although he was sweating profusely and sweating, but his mood was happy, because he had done a good job in this single business, he could be lazy again, he would not open for three years, and he would eat for three years!

Can you be unhappy? It's strange if you're not happy? It's not a person with a problem, in the yard behind Mao Xiaomao's shop, there is a place dedicated to burning all kinds of things for ghosts.

At this time, Mao Xiaomao excitedly pushed all kinds of things for ghosts into the fire, including papier-mâché mobile phones, televisions, refrigerators, cars, villas, and more popular costumes in the world.

To say that in Mao Xiaomao's shop, the happiest person is not him, but a ghost Mifu, he! Whether he is a person or a ghost, this is the happiest moment.

At this moment, what he was wearing was no longer the one he was wearing, the eunuch's costume he wore when he died, but it became a black suit, wearing a white shirt, a red tie, brown leather shoes on his feet, wearing big sunglasses, combing his big back, and putting it in the world.

He was enjoying it, and under a big banyan tree in the courtyard, there was a big table, which was also given to him by Mao Xiaomao, and the big table was full of food, and there was everything in the world.

Mi Fu sat at the big table, he was destroying a roast chicken, there were a few bottles of beer next to him, a sip of roast chicken, a sip of wine, fighting desperately, his mouth was full of oil, and in a short time, this roast chicken was defeated, and the defeat was quite complete, and there were only a few bones left.

I don't know how long it was, Mao Xiaomao finally completed the task and burned everything that should have been burned, but he was tired, but he was happy; Mi Fu was also satisfied, he was no longer a poor ghost, but a rich ghost; Yun Silan fell asleep, lying on the counter and sleeping sweetly.

It's all good.