Rollo shrunk even tighter behind me, and I shuddered. He didn't look at us, and then said: "I set up a mound for myself, I should have left a year ago, I launched an activity on Douban, I gave myself the last 500 days, and after 500 days I will die in the place I like, by the way Douban, you know, I call ' on Douban' Mr. Yalu', but I didn't, I was lying in the coffin, my eyes couldn't close, because I still had a pair of eyes, and a friend of mine said that I was looking at the world and people's hearts, and my mother said that I was blind to death, but in fact I preferred my mother's words. My last stop was Iceland, I slept peacefully under my favorite poet sculpture, I thought I was going to die quietly that night, my friend brought me back to life, and when I came back to life I realized that I didn't want to die so much, but I had to die, so I had to die. I smiled: "Then you are really hypocritical." ”

He took out another bottle of wine and three glasses from his travel bag, he poured three glasses of wine, and brought two glasses to me and Rollo, Rollo shook his hand in disgust and fear, I knew she was too scared now, and I shook my hand too, because I was going to drive. He turned around with a pouting of some disappointment, and went to his own mound with the wine, and he poured the first cup on the grave bag, the second on the tombstone, and the third on his own. After he did this, he jumped up in front of us, looked at me with a puzzled expression, and smiled: "My own funeral, I can do as I like." I smiled and nodded, "May you rest in peace." "He took out another wallet from his travel bag, pulled out five hundred dollars from it and handed it to me, and it was the price we had negotiated. I took out two hundred, which was the gas fee, and I wanted to give him the remaining three hundred, because it was interesting and at least made me no longer bored, so I decided not to take his money. Later, after thinking about it, he saw Luo Luo hiding behind him, and still pulled back the hand that wanted to hand him three hundred yuan.

After returning from Yaoshan, Lu Mu often came to the bar, and his favorite thing was Free Cuba, or rather, he only loved Free Cuba that I tuned. I could always tell that he liked more Coke when he came in a kilt, a little more Rum when he came in a cape, a little more on ice when he came in his pajamas with a bucket hat, and the most normal proportions when he came in a robe. Every time he came, he always raised his glass to toast us, and he occasionally brought a friend over.

We had a kind discussion, whether Lu Mu was a weird person or not, but we never came up with an answer, who said that Lu Dumb was a weird person, obviously it was just us who blamed, so he was normal and out of place. I love his boots, one of his capes, one of his hats and a long dress. So I haven't denied in my world that he's a normal person. I like his aesthetic, so he's not a weirdo, at least not to me, but to me, I'm a weirdo. I didn't have the courage to put on the Socrates dress that I thought looked good, and I didn't have the courage to put myself on a mound of clothes.

Luo Luo has always been a little reluctant to be dumb, but he didn't, he just felt that this person was very strange. It was the landlord and Lin who quickly got along with him.

His eyes were not expectant, nor dim, they were pure, pure white, not the whites of the eyes, or the blackness of the eyeballs, the whiteness of the black. He once told me about his ex-girlfriend's Mobil Gensburg and Shirata Treasure Gold, and his endless Wittgenstein. He once told me that I had never seen a white before, like about the ritual of November, when he fell asleep on Yangmingshan for the first time, and maybe the next month he would call me on the day he cried the most in Ukraine, or maybe he would have a drink with Miss Natz at the Vigeland Sculpture Company. You see, he's such a weirdo.

Write weird people in weird words, you see, we're all weirdos now.

Rollo worries that I, who have just recovered from the shadows of Xiaoyu, will become strange again after encountering the deer mute, but you see, we are all weird.

Lumute is a weirdo, weird, weird.

You and I are both weirdos, no weirdos are weirder, weirder than weirdos.

The landlord kept complaining to me and Miss Q, complaining that we hadn't taken him to have a good time in Guilin for so long. As a native of Guilin, I also have Miss Q and Luo Luo, and I am already tired of playing with Guilin. Finally, by chance, the word sea appeared in front of us, and finally we decided to see the sea. However, Guilin does not have a sea, but Guangxi has the North Sea.

Originally, Lin was supposed to come with us, but the night before leaving, when the five of us were sitting together for a drink, he looked to the left, and the landlord and Miss Q were sitting, and then to the right, it was me and Luo Luo, and then at Lychee and his boyfriend, who were packing up and preparing to close, and suddenly decided that eating one dog food was better than eating two.

