Chapter 37: Ghost Bodyguards

"Sister, it's dark, it's time for you to eat, I'm closing, you should also settle the bill, you will catch a cold if you sleep like this, the injection is not good, and the medicine is very bitter. ”

Mao Xiaomao rested enough, so he woke up Yun Silan, who was asleep, because he was also hungry, it was rare to do a big business today, and he was in a super good mood, so he had to close the door early and rub it well, and he couldn't treat himself badly, this was his master's mantra.

"Oh, it's really dark, time flies so fast, it's another day, what's that? Mao Xiaomao, right? Is everything done?

It's not good to sleep on your stomach, you sleep a little with back pain, Yun Silan opened his eyes and saw that Mao Xiaomao was standing in front of him with a smile, his face full of expectation.

Turning his head slightly, he saw that Mi Fu was also smiling, his face was full of happiness, standing in the corner of the side, and he continued: "How is it? Are you still satisfied with the goods? Is the quality okay? If the quality is not good, then deduct his money, and you can't be sloppy with the things you use." ”

"Sister, it's all very good, the quality doesn't have to be said, there doesn't seem to be any problem, it's easy to use, I'm quite satisfied, I didn't follow the wrong person this time! I will definitely use my life to protect you." ”

Mi Fu did not forget to answer loyally, his tone was a little trembling, maybe he had been a poor ghost for too long, and he was too excited to get rich once, it seems that there is no difference between humans and ghosts.

"It's okay, it's not early, I'm hungry, it's time to go to dinner after settling the bill. ”

Yun Silan said solemnly to Mao Xiaomao again: "Let's settle the account! Take a look at the total amount of money? You're welcome, my sister is not bad for money, and she won't be scared, but you can also be honest with me, but don't fool me." ”

"No more, no less, 100,000 yuan. Mao Xiaomao reported the account and said: "How dare I? My sister is an extraordinary person at a glance, and she can use ghosts as bodyguards, and I can't stammering people like you? I still want to be a repeat customer? A fool will kill you with a knife." ”

Staring at Mao Xiaomao for a while, Yun Silan smiled, took out the bank card from his pocket, and said, "It's right to think like this! ”

After settling the bill, Yun Silan was about to leave, but she had only walked a few steps and had not yet gone out of the door, and when she saw that there were so many ghost items in the store, she had another idea.

Isn't there a ghost around you? If people can't do anything in the future, let's go to a ghost? Most people are unreliable, and if you look at this ghost around you, how real it is, a little bit of something will be satisfied, and if you have money to make the ghost grind, that's it.

"Xiao Mao, I bought all the things in your store, calculate how much it should cost?"

Mao Xiaomao, who was following Yun Silan, was originally going to close the door after she went out, and then went to have a beautiful rub, but after listening to Yun Silan's words, he was stunned, as if he was petrified, and the expression on his face was frozen.

After two or three seconds, he cried, then grabbed Yun Silan's hand and wept bitterly: "Sister, benefactor! I finally waited for you, from now on I will be your person, I don't need money for the things in this store, all of them are yours." ”

Go to the second uncle next door to him, what kind of rhythm is this? What is he doing here? Do you need to do this? Listening to what he said, the team should not grow again, right?

It was Yun Silan's turn to be stunned, and said with a bewildered face: "Manly man, although you are really young, my sister believes that it must be true in a few years."

Now please stop crying, there is something to talk about, crying and crying, what is it? And you just said that it was my person, you have to make it clear to me, I don't want to be misunderstood about money, I don't want to be unexplained by someone in a relationship. ”

Mao Xiaomao was really obedient, he stopped crying in an instant, put on a smiling face and said: "That's the case, a few years ago, my unconscionable master said that when one day a person came to my store and wanted to buy all the things in the store, I could leave the teacher, I could walk the rivers and lakes, and I could follow that person."

Why didn't you come earlier? Do you know? I've been waiting for three years, spending my days like a year, and I've been staying in this shop for three years.

Do you know why there are no flies in my shop? Because they were all swatted to death by me, and my store is a forbidden area for flies, and you know how lonely I am.

Today you are finally here! This is a happy cry, the tears left behind are tears of joy, this tear must be kept, this is a whole three years of tears, after the tears are a new beginning. ”

What are you doing? What kind of thing is this? Is it good that God doesn't bring such a play? Could it be that people and ghosts, demons and monsters can't come together? What is his uncle, how is this going to be done?

