Although Yuyang and the fat man have not known each other for a long time, he can already deeply understand that the fat man is the kind of person who seems to kill him when he drops a meal. The fat man's mother was on the night shift last night, so he didn't have time to prepare breakfast for him in the morning, the fat man ate in the cafeteria for thirty minutes before it was finished, Yuyang looked at the time, it was close to class, and today was the first time in college, so he and Ma Xiaoyun dragged the fat man to the classroom like crazy, but the fat man's movement speed was really enough, and when the three of them arrived at the door of the classroom, the classroom was already full of people.

Yu Yang whispered a "report", and followed them into the classroom, and without looking closely, he casually found an empty seat and sat down.

"Coincidentally, you're really early!" the person next to Yu Yang whispered.

Yu Yang turned his head when he heard the voice, and suddenly felt surprised: "Yes... It's you!What a coincidence!" Sitting next to Yu Yang was the beautiful girl he met yesterday when he bought a mobile phone card at the commissary, Yu Yang looked surprised and happy, and continued: "I don't call... I'm Yuyang, what about you?"

"Cough, cough, cough" The teacher on the podium deliberately coughed a few times, signaling Yu Yang not to speak, Yu Yang blushed, and quickly turned right, and the girl next to him couldn't help but smile sweetly when she saw this.

The teacher is about 40 years old, a typical college teacher, with a white shirt, big black-framed glasses, and a big back, but the sideburns are a little white, and he continued: "Hello students! Introduce yourself, my surname is Jiao! I am your university class teacher!"

The fat man next to him suddenly laughed, Yu Yang was confused by him, and asked in a low voice: "Second Brother Guan, do you suddenly think of chicken legs or pork ribs? How can you be so uncontrollable?"

The fat man hurriedly shook his head and whispered, "No... It's nothing, the surname is Jiao... Then the fat man "poofed" again!

Yu Yang shook his head, and sighed secretly in his heart: "Dead fat man! Nine out of nine are stupid by this morning's steamed buns! ”

Teacher Jiao continued: "I won't say more, all the students come from all over the world, why don't you get to know each other first? From now on, you will each go on stage to introduce yourself!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Xiumei, from Luoyang, Henan, please take care of me in the future!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Fenfang, I am from Yulin, Guangxi, and I am very happy to meet you!"

"My name is Li Linxiu, I'm from Shandong, hello everyone!"

......

The classmates came to the stage one after another to introduce themselves, at first Yuyang listened carefully, but after there were many people, he remembered so much at a time, so he became a little bored, he secretly glanced at the girl next to him, so he whispered: "You... Do you think that in this name, Xiu, Fen, Fen, how does it sound like that? What did these parents think when they chose their names?"

The girl was stunned when she heard this, and glanced at Yuyang, but did not answer, Yuyang also felt a little bored, so she quieted down. Finally, it was Yuyang's turn to take the stage, Yuyang was full of energy, ready to listen to what this "good coincidence" was called, and it would be easy to know in the future.

"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Xiu Fen! ”

As soon as Yu Yang heard it clearly, he suddenly felt that his face was hot for a while, this... It's too much of a coincidence, isn't it? Isn't it just to get out of the muzzle alive?

The girl returned to her seat, but Yuyang was embarrassed to look at her again, how could there be such a coincidence in the world, she just finished saying the words "Xiu" and "Fen", but she was called "Lin Xiufen"! There are 3,000 commonly used Chinese characters in China, but these two words let her catch up...

Yuyang hurriedly got up, walked onto the podium, and said with a red face: "I... My name is Yuyang and I'm from Yunzhou City... Well... Without. But just as he was about to step off the stage, Mr. Jiao suddenly spoke: "Hey, this classmate seems to be a little embarrassed, why don't you encourage and encourage, let him sing a song for everyone?"

Yu Yang secretly scolded in his heart: "You lack virtue! You know I'm embarrassed, but you still let me sing? What kind of logic is this? Besides, I'm thick-skinned, I'm embarrassed just because... Lin Xiufen's matter!" But Yu Yang was thinking about it, but there was applause and shouting in the audience, and Yu Yang glanced up, only to see that the fat man was the loudest, this is... A dorm brother!

Yuyang hesitated for a long time, and finally spoke: "Teacher Jiao, I... I don't know how ... Sing!"

"It's okay, it's okay! It's okay to sing a children's song, but if it doesn't work, let's dance!" Mr. Jiao continued.

Cold sweat broke out on Yuyang's forehead, and he secretly scolded in his heart: "Jump your sister! It's definitely because I was late just now, and I whispered and deliberately manipulated me!"

Yuyang thought for a while, and finally said: "Okay, then I'll still sing! Two tigers, two tigers, run fast~... ”

Teacher Jiao showed a disgusted expression, it seemed that he was also disgusted by Yuyang's singing, so he hurriedly took the lead in applauding, and said: "Okay, okay! Thank you Yuyang for your singing, please return to your seat quickly!" The word "fast" seemed to be accented again.

