Chapter 4 From now on, I will be the eldest brother
In the interrogation room, Imperial Chief Chu breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, I ended up joining the Public Affairs Security Agency.
Whether it's picking up girls or saving the world, this first step is complete.
Meng Yong put away the folder and breathed a sigh of relief.
I don't know why, he feels a lot of pressure to be in the same room with Chu Yu.
This pressure may come from an asymmetry in IQ.
After Bai Yue came in, he confirmed this.
Glaring at Meng Yong fiercely, Bai Yue pulled out the folder he was holding in his arm and threw it in front of Chu Yu.
"Sign, I don't care if your name is Charlie Chu or Jack Chu, sign it again for me, sign it well, match the name on your ID card, and then play tricks, the old lady will make you regret coming to this world. ”
Meng Yong didn't have the slightest expression, he got used to it.
Messing around, in the end, it's still a trick for the family.
Chu Yu didn't care and re-signed his name.
This time, Chu Yu was sincere.
took the first step and laid a solid foundation for the future pickle girl plan and saving the world.
It's a pity that without waiting for Chu Yu to be happy for three seconds, Bai Yue said coldly: "From today to the end of the probationary period, you will be the assistant to the deputy director, that is, my assistant, every day, every hour, every minute, every second, I will keep an eye on you, once I find out that you have another purpose, hum... Think about the consequences for yourself. ”
Meng Yong was in a good mood: "Boy, you are useless." ”
Chu Yu was dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
After all, he still became the male protagonist in the online article on the street, which is the personal bodyguard of the goddess, the full-time driver of the school flower, and the little white face of the nurse of the beautiful president.
In fact, he also wants to be with Bai Yue twenty-four hours a day, but the problem is that what he wants to be tired of being with is not the current Bai Yue.
The white moon in front of him didn't know him at all, not to mention the relationship, they didn't have much in common.
To strangers, White Moon is a Tyrannosaurus rex that can breathe fire at any time, the kind that threatens to break through the sky.
He is a stranger himself.
After Bai Yue finished speaking, she explained to Meng Yong: "Take him to briefly familiarize himself with the responsibilities and basic operation of the department, and let her go to my office after finishing the matter, remember, don't let him leave your sight!"
"Don't worry, leader, even if he is on the tuba, I will squat in front of him and stare at him tightly. ”
Bai Yue: "... ”
Too lazy to take care of Meng Yong, Bai Yue led Xiao Ming and walked to the elevator after leaving.
Chu Yu, on the other hand, followed Meng Yong out of the interrogation room with a depressed face and began to "familiarize" himself with the working environment.
In fact, Chu Yu was really not particularly familiar with the headquarters building, because he had been mixing in the Nangang branch before.
A few times I have been here, and I have made a beeline for the most sacred place in this building, which is the office of the director on the top floor.
No matter how slow Meng Yong is, there is still basic common sense.
I didn't take Chu Yu to the core floor, but only took me to the technical support department, locker rooms, canteens, multi-person conference halls, and other inconsequential places.
Meng Yong was also wilted, and he didn't know for what purpose he brought Chu Yu to the Second Combat Readiness Training Center.
The Second Combat Readiness Training Center occupies an entire floor, which is a powerful version of the gym.
This layer is basically for the rotation personnel to vent their excess energy, masturbating iron, fighting, bragging, bragging, playing cards or something.
Chu Yu had been to the First Combat Readiness Center, and on the upper floor, it was usually for combatants to conduct armed training, but it was the first time that the Second Combat Readiness Center had come.
When the two of them first entered, dozens of combatants who took turns to rest were ironing inside, and the air was filled with the smell of male hormones.
When Meng Yong went to other places, he always went to the door to talk roughly, but after coming here, he brought Chu Yu in and walked around from the inside out, and he didn't know whether to take Chu Yu to get familiar with the environment, or to exhibit Chu Yu's meaning.
Seeing the attention of everyone, Meng Yong clapped his palms and said with a wicked smile: "Brothers, this is our new colleague, I know each other, maybe it will be your leader in the future." ”
Chu Yu was sure that Meng Yong definitely wanted to embarrass him.
Sure enough, all the big bald heads surrounded him.
"Eh, it's another chicken cub. ”
"What do you mean by Lao Meng, when will we also have this set of related households, how can we become our leaders. ”
"I'm afraid it's not a cub who just came down from the hidden door, right?"
