Volume 2 Sallow Memories Chapter 9 Left and right fight each other
"He Yitong?" Yu Yangzheng whispered in surprise.
He Yitong's gaze suddenly became a little sharp, she glanced at Lin Xiufen, who was holding Yu Yang's arm at this time, and said coldly to Yu Yang: "I didn't expect you to be fast enough?
Yu Yang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You... You misunderstood, she was my classmate and I just met today. ”
"My classmates are like that... Intimacy?" He Yitong continued to ask.
Yu Yang suddenly realized what He Yitong meant, and hurriedly withdrew his hand and retracted his arm; Lin Xiufen suddenly felt a little embarrassed, she looked left and right, and asked, "She... Is it your girlfriend?"
Yu Yang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No... No, it's classmates!"
"That's weird, how can she control you?" After saying that, he stepped forward and grabbed Yuyang's arm again, as if he was provoking He Yitong. Seeing this, He Yitong took a deep breath and walked straight over, Yuyang looked at He Yitong who was approaching step by step, and suddenly became a little nervous, and whispered: "You... What are you going to do? Say it in advance, don't slap your face! Did you hear that?"
Yu Yang was muttering, He Yitong had already walked in front of him, raised his hand and grabbed Yu Yang's other arm without saying a word, and at the same time squinted at Lin Xiufen, this scene couldn't help but surprise everyone, especially the glasses, almost dropped the glasses to the ground, Ma Xiaoyun unconsciously stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Small!
Yu Yang looked left and right nervously, and could only smile wryly, he didn't know what he should do at this moment.
In the end, it was the fat man who broke the silence and said the point of the moment: "This... Where are we going to eat?"
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Yuyang hurriedly answered: "The first love in the commercial street, I have been there, and it is not bad." After saying that, he squeezed his eyes at He Yitong on the side, but He Yitong lowered his head and ignored him.
"First love?" Ma Xiaoyun repeated in a low voice, his brow furrowing thoughtfully.
Yuyang saw Ma Xiaoyun's expression, and wondered if he thought it was too expensive? Also, it was the first time he invited everyone to dinner, and it was indeed a little unkind to choose such a place by himself, so he said: "If you think it's not suitable, then... Can you change places?"
Ma Xiaoyun replied: "Indeed... It's not quite right! Grade... It's too low, and the taste is too... No way!"
Yu Yang was shocked when he heard this, and secretly thought in his heart, this guy is going to pretend! It's okay to say that it's expensive, but it's still that low-grade? If you propose to eat in the canteen for a while, I will have to count you!
Ma Xiaoyun continued to murmur: "But there doesn't seem to be any particularly good places around here... ”
Ma Xiaoyun was babbling, but Yu Yang was muttering in his heart: "Look! Look! I'm going to talk about the cafeteria!"
Ma Xiaoyun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "By the way, there seems to be a Shangdao coffee nearby!
That's a few grades higher than First Love, in Yuyang's words, it's afraid of trampling on people's land when they go to the door of their homes. Yu Yang took the opportunity to pull his arm out of the hands of the two, stepped forward and came to Ma Xiaoyun and whispered, "Big brother, I said... Do you know what the situation is like on the island coffee? I'm afraid the consumption is not low, right?"
Ma Xiaoyun nodded and replied, "I know, consumption seems to be... Not low!"
"Shall we go then? This belongs ... Self-harm?" asked Yu Yang in a low voice again.
Ma Xiaoyun smiled lightly, patted Yuyang's shoulder with his hand, and said, "Don't worry, I'm in for a treat!"
"But you can't fill in your living expenses for a month? Help you?" asked Yuyang.
Ma Xiaoyun squinted his eyes, felt a little helpless, and said, "Xiaoxiao, don't be verbose, okay? Let's go!"
The glasses hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm not going! I'm not used to it?"
Ma Xiaoyun shook his head lightly and replied, "Okay, whatever you want!"
While talking, He Yitong and Lin Xiufen came to Yu Yang almost at the same time, one of them stretched out a hand and grabbed Yu Yang's arm, Yu Yang didn't dare to dodge, and she was so left and right that the two of them were put out of the classroom. Seeing this, Ma Xiaoyun couldn't help but sigh: "This kid, I really don't know what's good?"
The fat man chimed in: "That's it, it doesn't look as handsome as me!"
After hearing this, Ma Xiaoyun hurriedly turned his head to look at the fat man, looked at it carefully, and said, "Well... That's right!"
