Chapter 5 Brothers
In Chu Yu's imagination, he waved his big hand and shook the tiger's body, and then everyone bowed their heads, and then he harvested a large group of little brothers with big shoulders and round waists.
It's a pity that this is a scene in the street, and in reality, it doesn't exist.
Chu Yu's "Big Brother Declaration" was arrogant, but unfortunately, no one responded to him.
The main thing is that people don't know him, and they don't know what this man is capable of.
This suddenly ran like a stranger, saying that he was mixed with meat to eat, and it was estimated that everyone thought this guy was mentally ill.
A group of people looked at each other, looking at Chu Yu's gaze as if they were looking at an idiot.
Whatever you want, you will be recognized as a big brother, whatever will be a hidden disciple, and whatever will go out to help you cut people.
We are a disciplined force, and you think this is the top of the mountain?
Only Meng Yong looks like he has gained and lost.
Chu Yu looked embarrassed, this group of people is too faceless.
Wang Xuanzhu looked at Meng Yong: "Brother Yong, this kid... β
Without saying the following words, Wang Xuanzhu pointed to his head, meaning that he suspected that Chu Yu had a mental problem.
Chu Yu didn't bother to explain so much, so he put the yin on the windowsill boringly, and after letting the sunlight shine, he said angrily: "The device is the meaning of things, to put it in layman's terms, it is a thing, or a thing, a yin device, not a thing in the underworld, but a corpse, evil, Evil three gases, one of the things, but not limited to one of the contamination of one of them, is likely to be two, or even three, but you should not have seen it, the people who have seen it are basically hanging, the so-called contamination, not to say touched or stained, but over time, through material transformation... Forget it, you don't understand it, you know the pulp, you can also marinate it, do you understand?"
Chu Yu looked at everyone, only to find that everyone had a disappointed look on their faces.
"Boy, we all know what you're talking about. Although Wang Xuanzhu also showed disappointment, his tone was much better.
In his eyes, Chu Yu is a dry data analyst, but most technical analysts don't know much about these basic knowledge.
"Then tell me something you don't know. Chu Yu took out the Yellow Crane Tower from Meng Yong from his pocket, held a cigarette in his mouth, and continued: "Dispelling the Underworld, that is the name in the hidden door, it sounds lofty, but it is actually cleaning, cleaning the taste on it, just like a vat of Chinese cabbage pickled into sauerkraut, it is theoretically impossible to turn sauerkraut into cabbage, but we can minimize the acidity of this vat of sauerkraut and the harmful substances in it, this is valid." β
Gradually, everyone stopped coaxing and was aroused.
After all, Chu Yu's statement is very easy to understand, and it sounds quite reasonable, and the way of explanation is also very novel.
"So how to get rid of the underworld, first of all, you have to identify the five elements of the yin vessel, I said, the yin is a thing, a thing, not a person, so there are no five elements, but it is a burial object, so why did it become a yin vessel?" Chu Yu looked at one of the big bald heads: "You say, why?"
Daguang Brain scratched the back of his head: "Don't make it." β
"Idiot!" Meng Yong said to Chu Yu: "Because I am contaminated with one of the three qis, one of the three qi of corpse, evil, and evil." β
"That's right. Chu Yu snapped his fingers: "The rest will be easy to do, Lao Meng, go get me a blackboard." β
"It's on the wall. Meng Yong ran to the innermost side and pulled out a large blackboard.
Unconsciously, Chu Yu had already grasped the initiative, and everyone's eyes were focused on him.
Chu Yu walked over, and under the gaze of everyone, he picked up the chalk and wrote a lot of words.
Corpse gas, evil spirit, evil spirit, burial goods, crazy old peasants, corpses closest to burial goods, the surrounding environment when the Yin Vessel is unearthed, metal, wood, water, fire, earth.
Chu Yu knocked on the blackboard and said loudly: "Okay, the first thing we have to do is to use the elimination method to find the attributes of the Yin Organ, that is, to identify which of the three qi is contaminated." β
A group of people gradually became fascinated.
Connoisseurs will know if there is one as soon as they make a move.
They know the three qi, they also know the gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and they also know what is going on with the yin organ.
But when you put it together, they don't know what it means.