Yun Silan was speechless, his mind was blank, even if the world was more exciting tomorrow, it couldn't be so exciting, this is the rhythm of not scaring people to death, it seems that we must focus on exercising the heart in the future, otherwise one day the heart will not be able to bear it and be scared to death, it will be unlucky, it seems that it must be like this.

To accept, or not to accept?

Yun Silan was tormented in his heart, Yaya slapped a ball, he hated doing multiple-choice questions the most, looking at Mao Xiaomao's expectant expression on his face, and his longing for scary eyes, then accept it, right?

Since it is a matter destined by God, God wants tomorrow to be more exciting, so it is wonderful enough, right? There is a person and a ghost as bodyguards, which can be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.

Although it's a bit exaggerated, it's also true, and if anyone else has their own standard, it's good enough to be bullish, so it's good to comfort yourself.

"Then I'll accept you, right? If you mess with me, you'll be my bodyguard in the future, but there's a problem, what about your shop? You can't just throw it away, right? I think these things are still quite valuable!

I bought a little bit of something, and it's worth 100,000 yuan, so how much should you be worth in the whole store? At least it's worth millions, right? It's something that a ghost will like, and it's a pity to throw it away. ”

Accepting Mao Xiaomao, Yun Silan asked such a question, but Mao Xiaomao's answer was even more surprising to her, he said: "Throw it away, turn it off, how is it possible?"

This shop is not mine, I am just a manager, and when I leave, someone will naturally come to take it, and it is not that some unlucky person is going to come and swatt flies again? I am relieved, and here I wish him good luck? But I must not wait for three years like me. ”

The more Mao Xiaomao said, the happier he became, the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and then he came to the back of the counter, took out a piece of yellow paper, folded a paper crane, chanted words in his mouth, and sealed the law in his hand.

This world is really amazing, seeing a paper crane fly away, Yun Silan sighed without knowing why, and Mao Xiaomao ran to the backyard to clean up his things.

After a while, he came out with a small bag and said, "Sister, where do you live?

Yun Silan ignored him, and didn't answer first, but walked around the store before saying: "There are quite a lot of things here! After you leave today, others accept it, and it will not be you who can call the shots in the future, and it is not good to cheapen others for nothing, do you say yes?"

Besides, there is a colleague of a ghost, since the two of you are working together, do you think you should also have a good relationship with him? So since you have such conditions, it is not an exaggeration to count him as well-behaved! This person is sophisticated and treats people and things, so he should also understand, right?"

Mao Xiaomao understands it, but it's strange if he doesn't understand it? They are all human spirits, and they can understand it at one point, so he put down the bag in his hand, ran to Mi Fu, and said very politely: "Uncle Mi, I am only sixteen years old this year, according to the current legal age of the country in the world, I am still a minor, you have lived for more than a hundred years, my age is less than a fraction of yours, it should be okay to call you Uncle Mi!"

Mi Fu didn't object, didn't squeak, and Mao Xiaomao didn't care, so he continued: "What my sister did just now is not wrong, there are so many things in this store, you can choose whichever one you like, right?

Now I am still in charge of this store, don't be polite, isn't there a good saying? People go to tea and cool, and there is a saying that 'they have the right not to use, and they will be invalid when they expire'.

We can't waste it, it's shameful to waste, if it does, I can't forgive myself, I will feel very sad, you can do me a favor, will you make this wish come true!"

Mi Fu grimaced with a smile, nodded and said, "Okay! I'll give you a chance, right?" Reluctantly help you realize your wishes, I am a well-intentioned ghost by nature, whether it is helping people or helping ghosts, the same must do good deeds, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue. ”

Half of the things in the paper shop were missing, Yun Silan was very satisfied, Mi Fu was very happy, and Mao Xiaomao breathed a sigh of relief.

It took an hour for Mao Xiaomao to burn all the things Mi Fu had selected, which was the first time he had completed the task assigned by the boss.

Mao Xiaomao followed Yun Silan away, closed the door but did not lock it, Yun Silan was very strange, and asked incomprehensibly: "Why don't you lock the door?"

"Who would want this thing?" Mao Xiaomao explained: "The shop that sells dead people's things, as long as the brain is not a problematic person, will not run in and steal things, and it is useless for people to take those things!"

Let's talk about those ghosts! Even if the ghosts come in, it's useless, they can only see it, but they can't get it, and they have to have a living person burn it for them.

Be careful to lure the ghost up, if you meet those greedy ghosts and are relied on, it is a self-defeating way so it is very safe, and this problem is not to worry about. ”

After hearing this, Yun Silan nodded thoughtfully and left, and said, "I seem to have been relied on by the two of you." ”