When Yuyang returned to his seat, he couldn't help but sigh: "Xiaoxiao, I didn't expect your skin to be thicker than mine!

Yuyang smiled and replied in a low voice: "Second Brother Guan, you have won the award!"

"Xiaoxiao?" Lin Xiufen repeated in a low voice, and couldn't help but smile.

Yu Yang hurriedly replied: "Don't get me wrong! I'm not small, they are shouting nonsense... Also, I'm sorry about what happened just now!"

"The three words Lin-Xiu-Fen are originally earthy! You are not the first to say it. Lin Xiufen replied in a low voice.

"Oh~ It turns out that the hero sees the same thing!" Yu Yang replied in a low voice.

"You !!!" Lin Xiufen couldn't help but be a little angry, but she quickly smiled indifferently and didn't continue to talk to Yuyang.

The class teacher's class ended in such a bustling laughter, Yu Yang finally met the "coincidental" girl, and he didn't expect him to be in the same class as himself, Yu Yang couldn't help but sigh: "The world is so small!"

The second period is a college English class, the English teacher is very young, it seems that he will not be more than thirty years old, tied a ponytail, looks full of vitality, and the first sentence is: "My name is Jerry! Please say your English name, I don't remember the Chinese name!"

"Is it necessary?" the fat man scolded quietly.

"Then you can start first!" Perhaps the teacher heard the fat man's voice and immediately pointed his finger at the fat man.

The fat man stood up with a blank face, and Yu Yang thought to himself: "What English name can the fat man have? Even if there is, it is definitely food." ”

The fat man was silent for a long time, and finally asked, "Teacher, what is your English name?"

"Jerry!" the teacher repeated.

"Well, my name is Tom!Jerry and Tom!" the fat man smirked.

The teacher took a deep breath, she knew that the fat man was messing around, but she was also a little helpless, so she couldn't be angry with him, so she had to say, "What a big Tom, sit down!"

Immediately afterward, the teacher pointed to the glasses and asked, "What is your name!"

Glasses immediately got up and replied loudly, "KOBE!"

"Poof!" Yu Yang couldn't hold back for a while! Laughed out loud! The teacher turned to Yu Yang and said, "This classmate, please tell me your English name." ”

Yu Yang blushed and slowly stood up. The glasses looked weak, and he dared to name it "KOBE"! The contrast was too great, so Yu Yang couldn't hold back for a while, but now when it came to him, how could he have any English name, and why did the teachers in the university have the same name? At this moment, he just wanted to shout loudly in his heart: "F-U-C-K!" This couldn't help but be pronounced by him.

"F?" the teacher's eyes were fixed on Yuyang.

"F-L-Y!" Yu Yang continued.

The teacher was stunned for a moment and replied, "FLY, good name!

“FLY。。。 It's also very earthy!" Lin Xiufen whispered.

"Okay... Let you move back!" Yu Yang replied in a low voice.

The first day of college ended quickly with everyone's freshness. As soon as the bell rang for the end of the last class, Ma Xiaoyun immediately got up and said to Yuyang and the fat man: "Let's go!

Yu Yang looked puzzled and asked in a low voice, "What are you celebrating?"

"Celebrate the end of the first day of class! The first day of college life! How meaningful! You said right?" Ma Xiaoyun said.

"Yes, I agree!" the fat man chimed in.

"Count me in then. Yu Yang replied.

"I'm not going! I'm going to self-study!" replied with a quick wave of his hand.

"How long can a meal delay you? Let's go together?" Ma Xiaoyun continued.

"I'm really not going, I know you're good to me, I'm in the heart!"

"That... It's up to you!" Ma Xiaoyun shook his head and said, continued to turn his head to look at Yuyang, and said, "Call your girlfriend to go with you." ”

"My girlfriend?" Yu Yang asked rhetorically.

Ma Xiaoyun raised his hand and pointed at Lin Xiufen beside Yu Yang and asked, "Isn't she?"

Yu Yang looked helpless and replied: "Big brother, why do you see everyone who says it's my girlfriend? I just met!"

"Oh~" Ma Xiaoyun replied meaningfully.

"I'll go!" Lin Xiufen suddenly responded, but this voice surprised Yuyang, he looked at Lin Xiufen in surprise, and asked, "Eh, do you mean to go or not to go?"

"I'll go!" Lin Xiufen reiterated again.

Yu Yang shook his head and replied, "I... Still don't understand!"

Lin Xiufen suddenly stood up, pulled Yuyang's arm, and replied, "I-follow-you-you-go!

"Where are you going?" Yu Yang looked at the voice, and the one standing at the door of the classroom at this time was actually He Yitong!