To put it in layman's terms, that is, just knowing what it looks like, where it comes from, and why it looks like this, I am confused.
The disciples of the Hidden Sect have more or less said some knowledge in this area, but it sounds like it is foggy, and it is full of nouns.
Meng Yong's excited shoulders began to tremble, and he hurriedly howled: "Assemble!"
The bald men didn't say a word, those who should wear clothes put on clothes, those who should wear shoes put on shoes, and in less than ten seconds, they stood in three rows, a total of thirty-six people, and a row of twelve people.
In an instant, there was not a single noise from the Second Combat Readiness Center.
Meng Yong's expression was solemn: "Sit!"
The uniform voice sounded again, and everyone sat down cross-legged, with thirty-six big bald heads, almost not flashing Chu Yu's dog eyes.
Chu Yu was a little embarrassed. "Don't be so nervous, just chatter." β
Meng Yong didn't squeak, stepped with his back hands and straightened his chest, and stood next to the blackboard, like a soldier being reviewed.
"Okay. Chu Yu smiled bitterly, pointed to the blackboard, and began to "class".
"Corpse gas, will cause a radius of several kilometers of grass to grow, over time, this gas will turn into substance, visible to the naked eye, into a toxic gas, this is also one of the most common three gases, and evil gas, silent, colorless, none
taste, which affects any intelligent being ... The physiological health of any person or animal then leads to death, pay attention, it will only affect the living body, that is, people or animals, and have no impact on the surrounding environment, including the geological environment, etc., and the evil qi is roughly the same, the difference is that it is more harmful, why do you say that, the evil qi does not directly affect the mind of people or animals in a short period of time, but over time, and then makes people or animals irritable, irritable, Cold-blooded, and eventually lost his mind, it is the mind, not the IQ, but this negative extreme emotion will not be directly revealed, but hidden in the heart, on the surface, it is similar to a normal person, but the face will be very cold, the eyes will also exude an evil aura, and the pupils have been in a miniaturized state. β
After Chu Yu finished speaking, he looked at Meng Yong: "When you found the Yin Artifact, did the surrounding address environment change?"
Meng Yong straightened his chest and replied, "Report collar... Report to the assistant deputy director, there is no change in the surrounding geological environment. β
Meng Yong didn't know what to call Chu Yu, he called him a leader, the level was wrong, he was called Xiao Chu, he was not respectful enough, he called a buddy, the occasion was wrong, and in the end, his IQ was exerted abnormally, and he called this position that did not exist in the organizational structure at all.
"That's good. Chu Yu drew a big cross on the word corpse qi in the three qi: "Now, we can rule out that it is the influence of corpse qi, then there are only two possibilities left, one is yin qi, and the other is evil qi." β
Chu Yu's gaze swept over the thirty-six big bald heads below: "According to what Lao Meng said, a person who goes crazy puts his genitals under the bed and goes crazy within a few days, right." β
No one squeaked below, everyone looked at the blackboard, and although they didn't have any expression, their eyes were full of thought.
"Report!" Wang Xuanzhu raised his hand.
Chu Yu asked angrily, "What's the matter?"
He thought this guy was going to find fault again.
Meng Yong said expressionlessly: "Say!"
Wang Xuanzhu stood up, and he stood in a military posture, and said with a full of anger: "Report to the assistant deputy director, the crazy person has been in close contact with the genitals for a total of seventy-one hours, and the report is complete." β
Meng Yong: "Sit." β
Wang Xuanzhu sat cross-legged on the ground again.
Chu Yu was happy: "I have been in contact for more than seventy hours in total, that is, about three days, and in just three days, a person will lose his mind." β
Chu Yu made a big cross on the blackboard.
