Above the Buddha hall, incense was filled, and a young man knelt on the futon in front of the incense table, babbling in his mouth.

"The king of heaven covers the tiger, the queen mother of the Jade Emperor, the queen mother is not at home, go back to find Erha. Taishang Laojun, Hallelujah, is as anxious as an order. I'm Tang Seng............"

This 2B young man kneeling on the futon is named Tang Seng, who has the same name and surname as Tang Seng in Journey to the West, and is also our protagonist.

As for why Tang Seng is in the temple, this has to start from a day ago.

A day ago, Tang Seng didn't recruit anyone to watch TV at home, watching the 86 version of Journey to the West, I was seeing the scene of Tang Seng rejecting the king of his daughter country, and I don't know how the protagonist said "Ya, what does this Tang Seng think, such a big beauty doesn't agree to it, and says that the female donor doesn't want to do this, and the same is called Tang Seng, why is the gap so big, if I am the Tang Seng on TV, I don't need to say anything, I will directly fight with the king of the daughter country three hundred times on the spot." ”

I don't know if Tang Seng's words angered the sky, and there was a big thunderbolt on a sunny day with a click, which frightened Tang Seng and immediately pointed to the sky and scolded.

"What's the matter, you're still not convinced, there's a kind of splitting, according to this split, come, split. Believe it or not, you have a brain-spilled ......"

It may be that Tang Seng's words are in a hurry, and there was another big lightning bolt on a sunny day, and it slashed towards his brain.

Looking at the lightning that was getting closer and closer to her, Tang Seng and Mother turned her head and ran, running in circles around the house.

But that lightning is like having eyes, and wherever Tang Seng runs, it will slash wherever it goes.

"Mom, I'm dripping god grandpa, I was wrong, don't split me, I'm young, I'm ignorant, let me go, you see I'm all peeing." ”

No matter how Tang Seng shouted the lightning, it was as if he hadn't heard it, and with a click, Tang Seng's brain was on top.

Tang Seng only had time to say "Mom", he kicked his calf, rolled his eyes, spit out a white foam, and fainted suddenly.

When he woke up again, it was already dark, Tang Seng slowly opened his eyes, the room was dark, only the TV set emitted a faint light.

Looking at the familiar surroundings, Tang Seng exhaled deeply.

"Oh mom, I'm scared to death of the baby, and I almost talked about life and ideals with Brother Hades. ”

Touching Hei Tang Seng stood up from the ground, turned on the light, looked at the room that had become a mess because of his escape, and sighed deeply.

"Mom, this is a human thing. "I can't fix it myself, and I have to clean it up with tears.

After a busy meal, looking at the neat room, Tang Seng sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

"Whew. Ahh ”

Just when Tang Seng was enjoying himself sitting on the sofa, there was another thunderclap outside the window, which scared Tang Seng's hands trembling, and the cigarette butt almost fell off the crotch of his pants.

But he let out a long sigh of relief when he heard the sound of rain outside the window.

"Oh, I'm going, I'm scared to death, and I'm still thinking that I found out that I didn't kill me just now, and I'm here to mend the knife again. ”

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Just when Tang Seng wanted to get up and close the window, he felt that his clothes were being dragged from behind.

When I looked back, it turned out to be a thirteen or fourteen-year-old Lori, wearing a red dress, two double ponytails, and her big eyes flickering and looking good.

The little girl stared at Tang Seng with big watery eyes, and her voice was full of fear.

"Big brother, it's thundering, I'm afraid. ”

Looking at the extremely cute little girl, Tang Seng calmly raised his hand and smoked a cigarette, and his tone was flat.

"Sister, don't be afraid first, to be honest, I'm even more afraid. If my brother remembers correctly, I should have lived alone............"

Hearing Tang Seng's words pretending to be calm, the little girl smiled weirdly, her eyes slowly became blood-red, her jaw expanded to a terrifying degree, and she looked at Tang Seng in a gloomy tone and asked.

"Brother, do you think I'm beautiful?"