In less than half an hour, several people arrived at Uejima Coffee, which was not far from the school. The environment and style here are indeed much better than first love, but Yu Yang still has the heart to appreciate it, since the classroom, the two of them have been holding him left and right, and they don't know how many strange eyes there are along the way, if this is someone else, there are so two beauties left and right to accompany him, he is happy! But Yu Yang knows that it is not a good thing at this moment! This is a battle between two women without gunpowder, he is trembling and waiting for the war that may break out at any time, and what is even more painful is that these two women actually chose themselves as their target, which is the most fatal.
After a few people sat down in the private room, the two finally let go of Yuyang's arm, but they didn't say a word, Yuyang looked left and right, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he rubbed his arm, wanting to ease the atmosphere, so he said to He Yitong: "Or, I'll tell you a cold joke." In other words, a polar bear felt a little bored, so he began to pluck the hair on his body, plucking, plucking, plucking, plucking, and after a while, he plucked the hair, and the polar bear suddenly shivered and shouted loudly, wow! It's so cold without hair~"
Yu Yang said that he forced himself to laugh non-stop, but He Yitong replied helplessly: "Your joke is so cold!"
Yuyang suddenly felt that the atmosphere was eased by him and became even more embarrassing, and when he was at a loss, Lin Xiufen beside him suddenly said: "Wow! It's funny! You can tell me another one!" After that, he glanced at He Yitong on the side.
Yuyang hurriedly looked at Lin Xiufen, cleared his throat, and said: "Before, there was an old king, he was sick and dying, so he called his three sons to the bed and said loudly, you listen to me... And then he died!"
Lin Xiufen winked at Yuyang blankly and asked, "It's over?"
"Well, it's over, isn't it funny?" asked Yuyang.
The corners of Lin Xiufen's mouth twitched, and she forced out a smile, and replied, "Wow! What a funny joke!"
"Waiter! waiter! Ma Xiaoyun suddenly roared loudly, and the waiter on the side thought that something urgent had happened, so he hurriedly ran over and asked, "Is there anything you need help with?"
Ma Xiaoyun said with a serious face: "Please help us turn up the temperature of the private room, my brother told a few jokes just now, and I am a little unwell! Order. ”
The waiter nodded, quickly handed over the menu and turned up the temperature of the air conditioner.
Yu Yang looked at Ma Xiaoyun helplessly, and asked, "Big brother, are you going to do it?" Tell us one!"
Ma Xiaoyun coughed and said: "Okay, I'll give you a good story, I can't stand the mess you talked about! Listen, it is said that there is a peek-a-boo club, and their head has not been found yet... How's that? Funny, right?"
"Pap, papa, papa!" The fat man applauded and echoed: "As soon as the helper speaks, he will know if there is one!"
Ma Xiaoyun was happy and continued: "Let's talk about a press at the bottom of the box, there is a match, the head is itchy, I scratched it, and I burned it to death! ”
"That's enough!" Yu Yang said loudly, he looked at the waiter, and continued: "Why don't you turn up the temperature more?"
The waiter smiled and replied, "It's enough... It's high, or ... You can order first. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, order food first, eat something hot to warm up!" Yu Yang echoed.
"Isn't it that funny?" Ma Xiaoyun muttered quietly.
Yu Yang suddenly raised his head and said to Ma Xiaoyun: "Your joke is really bad, this is funny!" As he spoke, he hurriedly pointed to the menu with his finger, and whispered with a shocked face: "A cup of coffee here actually costs 128 yuan!!! okay-laugh-right?"
"Five cups!" Ma Xiaoyun said disdainfully.
"Big brother, you are... Yu Yang looked at Ma Xiaoyun in surprise.
Ma Xiaoyun continued: "Forget it, let's let me have some of it, five steaks, all of them are medium-rare!"
"Okay, do you need anything else?" the waiter asked softly.
"Not for the time being, thank you!" Ma Xiaoyun handed back the menu, of course, Yuyang still saw the price of the steak on the menu.
Yu Yang opened his mouth and asked, "I want to know, you guys here... How do you generally deal with eating overlord meals?"
The waiter was stunned by Yu Yang's words, and then smiled: "Mr. really loves to joke!"
"Ignore him, go serve the food!" Ma Xiaoyun urged.
After the waiter walked away, Yu Yang whispered again: "Big brother, we still have time to slip away, this meal is almost my living expenses for three months! That's an exaggeration, isn't it?"
Ma Xiaoyun shook his head and replied, "Why do I look at you more and more abrasively? I also have two younger siblings! Are you ashamed?"
Yu Yang then remembered the two beside him, so he hurriedly looked left and right, and replied timidly: "Big brother! Kill someone!"
He Yitong and Lin Xiufen both had stiff faces, still silent, Ma Xiaoyun broke the silence and said: "Speaking of clubs, it should be recruited in more than ten days, have you considered which club you want to join?"
After hearing this, the fat man asked repeatedly, "What is the club?"