"Using the method of elimination, we learned that this yin is because it is contaminated with evil qi, if it is corpse qi, then its attributes should be wood and water among the five elements, of course, there are exceptions, this exception is artificial, and evil qi, accounting for three of the five elements, is common in metal, water, and earth, but evil qi, all five attributes are available, if you want to dispel the underworld, you must know which of the five elements this yin qi belongs to. β
Chu Yu pointed to the gold, wood, water, fire, and earth on the blackboard: " If you want to determine which one, there are three main methods, the first, that is, the method commonly used to identify the burial goods, that is, to see the corpse inside the earth, what are the five elements of the corpse, then the burial goods will be the same, this method is not 100% accurate, just as a basis and reference, the second is to refer to the surrounding environment, including the number of trees, the variety of trees, whether there is a water source nearby, whether the water source is dead water or living water, whether there are living creatures in the water, whether the nearby landform has changed, whether the underground contains a large number of minerals, and the third is to observe the material of the yin itself, if it is an iron jade pendant or the like, it is basically goldIf it's woodwork, then it's pretty much wood, and so on, but why do I use words like basic and almost, it's because it's not absolute. β
Chu Yu pointed to the five words "gold, wood, water, fire, and earth" on the blackboard, and continued to say aloud: "Three identification methods, if used correctly, at least one or more possibilities can be ruled out, even if one is excluded, there are only four left, and the following is easy to do, then the five elements to be used are mutually regenerating, and the five elements are mutually restrictive." β
"Mutual birth, gold gives birth to water, water gives birth to wood, wood gives birth to fire, fire gives birth to earth, earth gives birth to gold, and phase restraint is gold and wood, wood and earth, earth and water, water and fire, fire and gold, you all know this, and the five colors, is wood represents cyan, fire represents red, earth represents yellow, gold represents white, water represents black, through mutual growth and mutual restraint, and then use the elimination method, at least one of the five elements will be excluded. β
Chu Yu drew a five-element diagram again with chalk, and explained loudly: " Now the problem is easy to do, the old farmer went crazy, and the reason for the madness was that the funeral goods contaminated with evil spirit, and this burial goods were a metal dagger, the environment has not changed, which means that there is no wood attribute, and there is a wasteland around, without any trees and plants, then let's imagine that it is the gold evil, and the gold can give birth to water, the gold evil, the water evil, the birth must be the water evil, since it is the water evil, of course there will be no trees, no wood, no water, if it is the gold evil, once unearthed, it can only affect a person at close range, it extends a problem, there must be a fire around, if there is no fire position, the gold evil can not affect a person, at least a village personγ β
As soon as Chu Yu's voice fell, there was a sudden bang below, and everyone's expressions changed.
Chu Yu didn't know why: "What's wrong, am I not right?"
Meng Yong's eyes were full of adoration: "There is a smelter nearby. β
"Smelter?" Chu Yu couldn't help but laugh.
There is nothing more fiery than this, even if it is not a real fire position, it will become a fire position.
Chu Yu drew a big circle on the golden characters.
"Then it's easy to do now, the gold evil is the best way to dispel the underworld, fire overcomes gold, throw it directly into the furnace, seal the furnace, leave only a small opening, and find another one that is similar to the box
Fire weapon container, connect the small mouth, directly wash away the golden evil qi, in short, this is the most basic knowledge, the five elements are constantly changing, but everything changes from their origins, as long as we master the method, we can find a solution accurately. β
Meng Yong took a deep breath and shouted in a voice like his father's death and mother's remarriage: "Applause!"
Suddenly, the Second Combat Readiness Center remembered thunderous applause.
Chu Yu's face was slightly red, and he sighed again and again in his heart.
It seems that the secrecy awareness and prevention work of the hidden disciples are really perfect, otherwise it would be impossible for this group of big bald people to not even learn a simple method to dispel the underworld.
Chu Yu pressed down with his hands, waited for everyone to calm down and enjoyed the awe-inspiring and adoring gaze of everyone for ten seconds, and then said: "It's not difficult to dispel the underworld, there are a lot of magic weapons in our bureau, the difficult thing is to identify, you draw inferences from each other and communicate with each other, after figuring it out, as long as you identify the attributes of the five elements, it's such a simple thing, and the transformation of the five elements is not something that can be changed in a short period of time, everything is traceable, enter the door, understand it yourself, share your experience, and slowly learn it." β
Meng Yong howled again: "Applause!"
"Bang bang. β
"Alright, alright. Even a cheeky person like Chu Yu was a little embarrassed: "This is the most basic, when I have the kung fu one day, I will hand you some formations, the formations used for different situations, including how to use scientific instruments correctly, etc., that's it today, I have to go to Yueyue... I went to report to Deputy Director Bai. β
Chu Yu threw away the chalk head, and just as he was about to leave, Meng Yong howled again: "Disband!"