"How is it possible, those grandsons are very tall, and they don't come to our level. ”
Chu Yu seemed to be smiling, his eyes rested and looked at the ceiling, he was fine, as if it was not him who everyone said.
"Brother Yong, isn't this the big sea turtle we picked up at the airport today, it's really a job. ”
Chu Yu lowered his head and saw an acquaintance, Wang Xuanzhu, who gave him a hook at the airport.
Hehe, Chu Yu didn't say anything.
Wait, wait for Lao Tzu to climb to the main department, and don't give you ten hook punches Lao Tzu with your surname.
Meng Yong pointed at Chu Yu, and said in a weird manner: "Don't say that I didn't warn you, Xiao Chu came back from studying abroad, and he is a god... No, the turtle who is serious about the eight things, and he still talks to us about the conditions, and he doesn't come if he doesn't come to the department. ”
A crowd burst into laughter.
The elite of the military and police have always respected their strength, and these people basically distinguish whether a person is powerful or not, and there is a way for Chu Yu to use it, that is, depending on the body type, the strong ones are absolutely powerful, and the weak chickens and cubs must be waste.
"Eh, I don't know how thick the sky is, I'm just a keyboard tapper, and I'm still serious. ”
"Come, open your mouth, let me see how many teeth you have?"
"Have you ever seen blood, do you know what it's like to stab someone?"
"Have you ever shot a gun, I'm talking about shooting bullets, not shooting paper. ”
Chu Yu rolled his eyes and didn't bother to talk back.
Lao Tzu not only hit the wall, but also hid an unmanned bomber in his pocket.
He has a lot of respect for them.
Many people think that the Public Affairs Security Bureau is supported by a group of hidden disciples, but Chu Yu doesn't think so, he thinks that it is this group of big bald people who have no mouth but are loyal to the country and dare to send their lives to the enemy one after another to prop up the Public Affairs Security Bureau.
It is this group of people who has the highest battle loss rate and the highest sacrifice rate.
Wang Xuanzhu said with a smile while playing with the tensile device: "See, if you don't say that you are a cultural person, how can you say that, a mouthful of thick phlegm sprays on your face, you don't wipe it, you don't say it, and you lick it twice." ”
"The vertical side dries itself. ”
Chu Yu really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said speechlessly: "Spit on your own face." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Wang Xuanzhu laughed and said: "It's just spitting on your own face, let's see what a cultural person is." ”
Meng Yong felt that the "revenge" was almost over, and he squeezed his eyebrows at a group of people, and then took Chu Yu out.
While walking, Meng Yong said: "Boy, it doesn't matter if you have those two strokes, whether the major is right or not, if you want to be a serious student, at least you have to let this group of people give a thumbs up, understand no." ”
Chu Yu shrugged.
Many of the hidden disciples are small leaders, and they don't see their thumbs, they are all middle fingers, so they are still mixed with small leaders.
"What's the matter, I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced, you can pick one here, let him let him have two feet and one hand, you can take him down, I, Lao Meng, will obey you, how about it." ”
Chu Yu stopped, and suddenly remembered something.
Although he joined the Public Affairs Security Bureau, he couldn't ask Bai Yue and Mo Daoqing to help him as soon as he came in, even if he persuaded these two people to go overseas to face the tough NH company, he might really need the help of this group of people.
In addition, regarding supernatural events, it seems that there have always been endless levels in the country, and the headquarters is constantly sending people to various places to investigate and deal with them, and Bai Yue is also the most active, running around all day long.
If this is the case, his personal little "secretary" still has to go to the front line, and he has to rely on the tactical support and cooperation of this group of people.
It's like partnering with Lao Sun to deal with Wang Fan, if you don't like each other, the difficulty factor of performing the task will increase.
Seeing Chu Yu stop and show a thoughtful look, Meng Yong smiled: "Really, seriously?"
"If, I'll give them a thumbs up ... Chu Yu smiled slightly: "I don't need you to obey either, you let the kid who punched me stand in front of me today, not much, I'll give him a punch back, how about it?"
"Are you serious?"
"Really. ”
Meng Yong is still a real person in the end, he laughed, patted Chu Yu's shoulder and said: "Joke with you, we are rough people, we don't have a serious start, you are different, you are a technical talent, it doesn't matter if you die a few big bosses like us, one less technical talent like you, that is the loss of the bureau." ”
Chu Yu smiled slightly: "When you are all dead, then what are we going to do, charge into battle? Without you rushing ahead, we can just hit the keyboard and have a fart, and we can kill the demons and monsters in the country by tapping the keyboard?"