On our first day in Beihai, we were received by a friend of mine who arranged a hotel for us. But that night we ate at his house, living inland, we have never seen crabs steamed in a large steamer with steamed buns, a drawer full of blood snails, mussels and other kinds of seafood, I looked at the seafood on this table, swallowed my saliva, and wanted to serve some staple food. Turning on their rice cooker, there was a pot of crab porridge in it, and I slowly closed the lid and sat back in place. I looked at the only plate of vegetables again, and I still moved my chopsticks slowly, and just after two bites, the table of Luo Luo, the landlord and Miss Q next to me was already full of crab shells, and the clean table in front of me seemed a little dirty.

My friend asked, "Why don't you eat, isn't it unappetizing?" I waved my hand, raised my wine glass and said, "I have a bad stomach these days, just eat some green vegetables, anyway, I have to come to play for many days, and this meal is not bad, come and come, drink." Rollo snatched the glass and said to me, "Don't drink if you have a bad stomach." After speaking, he raised his glass to my friend: "He has a bad stomach, I will salute you for him, thank you for preparing such a large table of delicious food for us." I watched them push the cups and take a silent breath.

After three rounds of drinking, my friend staggered with a wine glass and said, "You have come so far and you have not greeted me well, so tell me if you have anything." I didn't want to listen to them at this time, I just silently looked at the TV behind my friend, and there was a TV series called "Border Zero" playing on the TV, and suddenly a camera flashed by, I looked very familiar, and my friend also saw my sight, turned to look at the TV, and said to us: "Oh, this TV series, it's lined up here, you see this store inside, it's my house, they were filming here at that time." ”

My friend drank and originally asked us to call a substitute driver, but I told him to rest, after all, I was the only one who didn't drink. We got in the car, and I asked, "Do you want to eat?" The landlord burped, "Do you think we can still eat?" Rollo turned around and asked, "By the way, I don't think you have eaten much today, so much seafood." I smiled, didn't answer her, found a late-night snack stall and stopped.

Although the three of them couldn't eat anymore, they still sat with me at the supper stall, and I ordered some barbecue, mostly barbecue and the like, and some grilled seafood. After I devoured the barbecue, I picked up a crab claw and said to Rollo, "Didn't you ask me why I didn't eat today, look at it." "I skillfully cut the crab claw with scissors, took out the crab meat inside, and ate it. Luo Luo looked at me suspiciously, and I also looked at her quietly, and the slightly drunk Miss Q and the landlord were dissatisfied: "You two show affection, we are still here, don't be so sensual." We ignored them, and after only about three minutes, Rollo's puzzled eyes turned into surprise, and he pointed to my mouth and said, "What's the matter? Are you allergic?" I nodded: "I wasn't allergic before, but I don't know why, once I ate crabs, I didn't know how to use tools at that time, and then my mouth was cut by the shell, and every time I ate crustaceans, my mouth would be swollen and very itchy." Rollo picked up another string of squid and handed it to me: "This is not a crustacean. I shook my head: "This is not good, and sometimes I even want to vomit if the taste is particularly strong, such as the slow drawer of crabs tonight, I originally wanted to drink wine to suppress the taste, and you grabbed it." She stuck out her tongue: "I don't know." ”

She asked again, "Then what allergies do you have?" I shook my head: "Actually, I don't know, what I know now is what I tried again and again with my sexy little mouth, if it's a seafood allergy, I can eat hairtail, I can eat flounder, I can eat a lot of fish, I don't know exactly, but if I am allergic, I will be very repulsive at the first sight of it, even if I haven't tried it." She looked at my slightly swollen mouth, suddenly kissed me, and asked me, "Then you are not allergic to me?" Miss Q and the landlord hugged each other when they saw this scene, and Miss Q pretended to ask the landlord: "Are you allergic to me?" The landlord scratched Miss Q's nose: "How could it be, cutie." Rollo lowered his head a little shyly.

After supper, we drove back downstairs to the hotel, and the three people who had drunk suddenly said that they wanted to go and blow the wind. The beach at night was quiet and quiet, the sea breeze was a bit sticky, and I hated slimy stuff the most. I took Rollo by the hand, carried her shoes off, and walked around with her, while the landlord and Miss Q sat on the beach and felt the waves coming and going. There was a promenade by the beach, Rollo and I turned here, the dim light bulbs on the corridor were not worth mentioning under the dark sea and sky, Rollo suddenly turned to face me, she smiled and stared at my face, her face was red after drinking, the lipstick on her mouth had faded a little, she only tied half of her hair with a rubber band, and her sideburns and Liuhai made her face loom under the blowing of the sea breeze. She looked up at me, just like that, smiling, looking at me quietly, I put one hand around her waist, the other hand gently brushed the hair from her face, and gently stroked her face, she asked, "Am I beautiful?" I smiled at her, hugged her tightly, and answered her with an affectionate kiss.