With a "boom", all the big bald heads stood up and directly surrounded Chu Yu, which frightened the latter with a pale face, thinking that this group of big bald heads was going to commit murder.
"Brother Chu!" Wang Xuanzhu's face turned red with excitement: "In the future, you will be my eldest brother, you said, what do you usually smoke, I will buy you two now." β
"It's not your turn. Another big bald head with a flattering smile on his face: "Brother Chu, the cigarette is wrapped on me, and so is the rice, the cooks in the bureau are all pig breeders, and you can squeak whatever you want to eat in the future, and I will go out and buy it for you." β
"Brother Chu, Brother Chu, my name is Zhang Dazhuang, you can take me as an apprentice. β
"Accept me, I'm smart, Zhang Dazhuang can't even understand his own name. β
Chu Yu's brain was buzzing, and he couldn't hear what this group of people was talking about at all.
These ones are not only big shoulders and round waists, but also have very high voices, and they are chaotic.
"Shut up Lao Tzu!" Meng Yong roared, shouting with a dark face: "We are a disciplined force, what kind of system will we become." β
A group of people touched their noses, and then they made way for a way, but their eyes were still fiery when they looked at Chu Yu.
Meng Yong came to Chu Yu with a cold face, and groaned slightly, as if his face had changed, and his big mouth was about to show his back molars.
"Brother, do you have a girlfriend, the eldest of my family is in high school, why don't we get married." β
Chu Yu: "... β
Chu Yu waved his hand again and again.
He has never seen the eldest daughter of the Meng Yong family, but he has seen the second daughter, which can be described in one sentence, the gas tank has been cultivated for a hundred years to become refined, according to the genes of the old Meng family, the eldest daughter is definitely not much better.
Sure enough, Wang Xuanzhu squeezed through the crowd and shouted: "Don't listen to him, Brother Yong is pit you, his eldest daughter is like bottled water, and the top and bottom are thick." β
Seeing Wang Xuanzhu, Chu Yu suddenly remembered something, smiled hehe, and hooked his fingers: "Do you remember what I said just now, I'm small-minded... β
Without waiting for Chu Yu to finish speaking, Wang Xuanzhu turned around and pouted his big ass: "Brother Chu, you can just press hard on my buttocks, and it hurts you when you touch other places, and work hard on your buttocks, this is soft, don't say it, ten times and a hundred strokes will do, come a few more times, you will be happy." β
A group of big bald heads directly surrounded them, and the grippers of the grippers strangled the necks, as if they were afraid that the king would resist.
Chu Yu's face was cold.
Who Nima is working hard on your ass, and you have to come a few more times until I'm happy, why do you listen so awkwardly.
The cold is the cold, and the revenge will definitely be avenged, or you won't have the face to go out and mix in the future.
Chu Yu walked over and rubbed his hands: "This is what you said." β
"You just make me a half-crippled, my old king admits it, as long as you are happy, you are willing to teach the brothers to do their skills. β
"Okay, then don't blame me. β
Chu Yu doesn't have much strength, but he knows where to fight.
The flame snake had taught him this.
Showing a harmless smile from humans and animals, Chu Yu stretched out his fist and bent his fingers, directly hitting the vagus nerve position on the back of Wang Xuanzhu's neck.
In the next second, the king, who was as long as the black King Kong, was chained, his eyelids rolled, and he lay directly on the ground, and he twitched and twitched, and then fainted.
Looking at the group of big bald heads of the boss with his mouth open, Chu Yu put his hands behind his back, looking like a grandmaster, and said lightly: "Iron, there is no future, study hard and read more, this is the shortcut to the peak of life." β
Meng Yong kicked Wang Xuanzhu's buttocks: "This kid didn't die, did he?"
"I don't know. Another big bald head went up and kicked his feet twice: "Don't say it, this foot feels really good, it's quite elastic." β
"It's really fake, I'll try it. β
This time it was Chu Yu's turn to be dumbfounded, only to see a group of big bald heads surrounding him, and he kicked Wang Zhuzhu's buttocks.
Chu Yu shook his head slightly.
It seems that the personnel of this Wang Zhuzhu are quite inferior.
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