"Hmm~ It's so beautiful, the beautiful brother wants to shout for help......"

Seeing the change in the little girl, Tang Seng showed a constipation-like expression.

Hearing Tang Seng's answer, the little girl grinned and opened her mouth with a weird smile and turned around on Tang Seng's face.

Looking at the big mouth of blood in front of him, Tang Seng kicked his calf again, rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted.

Looking at Tang Seng who was lying on the ground and still twitching, the little girl turned back to her original and laughed.

"Haha, this host is so fun, I'll faint when I'm scared, it's best to be scared to death, otherwise how can I travel to another world. ”

But the matter is willing, Tang Seng just fainted in fright, and it didn't take long for him to wake up.

When he opened his eyes and saw that the little girl before was still waiting for his big watery eyes to look at him, he immediately wanted to kick his calf again, the little white eyes rolled, foamed at the mouth, and fainted.

Fortunately, the little girl's eyes were quick, and she stretched out her hand and pinched Tang Seng's person.

"Hey, host, don't be dizzy first, I scared you before, you hurry up and commit suicide now, and go to another world with me." ”

"What are you talking about, let me commit suicide, impossible, I wasn't scared to death before, this time I will commit suicide, and there is no Wang Fa......"

Tang Seng's head shook like a rattle.

"Don't, don't, I don't want to kill myself, where did you come from, go back there. ”

"No, you're going to kill yourself. ”

"No, I don't. ”

"No, I can't. Go and kill yourself. ”

"I must not ......"

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In this way, Tang Seng and the little girl confronted each other all night, and when they saw that it was dawn, Tang Seng ran to the hospital.

Because he felt that he must have been stupid by the previous thunder, and he was hallucinating.

But when I checked it in the hospital, there was no. This is the scene of the gods chattering in the temple earlier.

"Host, it's useless, I'm not a ghost, it's useless for you to come here. ”

Looking at the little girl who could only be heard and seen by himself, Tang Seng was close to collapse.

Shouting for help to an old monk.

"Master, save me, I let the ghost haunt me, and you see him standing there. ”

The old monk looked in the direction of Tang Seng's finger, didn't do anything, and immediately smiled at Tang Seng, put his hands together and said the Buddha number.

"Amitabha, the donor is not hallucinating, this is a temple, blessed by the Buddha's light, how can there be evil things, the donor or go home and rest. ”

The implication of this great monk is "Your brains have clubbing, and there are ghost ......"

Hearing the words of the great monk, Tang Seng still did not give up and shouted loudly.

"Really, Master, I'm not lying, the ghost is there, you're going to take her. ”

The great monk shook his head, ignored Tang Seng's words, and walked straight to the direction of the meditation room.

Looking at the great monk Tang Seng who no longer cared about himself, he walked out of the temple with a constipated expression, sat on the road and smoked.

"Host, I've said it all, it's useless, only you can see me, hear me, and I'm not a ghost, I'm your system. ”

Tang Seng glanced at the system lightly, did not speak, but lowered his head and smoked silently.

At this moment, a shrill brake sound attracted Tang Seng's attention, and he saw a little girl in the middle of the road, and a big truck was coming at the other end of the road.

However, because the speed was too fast, when the truck driver saw the little girl, it was too late, and he was about to hit the little girl, Tang Seng somehow ran to the middle of the road and pushed the little girl.

With a bang, the big truck slammed into Tang Seng solidly, knocking him straight away.

Tang Seng's body drew a beautiful parabola in the vacancy, and then he chirped, and he lay on the ground, his face on the ground.

Tang Seng's body twitched on the ground, and blood flowed on the ground.

"Am I going to die, I really don't have to die, it's just that at least I saved the little girl's life. ”

At the moment when Tang Seng's consciousness was about to disappear, that familiar voice sounded in Tang Seng's ears again.

"Detecting that the host's physical body has died, the soul begins to teleport, and the destination: Journey to the West. ”

"Teleportation begins: one hundredth...... Per cent...... Ten percent...... Per cent...... Fifty percent............ 100% ......"

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