After finishing speaking, Chu Yu turned around and went back.
Meng Yong's face moved slightly, looking at Chu Yu's back, silent for a long time.
Chu Yu, who walked back, went straight to the Wang Zhuzhu who was lifting dumbbells.
Coming to the side of Wang Xuanzhu, Chu Yu Yin and Yang said strangely: "Oh, I'll go, eighty kilograms of iron pieces, I don't have any breath, it's too good." ”
Chu Yu deliberately amplified the volume, attracting everyone's attention again.
Wang Xuanzhu put the barbell back, sat up straight, and hehe: "What's the matter, you can also try it and see if you can lift one?"
"I can't lift it. ”
"yes, it's not good to grind out the calluses on your fingers, your fingers are expensive, you have to type on the keyboard. ”
"Big brother, what do you call me, my name is Chu Yu. ”
"The Daimyo Wang Zhuzhu, I am from the mountain, and this is in vogue from time to time, don't call me brother. Although Wang Xuanzhu smiled, there was a trace of disdain in his eyes.
In the bureau, there are only a few brothers, which ones didn't crawl out of the pile of bones in life and death, and they are called brothers, so they have to take care of their brothers, and they are responsible.
He can't afford the word "brother", and he doesn't want to be Chu Yu's "brother".
"That's okay, Brother Wang, such a thing... ”
"You're fucking deaf. Wang Xuanzhu's face turned cold, and he shouted: "Don't call me brother, call me by my name, I'm not your brother." ”
Meng Yong hurried over, and others also gathered around to watch the excitement.
Chu Yu spread his hands: "Okay, Wang Xuanzhu, that's the case, today at the airport, you give me a punch, I'm a very small person, and I also hold a grudge, if I don't fight back this punch, I can't sleep well." ”
As soon as Chu Yu's voice fell, everyone burst into laughter.
Chu Yu didn't speak, just a smile and a groaning expression.
Wang Xuanzhu was also happy: "You can't find me, you have to go to our white game, it is her action order, you have the ability to give her a punch." ”
"I can't beat her, and I don't dare look for her. ”
In the eyes of a group of people, they were even more disdainful.
Although everyone is afraid of Bai Yue, but in private, which one is not a earth-shattering sound, saying that good men don't fight with women and so on.
Even if Chu Yu blows Niu B, they don't despise it, and the dignified old men don't even dare to blow Niu B, which makes people look down on it.
Chu Yu glanced at the barbell piece and gave a thumbs up: "Eighty kilograms, amazing, you have to make more than twenty." ”
Wang Xuanzhu pouted: "I have an egg relationship with you." ”
Chu Yu swept around, then came to the window with his hands in his pockets, and picked up a dusty peachwood sword from the ground.
Carrying the peachwood sword, Chu Yu walked back, slightly
Laugh: "Will it make this thing?"
Wang Xuanzhu was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"
"I said, will you make this thing, the 80-kilogram barbell is like playing, this thing will be used after all. ”
Everyone gradually reacted, looking at each other, while Meng Yong's eyes lit up.
Of course, Wang Xuanzhu knew that the meaning of this "will" did not mean waving indiscriminately, so he couldn't help frowning: "What's the matter, you can use it?"
"The peach is the essence of the five trees, also known as the fairy wood, so it has the purpose of warding off evil spirits. Chu Yu flicked the tip of the peachwood sword: "Fifty years of peachwood, it can be regarded as a magic weapon." ”
Holding a sword flower, Chu Yu said lightly: "If it is two fifty-year-old peachwood swords, or one hundred-year-old peachwood sword, forty-nine small formations, set six." ”
"Jin Gang Array, Bagua Wood Array, Seven Star Water Array, Middle ** Array, Southern Dipper Monarch Array, Little Four Elephant Array, Seven Evil Soul Lock Array. Chu Yu threw the peachwood sword on Wang Xuanzhu's body: "This sword, I will use it, you won't, but you can use iron, come, you take the barbell and set up a formation for me now, no big array, small array, sleepy, imprisoned, demonic, any array." ”
Many people's eyes changed, because of the names of these array techniques, they had heard of it.
Of course, it is only heard of it.
Wang Xuanzhu glanced at the peach wood sword on his lap, then looked at Chu Yu, and shouted with a stiff neck: ", I admit that I don't understand the formation, but Lao Tzu doesn't believe you understand, even those hidden disciples from famous families don't dare to say that they can use a peach wood sword to set up a formation." ”
"Hidden Sect disciples?" Chu Yu laughed: "They, it's a fart!"
As soon as Chu Yu's voice fell, everyone changed color together.
"Sorry, I made a mistake, a slip of the tongue. Chu Yu sneered: "Their sect is a fart!"
As a descendant of the Yan Huangfeng Chu family, Chu Yu does have the qualifications to say this.
One sentence stirred up a thousand waves, and a group of people with different faces looked at Chu Yu, with expectation, suspicion, and contempt in their eyes.
Of course, the latter two are the majority.
Chu Yu didn't explain, but looked at Meng Yong: "Is there a Yin Weapon?"
"What are you going to do?"
"Take it. ”
"No, it's all in the basement, most of these pubic vessels are funeral goods, and they are stained... ”
Chu Yu smiled slightly: "Don't you want to learn things, I'll teach you to dispel the underworld." ”
"Dispelling the Dead?!"
Meng Yong's pupils flared, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, wait for me, I'll steal one now, it's done, I'll carry this thing, if you brag B, the white bureau will blame it, and I will beat you once when I see you." ”
Chu Yu's eyes looked around: "If you want to learn, you can, in the future, Lao Tzu's cigarette money, you will pay for it." ”
A group of people were suspicious and didn't squeak, thinking that Chu Yu was bragging.
The so-called dispelling of the underworld is actually to get rid of the evil qi in the yin qi.
It's easy to say, but it's extremely difficult to do.
After dealing with so many supernatural events, the bureau naturally "seized" a lot of Yin weapons, and this kind of thing was done by the hidden disciples.
But the disciples of the Hidden Sect all fish for three days and dry nets for two days, and they don't teach everyone the method, so now there is not even a single bald man who knows the method of dispelling the net.
In the end, it was Wang Zhuzhu who opened his mouth, and this guy stood up suddenly.
"I hope you're not bragging, if everyone knows, even if one person learns, I'll call you brother, and I'll pay for your cigarettes in the future." ”
"It's useless to call Dad, I'm in a good mood, so I'll naturally teach you some real skills, and if you're in a bad mood, it's useless to call anything. ”
After Chu Yu finished speaking, he came to the window and went to that station, and stopped talking.
In fact, he didn't know how to get rid of the underworld, but he couldn't stand the big guys around him.
Needless to say, Qin Beige can even the Flame Snake, and even Dracula can explain the principle of dispelling the underworld in a scientific way.
The most important thing is that Chu Yu has watched "Demon Slayer".
"Demon Slayer" is simply an encyclopedia of demon slaying and demon slayer, other hidden disciples will, there are above, and other hidden disciples don't, there are also above.
After a while, Meng Yong ran back with gloves and a dagger-like bronze weapon.
"The burial goods dug up in Fuzhou, there was a local old farmer who hid under the bed for a few days, but he went crazy and had a heavy yin qi. ”
Everyone stopped talking, and their eyes were all focused on Chu Yu's body.
Everyone, including Wang Xuanzhu, hoped that what Chu Yu said was true.
Chu Yu squatted down, grabbed it with his hand and weighed it.
Meng Yong couldn't help but shout: "Don't touch it with your hands, be careful of contaminating yin qi." ”
"Contaminated with Yin Qi?" Chu Yu raised his head and asked in the tone of a true expert, "Idiot, then you tell me that the Hidden Sect disciples also wear rubber gloves like you when they dispel the underworld?"
"I... Meng Yong was stunned.
Others were talking to each other.
"Yes, once I saw that kid in Maoshan dispel the underworld, and I didn't see him wearing gloves, so I sat on the rooftop, holding a yin in my arms, and I don't know what he was talking about. ”
"That's right, I've seen it, but I don't see any protective measures. ”
"That's not right, if you are contaminated with yin qi, you will be affected, didn't they say?"
A group of people discussed for a long time but didn't come up with a reason, so their eyes had to focus on Chu Yu's body again.
"In the future, I will teach you all the hidden disciples who will be, so that everyone will know that our Public Affairs Security Bureau relies on our group of real masters, not a group of hidden disciples who know how to pretend to be ghosts!" Chu Yu stood up and waved his hand like a great man:" After all the teaching to you, I am your master, but the master will be exempted, I am your eldest brother, in the bureau, the hidden disciple pretends to be b, I will help you get him, I will cover you, and when you get outside, you will have to cover me, whoever dares to bully me, will cut him to death!"
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